Confess /b/
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Confess /b/
>>768153985
I killed a pedophile for fun
I used to play Roblox on the school computers when I was younger and then delete it as if I had never played it.
Dindu nuffin
I masturbated to hentai once, and defended myself from a Native American, tis all father.
I tried to fuck a vacuum once.
>>768156207
>tfw also tried sucking myself with a vacuum
reeeeeee don't bring up old memories
>>768153985
On my first period I went to the hospital because I thought that I had internal bleeding or some shit.
>>768154215
Damn, One less to deal with, thanks OP.
I found out my cousin was being molested by his creepy neighbor in the trailer park he lived in, I kept it secret becuase he broke all of my toys as a kid and was a massive cunt and figured the trauma might set him right, I feel like I failed him cause he is still a massive cunt.
I cheated on my girl because she wouldnt let me fuck her.
I’m a virgin at the moment and I’ll probably be one forever. Oh, and when I was 10 I took a shit in the cats litter box
I just want to be the bottom. For girls and guys.
That's all.
>>768156706
you did nothing wrong
I lie about my virginity to my friends. i have been doing it since i was 19. and i am 21 now
I have a crippling rape fetish. I have thousands of images saved from fb/ig threads and I chaff my dick all day to them imagining how I would rape them. It's literally all I think about.
My last gf and I broke up because she would wake up to me strangling her. We went swimming and I nearly drowned her. I don't know why I do it or like asphyxiating women so much.
i have gay ocd and i hate it
>>768157576
Does this mean how have to take five cocks in size based order or maybe a system based around girth? Either way your poor, poor asshole.
I'm a dude with womans tits and i can cum just by rubbing my nipples with 0 pressure or any stimulus on my dick.
Not gay or a trap or any of that bs tho and yep i was fat as a preteen and that's how i got gyno tits from it. Got prettty big areola too
>>768157561
Future Ted Bundy?
>>768159385
well for mine it's in evens and the number has to go up one
i gained 45 pounds in a year and i don't fuck my gf since i was fit, i'm always holding myself to not cheat but sometimes is hard
I suffocated my bird
>>768162087
I've hated myself ever since
I use 4chan, Reddit and Tumblr. And I am not scared to admit it.
I find the age of puberty (11-16) extremely attractive and am slightly disappointed I’ll never be able to fuck one.
>>768162493
Same. Only newfags really care.
>>768162604
Same. A little worse for me though because for me it includes boys
I have been a selfish and spoiled piece of shit all my life.
>>768156586
Uh... you kinda did
>>768157561
Seek help immediately
>>768159766
Very happy for you
I built a poisonous umbrella once.
>>768162311
As you should
>>768153985
I’m planning something ;)
>>768156706
Time to move on
>>768156786
Lol
>>768156586
show your tits or GTFO
I really miss the fluffy abuse threads.
>>768153985
I swallowed my brother in laws wedding ring while he wasnt looking. I plan to pawn it once its out.
How fucked up /10?
>sitting on couch
>nobody home
>faptime.jpg
>start nutting
>feelsgoodman.png
>while im jacking off
>cat jumps up onto chest
>ohno.mov
>cat starts licking my dick
>feelssandpaperyman.sunnyd
>put cat down back on floor
>finish my nut
>mfw my cat indirectly gave me first bj
I know it isn't that bad, but its kind of fucked up.
>>768153985
> I still fap to my 8-year ex
> I still have fantasies with her
>>768153985
Constantly want to fuck other girls beside my gf, she is too difficult right now and making me stressed, probably gonna break up and start having some fun sex with people, what do you think I should do B?
the fuck is wrong with me?
>be me
>like six billion years ago
>in middle school
>know about sex and shit
>be friends with this girl
>be on swingset after school
>pants fall down while fucking up sliding off
>laugh.avi
>have idea
>"hey, lets play a game where we try to slide off and whoevers pants fall down first loses"
>yes.jpg
>lose
>get embarassed
>fuck
>spaghetti falls out of pants
>fuck man
>have an idea
>"hey lets do a thing where we do a piggyback ride on the ground"
>whatthefuck
>notice older girls walking thru
>fuuck
>say "its getting late, im gonna go back home"
>run the fuck home
I know i was a dumbass kid, but still fucked up
>>768165329
this is why non betas have dogs, not fucking cats...
no wonder you cant get any pussy
i know this isn't that bad but still
when i jack off i think my girlfriend is sucking my dick, giving me a handjob, or we just fucking
why
>>768166236
Yeah sounds like an omega dog owner right here
I watched my dog die in agony out of a goddamn parvovirus, when i could have shot him in the head and let him die in peace. To this day I still have nightmares about that shit.
>>768163815
shut the fuck up u god damn pleb
>>768153985
I actually legitimately want to commit genocide
>>768166675
do it
>>768153985
Ur mum gey
>>768167208
I'm so close
>>768153985
When I was like ten yo or around so I went to the pool with my mother and sister. There was a swimmer girl practicing. I mistook her for my sister and grabbed her thigh under the water. Immediately realising that I can be fucked up for this, I swim away under the water back to my mom. Now I'm 23 yo and I still can't forget about that.
>>768166226
>like six billion years ago
>middle school
I take it your going to be a freshman this Year?
>>768153985
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
>>768167713
MODS, how do you keep letting this shit happen?
>>768163815
>>768166226
>>768154680
Buckle up boys... Summer's here.
>>768153985
i never pay back the money i borrowed
>>768156882
That's hot
>>768153985
pretty sure 4chan made me gay
>>768168185
happens to the best of us
>>768168185
Yeah a little too. Stared with traps, then kept going
>>768167847
what is it i'm scared to look
>>768168337
just some faggot selling watches
