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>>768161817
Niggers are so fucking stupid.
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>>768162607
History?
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>>768162607
what the fuck
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>>768162794
>>768163032
Could be a bunch of different things, but i'm assuming an internal organ ruptured or something
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>>768162794
>>768163032
gake and fay
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>>76816382
poo goes in da loo
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>>768163822
He does a little bit if you look closely
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>>768163822
poo goes in da loo hindoo
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>>768162794
Gastrointestinal bleeding. Dude lived.
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i need machine hate chink

lost all mine
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>>768164662
just what the world needs, another zipper eye
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>>768163032

probably a hemorrhaging ulcer
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>>768162794
nerve gas
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>>768164662
As the pants were coming down I thought, "This can't be good."

Amazingly worse than I expected.
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>>768164781
whoa
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>>768164739
WHat is this from?
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>>768161817
Did the black guy get tazed or shot?
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>>768164990
I know right like it looks like a still born
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>>768165007
its called Kingdom of Ashes or some shit like that - not as interesting as you might think
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>>768165065
I don't even know why that guy agreed to stay in Africa, the whole film was about how everything's fucked up and it's impossible to get business done.
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>>768162607
Must be nerve gas
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>>768165007

I heard Empire of Dust
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>>768165041

thought it was the open palm grip, but no, it wasn't. just fucked up with stupid spotters on that much weight. spotters should have been right under that bar.
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>>768165155
right? bunch of retarded niggers gettin enslaved by ching chongs - its kinda funny in that regard, but holy fuck, how stupid can a race be?
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>>768164662

when ya gotta go, ya gotta go
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>>768165206

i love that opportunistic tit grab
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>>768163822
Well arent you just a doll sweet thang

11/10 best resecitation ever
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>>768161817
>New Rekt
>New
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>>768161817
was that a machete? looked like cops face was bleeding towards end of video
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>>768162607
>patient Zero
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>>768162967
Legend
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>>768165654

looked like maybe a 1x3 board
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>>768164781
Does he have a boner?
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>>768162967
that has to be in every rekt thread
it's just the best
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>>768165063
Sucided>>768165612
Wat happen
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>>768161817
got to admit that cop is a pussy
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>>768166211

....did Papa Smurf just blow his load in her?
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>>768165959

stupid fuck... trying to impress people by loading up so much weight he can't do them properly. Always hated those fucks. Serves him right.

My brother's high school, the idiot coach/weight trainer came into my gym and lifted wrong all the time, trying to impress people. He was teaching kids at the high school to jump with bar on their shoulders like they were doing squats. Then he'd load up too much weight, have them put a rolled up towel on their chest and have them drop the bar and let their chest rebound to help them press it up. He hurt three or four kids before they got rid of him.
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>>768163918
Wow spider man flag
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>>768165041
RIP ribs
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>>768166211
Lmaoing
Looks like it came out her ears too
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>>768165959
GOD DAM THATS SCARY
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#metoo
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>>768166934
>PoundMeToo
ftfy
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>>768166980
LOL
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>>768166934
>>768167069
why women shouldn't leave the house
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Some really old shit in this thread, here, have some newies
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>>768164662
fucking hell man
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>>768167171
Holy that man that would suck
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>>768167171
the cigarrete slowly drifting away. lost
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>>768167171
damn
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>>768164739
haha fuck the black guy you can just tell he wants to just chimp out but would only prove the china man right and since its not a white man being "racist" but a china man being objective then he just sits there seething knowing what he says is the truth but not accepting it.
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>>768167171
electrician working next to water. this will end well. he deserved it.
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>>768167171
Why nervegas conductors next to pond? I don't get what it is
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>>768167874
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>>768167850
You are obviously well learned in Science.few people realize how prevalent is the presence of nerve gas.
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>>768167948
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>>768167948
LOL
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>>768168095
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>>768167948
yeah, check what's in your balloons.
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>>768165007
its empire of dust
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>>768168144
Ali51ens are real.
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>>768167817
Marvelous!!
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>>768168008
What I meant was, what are those metal rails etc on floor next to a pond which hebseems to get shocked by
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>>768168183
this is why the world should kill all retards.
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>>768168242
beta, doesn't think to save the kid.
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>>768168321
Well, if you like it so much, here's two more
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>>768168321
>>768167817
war elephants must've been terrifying
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>>768167460
What a dumbfuck
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>>768168144

smash the fowl little parasite before it becomes a 4chan poster
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>>768168444
Trips of truth. Dude seriously, historians ask why the fuck the Romans pushed through the apls with these things, fucking ancient battle tanks, that's why.
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>>768168509
Now THIS here is a Dumbfuck
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>>768168183
this is why should never fucking cake smash unless you 100% know whats in the cake
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>>768167171
he was installing a nervegas defense system into that homes exterior but fell victime to the nerve gas himself
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>>768168640
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>>768168636
romans didnt use elephants
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>>768167171

when he falls his foot goes in the water yet he seems to be ok, but when his hand goes into the water he gets shocked. can anyone explain?
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this thread better still be up when I get out of the shower
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>>768164990
>>>768164990
lol true.
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>>768168752
Hannibal, my bad.
I'm high. Fuck you.
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>>768168775
his boot was probably conduction resistant. Skin is very conductive im pretty sure so it shocked him harder
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>>768168888
The quads guarantee it, anon.
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>>768161817
There are no NEW rekt. Only same old shit
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>>768165206
>>768165959
These are most certainly knee dislocations which would have torn both the ACL and PCL. This is extremely painful, both to have happen and a long painful recovery. I dislocated my knee, tore ACL, PCL medial collateral ligament and meniscus(my knee bent left ways.) Had three surgeries with ACL and PCL replaced with donated Achilles tendon. I am due for a complete knee replacement this year.
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>>768166866
Holy shit.
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>>768168954
>>768168775
nvm he didnt even have shoes on, fucking rag heads
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>>768169055
Only explanation I can come up with is the short path didn't go across his heart until his hand went into the water.
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>>768165065
>>768165065
>>768165155

Empire of dust

It's not as good as you'd think. This clip really sums it all up. You can watch it on YouTube (80 minutes)
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>>768167817
Game of thrones season 8
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>>768165441

At least some of them adapt in white countries. But the problem is the ones that do eacape that state dont want anything to do with their race either lol
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>>768168983
how old was >>768167171 , freshly converted today - most of the stuff I am posting is about a month old at the most
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>>768165959
The worst. I never understood why motherfuckers do that. Not once in the history of man has a woman gone to anyone and said “hey, nice big weights. Here are my panties.” Niggas is livin in a fantasy world. You literally get nothing from this much weight. I wonder if he walked again?
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>>768167171
Why is he doing construction bare foot?
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>>768168775
>when he falls his foot goes in the water yet he seems to be ok, but when his hand goes into the water he gets shocked. can anyone explain?

current going through his leg, but went through his torso and probably heart when his hand/upper body hit the water
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>>768161817
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
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>>768169049
looks like one of those young muslims
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>>768167366
Damn. Reminds me of that video with the German Shepherd that goes after a explosive firecracker that his owner throws and blows his face off. Anyone got the video?
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>>768166934

all those brown hands
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>>768168636
It was the faggots from Carthage that did. Ya good boi Hannibal and his band of merry homos. So no Romans.
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>>768168944
np
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>>768165007
Empire of dust. You can watch it on YouTube. Is actually pretty insightful to how the Congo runs it'sself. If this is how all African nations are then it's no wonder the continent is so shit.
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>>768169381
what a fucking retard
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>>768167131
Because men won't control themselves? Sounds like men shouldn't leave the house.
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>>768169493
good thing he didn't have any leathers on
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>>768168158
parkek!!!
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This one gets me in the feels, two little girls walking along, smiling, happy....geez , fuck China
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>>768165959
His range of motion on the exercise is only a couple inches. What a dummy
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>>768169752
feminist fgt
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>>768168973
now there's a twist I did not see coming
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>>768169999
quads speaks truth about shithole countries.
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>>768169044
Surely she will never walk the same ever again. Id sue the fuck out of everyone in that room.
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If you think chinks and poos and niggers are dumb....get a load of this guy
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>>768169501
This should be in a ylyl thread i nearly died laughing
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>>768170156
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>>768170238
where is this? I know in america they wouldnt let the crane carry a huge box of nerve gas like that
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>>768170282
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>>768170238
Writing on side of truck, looks like Yuropooreans of some type
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>>768168737

that fire traveled up that pipe, then the retard opened the valve to let it travel into the main tank. they were dead in the first two seconds of the video. they just didn't know it yet.
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>>768170441
meant to reply to >>768170310
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>>768170441
white people have such high i.q
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>>768170345
South Chicago.
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>>768170225
Correct. I walk with a limp, have nerve damage going down to foot. If you are an athlete, this is essentially a career ender as knee will never be 100% stable and running will most certainly cause more damage or new injury. I had a few of those custom made DonJoy braces, and a specially designed KFO(knee-ankle-foot orthotic) cost abut $3-4K
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Can't blame this one on China, they drive on the right, could be Taiwan or maybe Japan
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>>768170546
Y'all implying something there , boy?
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>>768170609
as if it fucking matters what side chinese people are supposed to drive on, come on now
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>>768170054
I mean we watched the same video and it was clearly the men in the wrong there.
>inb4 she showed boobs she was asking for it
That's not how life works
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>>768166609
KEKKED
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>>768169870
did.... did he just check her for a pulse?...
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>>768170842
why do i have to share a planet with these people
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>>768170949
don't samefag fgt. feminism breeds retards.
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>>768162967
Makes me laugh Everytime
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>>768170949
fuck off bitch, women get away with murder, literally and figuratively ,tand you know it , he only reason half the female population isn't in jail is double standards
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>>768168775


>>768168775
As soon as his foot makes contact he is being electricuted, but once his hand and foot are in the water the current travels across the body instead of from the abdomen area down
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>>768162065

You're ignoring the huge profits and social advancement that one gets from beating people with sticks.
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>>768171148
feminism makes us correct for stupid
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>>768170949
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>>768164533
>Dude lived

I require proofs senpai
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>>768163822

Typical.

Leave the women to clean up.
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>>768171251
Indeed
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>>768168775
No circuit. If you put one finger in water with electricity it won't kill you, put two arms in and it completes the circuit and shocks your heart.
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>>768164662

What's the proper protocol for that situation?

"Hallo, may I introduce you to your mother" ?
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>>768171334
it's on the googles you dumb weeaboo fuck.
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>>768170441
>average american embracing the second amendment
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>>768164718

It has to be said, that village needs speed bumps.
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>>768167948
WTF happened? Helium wouldn't do that.
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>>768171118
Didn't samefag

>>768171190
men get away with murder too you just have to be rich and or white. Also your second statement is grossly exadurated

>>768171279
If i was in his situation I would have hit her too. Not as many times though.
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strangest boner
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>>768163822
CSI New Delhi
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>>768164739

This is SO fucking true. Country after country.
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>>768171430
>It's on google

Alright lemme just google Asian man bleeds out of his entire fucking face and I'll probably find it.
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>>768171190
>HUR DUR I'M A MISOGYNIST FAGGOT
OK bro, if you say so.
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>>768171515
yeah, when would helium ever burst into flames?
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>>768171523
you're saying females are equal people? I would accept niggers as equal before retarded fuck bag females.
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>>768165063

ha ha ha.

"I AM TEENAGE ! I CAN DO ANYTHING ! "
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>>768170892
Just saying - they're shit drivers everywhere - also I live on a busy road with nice footpaths , marked pedestrian crossings, , well lit at night - and yet I always see nogs and poos walking on the side of the road, skirting traffic , instead of using the footpaths - it's got to be some weird cultural thing
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>>768171544
fake as fuck
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>>768171632
>Hindenburg
>Helium

Choose one
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>>768171662
So progressive of you
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>>768171632
Never. The Hindenberg was filled with hydrogen.
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>>768162794
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ea_1438031951
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>>768171785
oh yeah, i guess it was hydrogen innit?

for the record, a helium airship also burst into flames and crashed
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>>768171613
Isn't it weird how a woman can put a manin jail for decades with lies and never be prosecuted -in America anyway

>Hur dur , I'm a pussy whipped cuck

Ok, bro, if you say so
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>>768165206
I can watch any one there is out there, but I have watched this one only once and I knew what was going to happen, but did it anyway, still can’t look at a leg press the same, something about the knee thing
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>>768170949
actually that is how life works snowflake, hope you get raped one day for being a slut
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>>768171400

But there IS a circuit;

power line -> leg -> water -> ground

The real answer is, his leg was already being shocked.
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>>768171880
this lady had to have ehlers-danloss syndrome or something similar and should never have been using the equipment

something bothers me about that webm, it looks like she's at a product expo or something, and the device is being demonstrated, she's probably an employee of some company
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>>768169493
And that kids is why you don't ride a motorcycle in a fucking wifebeater. Hope he enjoys those skin grafts.
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>>768164718
so, what i learned from this is... if you are running to avoid a speeding car, continue running in the original direction, don't try to run back.
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>>768165612
>wife calls, coworker answers “he’s a little wrapped up at the moment”
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>>768171966
the guy flips over, how is there a current?
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>>768169049
rofl when you have that as a childhood memory
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>>768171853
Helium is inert you dipshit, if there's a fire anywhere near helium it's not because of helium.
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