Bored thread. Tell me what to do. A little pain is tolerated, stay reasonable tho pls. Hot pics appreciated
kys smalldick
>>768182919
It gets larger
>>768182919
>>768182937
>>768182948
you just jerked off to show your dick to some random 28 year old dude on the internet lmao think about that
>>768183036
I did. And It was fun. Now tell me what to do
>>768183068
make yourself something nice to eat and post a picture of it with timestamp
>>768183185
Nah I just had breakfast. You can have the time stamp tho
>>768183185
>>768183203
Pull on your balls as hard as you dare. I want to see them hover higher than your dickhead.
>>768183336
>>768183373
Go to the fridge. Find something you can put your dick in e.g. sour cream, butter, jelly, etc.
You know exactly what to do next.
>>768183467
That’s my fridge.
>>768183523
Go ahead and climb up into the fridge, son.
>>768183598
I won’t fit haha
Try to fit your dick in the Heineken bottle
>>768183663
No way that is gonna work haha
>>768182904
Show off your balls~ teabag angle
>>768183723
How does teabag angle work
>>768182904
Do you have a lighter ?
>>768183773
I do
>>768183765
gotta dip em in boiling water
>>768183783
Too much pain, sorry
Do you have Icy Hot in your house? If so, rub in on your balls and dick.
Show off your hole
show that ass
>>768183804
No I don’t sorry
>>768183781
Try to set fire to some of your pubes and quickly extinguish them
>>768183830
>>768183835
>>768183854
How am I gonna show that to you tho
>>768183898
Work a finger in
>>768183907
Just show either the fire burning some of them or show the aftermath
>>768183951
>>768183985
>>768184097
thx, now make a heineken ad with the heineken bottle resting on your dick
>>768184196
That isn’t really what I had in mind...
>>768182904
FAGGOT SPAMMER
GET OFF OF /B/
MODS WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD
NUKE THE FAGGOT SPAMMERS
THIS ISN'T RANDOM
IT'S FUCKING SPAM
>>768184245
how about penetrate the cardboard bit of a toilet paper roll
>>768184301
My dick doesn’t fit inside there
>>768184341
okay then fml
>>768182904
make your dick a little paper hat
>>768184356
Sorry
>>768184385
None of that is getting me any harder
>>768184404
okay put your dick in your opened laptop and close it
start edging yourself
>>768184456
Ok like No im done here. No hot pics, no good request, I’m out
>>768184512
no dont go
>>768184503
I am
>>768184550
Then come up with some hot pics and good sadistic requests
>>768184563
maybe cum on your balls
>>768184595
Not yet
Sharpie in pooper
>>768184716
Little more creative maybe??
>>768184581
Damn I tried sadistic with the icy hot. I'm not good at being mean. Or my meanness is oddly specific.
Got any mouse traps? Rat traps? Bear traps? I'm sure you know where this is going.
>>768184581
toothbrush in your hole
>>768184744
Medium pain only haha
>>768184752
well the other site obviously
I am still missing hot pics....
here you go
>>768184734
Sharpie in dickhole
>>768184758
Still thinking oddly specifically. I don't suppose you would have any ginger root to shred up and shove up your arse?
>>768182904
put three fingers up your ass
kanker homo, wees een held en spring voor de trein