Why doesn't anybody believe in me anymore?
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Why doesn't anybody believe in me anymore?
>>768137847
Because science.
>>768137921
It is like it is because I put it there that's way, so what is your point?
ur mom gey
Because you don't believe in us
Maybe it's because nothing happens when I pray.
>>768139095
If I didn't believe in you I would never have created you let alone let you last this long.
>>768139105
Come on lazy fag
You can’t pray for $1,000,000 and expect it to be magicked in front of you, you can ask for guidance and support on the way to a career and put in the work yourself
>>768139337
>you can ask for guidance and support on the way to a career
> put in the work yourself
thereby eliminating the need to pray
>>768139105
That's because the universe is deterministic, meaning that you cannot decide that you want a million suddenly, because then the entire history of the universe would have to be written so that you after the prayer would obtain that money. You can however, choose to succeed in finding that million yourself in a location only you know it would be.
>>768137847
Science and technology has advanced to the point that we now have natural explanations for phenomena that were previously considered supernatural. Thunder and lightning? It’s not Thor swinging his hammer, it’s just electrical discharges in clouds. Plagues? It’s not god’s wrath or witches, it’s viruses and bacteria.
If we have natural, reasonable explanations for things, why do we need to believe in the supernatural?
>>768139410
That's right. You don't need to pray, however when you do I'll listen.
>>768139512
You think that the universe is a lie?
>>768137847
Oh people still do, but you shouldnt feel too good about that because the people who still do are either total idiots or have been fooled, most likely by their parents.
>>768139619
I believe in myself. Does that make me misguided or an idiot?
>>768139679
well of course you believe in your self, we all do, but i would still have to say it makes you an idiot if you actually, unironically believe that you are a god of any kind.
>>768139562
Quite the opposite. I think the universe is very real. Why would not believing in god imply that I think the universe doesn’t exist?
>>768139805
If I'm not God then how did I make this post if there used to be no universe?
>>768139855
Kek!
>>768139822
Because then you're calling me a liar, otherwise you would believe me. That means that if you do not believe in me then you are saying that the universe is not real.
>>768139855
Hey God, can you get quads?
>>768139855
i would love to have this meaningless troll vs troll conversation with you but im tired, its 2:23 AM here, im going to bed, hopefully someone else will respond.
>>768139936
Cus I think I can. God grant me quads if you exist!
>>768139921
Oh, ok. Makes sense.
>>768137847
Just quit being a faggot and show yourself to the world. E.Z.
>>768137847
Because MOST adults have grown up and no longer need imaginary friends.
>>768139679
No that just makes you a satanist.
>>768137847
I look like I give a shit what you think?
>>768139251
Conclusion:
God was an idiot all along.
>>768139999
Quads spoketh! God must show himself! Also, apparently God is a faggot... Who knew
Dubs for Bubbs my holy ghost?
>>768139999
Nice quads nigger
I wonder why...
>>768139936
I both can and cannot neither confirm that nor deny it.
>>768139984
I love you.
>>768139990
Quads are the work of the devil.
>>768139991
So do you believe in me now?
>>768139562
The universe would have to be a lie, for god to exist.
Science has failed the masses. These science fucks broke off from reality and still perpetuate the illuminati theory of a flat earth using fucking science? Even Christians never believed that bullshit, nor did they believe the earth was 5000 years old. LMAO
Btw, how do you know I am not god, or that god is just an evolved being that once was human transcending time, and reality? That's science punk asses. The belief in the unknown and working on facts to prove it. Science has not disprove god at all. The only thing it did was make it strong while at the same time giving way to atheist punks who think there is an actual timeline in the Bible.
>>768140091
That bitch is gonna an hero when she realises she is now a husk of what a woman is
>>768140107
No.
>>768140107
Shut up niggergod and show yourself. Quads demanded
>>768140189
Your retarded.
>>768140060
must be why his son spent all his time hanging out with twelve guys while he talked about how important it is for everyone to love each other
>>768140060
>doesn't believe in god
>believes in quads to force god into a thing
Kek
>>768140317
Well, they also spoke a lot of hate toward fags in that Bible book thing and we all know that everyone who hates fags is a closeted fag
>>768140189
Yep, thats retarded.
You fucking idiot.
>>768140350
When did I say I don't believe nigger?
>>768140400
yod heh vav heh niggas.
>>768137847
Why would I believe in an old man in the sky?
>>768139999
No, I don't pass anymore.
>>768140025
Who said I'm your friend?
>>768140033
I didn't know that Satanism meant that one believes in ones own existence.
>>768140059
Maybe.
*sniff*
Maybe.
>>768140060
I'm not gay, I just like feminine dick.
>>768140091
Sometimes people have better things to do than to extract petroleum all day.
>>768140141
So you're saying that the universe is not real and that I made it all up?
>>768140189
The Bible is a very long joke. The joke is that you don't expect it to be a joke at first.
The punchline is Revelations.
>>768140206
That is her choice.
>>768140210
I know.
>>768140237
Scroll up.
>>768140317
Someone had to tell them to love others and not themselves. Especially at night.
>>768140419
I'm openly gay and actually I hate heterosexuals. Guess that means I'm a closeted non-gay by default.
>>768137847
>>768140571
If he's old and levitating then he must know something, doesn't he?
>>768140595
Idk if it works both ways. CNN told me it how it works
>>768140705
Truth
You have to send a new messiah OP.
If you don’t then it will be me.
I’m working with NASA, ESA & JAXA to prepare for an event.
I do not want this.
>>768137847
I bet I could beat gods ass in a shootout
>>768140955
His name is Kendrick Lamar.
>>768141032
This is why you don't have my address.
>>768141101
I intentionally withheld the fact I am off planet.
>>768141340
What does that have to do with anything?
>>768141127
Ay bro with no malice intended I request your adress I promise I won’t do anything bad
>>768141617
I don't give out personal details on 4chan, but if you want you can have my Facebook.
>>768140579
Is India complete shit?
>>768137847
Because we created you, the fact that humans still believe in something that we made up ourselves is as sad as blind crip
>>768141667
They insist things are supposed to be the way they already are.
>>768141683
You have it backwards, my dude.
>>768141683
>>768141819
nah he's fucking right and it's sad. fuck this gay earth.
>>768141966
Is making a thread on /b/ is not enough to convince you of my existence?
>>768142058
sorry but no. I need an appearance. in my living room. i need you to fucking beg me to forgive and worship you.
>>768142058
Deposit $1 billion into my bank account right now and I'll consider you extant.
>>768141966
I can’t decide who created who
>>768142160
I am not your ex.
>>768142193
Sounds like a test and I don't do that.
>>768142269
You fuck. You want someone to love you. I will love you. I just need you to show me. for fucks sake.