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Whats on your mind anon?
Can't get your dream girl?
Feeling like shit?
ITT: i'll give you some real advice.
>>768118450
Jesus, where is your left thumb?
i have only talked to a girl casually before like once. I'm 20. Never tried but now dont know how to try even if i did want to.
what do
>>768118535
it ascended into the butt of non-believers
>>768118638
Watch the first series of Pokemon
from episode one
Read the bible 3 times
pray three times for my forgiveness for looking into my mind.
>>768118760
thanks jesus ill give it a try
>>768118450
I'm 28 and only have $2000 in my bank account. I need to know how to get the dough to acquire houses and cars and shit so I'm not a complete loser.
>>768118848
>only
>>768118886
I'm 28 bro. That's shit.
>>768118450
Im unattractive and have a shit personality. What do?
>>768118450
My wife is in jail for armed robbery.
How to I get 15k to bail her out?
>>768119181
Steal shit while using a weapon.
>>768118638
work on your life anon, get a job and learn to talk to people in general before you target girls. Force yourself into social situations and if you're not a complete asshole you will easily gain some social contacts.
>>768118760
thanks FAKE jesus
>>768118848
stop spending your money on shit you dont need. Live cheap and start saving up. Long term you can get everything you want, but you gotta put in the fucking work and stop spending like a retard
>>768118450
I don't think I'm capable of love or empathy.
>>768118450
Ok Jesus here's one
>3 years ago
>Be me
>17 yo autist
>at graduation party
>talking to a girl while waiting for the bathroom
>bs smalltalk but I was drunk so picking up on hints that weren't there
>made some complaint about there not being anywhere to sleep
>"oh anon there's a bed in this room we can share"
>fuckyes.jpg
>apparently she meant share with her and her friends (another boy & girl no foursome shit)
>that didn't click in my head, still thought she wanted el d
>end up trying to spoon with her
>guarantee she could feel my hard-on through my pants
>fall asleep like that
>wake up and realize what I've done
>get up, wake up my friends and leave
>message from another hs guy saying I creeped the girl out
>fb message her "I hear I spooked you. In my defense I was drunk"
> femanon replies "hahahahaha don't worry about it. I was just messing around"
>haven't spoken since
I moved to CO about a year after high school and it turns out she goes to a college only an hour away from me. Should I try again?
>>768119281
That's it! Save up... the only retarded thing I did was think that you had advice.
>>768118848
Become a legendary Phantom thief and take what you want.
>>768119403
What were you expecting? It's money. Do you have a job at least? Also if you have no car use 1k of that as a down payment on a decent used car, finance the rest.
>>768119465
Too tall and fat. Walk heavy af.
>>768118943
i'm 27 and i don't earn that much. I'm happy with 400€ on my bank account, as long as i can pay my rent.
>>768119174
change your surroundings, if your personality is shit then there is a high chance the people around you also have a shit personality and you adapted it. Work on your appearance by dressing/grooming well and try working out.
>>768119181
get a new wife
>>768119343
stop bingewatching gore-threads and get some social contacts
>>768119502
Have car and job. Was expecting a business plan or investment in something. I don't want to work for someone the rest of my life so I got to figure out how to accumulate wealth.
>>768119174
Not Jesus but are you really unattractive? Or just poorly groomed?
>>768119647
Do you have any idea of what kind of business you'd want to run?
>>768118450
https://youtu.be/MNS5WOD2fBU
>>768119632
change my surroundings. actually thats not a bad idea. thanks advice man op
>>768119605
Yeah I know money doesn't matter to everyone but I want to take care of shit when I'm older. I don't want my girl to stress over money or my future kids to have a shitty trailer life like i did.
>>768119673
both i tried a maintenance week where i went all out on grooming. i somehow ended up looking even uglier.
>>768118848
This bait, nigger?
Also Fuck you
I have warrants, just got back to my home state, only been able to couch surf st a couple friends houses couple nights a week,whatever so far can't find fucking work because of said warrants, if i can't find anything in the next week or two I'm just going to turn myself in. By the timei get out, ill at least be able to find some work without that over my head. I don't know what to do
>>768118450
I really need to take a piss but i can't be arsed going to the toilet what do?
>>768119694
Not a clue. I want it to be something i can be proud of and i want it to be honest. The business world is filled with grey areas though.
>>768119344
Don't ever obsess over one girl. Girls want a guy who has many options and a lot going on in his life. Work on your social media and social life and interactions or 'chances' like this will happen to you every week and it wont be such a big deal if you fuck up.
>>768119778
Post pics I'll try to help. I do this all the time for my /b/uds
>>768119812
No its not bait. I just have high expectations of myself and I feel like I suck. I get that people have it worse though. Stay out of trouble bro.
I'm struggling with imposter syndrome. I'm an engineering student yet I feel like I don't deserve the title of 'Engineer' . What do?
>>768119823
I know what you mean. I recently started a business with my dad and I don't want it to be one of those shady companies.
Honestly you might just want to find a profession and move up in it until you can break off on your own. I'm in the medical field now and I always thought I'd be a lawyer.
>>768118450
Real talk: what the fuck should i do about a few of my ex's who are straight up stalking and harassing me online? the fuckers even have a shitty tumblr and like to spread false shit about me mixed in with some truthfull shit, which seems like alot of people tend to do, and im absolutely sick of it, i legit just wanna live my life in peace but every day i see someone come out of nowhere and start fucking with me in some way or another. tried to apologize and everything even though half of the shit they said aint even true, i really just wanna live in peace at this point my dude.
>>768119837
Oh I'm not obsessed. Just realized she lives near me and wondering if I should give it another shot or if that one situation has blocked me off
>>768119940
Didn't go to school. So I can't do that.
>>768118450
I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, how do I rid myself of this shameful guilt?
>>768119983
Neither did I. Started out as a part time assistant at an MRI center and moved my way up from there. It's not as hard to do as people make it seem. 9/10 coworkers won't go the extra mile to do stuff, so if you do it chances are your boss will notice and you can be bumped up.
>>768118450
>this is a glitchy, or what?
I went to work as a Seafood Processor on a ship after working at Walmart and basically being a lazy scrub. Loved ship work and the people. Since then, I've worked shitty job and always leave them because I get bored and there's no challenge. Idk what to do. I know I can work hard but these jobs are just so lame. Any pointers? Would love to work on a ship again, but it's not like the first time I went.
I'm feeling kind of depressed, yesterday I was drinking with some friends, long story short, I was going to stay at one of the girl's place, but she comes and says: "Sorry Anon, you can't stay", then she says she will accompany me to one of our mutual friend's house but midway she takes a taxi and leaves repeating how sorry she was, what a bitch. I woke up about an hour ago, and to get into my building I woke someone up to come and let me in because my key FUCKING BROKE. And how was your day anon? Memes and encouraging words will be greatly appreciated, btw I'm a bit drunk even now, I won't drink again in at least three months I swear. Pic not related.
>>768119923
you deserve the title, if youre not complete shit at what you do and put in the time to achieve that title. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>768119972
always give it a shot my man, if youre on your death bed youre not gonna regret the things you did but most likely the things you didnt do.
>>768119965
tell him or her that you have recorded all the harrasing and are one step away from going to the police if he or she continues this. That should be enough and otherwise actually do it.
>>768118450
I like these threads, usually they are insightful.
OP, and whoever else wants to give me their 2 cents, what is a good example of a "manly code of honor", your best life advice for young men, etc.?
I'm 25, by the way.
Have a decent paying corporate job that pays bills and then some, works easy enough but some days can get overwhelming. I'm getting to a point every day that I just don't want to work anymore for the day or possibly even here. Hell, I'm on 4chan. Would love to do something different but my lazy ass won't put up the time to learn how to do things I've always wanted and I still have to pay bills. I don't think I'm depressed, just worn out.
>>768118886
Niiga, I am 24 with no job and less than $150 in my bank account. Next month I have to pay rent and utilities and I have no goddamn idea how to do it.
>>768119742
I know right, but, even if i don"t plan to have kids, i'd like to make more, but it just not that easy for me. That"s even if i am well educated !
>>768118450
How do I gain self respect and compassion and control over my ego
(Seriously)
>>768120169
pray to OP and he will forgive, but not forget
>>768120274
read back what you just wrote, I think you know what to do anon. Otherwise you can always just stop and think what you would do if money wasnt an issue and pursue that direction in your spare hours.
>>768120467
sounds like the mood was too serious and there was a lot of pressure involved for everyone. Try having more fun and being more lighthearted, when bad shit happens just shred it off. Maybe read 'the power of now' if you really dont know where to start with changing your reaction to external influances, if its not for you thats okay too.
>>768121079
Work out, look at yourself at the mirror everyday and do stuff you genuinely like to do.
>>768120832
Bros before hoes !
>>768120169
Absolutely degenerate.
>>768121095
Thanks anon, I appreciate your words, it's great that you make this kind of threads. I will read it, tho most of the time I don't give a fuck about stuff that happens, some things and situations just get the best of me however.
>>768120832
Don't be a coward is mine.
>>768118759
I'm going to add blasphemy to my habitual masterbation to spice it up.
>>768118450
I almost thought niggers were people yesterday, what do I do?
>>768121079
read ego is the enemy by Ryan Holiday, cheers!
>>768121632
thanks anon, wish you the best
I moved from Europe to the USA and made friends with an American girl. She kept quiet about her long term European bf who she met while working over there a couple years ago.
We go closer and closer, and she told me about the bf but made it appear casual. Eventually we started fucking. She told me she's really into me. I found out that actually this bf is really into her and they've been in love for a while. Although she claims she doesn't really feel it anymore. She's started praising me and kissing my ass a lot and telling me how much she likes me.
I've now asked her to leave her bf for me but she's saying she needs time to think about it. I told her if she doesn't do it soon then I'll walk away from her and never speak to her again. She started crying and then we fucked.
What do?
>>768119343
You're probably not. Sociopaths thrive in hierarchical societies though so you're ahead of the game, everyone else has to work on dehumanizing those that they're manipulating.
i'm always known for being the attractive guy in the group and i'm also pretty smart(medecine). talking to girls that i don't find attractive is natural and easy but when i'm attracted i just freeze up and become an autist.. What do
>>768121706
>>768121817
Thanks for your input guys. Any book recommendations? My favorite so far is The Count of Monte Cristo and I wanna read Atlas Shrugged, another mamoth of a book.
>>768121095
Thing is, I came across that job after a friend convinced me to travel around with him. Sold a bunch of stuff and travelled to Portland then found the job in Seattle. I'm not sure of the risk of doing it again. But damn, I loved the work.
>>768118450
33 years old. Spent 15 years smoking pot & doing drugs. Have quit them all. But now i have no friends & I'm not good at anything but finding & consuming drugs. Every girl I've been with has left me after a couple of years. Want a wife. Want kids. Work two jobs. Don't make much money.
Wat do Jesus?
>>768121883
ask this question again to a black person
>>768122040
if you casually wanna fuck her just keep doing what youre doing now without being so romantic about it to her. (So your intentions of not wanting a relationship is clear)
if you want a relationship with her I gotta warn you anon once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater, no exceptions. She will do the same to you as to her former boyfriend. Talk with more girls and give yourself some more options.
>>768122474
The only blacks I know would laugh at that and not be helpful... Typical niggers
>>768122198
> medecine
>>768122200
Currently reading levels of energy by Frederik E. Dodson.This book pretty much explains human behavior from the worst (war, crime, murder) to the highest (pure presence). It’s one of the most profoundly mind-blowing books I’ve ever read on personal development. Yes, it gets “woo” quite a lot, Dodson talks about demons and what not, but you gotta see beyond the “guru talk” here.
>>768122405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J6jAC6XxAI
5:52
try this.
>>768122446
write down what you want to do with your life from this point on and write down how you could possibly achieve it. After that put in the work. Also if you come in contact with people, be more engaged with them. If you show genuine interest they will most likely become your friend within no-time if you got just a little bit going for yourself and are not a stuck up motherfucker ( if you are, then strave not to be one)
>>768122198
befriend more girls, seriously this will do wonders in your overall contact with women. Not only does it add attractiveness to have female friends but you just learn a lot about interaction with women in general by having at least some female friends.
>>768122626
kek
>>768123229
Trouble is Jesus, there's nothing I want to do with my life except get married & have kids. I wanna travel with my fiance before we tie the knot. Explore new places. But that's it. I have no ambitions... Wat do?
>>768123813
you want to get married and have kids to complete the hole that is in your life. But it wont happen unless you fill it before you even think about getting a wife and children. Only you know what would really fill that hole (no pun intended) and otherwise give yourself some space to think about it instead of declaring you have no ambitions etc.
>>768122890
I watched it. It put things more into perspective. I thinl I've actually been putting myself into a self sabotaging situation, to force myself to go back.
