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I’m currently serving in the US Army as an 11 Charlie Indirect

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I’m currently serving in the US Army as an 11 Charlie Indirect fire mortarman. This is the disrespect I get from a tinder chick.
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>>768161261
No shit, stupid, you're basically on welfare and think to highly of yourself. Unless we suddenly get invaded, no one actually respects you for LARPing as some hero.
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She's not wrong.
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nameless non-fixed VoIP in Brighton, Colorado. That's gay :(
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>>768161261
Chucks are retards, sorry man. You might grow up one day.
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>>768161261
Hope you enjoy serving your country proudly by sweeping up around the fucking base you dumbass, stop acting like you are a big shot and a hero just because you enlisted, you probably enlisted because of all the benefits that you might get and will probably shit yourself once you go to war, unless you actually serve your country with "pride" by actually going to war shut your ass up, drill Sargent would be kicking your ass so hard right now
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LOL the bait is strrrrooooong in this post. Fuck off, numale. Troddle off to buy some fresh Soylent to mix with your whole earth organic vegan activated dirt fart cereal! Boy-touching, cross-dressing pederast
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>>768161261
She is telling the truth. You are useless to our society.
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>>768161261
>military
>biggest welfare queen
>literally worse than a nigger
>thinks i believe he is "protecting me" and the nation from evil
>literally a slave to kikes

Kill yourself or go be a fucking bullet sponge like you were hired to do
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Never said I was a big shot. That’s so irrelevant. I don’t have CIB so I’m definitely not a big shot. Def not a hero. The real hero’s are the ones that have died fighting for this country. I’m no hero. I joined the army to save my self from a bad road
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>>768161261
> constantly dropping his army "credentials" to try and get attention
apparently you're devoid of any personality at all since you think mentioning you're in army is going to make people overlook that and give you accolades for what? not being competent enough to get good enough grades to get into a good college? kys you fucking lazy retard.
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and it's the disrespect you'll get from me too you blind disrespectful child killer. I bet you rip babies right out of their Iraqi mother's wombs. They did nothing wrong they're just following their religion, I don't know why you army types feel like they're the police of the world. According to airwars.org, a whole civilian was killed in Syria on January 5th. A WHOLE PERSON!!!! THAT'S A FUCKING PERSON YOU KILLED DO YOU REALIZE THAT?! He probably had a wife and kids and a dog and you took that all away
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>>768161829
>joined the army because it was the easy way out


What a faggot
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>>768161829
> i joined da army
> i joined da army
> hey did you hear?!?!?! i join da army!!
fucking faggot
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Fixed that for you
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>>768161829
>i joined the army to save my self from a bad road
fuckin knew it
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bootlicker trash
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▲▲ newfags can't triforce
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>>768161261
Get an actual combat role next time, pussy.
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Fuck these dumb faggots on here that can't find the motivation or strength to leave the mothers home before they turn 21, All you beta fucks do is sit on /b and criticize people who are doing better for them selves. Just because you have the ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Grow a Pair and go out into the real world and get some life experience.
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>>768162074
>can't triforce
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>>768161829
Lol go clean the base bathrooms and run back to your bunk fuck buddies you self righteous G.I faggot.
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>>768161829
Your doing the right thing man... Most on 4chan wouldn't have the balls to enlist. I served and everyone should
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>>768162114
I joined the military at 17. I criticize him because he's advertising that he's military like he's a fucking hero. Then he calls a bitch "fake" and complains about the response he gets. He's a clueless grunt. That's all he ever will be.
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HURRRR DURRRRRR ARMYYYY DURRRRR SIRRRR
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Get it right, fags.
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>>768162114
People with big dicks don't have to play big dick games. Hang in there private, you'll figure it out one day.
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>>768162224
>MUH ARMY
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>serving the country by murdering innocent foreigners for natural resources
>Being too stupid to realize the military serves the interests of the 1% and couldn't give less of a shit about the Everyman
You're a fucking retard OP
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>>768161679
The pin-point description of cereal in this post has me rolling. Please say more anon
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>>768162224
If you served you know this statement is false. There are already too many fucks in the service, last thing we need is more.
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>>768162412
Muh gas prices
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>>768162114
> i left home at 18
> entered the navy
> went to college after
> got a ph.d.
try again faggot. i'm calling the op a fucking faggot because he is one. constantly trying to pimp out his "army creds" for attention is shit tier attention whoring.
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>>768162224
It doesn’t ven take that big of balls to enlist it’s not like there’s a war happening,people only enlist cause they have shit education and can’t get a worth while job that keeps the lights on.
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>>768162224
>i served and everyone should
yeah sure lets fill up the military with a bunch of faggots who probably wont even pass boot camp because muh drill sergeant was meanie to me
dont fucking say everyone should enlist, thats the last thing we need
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hope her number expires hah
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>>768162623
>never heard of Afghanistan
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>>768162114
>>768162492
Similar story myself, different branch. Had a guy that worked for NASA and a Lawyer in my platoon as well. We all were bored and signed up for a tour just to do something different for a while.


op is totally a faggot
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>>768161261
Holy shit, hope you're not expecting a Purple Heart for that wounded pride, dude. You really can't help but blow up when someone mocks you, can you?
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>>768162343
Always go big dick!
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>>768162114
>>768162114
nah faggot i work 8:30 to 8:30 every single day, making the lives of children better in this country through education. i work in the same community i grew up in, after leaving and becoming educated. I have had leadership positions in multiple non-profits and have had real, tangible effects on the lives of people in my city. people on 4chan are not all neckbeareded bastards, it just feels that way because people like myself are busy all day doing shit.

What the fuck have you done? Congrats on your career, where the only prerequisites are not being mentally-retarded and being willing to die. While you were in basic getting paid to pinch dip and work out with your "bros," i was here, doing shit that actually matters.

id tell you to kill yourself, but thats not what i want. i want you to seriously consider your attitude, and how you can post your ridiculous conversation on 4chan and STILL get universally shamed for being a fucking faggot. honestly, do you think youre entitled to pussy? LMAO
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>>768163101
kek
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>>768161261
>>768161829
dude, you are a big faggot. Just because you were too dumb to get into college after high school doesn't make you a badass. you're not serving anybody, you're just waking up early and sometimes holding a gun. If you ever call me a "civie" to my face i will knock you out

link related, it's you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5eFkq6XEs
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>>768161810
Guess Hitler was a nigger aswell for serving his country
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>>768161420
This

Government jobs are glorified welfare
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Be in army but dont beg for respect and dont start crying when u get none, lets be real man it takes 0 brain to get into army :D nothing significant. Only ones deserving respect are people in countries that have defense forces so no intentions in attacking anyone under someones order like a puppet :D
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>>768163365
He obviously does
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>>768161261
Bait
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>>768161261
Nice fucking b8, seems you got a bunch of retards posting here.
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>>768161261
Dumbass army fags want respect for doing something no one asked them to.

Like fuck off nigga we could've built robots by now, but you dumb fucks just keep rolling in for soldier welfare.
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>>768161829
>The real hero’s are the ones that have died fighting for this country
Nah they're faggots too, so imagine what kind of scum sucking trash you are
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31D ftw
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Serve your country and do your duty by blowing your ass up, nobody asked or forced you to be some rich assholes puppet.
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>>768162236
is this OP?
and do most murricans look like this?
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millitary right now is full of the refuse of society
highschool dropouts
people who're too lazy to have learned a trade over their lifetime
or go to trade school
or go to community college
or to college college
you fucking name it
lazy fucks in the country - on the fucking planet
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>>768161261

She's right though, the only country you're serving is Israel.
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>>768161261
stay salty OP
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>>768161261

Interesting. So the current line from the JIDF shills is, "Don't join the army. Don't get fit. Don't learn how to fire a rifle".
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>>768161261
No one gives a shit that you're in the army. Stop thinking you deserve respect for serving because most people who see someone in uniform immediately thinks you made bad life choices and are dumb for joining up.
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>>768168915

How much does the JIDF pay their shills? Asking for a friend.
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>>768169022
you know 4chan is a bubble when people think that if someone disagrees with them they MUST be being paid to do so
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>>768161261
Army big gay, marines are better
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>>768169776
>tfw I forgot to edit filename.jpg
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>>768168196
Every society needs a ditch digger though. In this case this one prevents a gang of Russians from throating your mom before inevitably hanging a rug on the Great Wall of Mexico.
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Fuck off most of you hippy tree fucking loli loving faggots. Just because this kid is serving when there isn't much going on doesn't mean he needs to be pissed on. I served from 05 till 2010 as a 11B. (Infantry) As a fellow soldier I'd like to say thanks for serving. You might be scrubbing toilets or just giving the sarge a five finger dick rub but you're serving. It is more than most of these basement dwelling cum fucks have ever done with their pathetic waste of a life. You all can go jerk off to your hillary clinton poster above your beds. While real men serve.
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>>768161420
FPBP, OP is a fag.
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>>768161261
>get disrespected by tinder hoe
>go to /b/ to whine about it

you don't seem to learn, do you?

and no, you aren't serving shit. you are serving yourself, it's a job, and then we have to pay your benefits for life. we serve you
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>>768170443
> t-t-thank m-m-me f-f-for m-m-muh serviss
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT COWARDS DO AND THAT'S WHAT COWARDS AND ATTENTIONWHORES WANT
Please Don’t Thank Me for My Service https://nyti.ms/1DEPkfV
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>>768161261
So, you're current "job" is sitting in a base washing rocks? And you feel entitled because of that?
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>>768161261
>serving country
>LARPing in the woods on goverment dime
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>>768170715
incels like op think they are owed pussy. he tries to fold in his military service as an extra factor for that debt which he feel is owed to him by all females. he's a fucking child in a man's body.
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>>768161261
You give people in uniform a bad name
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>>768170638
No one asked for a thanks for serving comment. I dont want it. Especially from a nigger faggot like you. Anyways bitch who you calling a coward. At least served. Been to iraq twice as infantry. Any one is a coward it is you dipshit.
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>>768162114
>Just because you have the ability to speak does not make you intelligent
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>>768162224
Half of 4chan is the military faggot
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>>768163365
Ayy pretty based also teaching is shit but good on you for dealing with it
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>>768171354
Citations needed
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>>768171354
>>>768162224
>Half of 4chan is the military faggot

Half the military is faggots, 4chan.

Fixed it for you
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>>768171149
i served in gulf war #1 faggot and you can take your "thank you for your service" and shove up your ass sideways your racist fuck.
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>>768171846
Eat a dick you old fuck
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>>768161950
%triforce
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Serious question since I don't want to make my own thread, which is the best branch to join if you want to actually do work for your country?
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>>768172577
Join the navy and get your dick sucked, you faggot
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>>768172969
the fuck?
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>>768161261
How many deployments you cherry fuck? We used to take any sheet metal from the Iraqis we could because humvees had fuck all armor. OG Iraq or bust
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>>768161829
“I‘m infantry”
You’re only half infantry without the CIB
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>>768173258
I've had a couple of movements, does that count?
Big, long brown movements.
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Loving the fact that "the military is only highschool dropouts and people seeking benefits", but without them you wouldn't be able to dress in your mummy's lingerie.. think of that if they all quit now... think if they all quit during ww2 .. not saying our country in under war like in ww2 but u gotta protect the neck "Wu" if not your wearing your moms panties n speaking German
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Army attention whoring faggot no wonder the girl ditched you
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>>768173360
You gotta remember it’s gay when you when those logs go in your ass and not out
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>>768161261
She's probably a Marine, OP. That's why she thinks ur gehy
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>>768172577
Join the salvation army faggot.
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>>768173704
pics or it didn't happen
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>>768173388
>the military is only highschool drop outs
You have to have a high school diploma to join dumbass faggot
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>>768171769
I like it.
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join the millitary to test bullets
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>>768174126
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>>768161261
She's right. You're a brainless moron and being in the military doesn't mean you deserve respect. It's just a job. Respect is earned not given and murderers tend not to get respect. Go do a real job and tet thinking for yourself
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>>768174839
shut up, faggot.
You may be right, but you're still a faggot
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I mean she's not wrong
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>>768172577
The oak tree branch at the park. Hang yourself faggot
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Hate nationalism.
AMERICAAA FUCK YEAA US ARMY OH YEA
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>>768161829
>i joined the army to save my self from a bad road

>which means no self control, daddy issues, got bullied growing up

eat shit and die
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>>768162114
Gonna cry?
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>>768175217
You hate nationalism but you love the butt sex, you fucking faggot
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