You have Infinity mittWhat do?
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>You have Infinity mitt
>What do?
>>768135061
jack off
>>768135061
Delet niggers, curryniggers and sandniggers
Half of china too, there's way too many of them
Fist my wiafu
Delete all and start again with amobias
>>768135215
Best answer.
>>768135193
true best anser
>>768135574
>>768135193
samefag
>>768135181
you fucking raced to be first with that. That's like running to be first in line at meatloaf day in school
>>768135061
erase all marvel movies
>>768135215
Literally keked from the front page. You're doing gods work, anon.
have an infinity wank
>>768135215
same but with jews on the list also. then id pretty much just impregnate a dozen+ gorgeous women a day.
>>768135061
>Destroy universe
>Remake universe into Madoka Magica
>Best idea ever
>>768135061
ask dadda for a poosuck ;P
kill everyone including self
>>768135771
my hand can warp reality, bend time, and something about souls, do you know how good that would feel?
>>768135181
That's exactly what I came here to say, thank you for your services.
>kill all chads
Snap fingers twice
>>768135061
destroy this bitch at work.
Red gem that bitch
>>768135061
>niggers, what niggers?
saving the world one minority at a time
Delete humans in every country except for mine. Subtly influence the country and repopulate/colonize the earth. It will be 100% white and hold the same values as me. Over time the human race will achieve practical space travel and we'll become the dominant species in the universe.
You can't just say "boom, we now have the means of ruling everything." The culture has to be in pace with the technology otherwise it'd be like a retard driving a ferrari. You can't get much out of it.
>>768135061
Jack off
Probably the same thing thanos did.
>>768135938
People like you make the world shit
Get #1 victory royale
I'd walk the dinosaur
>>768135181
/thread
>>768136105
meh, I couldn't care less
>>768135181
Only correct answer
just be a god honestly. just having that power you could solve practically every issue.
Snap my fingers and increase all resources in the universe by 2 times. (double Earth's and all that crap) then erase all genetic inferior men and women. Then watch as the good I've created Excel past my expectations.
>>768135966
You know how bad that initial attempt at humor felt tho?
>>768136537
You can't violate the laws of physics with the infinity gauntlet by creating matter
>>768136647
My boy. If I can erase matter from this universe and put it into another. Why can't I pull matter from another universe and do with it what I want?
>>768136359
Yes but what kind of God would you be?
Futurama- God is a binary galaxy that pretty much ignores everything
Marvel-Molecule Man can do just about anything, he settles down with his waifu
I had more but I forgot them as I was typing this out
>>768135061
Snap fingers.
>>768135061
play fortnite
>>768135215
Lol totally agree
>>768135061
I'd go back in time and stop the asteroid from destroying the dinosaurs and then influence the evolution of an intelligent dinosaur race with big titties and start fucking them all.
>>768136931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYYQ6-yVr8
>>768135061
Take an infinity shit
I'd do the macarena
>>768135215
/thread
>>768135061
Jerk off by a snap of the fingers
insta-rape half of the women in the universe. They will all give birth to my children and I will be eternally engulfed in child support
>>768135061
Relive Nov 8, 2016, watch libcucks hugging their knees crying. Hahahaahaha!!
>>768136078
>subtly
>delete humans in every country except for mine
pick one
I
>>768135215
We have a winner
I would display everyones thoughts to everyone else.
>>768137794
kek
idk
Wipe out niggers, spics, and other undesirables. Clear human existence in parts of the world that need it most. (African Safari, areas in China where the environment isn't considered, and large sections of densely populated areas in the US.) I would completely dismantle and destroy 90% of the world's military capacity including all nukes. I would remove most if not all modern governments and replace the UN with myself. This would be temporary until an AI is developed to dictate the world. In which case it's doctrines will be to preserve as much life as possible, regulate human currencies but still allow free and private markets, regulate population to a sustainable level in all areas on Earth. And all leftover funds from the demilitarization would go towards education and new ssciences in Astronomy, space exploration, robotics, AI development, and DNA editing to rewrite human life spans and cure genetic illnesses. The future of humankind will be dictated by computers that account for human emotions and customs. However, our feelings and divisions will no longer be a rroadblock to advancing our society into the one billion year plan. After that I'll surf the cosmos and explore other dimensions so long as it doesn't create a time difference by the time I come back.
go on amazon.universal and see if i can get a right hand glove?
who da fuck wants just one glove?
>>768137936
Ooooooo
That would really hurt me
I'd probably be stoned to death
>>768135061
part of me wants to destroy anime and the other part wants to make anime real
>>768135215
Dubs and this'll really happen
>>768137832
Best. night. ever.
>>768135061
Kill everyone who voted for trump, the Russian, Iranian, and N Korean governments, and everyone on 4 chan.
take a shit
Turn myself into a cute girl with a feminine penis
>>768135215
Jews. also delete jews.
>>768137832
oh god yes.
>>768136570
So bad that its good?
>>768136154
FUCKING HELL I LOST THE GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Plunge the Earth into the sun
>>768137434
only good post
dino titties are nice,here is scaly for ya,chap
Just create my own planet like ego
>>768135181
fpbp
Summon bf
