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>>768156359
Glad you are well, watcha been up to?
>>768155958
Drinking
>>768156456
Not much, mostly listening to music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w87KD14NV1M
>>768156584
Still pretty fun, watcha listening to?
>>768156456
hey birb
>>768156812
Hi, how are you?
>>768156806
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOSkT-7jBE
Definitely a good one if you're into bands that don't take themselves too seriously
Brb
>>768156624
For some reason I listened to the whole thing
How is everybody doing?
>>768157071
Hey rory
>>768157222
Cuuuuutteeee
> trips confirm cute
>>768155598
Well that's cool as shit! Def a night to remember and a great reason to be tired the next day :P
>>768155841
I know... I'm such a failure :*(
>>768157222
Finishing up the weekly Argus quests in WoW on my 4th toon... only 12 more to go :(
So, I know that most people were against the idea of sex with a zombie. What about sex with a lamia?
>>768156991
It is a very nice song, gotta love it when they turn comical.
>>768157071
Rory is super cute as always!
>>768157388
Mhm! Thanks, yeah I will always remember it. Will post the pics with the band as soon as they become available. Might head to bed soon.
>>768156991
https://youtu.be/1GbZHrONI2k
>>768157388
;-;
>>768157460
Whats up
>>768157222
Forgot to ask. How was your day?
>>768157567
Na, unlike most other people, no pics are needed for proof. Unless you just wanna show off and make us jelly :P
>>768156991
>>768157685
>Metal
Is there just 1 metal song and everyone changes the lyrics? I literally don't hear the difference between these 2 songs
>>768157567
Definitely one of my favorite bands
>>768157685
Nice
>>768157421
most definitely yes
>>768158023
Pretty good. Was my little sister's birthday. We went roller skating. At least they did. I suck at it. At least I won a few rubber ducks in a play till you win claw machine. My brother got 2 ducks at once. That was cool.
>>768157421
Depends on their intelligence. Different settings aren't terribly consistent on that. If they're intelligent, sure. If they're just base beasts, no.
>>768158276
As intelligent as your average person. Like Miia.
>>768158023
hehe I am just as excited to see them as to share them. Of course Birb will be doing the face reveal
>>768158049
Glad to hear it. Hope you have an excellent night.
Goodnight to everyone, especially Mwee. Hope everyone has an excellent day tomorrow even though in some time zones it is already day. Everyone, put your all into every day and treat is as your last, keep powering through no matter what threatens you, you can do this, you can power through, do what your heart wants, do what you have your mind set to. I believe in you, when you think nobody does not even yourself just know that at least one person truly has faith in you, keep fighting. Have an excellent night everyone. Peace.
>>768158526
Night
>>768158348
I draw my arbitrary minimum line somewhere around 70 IQ.
I don't particularly dislike snakes, so that's not the issue. More a personal saftey issue. If they're prone to deadly constriction or biting or something, i'll pass.
What is the most monstery monster girl that you would be willing to have sex with?
>>768157973
Not a lot
>>768158023
Not sure if you having a giggle.
>>768158049
Yeah, Toehider is a good band otherwise.
>>768158609
And if they aren't? Cuddling with a lamia would be great. They would wrap around your whole body.
>>768158612
I'll fuck anything that moves!
>>768158721
Then to me, they're human enough to count as human, and any standards that i'd apply to humans would apply to them, and that'd more or less be the deciding factors.
>>768158267
Noice, I love those. Currently have 4 for no reason other than they looked cool haha
>>768158526
Night night
>>768158684
Well I'm a drummer and most metal songs are the same drum wise. Just double base, high hat on the 1/8 and snare on the 1/4... I guess that's why they all sound the same to me.
>>768158526
You too
>>768158612
Centaur. No question
>>768158684
I should listen to more of their songs when I get the chance.
>>768158684
Just lazing around like me?
>>768158609
>
>>768158956
Do I need to direct you to Mike Portnoy?
>>768159085
rip Rias Gremory
>>768159038
Well, technically most of the songs are just one guy playing everything and mixing it, but he does have a live band when he tours.
>>768159085
Yeah, its a lazy day again.
>>768159098
No need. I know Dream Theater well. Don't consider them the same type of metal like the other 2 songs where its just double bass as fast as you can and scream into the mic.
>>768158855
Even her? (Just between you and me, I would fuck her. I would even kiss her. She's beautiful.)
>>768159333
Radda Rada!
>>768159359
Well the more comedy band, yeah, I can see that. Toehider though, he did that specifically to be as meme as possible. And when the guy is more than just a drummer, it shows.
https://youtu.be/QSc3FOoecuM
>>768159470
Diseases are an immediate threat to personal saftey. Hard no.
Would anyone fuck this cute spider loli?
>>768159617
And if they weren't? And she were as intelligent as a normal person?
>>768159327
Cool
I think it's about time to call it a day
>>768159098
>DO NOT FUCK THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKazFyS5AFA
>>768159639
probably yeah
>>768159695
Then still no because unattractive. Maggots, intestines, i imagine the smell would be horrid.
>>768159470
>>768159899
what he said. fix that all up and i'm good
>>768159899
Okay, what if there were no maggots or smell? Do you think she's hot?
>>768160045
What if there were no maggots or smell, just a little bit of exposed internal organs? And the skin color of a zombie? Do you think she's hot?
>>768159327
Always nice
>>768159639
Spiders creep me out even spider lolis apparently
>>768160178
still a no. her figure is nice i guess
>>768160051
Not particularly. As i said, decaying flesh is not a good look.
>>768159560
Oh that he is. I guess I just don't get the appeal of metal since I never really had a metal phase, I had a Ska phase. The closest I get to metal are a VERY few Dio songs and things like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4
>>768160567
>>768160736
What about just being friends and hanging out sometimes?
>>768160852
If they're a cool person. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>768160852
sure, if the smell isn't there
>>768160851
Have you heard Enter Sandman? It was on an MP3 player I found at goodwill for a dollar. The first metal song that I like.
https://youtu.be/CD-E-LDc384
>>768160956
>>768160941
What if there is a little bit of a smell? What about stuff like hugs or accidentally touching her hand when she hands you a game controller?
>>768161156
sure. and as shizuru said, if they're also a cool person
>>768161000
Where have you been for the past 20 years?
>>768160851
Try this, it's Ska/funk metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-UmsgDU6Q
>>768161295
I was just never a metal guy. I always preferred orchestral. This is currently my favorite song. From my favorite movie.
https://youtu.be/evDOp8HzGfY
>>768161156
Depends how repulsive the smell is. Most animals (humans included) are hyper sensitive to the smell of decaying flesh, because it's a clear sign of danger.
As for touching, again, if there's a disease risk, no. If there isn't, whatever.
I suppose i should make the caveat that if they're dropping maggots everywhere they go, that shit will get shut right the fuck down.
>>768161000
Oh, I should say I have listened to metal. I'm a big fan of 70's-80's rock and the station out here plays metal along with it. I know of a lot of metal bands and songs, just don't really listen to them. I would much rather prefer to listen to Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Journey, or even some Coltrane when the mood hits me is all.
>>768161515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-UmsgDU6Q
>>768161498
A barely noticable smell. She would wear perfume. And no maggots. But you would be fine with extended skin to skin contact with her? But exposed intestines, hidden under clothes. Most of her clothes have a few blood stains.
>>768161561
this is not okay
>>768161739
KNICK KNACK PADDY-WHACK
>>768161739
Is this better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE
>>768161739
hi cute
>>768162124
i quite liked that, yea
>>768162442
hi
>>768162724
how are you tonight darling
>>768162798
>darling
OwO
im doing okay, how about you? up to anything?
>>768162931
looking at dirty comics, that's about it
why just ok
>>768163089
I didn't say what tags I'm looking at jeez
why just ok
>>768162999
that's kinda lewd.. which ones?
eh, idk
>>768163202
it isn't that lewd
nothing special
ok
>>768162724
I'm glad you like it! Well I shall leave while leaving you 1 more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fekWiU3K_e0
Good Night everyone.
If we don't meet again, have a good tomorrow!
>>768161691
Hmm, if she seemed to be doing what she can to minimize things, i'd try to be tactful and ignore it.
>>768163250
hmm, okay...
>>768163407
goodnight
don't die
>>768163525
>tfw you will never meet a hot intelligent zombie girl
>>768163538
hope you feel more ok soon sweetie
I forgot that vrchat is fun since i get to show off shinoa model and i like talking to people
Why is Bismarckposter heresying to zombiegirl
>>768163869
I would play VRChat but I don't feel so good, Ms. Shinoa.
>>768163941
Whoosh you're died
>>768163709
i hope so too, cutie
>>768164494
>>768163709
Get a room
>>768164494
<3
>>768164559
wish we could
here
and
>>768164113
courage was a cool show
>>768163869
I bet theres a lewd version of it somewhere.
>>768165161
High Quality Shop
>>768165296
Hello Louise. How's things?
>>768165002
Quirk
>>768165531
go eat some hair
>>768165714
Sorry im already eating alcohol
>>768165844
do it after! I want to eat some of alcohol too though
>>768165955
Then go buy vodka cakes
>>768165027
Idk. I haven't seen one so far. I had seen a rory though
>>768166020
Im not 21 yet qq
>>768165488
Not bad
waiting for Chara's hair to dry so we can go walk and get fast food
you?
>>768166131
Get rekt
oop i'm outie
peace!!
>>768166197
I'm ok. Have to give my parents a ride home from the airport at midnight, so i'm just killing time until then.
>>768166241
Byee.
>>768166207
Well i mean i do work tomorrow so that sucks
>>768166428
You didn't pick up my shift today, I had to work the whole thing
>>768166924
I had my own shift of 8 hours to work beforehand
>>768166428
When does work not suck
>>768166924
Alright now you gotta kill yourself for 2 reasons
>>768166935
good night
When everyone you have ever loved is finally gone
When everything you have ever wanted is finally done with
When all of your nightmares are for a time obscured
As by a shining brainless beacon
Or a blinding eclipse of the many terrible shapes of this world
When you are calm and joyful
And finally entirely alone
Then in a great new darkness
You will finally execute your special plan
>>768167004
Its work not fun
Where is Yuki?
>>768167057
Bitch Ive felt all those feels
>>768167116
Eh socializing with coworkers helps same with breaks
>>768167240
Long time no see yuki
>>768167000
Well 16 hours would still leave you 8 hours of the day
>>768167004
Eat shit nigger
>>768167338
>Long time no see yuki
did you read the post?
>>768167338
I just asked where Yuki is I'm not Yuki?
>>768167338
I dont know much about my coworkes besides one
>>768167354
gee i really dont want to do that
>>768167354
Make that three
>>768167413
Then you’re the other in my discord?
>>768167422
Sorry very tired
>>768167555
Should prob fix that it helps pass the time
> dem trips
>>768167644
they dont like nerd shit
>>768167644
im not the one who posted, so no
>>768167240
she'll be back soon
>>768167555
How was work today?
>>768167644
Why 3?
>>768168002
good and bad. Closed way early for repairs so that was nice just had to close though
>>768168084
Do you have to clean the fryer? I always hates that
>>768167774
Odd all my coworkers do we’ve been talking about anime and the avengers as of late along with talking ahit about other coworkers
>>768167935
She told me shes going into hiatus for a few years or something
>>768168002
1,) worst waifu
2.) lazy >>768166924
3.) >>768167354
>>768168151
Had to do dat shit at my old job was so nasty always came out looking like greasy dry cookie dough
>>768168151
nope cook job
>>768168263
Gee maybe all of my coworkers have kids and dont know the first thing about any of that stuff.
>>768168263
No one asked about your old job you greasy nigger
>>768168382
Heh our manager would always complain if someone said "that's not my job." Then she would make them do it anyway.
>>768168611
no like literally no one has told me to do it ever so yeah
>>768168382
Doesnt stop mine they’re all older, have kids and wives
>>768168611
Says the fucker thats is both a nigger and greasy apparently
>>768168959
a few of them dont speak english either
>>768168951
What do you have to do when you close?
>>768168959
>greasy
>writes like a child
>nigger-tier waifu
Checks out.
>>768169229
Clean the front of the store mop sweep that kinda thing
>>768169304
Do you have to balance the drawer and all of that?
>>768169399
Nah usually the manager does
>>768169128
I guess thatll do i
>>768169229
Says the guy that doesnt post go back to your min wage job cuck
>>768169304
Adult tomo is nice
Tiffany from Huniepop is one of my favourite characters because behind the studious girl there's someone who is kinky and knows how to have fun~
Godnight, everyone. This was a pleasant thread full of pleasant people.
>>768169850
goodnight
>>768169509
That's pretty nice then
>>768169518
And what do you do for a living exactly? I'm 99% sure after I get my degree I will make more than you. The fact you were so quick to judge someone based on their income makes you sound even more like a petulant nigger.
quick kureimu before bed
>>768169540
Wut.jpeg
>>768169944
More than you clearly if you’re cleaning fryers and congrats on dumping thousands of dollars on a useless degree
>>768170355
You have to have a degree to be an actuary, silly nigger.
>>768170595
>actuary
Wow a business degree thats even more stupid than I previously thought
>>768170791
Oh my, you really are a nigger irl aren't you? I'm so sorry.
Claiming best girl.
>>768171103
Boxes?
>>768171000
Heres how it goes in useless degrees from useless to slightly less useless
Gender studies> performing arts> business
Unless you count a Japanese gaming degree
>>768171103
Hey saya
>>768171154
https://i.imgur.com/c0ePksJ.png
Dullahan.
>>768171192
Haillow.
>>768171278
Is it yours?
>>768171192
>Actuary
>Median pay (annual): 97,070 USD (2015)
Hmm?
>>768171278
Hello hello hello
>>768171393
> median
looks like you’ve already failed at math let alone your major
>>768171192
Actuarial science is a subset of financial mathematics you moron. We're essentially statisticians who specialize in risk assessment for insurance companies.
>>768171581
Oh you poor poor bastard i wish you well in the future
>>768171581
>you moron
>>768171381
Yeah, think I'm done with that.
>>768171527
Sup?
>>768170355
Sorry,wrong thread ^^;
I'm new to this site
>>768171527
I'm not who you were speaking to. I just think you said something completely silly. Business degrees are one of the highest earning degrees in aggregate, and lumping them in with degrees in starbucksology seems like you're just being arbitrarily spiteful.
>>768171760
right thread
except you're a lewding heretic
>>768171862
Ah I see, this wasn't the introduction I wanted to make tho xD
>>768171764
fantastic gif
>>768171739
Kek
>>768171756
Drinking, also the sky
>>768171760
Wut
>>768171764
From experience (not personally) ive either seen business degrees either be highly successful or blunders and not in the postive manner, business degrees are infamous for being shit degrees
>>768156306
THIS IS MY WAIFU, THERE ARE MANY LIKE HER BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
I MUST MASTER HER AS I A MUST MASTER MYSELF.
WITHOUT ME MY WAIFU IS USELESS.
WITHOUT MY WAIFU I AM USELESS.
>>768171693
I think I'll be fine. You never shared what you do for a living, why?
>>768171739
I should have called him a nigger again tbh
>>768172264
What you drinking?
>>768172297
> Relatable
Also good FMJ quote....revised:
This is my waifu. There are many like her but this one is mine. My waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. Without me, my waifu is useless. Without my waifu I am useless. I must love my waifu true. I must lover her harder than thy enemy, who is trying to take her away from me. I must claim her before they do. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my waifu and myself are defenders of our love, we are the masters of our enemy's, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace and love.
> Tl;dr? Full metal Waifu
>>768172501
Im a jack of all trades at a home improvement store
>>768172550
90 proof rum
>>768172264
Sure, there's a huge range between the top and bottom of any given degree though, with the exception of maybe engineering and compsci or something equivalently "hard science"y. I've met people with lots of different degrees that are doing nothing but improving their resume to be a manager at some store.
>>768172637
A Rias lover i see, good taste you have anon.
>>768172637
Also that is the Waifufags Creed.
>>768172637
You're awful at noticing who's posting what.
>>768173190
Ugly on the inside. :^)
>>768173254
you dont know my inside
>>768172701
Names hallow
>>768172726
So be it
>>768173040
Dont care
>>768173380
its nice to know i have you here for me
youre such a reliable friend
>>768173332
Still hoping for the Issei x Rias wedding for the new season. He's definitely earned it.
>>768173991
im in a relationship but i appreciate the offer
you seem kind
>>768174116
Fuck off with you tiny kitty titties.
I need a psycho gf NOW
>>768174225
Someone please post Offline Game. The SAO Doujin with yandere Sugu who gets knocked up
>>768174284
Itty bitty kitty titties
>>768174309
The one where she gets dumped by Kirito after she finds out she has a kid too right?
>>768174424
No, its the one where she fucks him while hes comatose and cybering with Asuna.
>>768174521
Oh shit, I don't think I've read that one
>>768174563
This one.
>>768174368
Dude STOP being mean to my waifu
>>768174749
Why have a waifu who sounds like a chainsmoker
>>768174716
interesting read
>>768175132
You're welcome fampai
>>768176661
I know a book where thats the name of a character. His name means 'cuts men and meat for women prizes'.
>>768178388
Correction: sword-cuts-meat-for-woman-prizes
>>768178388
...That's horrific.
>>768178447
Its a novel set in Warhammer 40k, its not going to be pretty.
back
>>768178633
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Aaa
Book series is Eisenhorn trilogy.
>>768179797
Thanks I'm gonna name one of the tracks on my album "Sword-Cuts-Meat-For-Woman-Prizes" now
>>768179936
Its such a metal name.
