how did you discover 4chan anon?
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how did you discover 4chan anon?
>>768136515
The doctor told me I had autism and sent me here
Reddit.
Lol no.
I just fucking killed myself and got here.
>>768136515
I can't even remember. That's how long I've been visiting this piss stain.
I once heard of a magical place, and somewhere as I was trying to find it I got lost here.
Was taking a shit and my toilet sucked me in for whatever the fuck reason. Here I am I guess.
>>768136515
Fuck it, I'll greentext it.
>Be me
>11 years old, just got a "Netbook" mini laptop for my birthday
>It's a shit laptop, but it's probably all my mom could afford
>Browse YouTube and play a game that at the time was called 'AfterWind' whenever I'm on it
>Always be looking in the YouTube comments and the game chat
>Sometimes, 4chan is mentioned
>One day, get curious enough to find what they're talking about
>8 years later, still here
>>768136515
The origin of memes still here...and 8 years later I´m still here
>>768137838
like the fact you greentexted it
>>768136515
Some retards in a shitty message board did the fightclub routine of not telling where they got the dank memes they were flooding the place with. One of those was hotlinked. That was ages ago. I found people with the same rotten humor and stayed. I'm beyond repair now, thanks anon.
Guy on wow mentioned it in a raid back in 05
>>768136515
I was shitposting on YTMND and someone told me to "GB2 4CHAN FAGGOT" when I called them a nigger. I checked it out and all I saw was weaboo shit so I didn't stay long at first, but then I found my way to /b/ and saw everyone typing roody-poo and PENIS. I knew I was home.
>>768136515
Pf I don't know, was years ago, I think I saw It in one video or something, can't remember
>>768136515
I was looking for a place to surf some video game threads when I stumbled upon /v/.
>>768139995
You should have waited half a second before posting.
>>768140191
i wonder what got it instead
>768139999
>>768136515
I heard the genius trolling that /pol/ did so I wanted to be part of that.
>>768136515
Came for the leaked celeb nudes 2009 stayed because of the community. But nowadays there are to much celeb threads, and not a single funny ylyl. Also I miss Deutschlandfaden
>>768136515
I was on facebook and I saw a picture of some hackers with anonymous masks on saying how they are trying to make the world a better place, so I thought "that could be fun", my friend told me that anonymous and dank memes like rage comics came from 9gag, so I stayed there a while and made friends and while I was trollololing (funny right?), a friend on there told me that all you proper hackers came from reddit, so I went there to join the good fight against the system using funny memes as a weapon, but then they said we should come here because this is the most hardcore anonymous social media site there is, so I came here (using a free proxy, that's what the big l337 guys at the top told me to do, and use incognito mode), I'm still a little scared of getting in trouble because someone told me that this is the door to the deepnet!!!
>>768136909
I can tell it's reddit by the spacing
>>768136515
The Fappening was being reported on the news, which (inadvertently?) showed the URL in their web browser's address bar. Have been fascinated by the pathetic losers mixing it with awesome winners and soulless narcissists ever since. Kind of getting a pulse on the undercurrent of the dregs of society.
Be me not a normal casual fag but a gore fein.
Become a barber
Barbering for 5 years
Get bord one day and start talking to shoe repair guy become friends he has same sense of humor and kind of pedophily
But I see the good in everyone
I disregard my first thoughts realized he’s a dad wife died years ago
Sons are neck beards but cool kids met the younger one he never seen a nigger before funny shit
He one day gets on the shoe shops interwebz and shows me funny pictures. I heard about Anon but never knew about the website.
It’s been about 10 years now.
He fucked my life up. I’m Sitting in the shop watching creep shot threads. I’ve become a creeper
>>768136515
I friend told me not to go on 4Chan, it the time didn't even know what it was. Now I'm here every day.
>>768140537
>The deepnet meme.
Kek if you wanted to fight the system and go to the next level then go to /pol/.
Ahh, you think 4chan is your ally? You merely adopted /b/. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was a man. But it was nothing to me but blinding.
I hear about this by DrossRotzank in one of his videos.
Damn i'm 17.
>be me
>13 years old
>first week of middle school
>didn't wanna use locker, scared people would steal textbooks n shit for some reason
>finally decided carrying behemoth backpack was too painful
>open assigned locker, see a slip of paper in there
>kid few lockers down says, "it's got a drawing of boobs on it and says 4chan"
>sure as shit, there it is
>"yeah everyone in this hallway that i've talked to got the same thing"
>"is it a code for something?"
>"not sure, one kid said it's a porn website but my parents watch me use the internet so i'm not gonna check"
>hmmmm.png
>ran home that day before my parents got home
>fire up family PC
>wait like 15 mins just antsy to access whatever this was
>finally open up askjeeves
>search 4chan
>didn't know how to operate, so all I saw was the list of boards
>browse list and see nothing that says porn
>clear and close browser, shut down PC
That was my first time accessing website, but about 6-7 months later is when a friend of mines older brother showed us where to navigate and find the good shit. Been lurking majority of the time, occasionally post.
i was 15 and my edgy bf wanted to show me some funny image board or something~threads would reach image limit really fast and we ended up posting my tits and having some fun haha
i miss that dude...
>>768141375
Is no-one else reporting these posts?
s/fur
I came for the rage comics back in the day. Oh how times have changed.
>>768141790
To who?
It's not like the mods aren't being paid off for them.
>>768142167
>>768136515
i had known about this place for a very long time but i only started coming here because i liked that autistic kekistan meme
>>768141457
The quality of his videos now suck tho
>>768141643
what happened to him ?
I saw people mention it on totse around 05-06 and checked it out. It was very confusing at first and it took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out noko. I've spent varying amounts of time here over the years.
