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Why don't you own a gun?
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>>768118135
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I dont have money
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not legal where i live.
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>>768118135
I live in India shit regulations and non homogeneous population so
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>>768118135
I am a follower of Jesus
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>>768118220
https://youtu.be/MNS5WOD2fBU
I'm pretty good with bjj
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I don’t own A gun.
I own many, to necessitate an entire rack.
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>>768118359
Must come in handy a lot. Like my books in my bookcase
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I can kill somebody with a single punch
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>>768118135
Because i dont need any.
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fail a mental health test and you can't own one. Need to be in a club or have a place to shoot.
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I did at one time. I owned many. That was until the terrible day of my tragic boating accident. Lost every single one of them.
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Imma felon
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>>768118432
Never go boating with all your guns. First rule of gunning
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>>768118359
Nice


>>768118402
No way nigga
>>768118432
Oh I am so sorry!
>>768118412
Why?
>>768118413
?
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I have a bunch! Both rifles and handguns Ohh and 3 ARs because fuck you!
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>>768118388
Yes. I keep them next To my Lamborghini.. in my garage at my house in the Hollywood hills.
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>>768118359
Underrated.
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>>768118505
Hah!
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I did at one time. I owned many. That was until the terrible day of my tragic train accident. Lost every single one of them.
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I own a handful. Favorite being the m92 pap “pistol”
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>>768118540
I’ve been waiting for someone to catch the reference
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>>768118135
I own several. Thanks for asking. 1 for home defense. The others are for fun.
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>>768118499
Which state?
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>>768118576
you must have big hands, or small guns
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>>768118432
why the fuck would you have all your guns on a boat?
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My fav is my H&K USP 45C
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They are expensive, hard to get to, and I dont need one cause I dont live in America
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>>768118610
"Fun"
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>>768118612
Airzona
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>>768118654
I have a C & H pure cane sugar glockenspiel
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>>768118718
Rub 2 of them together and see if you can make a wish
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>>768118339
Bahahhahaha
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>>768118753
I all ready used up my wish hoping to find a log thread on /b/and there it was!
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>>768118294
How were the shit streets today? Crowded like usual?
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>>768118704
Nice
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My wife's boyfriend won't let me keep one in his house
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>>768118837
Excuse me? Shitting the street is for browns and blacks, MY feet are white
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Pic related,
Ruger 556 magpul picked one up for 450. Needed a few missing pins but shoots good!
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>>768118359
If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset
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>>768118359
>Not wanting to date the crazy chick who buys you things to put your guns on

That part pissed me off
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>>768118621
11 in total but that’s really not that many.
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>>768118135
Because im not a hick
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>>768118571
Did they take them because you were operating while intoxicated? Or did you have them all on the boat? I'm curious
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>>768118810
It's incredible, edible wood. It's log!
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>>768119003
MA the meatloaf...... Fuck!
Basement dweller huh...?
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>>768118864
This you?
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>>768118988
I mean to be fair they broke up 2 months ago
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>>768119042
Shit replied to wrong post
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R8 my collection
>FAL w/ jew grip
>20" AR-15 w/ACOG build
>14.7" AR-15 w/EOTech build
>Romanian AK-47 build
>AMD-65 build
>Remshit (before they were bad) 700 in .308
>Nugget
>AR-7
>20/22 Takedown
>Kel Tec Sub2k
>1970's Nickel Satin Colt 1911
>Beretta 96
>Glock 23
>Glock 22
>Tokarev
>Makarov
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>>768118135
because im not a pussy
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>>768119348
>Dumping the hot crazy gun loving white chick for a half slope half nigger who sounds like she's has three or four extra chromosomes
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Too poor. My parents had a lot when i was a baby (all illegally attained guns) but my mom got rid of them all when she tried to execute my dad with an AK and it jammed. It's also why she's religious because she says there was no reason for a jam and her not killing him let her raise us :)
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>>768118988
Well Hitler she has nice legs but no self-esteem.
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>>768119500
Those kind let you put it in their ass
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I don't hunt so I don't really need one. If I ever decided to take up hunting, I would buy one.
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>>768119451
This. Guns are fine but if you "need" them for "home defense", you are a total pussy. Learn how to eat a punch and work on your hand to hand skills.
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>>768119452
Not getting the joke
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>>768119452
Nah bruh Tina Carerra was hot as fuck back then
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ITT: Eurofags mad because their government took their guns and flooded their country with muslims.
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>>768119592
>owning guns for hunting
>>768119637
>owning guns for self defense
fudds detected
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>>768118339
You're 7 foot tall nigger u don't ever need a gun
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>>768118135
Because I live in Europe...
Oh! Wait! Despite this fact, I already have several of them ;3
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>>768119914
Is that a shittury arms?
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>>768118135
as a convict. im not allowed to own a firearm.
But i do have many arrows and a good 80lb compound bow
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>>768120006
>shittury
???

I'm sorry, I do not speak the language of your tribe
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>>768118135
Convicted felon, with a violent assault on my record. I'm not legally allowed to own a gun.
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>>768120170
Fuck what did you do?
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>>768118622
YARRR!!!! Why wouldn't ye?
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>>768120094
He's asking if you, a European, own a gun from a US gun importer that only exists to deal with US weapon importation laws.
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>>768118622
He doesn't take all of his firearms for trips on boat...
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>>768119637
That's all well and good, but statistically most home invaders come into your home armed in one form or another. Owning a home defense weapon is simply prudent.
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>>768118135
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>>768120661
statistics also show that if you own a weapon, the people most likely to be hurt by them are the owner, or other people living in the household. they are very rarely used in actual home defense. they are more dangerous than they are worth.
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>>768120511
Do you mean CENTURY ARMS?
Do you suffer from the conviction that all firearms on market are produced only in US and A?

It is a Bulgarian BSR74 semi auto licensed production of AK74
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>>768120371
Ironically, I put a guy who broke into my home in a coma. At the time New York didn't a have a stand your ground law. According to the prosecutor I should have called 911, and waited for the cops. I DID call 911. The cops took 22 minutes to respond. But because I fought back, and in the fight HE fell and fractured HIS skull against MY coffee table. I spent three and a half years in prison.
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>>768120851
>74

>Meme cartridge that tried to mimic the 5.56 before the soviets realized that .30 is the Lord's caliber
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>>768120851
No, I don't mean that, because I didn't post that and I'm not retarded. The other poster that originally replied to you with "shittury" did though.
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>>768120905
That’s why you live in a place that allows you to defend your life. And if you have to shoot. You shoot to stop the threat.
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>>768120905
You should have nutted up and finished the job
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>>768120776
Those statistics are skewed in 2 ways. 1: suicide, and attempted suicides by gun owners. 2: homes with illegal guns (typically niggers and white trash) where they're viewed as toys or status symbols. take out those factors, and your numbers plummet like a shit from heaven.
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>>768118135
Copypaste faggot
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>>768119914
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>>768120570

shooped
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>>768121175
>yfw US counts suicides are homicides and most other countries don't track it the same as US
>yfw suicide accounts for 60% of gun deaths in US
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>>768121006
Did your parents realize that incest without protection is wrong?
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>>768121074
I do now. But, I still have the felony conviction on my record. I will never be allowed to own a gun. But now I keep blades. All perfectly legal, and I live in a stand your ground state. Someone comes into my home uninvited, they're leaving in fucking pieces.

>>768121162
Why? So I could have spent MORE time in prison? If he had died they were going to charge me with 1st degree manslaughter. I'd have done 15yrs. You realize how retarded you are right?
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my gf and all my guns got kill in a volcano explosion
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>>768120905
Jesus fucking christ guess I am happy in my street shitter place as you americans call it also move out to other states avoid commie fornia shit york
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>>768121518
gun is kill
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>>768121405
So... You're agreeing with me? If so, I don't think you understand how arguments work.
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>>768121460
Lol

No one uses 5.45 anymore
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>>768121555
No!
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>>768119914
holy faggot
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>>768119914
Isn't it hard to aim that thing when you have a cock jammed down your throat?
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>>768121624
is ded in fire
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>>768121535
I did. I moved AWAY from New York as soon as my parole ended.
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>>768121561
I'm just another poster corroborating your post.The other anon's made up stat is completely false. Per the CDC

“Almost all national survey estimates indicate that defensive gun uses by victims are at least as common as offensive uses by criminals, with estimates of annual uses ranging from about 500,000 to more than 3 million…”
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>>768121826
fuck that place full of niggers good for you
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>>768121826

bitch u skared
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>>768121839
Ok. I thought you were the retard trying to shill for the gun grabbers, and your brain broke for a minute.
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>>768121719
Yup, therefore, instinctive shooting is a thing.
I'd prefer ass ramming while shooting ;3
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>>768118135
what is the point, apart from making you feel like a man for a change
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>>768121906
Of you? Not in the slightest. Of the leftist totalitarians trying to drown NY in a police state mentality? Absolutely.
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Im In UK, 5 years in prison for having gun.
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>>768122080

bitch ass talk
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>>768121949
proof sucking dick makes you stupid: The post.
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Who says I don't faggot?
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>>768118135
That's okay my dick is just fine.
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That pic isn't yours... It was used on a different site.
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>>768121947
Nah, if we correct for our fucked up reporting system and stop counting suicide, gun violence would be on par with Finland, I believe (I haven't done the calculations recently). I haven't done the black on black correction yet, it would be interesting to see where we rank after that.
It's a non-issue that lefty politicians stir up because they want an authoritarian country and they also want to cash in on inflated gun stocks from panic buyers.
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>>768122184
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>>768122184
fucking americans fuck you
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>>768122184
pics or gtfo
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>>768122307
I agree. I actually owned a rifle for hunting before I went to prison. I miss venison...
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>>768122184
>>768122184
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>>768118135
>Why don't you own a gun?
I don't ;)
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It's almost impossible to get a gun legally in Romania,but is super easy to get it from a gypsy,but I don't want to be in jail
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>>768122457
>Get a sentence, do your time
>Haha just kidding, that's not good enough
Unappealable felonies that take away rights permanently from first time offenses are retarded.
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>>768122647
Pretty much.
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>>768122540

what?

talkin shit?
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>>768118135
Because in my country I don't need a gun to protect me. There are no guns.
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>>768123708
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>>768118135
In France there are only targets, and a target does not need a weapon ....
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>>768123708
But guns don’t kill people.
Otherwise Swiss would be extinct.
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People who do not want armed citizens:
politicians
thieves
rapists
terrorists
Your government
dictators
and all wankers unable to protect their families
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>>768122184
Not that anon, but I am an American.
Gaze on my Russian milsurp and be jelly
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>>768124526
Classy and classic, good stuff
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I don't hunt and I'm not part of some gun sport team, otherwise I would have one. It's pretty much impossible here to get a gun for reasons outside the ones that I mentioned, besides I would get imprisoned for using a gun in self defense. I would pretty much get jailed for defending myself at all, my country expects me to run away or die.
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>>768124736
Which country?
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>>768124943
Germany
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>>768125150
RIP get a knife or pepper spray or something
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>>768118135
Because I don't live in a shithole and I'm not a simpleton that gets stimulated from setting off a tiny explosion propelling a piece of metal from a tube.
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CIA bread.

71 of the 72 that "endorsed" Gina Haspel never existed. The one that did wrote it under a fake name.

>ITT we bust out 4chan for being a CIA psy-op.

>also if trips you get tapped.
https://www.thecipherbrief.com/article/exclusive/international/exclusive-72-former-cia-officers-endorse-haspel-cia-director

Bonus intel from 80 years ago.
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/document-type/crest
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>>768125243
which heavenly country you live in?
>>768123815
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>>768118135
because I have a good sized penis
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Guns are for people who are afraid.

I'm not.
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>>768118135
Nice try Department of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms
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I’m gay
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>>768125242
I own a knife, but depending on what the a criminal uses to attack me, I can't use a knife. It always has to be less dangerous than the attackers weapon, otherwise the court would think that I purposefully attacked my attacker and not out of self-defense, and that means prison time.
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>>768125441
I’ll get you anon. And you’re dog too
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>>768118135
The same reason I don't own a boat, an anti-blast suit, or an albatross. I don't need one.
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>>768125585
Jesus man that is messed up a pisslamist's life valued more sad.
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>>768125585
What sort of deep-fried fiddle-fuck justice system is that?
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>>768125794
All of the EU seems to be going that route, make it impossible for the victim to defend themselves and put them in prison if they do. Don't even get me started with the Muslims, they're going to overthrow my city within a couple of years. Thank God that they mistake me for a Arab, otherwise I would have had my head bashed in by now.
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>>768125327
>>768125753
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>>768126177
Y’all are being soft conquered and it’s sad as fuck to see the governments allow it.
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>>768118135
They cost a lot, and I've always gotten by just looking like the kind of white asshole who has a gun in his pocket.
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>>768126177
You southern european?
Nonetheless get something for defense it's better to be serving alive than dead
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>>768126751
They're too scared to do anything about it, they don't want to start a eventual civil war in the affected countries. The only thing they can do keep people from wanting to go to Germany or any EU country is to take away the government funded insurance and benefits, but that won't stop the criminals though and a lot of people would get angry not just the Muslims.
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>>768118135

Because I’m not a coward.
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>>768127217
didnt know opening your asshole wide makes you brave
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>>768118135
Boating accident.
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>>768127173
I really don’t get it. Like I know it’s sad, and I’m sure there are people who legit want to get out of some shithole country and assimilate to wherever they move, but really... if they don’t want to do that, they can stay firmly planted in said shithole. I can’t stand people that move somehwere to get away from something then just want to change wherever they move to, into the same shithole.
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>>768118135
Because I own 7
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>>768127673
Yeah it's messed up, they never should have said that they would hand out benefits, it's only been attracting leeches. If anything if the EU wants to help those kind of people, they should send them help instead of sending them over to us, makes more sense, is cheaper and those that need help will still get help.
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because im a poor fag
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I don't own it because here in the uk, you can only get a gun if you have a job as a gamekeeper
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>>768118135
I would almost certainly off myself in a state of manic depression. I think it's fine for people to own them. I just don't trust myself with one being as bi-polar as I am.
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>>768128495
Save up some money and get what you need for the gun, there are even some good cheap guns, hell if you can find a good one you can even get a used gun.
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>>768128495
>>768128770
This.
Police trade in, reworked, glocks can be had for a good price
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>>768128395
God speed euro bro. Hopefully the rest of your population figures it out and pushes back before it’s too late
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>>768128931
god speed
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>>768122647
This.
You're sentenced to x amount of time in prison, x amount of time probation afterwards and after you've "repaid" your debt to society you're now fucked for life.
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>>768118135
i dont have a micropenis and i would most likly never use it to defent my sellf
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>>768129599
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>>768130031
Fuck niggers like them avoid them with passion speak only when needed to them
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>>768129561
I don’t see why you can’t have rights restored on a case by case basis
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>>768130627
More work for judges more overload on the justice system instead get rid of the rule completely
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hey check out my rifles
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>>768130718
I mean not entirely. Don’t you have a finally court date after parole and all that? Just have it be part of it.
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>>768130775
>pretty much the same rifles
>the left thinks that the bottom one is more dangerous
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>>768131953
>entirely different calibers
>pretty much the same
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>>768131856
true
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I own, operate, and maintain several high quality firearms
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>>768132134
Its obviously a bit of a stretch but if you show liberals a bolt action reflect and an ar, both of the same caliber. They will say the “hunting” rifle is fine but the at is evil
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>>768131953
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>>768132265
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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>>768132479
Again. As I said here >>768132455 (with ridiculous errors due to being on mobile with fat thumbs.
Show a lib a bolt action rifle, and an ar of the same caliber. They think that the bolt action rifle is somehow ok. But the ar is scary and needs to be banned.
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