>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION
The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl
You can go invisible
But only when you're alone
>>768165124
But only in the presence of 2 pedophiles
>>768165564
Did you even read the rules faggot?
The ability to make anything in the palm of your hand
>>768165785
But you're an amputee
I'll make an easy one.
The ability to fly.
Fuck me up fam.
The ability to grow your dick on command.
>>768165631
>But only in the presence of 2 pedophiles
the ability to summon 2 pedophiles and rape me?
>>768165876
Holy fucking shit lmao
>>768166018
muat be nude
>>768166058
But so do your pubes
>>768166018
But only at mach 30
>>768166018
But only if you're crowning.
>>768166018
>The ability to fly.
But only in a zero-gravity environment.
>>768166078
Nawh, you can only turn into a little girl if there are two pedophiles in your vicinity.
>>768165124
You can travel anywhere in the world just by focusing on it
The ability use mind control on anybody
Can liquify and reform your body on command.
>>768166058
You already have that power anon.
>>768165124
Time control. The ability to pause, slow, and rewind time.
>>768166271
But you focus so hard you instantly shit your pants.
The power to cook and eat the best food in the word.
But you only have taste buds in your asshole.
>>768166271
You have to have an exact image of what the place looks like in your mind, otherwise you warp to a completely random place
>>768166319
But after you release them from the mind control they control you for the same amount of time
>>768166361
But you're not immune to the effects.
>>768166018
But only when you have diarrhoea
>>768166323
Your hair never survives the transformation leaving you completely bald all over your body.
>>768166323
Your reformed body is like jello once reformed
>>768166361
Everyone knows you can do it and is aware when you do so.
X-ray vision
The ability to create any object out of thin air
>>768166597
It works exactly like an X-ray machine, no peeping for you.
>>768166597
Anyone caught in the path of your xray vision instantly gets cancer.
>>768166271
But you need glasses and when you get there every thing is not in focus.
>>768166319
But they rape you or die trying
Jessica Jones would be WAY more intresting that way
15 inch dick
>>768166613
Only applies to the air in your anus
>>768166736
But you can't get hard.
>>768165124
abilitee to habs alls de whyte wimmins
>>768166323
But your diarrhea can end up anywhere
In your brain, heart, lungs
etc etc
>>768166736
In your ass all day.
>>768166361
But you only make it worse when you do
Butterfly effect
>>768166390
I choose the flaw dumbass
you have an Applebees gift card that never runs out of money
>>768167066
But you can only use it on dates with 3/10s
>>768166736
>15 inch dick
you have 8 inch legs and you live in a broken glass factory
The ability to elongate your appendages like mr fantastic
>>768167066
Having an Applebee's gift card is the part that makes it shitty anon.
>>768166597
But it blinds you a bit more every time you use it
>>768165124
>Beautiful little girl
Hi Shadman!
The ability to be so offensively ugly it distracts/horrifies whoever looks at me, yet never being able to truly hide or compensate for this in everyday life.
>Basically the mum of whoever reads this post.
>>768167157
kekd
>>768167147
Only works on your muscles and not your bones.
>>768167147
But you can't elongate your bones
>>768167066
It can only be used for food at Applebee's.
The ability to make any person you want have consensual sex with you, and no one gets pregnant, or gets an STD.
>>768166613
At the cost of your loved ones life
>>768167210
Just a second to late anon, stop stealing my shit.
>>768167204
>>768167147
But they don't shrink back
>>768167147
You pass out from a lack of blood every time you use the power
>>768167147
But they don't come back.
>>768167066
>Applebees files for bankruptcy
>>768167222
impotent
>>768167251
Am sorry
>>768166252
but anon all men are basically pedophiles..
>>768167222
But it's always femdom.
>>768166820
But you're a black man running from the popo
>>768167222
It only works with the same sex
>>768167222
But they all look like you.
your best friend is Suge Knight
>>768167222
but you lose all sexual interest
>>768167378
He runs you over with an SUV
>>768167222
But they try to kill you after
the ability to age regress and get a 10/10 babysitter
you are varg
>>768167195
You are so offensively ugly that people feel the need to violently remove you from their nearby area
YOU CAN FIX A BAYONET
>>768167066
But you can't eat anywhere else
Including home cooking
>>768167453
Every relationship your form with the babysitters is purely platonic
>>768166018
but once you go fast you cant slow down
>>768166736
You have a 15 inch dick in length and 1 inch in girth.
Mind control. I can make anyone do anything I want.
>>768167222
Minimum weight 200lbs
>>768167493
But you can only run headfirst at MG42s
>>768167453
your mind ask regresses to a pre-pubescent age, making your attraction for the opposite gender not fully developed
You can boil water by touching it
It takes just as long to boil it this way as it would to do it by stove top
You also aren't immune to any pain felt while touching water as it boils
YOU CAN KILL WITH A BAYONET
>>768167581
Read the thread faggot, someone already said that.
>>768167581
You are a vegetable in an isolated island.
>>768167635
Also fuck the rules I've always wanted to get this idea out there
>>768167581
What if you suffer a split complek and you want to kill your self.
>>768167680
i got confused because i didnt notice the reply right away and thought this was a power
>>768167725
>>768167649
But the bayonet can kill with you
>>768167606
NO PROBLEM LAD
>>768167493
But only to your erect dick
OOH RAH
GET SOME
>>768166456
Double plus for us baldies
>>768165124
The power of being omnipotent
Power: That weird ability that guy from that old ass show "the pretender" where you can vaguely learn about a profession and flawlessly execute it as if you studied it your whole life
The ability to absorb other people's strength
To remove all feminists
>>768167649
But it turns into a toy randomly
>>768167854
TALLY-HO GENTS
>>768166384
lost
>>768167913
But you are aware of all the other greater theats than you witch drives you mad
>>768167913
people fear you as a god and begin sacrificing and committing mass suicides in your name and you are unable to shake the mental burden
>>768167914
You can only do so with shit tier jobs...in India.
ie. Manual scavenger, garbage person, prostitute, etc.
>>768167913
but your a jew
>>768167914
But you forget how to do simple things forever when you learn something. (Open doors, tie your shoes, wipe your ass)
>>768167913
Put you grow a dick on your forehead for coming up with a power that goes against the fun of the game
>>768167914
You become a donut (metaphorically or physically, take your pick) for the next 4 hours after you use your power.
>>768167913
But the deep philosophical questions make you focus only on sex
>>768168034
I am all powerful, therefore I make it to where I do not go mad and instead become an even greater threat to my threats.
>>768167923
You also absorb their biggest flaws
>>768167914
But you can't get a job
Your hands turn into swarms of bees that attack your enemies and then regenerate as your normal hands
>>768167954
Every male is also removed unless they are traps
>>768168081
I can just recreate reality to where this isn't so.
Farting nipples
>>768168209
Your biggest threat is also omnipotent and you guys form a gay relationship due to you not being able to kill eachother
>>768168116
Fak
>>768168258
The swarm then attacks you
>>768167923
But they gain your dick size added to theirs
>>768166018
but you cant control when you start or stop
>>768168291
1/5 chance to shart
>>768168258
The bees also sting you
>>768168203
But sex IS everything my dear child.
>>768168209
Faggot, I don't think you understand how this thread works.
>>768167954
But all men act equally stupid
>>768168294
Fair enough.
>>768168345
Died.
>>768168313
Ha, jokes on them. Because thats not much
Your mom lets you stay up an hour later than normal
The Game
>You Lost
>>768168479
Your dad doesnt
>>768168479
But your dad doesn't know that your mother allowed this and grounds you
>>768168258
But your dick falls off from bee stings
The ability to change races whenever I want
>>768168514
2008 was a while ago anon.
>>768167508
How do leftovers count though? No leftovers? Or do you get them but microwaving counts as cooking...
>>768165124
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
when you reach into your pocket, You have exact change for everything you purchase
>>768168644
but never white
You can summon a car of choice and a gun of choice at will
>>768168644
Your features stay the same so you end up looking like a genetic mess.
>>768168697
But cannot carry cash
>>768168727
You lack the mental capacity to operate either of them however.
>>768168644
but only between black and Mexican
>>768168438
LMAO
>>768168749
well you wouldnt carry it, i assume it would magically appear inside the pocket once anon reaches his hand inside.
>>768168727
but when you summon one the other disappears
>>768168727
But they cant be german or italian
>>768168479
But she has to shit in your mouth everytime
You can make anyone you want want to desperately fuck you
>>768166018
Every time you fly you entirely forget you can fly and it scares you to shit yourself everytime.
The ability to have white children with a traditional butter churning white emo wife
>>768168917
>as long as they're related to you
can become a giant birb
THE POWAH TO UNLEASH BEAMS OF FIRE AND FORCE FROM YOUR EYEBALLS!!!1
>>768168858
You always brush your hand up against someone's dick in the process
>>768168644
You keep their biggest flaws forever taken to the farthest extreme
Also checked
>>768168917
but only when they haven't showered for three days
>>768168697
but only in nickels and pennies
>>768168917
you cant use protection
>>768168988
can't ever get laid
>>768168917
But they will never act on that impulse.
>>768166058
Every time it grows your body somehow turtles causing your fingers to retract into your hand, and your head into your chest.
>>768168913
shit
>>768168864
Still good
Fight or flight
>>768165742
The magic ability to post reasonable posts on 4chan
>>768169136
>Flight or flight
Lost
>>768168893
But Browning was Mexican
>>768169072
lost at the thought of erect frightened turtle man
fool proof power
>raccoon vision
>you can shoot rabid angry raccoons out of your eyes that will maul anyone but you
>>768169230
but you're blind
The ability to cause everyone on this planet to clench their anuses as if about to be breached by a motherfucking centaur.
>>768169230
But doing so costs 1/8th of your body weight for each raccoon generated.
>>768168782
Best response
Holy fuck thats funny
The ability to have white children with a traditional butter churning European emo wife
>>768169230
Racoon has to actually burst out of you eyesockets.
You are a wizard
>>768169230
but they eat gasoline and piss jews
>>768169176
but they are quickly flooded away by the immense amount of trap and loli threads
>>768166192
This is great
>>768169363
But the harry potter bugmen are obsessed with you
>>768169306
but you have to survive the plague
>>768169363
But you are a negromancer
The abillity to ban porn on b
>>768168988
But only when you're peeing
You have the ability to point at women who you find personally attractive and make their clothing explode, leaving them naked for your viewing pleasure.
>>768169455
that is no challenge for my hardy european genes
>>768169230
Every time a racoon is shot out of your eyes a much larger and angrier racoon must climb from your anus causing you great pain. Anus racoon may attack other racoons.
>>768169230
But you’re in a enclosed box.
>>768169480
But other cancerous threads start to emerge
>>768169230
but every time you use the power, you have to gain the soul of another raccoon you find in the wild and eat its heart to recharged. cant be raccoons you already used
>>768169480
The inability to ban porn as your cell phone screensaver
the ability to summon aleins that eat jews and piss gasoline
>>768169455
kek
>>768169496
Only women who find you attractive are trans.
>>768166192
lol
>>768169594
The women don't have to find me attractive. It's whether or not I find THEM attractive.
to make all emos superultrauber right wing
>>768169176
But you're surrounded by annoying normies pretending they know how to use /b/
>>768169496
But the explosion also works on clothing accessories like rings, piercings and belt buckles.
>>768169586
Set fire to the gasoline. Boom 2 in 1.
>>768169496
actual fiery explosion
>>768165564
>>768165631
>>768165785
>>768165876
>>768166018
did anyone read the rools?
>>768169586
but the aleins are always abducted by aliens after being summoned
>>768169496
your clothes explode too unless you're wearing a robe and wizard hat
The ability to perfectly mimic anybodies voice
>>768169766
Small price to pay.
>>768169290
But you actually get fucked by a centaur
to channel the powers of great cthulhu
>>768166018
>but your ability to fly cuts out randomly for a minute at a time once per week
The ability to indefinitely persuade anyone of anything.
the power to make emo fashon reapear but fashy
>>768169815
while you're talking to that person
>>768169849
but you're incredibly gullible
>>768169815
but you have no voice of your own
>>768169815
and you have to speak in sentences you hear before
>>768169849
but you are constantly unsure of your own decisions every time you use your power
>>768169363
But only if you're a 33 year old kissless virgin
>>768169668
kek
The ability to make good posts on 4chan
>>768169849
but you're an alcoholic
>>768170038
But nobody ever replies to them
to have a 9/10 ginger gf
>>768170084
But a penis so small it physically hurts to pee
to get dubs
>>768169480
But only as long as you can stop watching porn
Sex and masturbating count too
>>768170084
she's unfaithful
>>768170038
the only reply you ever get is tl;dr
>>768170084
She's 47 years old
>>768170084
But she cheats on you constantly
>>768170144
Or spiderman
>>768166736
a curse in itself you know
>>768168479
but you have to spend that extra hour reading the most boring parts of the bible over and over
You have super speed, but only when very drunk.
You never need sleep
the ability to get younger at will
>>768170243
You can never grow older
>>768170236
nut you always want it and you cant
>>768170236
But you still feel tired
>>768170084
>but she's ginger
The ability to manipulate, create, and destroy matter on a whim.
>>768170243
but you have to re-age normally
>>768170261
>that was implied
https://areg5.deviantart.com/art/Fun-Sized-492744451
>>768170236
>but you contract leprosy
The ability to make yourself happy in any situation
You can gain moots power, influence, control, and admin rights over 4chan
And you can control the internet hate machine to do anything you want
>>768170280
But its turns everything into a ginger girl
>>768170280
But only immediately after a filling meal
>>768169815
But only in a language you don't know
>>768170400
but your a faggot
>>768168974
They all have down's
>>768170400
you get called a faggot
>>768170514
>but my a faggot
The ability to fucking stick to the rules of a thread.
>>768169842
at the cost of being the biggest pussy once they're gone
Your momma's so fat
you have possession of the race card and can use it any time
POWAH TO SHOTA ICE FROM YOUR HANDOS.
to die
>>768170592
But nobody else does
>>768170660
but it's really cold
>>768170639
but you're a white hetrosexual male
>>768170592
but no one else will
The ability to create up to 100 lbs of fresh edible apples once a day
to fight the local peasent
>>768170694
but you ress 3 days after everytime
no matter if you is buried
>>768170742
thats the best of both worlds desu
>>768170514
I don't get it
Where's the downside?
>>768170694
Only if a relative kills you
to be varg
>>768170831
but lost always
>>768168662
Shit am I the only one who gets that reference?
can make any music you want play ambiently around you
>>768170922
(you)
Happy now or will post more ten times?
>>768170770
>but each is created with a randomized speed between 0m/s and 50m/s and a random angle.
The ability to create any amount of any pure element or compound you want.
>>768171001
but loud enogth to ruin your ears
the power to talk with animals
>>768166192
>DrStrangeLSD.webm
>>768171001
>but if you don't want any music playing, it defaults to an ear piercing screech
The ability to cause orgasms remotely
>>768171001
But you have to play it with air instruments EXACTLY the same
All mistakes will be heard
>>768171150
>but they are all incredibly rude
The ability to automatically bypass any captcha
>>768171150
animals are all either super racist or subway schitzo crazy
>>768171299
But only on reddit
>>768171299
but the page will always be 404
the ability to become taller at you will
The ability to control the elements like the Avatar
>>768171299
>blocked from posting
wolverine style regeneration
The ability to teleport whom ever I want.
>>768171475
At the drawback of your width
>>768171392
wow, that means animals are /pol/ users?
>>768171475
But your dick shrinks the taller you go
>>768171495
Only when hurting yourself
>>768167144
>>768171486
you must eat air bison to activate powers
>>768171495
>but only when you have something stimulating your anus
the power to create entraces anywhere you want
>>768171034
same answer as yours
and kek at apple explosion
>>768171679
Where are you gonna get that shit?
>>768166058
but you like traps
to be a nigger for a day so i can live my life the free and easy way i would take from other selfs and make the white man pay if i could be a nigger for a day
>>768171512
But only to yourself or their last position
>>768171686
But they are permanent
>>768171034
But it's always radioactive
>>768171770
you permanently lose all memory of your father
>>768171770
But a nigga gonna bust a cap in yo ass
You gotta live in the ghetto
And you're automatically guilty when the police come
>>768171969
sheeeit
>>768171150
But the only animals you can talk to are black people.
You always pick winning stocks / lotto numbers / anything random
to find the fountian if youth
>>768172074
made me laugh so much it woke up my gf
>>768172094
But you can't profit off this ability
>>768172099
Only when you're secounds away from death
>>768172094
but every time you try to get a ticket or invest your money, you are fantastically injured and never get rich. you eventually just give up because youre tired of exploding spleens and broken bones
>>768171202
but every orgasm you give, is an orgasm taken away from your fate-given lifetime orgasms
>>768171686
bro I would fuck my ass all day long if it meant perfect health