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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What is this?
it is a shithosen
>>768131685
Urban monitoring switch box.
Type UMSX0023
FBI surveielence.
>>768131685
Squirrel trap. It's to prevent them from crawling up electricity poles, causing power outages.
>>768131685
A bad photo.
A hermetic closed box, probably containing network equipment.
I work at a ISP...
>>768132831
A hermit's in there?
>>768131685
i dunno
>>768132914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_seal
>>768132831
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>768133108
Could be worse.
Fun fact. WE DON'T STORE YOUR DATA. WE DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU DO, AS LONG YOU PAY US. THE ONLY THING WE KEEP RECORD IS WHO WAS USING THAT IP AT THAT TIME, IN CASE THAT POLICE SHOWS UP.
>>768132831
Can a hermetically sealed box be buried underground and used as a waterproof cache container?
It contains a device that inserts mind control signals to broadcast TV, causing paranoid delusions eventually leading to murder.
>>768133263
Can confirm...I also work at an ISP
>>768133416
Everyone on 4chan works at an ISP.
>>768133416
>>768133263
Present yourselves here now.
Give ISP secrets and fun facts now pl0x
>>768132914
no, he means that it's warded with curses to keep the profane out. the elite plant these boxes to help safeguard their 5G mind control equipment.
in the occult, the "pillars of hermes" represent the pillars from the entrance to the temple of king solomon, who was into demon summoning and stuff. it's heavily freemasonic. NSA refers to poles with those boxes as 'pillars of hermes'.
i'd tell more but i think they're onto me and i've got to shut it down.
>>768133730
>>768133730
Sounds legit. How do I give you money?
>>768133730
>>768133310
Maybe. But a plastic barrel is better. (all our racks end up rusting after some years).
>>768133557
We don't work when it's raining or the poles are wet (security reasons) but we always tell the angry clients that we are solving the issue. Last year we got 8 days of rains non stop, and left a small chunk of the city without our services because a tree fall over our fiber ring.
TL;DR we lie. A lot.
>>768133970
In your expertise, what is the best means of creating an airtight/watertight sealed "time capsule?" that can be recovered without construction equipment?
>>768133400
That's the plot of the X-Files episode Wetwired, season 3 episode 23.
>>768133892
focus on this image and repeat the mantra "AY'ZACA YADIK FARA DALA" 13 Times to connect to my astral bank account. many thanks friend!
>>768131685
An image
>>768133970
Fucking knew it
>>768134558
It's a sound, moron.
>>768133970
Other thing.
Always assist the technician. Most of them are not the brightest people on earth.
They will step in things they should not, they will touch things and left everything dirt (had a case that our guy dried his hands filth with Vaseline in a homemade curtain, ruining it for ever). And they will always chose the fastest way to pass the fiber/ install the equipment (some times they simple glue the thing in the first wall they see).
>>768134335
Pic related. Will last for ever and you can buy for cheap (just don't drink from it).
>>768134845
Thanks. Anything box like?
>>768133263
Yes, you do. Especially if you are Verizon. You just aren't at the right pay grade to understand what is being done w/ it.
>>768134845
Why no drinky?
So this is no wifi IMSI Stingray device?
Is this a camera?
>>768135209
hermetically sealed containers function based on a reverse negative astral polarity matrix, that shit will calcify your pineal gland if you drink from water stored in it.
>>768131685
Target practice.
>>768131685
Mini-fridge.
>>768131685
medkit
>>768135208
Verizon is what we call Tier 1 provider. My company is too small to even store flow tables from our clients.
>>768135209
Most of those cheap plastic barrels where used to store some sort of chemistry for industrial purposes. If you buy it brand new, probably there is no problem (only the plastic thing).
>>768135019
Not on top of my head...
>>768135619
When you get bought, you will.
>>768135619
How about AT&T
A telephone pole, Dingus.
>>768135619
You said ISPs dgaf
>>768135751
Nah, I live in a third world country. Freedom just happens here because the government is incapable of taking it away.
BTW, 2 years ago, our government order all providers to block whatsapp service for recusing to provide the historic. We simple ignore it and had no consequences. I wanted to block just for lulz.
>>768135950
Not that you fucking nigger, the goddamn BOX
>>768136019
What about America
>>768136027
that's where the telephone is kept, dingus
>>768136082
You're a fucking retard.
>>768136147
no u
>>768131685
Electronic birdfeeder.
>>768136080
I don't trust net neutrality because it would gave the internet to the government. As bad as it look, having the internet in the hands of the companies who own most of the cables (Tier 1 ISP) is not that bad as long they have competition. They need to offer a decent service or someone else will...
>>768136212
you don't feed electric birds, dingus
>>768136352
Yes.
You shoot that to disable the alarm of the enemy outpost.
>>768136412
Maybe you don't.
>>768136352
It used to belong to the government, and was less abused. Losing it gives it to corporations, more completely than ever, which you can't rage and lobby against like you can a government.
>>768136484
kek
>>768131685
It's a pole box
A box that is put on a pole
>>768131685
It contains objects dedicated to Shiva. He is the god of destruction and transformers. He will watch over the pole and protect it. Pretty standard, actually.
>>768136420
The problem with america's internet, is the big provider cartel.
Think about that. Here in Brazil, we can offer FTTH (fiber to the home), something like 30Mb cost less than some of you guys pay for 2Mb.
>>768136828
Wait. What does one have to do to immigrate to Brazil?
>>768135443
So, hallucinations?
>>768136914
Every other country is gonna illegalize downloading drawings of copyrighted children, so don't bother.
>>768136914
Kek, we still have problem (a lot of them to be fair).
Your internet problem will be fixed when the Tier 1 ISPs loss the complete monopoly over the service.
>>768137267
Brazil sounds like a paradise.
>>768137175
no, it turns you into a normie who can't achieve enlightenment or astral project. makes you spiritually retarded.
It contains emergency condoms for when niggers are breeding out of control.
>>768131685
Air conditioning unit. It keeps the pole cool in the summer. Otherwise, it catches on fire.
>>768131685
Why is the picture so beautiful
>>768137788
it's the subliminal mind rays
>>768134459
fucking made my night.
Sending my sides to your astral bank account