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what's the most cruel thing you've ever done to opposite sex?
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I didn't hold the door open for a woman... on purpose.
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>be me, middle school
>Someone starts a rumor that I have a crush on bitchy girl, Lana, in my homeroom
>I didn't. She was hot but was just the fucking worst personality-wise
>She finds out
>"Ew that dork? I would never!"
>I didn't even like her but that's cold
>Get teased for a few weeks about it
>Finally had enough
>Point out that her name spelled backwards is "anal"
>That takes the heat off me and now everyone is calling her anal
>She moved to another school after 8th grade but we called her anal for the rest of middle school
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Painal
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>>768107863
Savage
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I was asleep and raped my girlfriend once.
I am now dealing with the consequences. I hope she doesn't' leave me for it
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I married her.
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posted her number and ad on locanto saying call me for good time.she got over 200 calls
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Probably the most cruel thing most men have done in their life. Just by being born ripping apart my mother's vagina and then being a parasite they have to take care of for 18 years. Can you really do something more horrifying than that?
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>be me, 20
>about to dump gf
>decided that I wanted a quicky first
>fucked her
>tell her that I dont wanna be with her anymore
>she breaks down and tells me she will change and do whatever I want
>tell her to suck my cock while I think about it
>she sucks my cock while crying
>cum in her mouth, hates it but she swallows anyway
>Dump her afterwards
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>>768107523
Forced a girl to get naked, take a shit, smear it on her face and film it
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I matched with a girl from high school on tinder and she messaged me "you glowed up" with the wink emoji. I replied "you didn't" and never talked to her again
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>>768107523
Fucked a girls best friend, used that fact to fuck her. Then fucked her sister.
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>>768107523
this was so hot, has she made more?
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>>768107523
ITT: /b/tards larping that they have had a relationship with a 3d female.
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>>768107523
I ate all the choklad bars she had saved for the weekend, she yelled at me for 2 hours straight.

Now i learned do not mess with with her when she has pms.
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CAN WE HAVE PICTURES POSED PLEASE
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>>768107523

one time, at band camp, i put a tuba in a girls bed, and she cried all night as a result

actually it wasn't exactly a tuba, it was a dead lizard with maggots on it, but same thing
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>>768108545
and everybody clapped
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>>768108628
Why and how?
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orgasm
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organism
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>>768108232
It's not rape if she's you're gf though?
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>>768108628
lol is it you pyro

heres what i did, 1/2
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Sent my exes nudes (without face) to her brother on facebook using a fake profile.

I got him to tell me what he was doing to the pics then sent screenshots to my ex.
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>>768109330
2/2

cbb to write the rest but you can imagine
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>>768109330
>>768109381
Srsly, you think anyone is gonna believe that shit you fucking moron
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>>768109491
the hard shit for me to believe was the brother part, i'd believe the rest
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https://temporarily.exposed/image/d22fc602-c80
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>>768109491
Yea man, what a fucking joke lol.
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>>768109491
>It was so easy to get nudes and live shows and everything
There is where i know everything is bullshit
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>>768108545
The world needs more copies of you
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>>768109491
i would lie to anyone but you bro

>>768109596
well believe it, it was a fat latin chick and
her little bro, both too young to be doing all that. we made another girl do alot of stuff with her little sis too, that was the hottest one, its still stuck in my head.

i stopped for a while and now kik is no good for nudes anymore so idk where to start, but id do it again. i still have some girls videos. if anyone is getting nudes let me know and we will make things happen
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>>768108322
You sick, demented bastard!
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>>768108545
she probably faps, in a depraved & submissive fashion, over it to this day~
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>>768109783
>>768109878
hmu on kik at david4oxo and ill show u
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>be like 16
>fucking girlfriend in her friends room
>rubber breaks
>she says she will blow me or I can put it in her butt
>we’ve never done anal so why not
>no lube
>reach for her friends tub of Victoria’s secret lotion
>slather it on muh cock
>push into her ass from behind and commence plowing
>have no idea you shouldn’t just plow away but I keep hammering away
>after about 15 seconds she asks if I’m close cause it hurts
>say nah, fuck it we can stop
>she ends up extra butthurt (literately) for like the next week.

Honestly didn’t feel bad.

Then the crazy bitch try’s to play pregnant cause the rubber broke mid fuck. Lol. Ends up having a “miscarriage”
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>>768110497
>Then the crazy bitch try’s to play pregnant cause the rubber broke mid fuck. Lol. Ends up having a “miscarriage”

This shit has happened to me and all my friends at least once. Why are all bitches so crazy?
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>>768108232
I was asleep and raped my girlfriend once
This statement is invalid
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>>768110937
Dunno man. Every one of em. To be fair i kind of fucked with her head by saying we really weren’t a couple after like 10 months of pretty much being a couple. Lol honestly she was probably my favorite ex. If not for that fake Oregon a and her ridiculous want to be a mother, I probably would have stayed with her. Crazy good sex and we had a lot of good times. I really do miss her but such is life.
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>>768111302
Fucking auto correct Jesus Christ.

*if not for the fake pregnant shit and...
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>>768111302
such is life old friend
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>>768107523
First marriage then divorce.
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>>768111419
Too true
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Got her drunk, posted her pics on a craigslist ad, took her to the hotel, tied her to a chair (we liked bondage)

Watched her reaction as a stranger entered the room and dropped his pants

Watched her face and Listened to her as he proceeded to fuck her

Wiped her tears after while she sucked me
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>>768111677
cuck
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Ruined a girl's pussy for all but the biggest dicks. Or fists.
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left girlfriend for another girl while she was 8 months pregnant, even gave her details such as my dick barely fitting in her

I have no excuse, I know it was fucked
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>>768112154
You must have been with my wife before me...
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>>768112250
Is she loose? Pics
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>>768112304
She is. A lot of experience. A few large bbc she’s told me about
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>>768112232
lmfao wat the details kek
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>>768112449
piiiiics
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>>768112449
Post em
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>>768112154
Implying that’s how it works.
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>>768112710
When she can take a fist without warmup, and can't feel when my dick is inside her, that is how it works. She stretches daily
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i told my brothers girlfriend that she is a bad driver, it was meant to be an ironic joke because she's better than me becaus she literally hasnt killed anyone in a car crash unlike me but i dont think she got it
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>>768112851
Wtf? You like it like that. She your little loose whore my man?
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>>768112851
she stretched daily? details?
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>>768112986
stretches*
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>>768112851

check if my keys are in there cus i cant find my fucking keys again
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>>768111666
nice double satan trips
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My bi ex wanted some dick. I knew she had a date with her new girlfriend later so I cream pied her on purpose so she would get busted by her new gf.
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>>768107523

Broke their hearts...
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>>768113217
murderer
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>>768112922
Yes. She likes it too

>>768112986
Yeah, she leaves the toy pictured in for 30 mins - 1 hour per day
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I almost fisted my ex to death, once.
Fisted her into the emergency room and ICU, anyways.
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Got my Wife blackout drunk and add raped her hard as fuck a handful of times.
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>>768113263
Ass*

Kek
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Exposed her to a stranger online is enough?
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>>768113255
what does she do while it's in there? she mobile or no?
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>>768112232
Maybe your autism could be an excuse?
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>>768107523
when i was in highschool (16) a girl a year below me came and asked me out, i told her to fuck off, in front of half my class, she ran off crying
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>>768112851
More, love skinny girls with huge pussys
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>>768110165
Lole get a load of this delusional nigga
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>>768113539
Usually leaves it in for an episode of a TV show while sitting on the couch. She can move around if she puts pants on over the toy
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>>768110274
Incel detected
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>>768108427
Maybe your whore of a mother should have kept her legs closed if she didn't want to get her cunt ripped to pieces or take care of a "parasite" for 18 years
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my future wife was telling me about her issues with her bf and do you know what i said?
"I DON'T CARE"
really loud, in front of her cat also
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>>768113016
Great
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Nailed a way younger than me woman who was looking for a husband to take care of her and her kid. Told her I loved her and wanted to have kids with her. She winds up pregnant and wants to marry me. When I gave her a copy of the lab report saying I could have kids as I had a vasectomy 20 years ago she came unglued. Stupid bitch
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>>768114485
Couldn't have kids.
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>>768107523
fuck her for her first time in public. blood everywhere, still my girlfriend because women are like that
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>>768114092
Underrated post
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I was the other man for an older, married woman.

She got pregnant twice during the time I saw her. Both times she wanted to use it as an excuse to leave a loveless marriage. Both times I emotionally blackmailed her into getting an abortion. Both times she paid for it using her husband's money. I ended the relationship and left the apartment she kept for us a week after the second abortion.

I do not feel like a good person for this. The pussy was good though.
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Friend zoned someone for 7 years
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>>768112851
she should do yoga, makes pussies titghter
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was fucking this hella cute girl for a few weeks and one day when fucking i was going so fast my dick came out her pussy and went straight into her ass and she screamed. i felt hella bad
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>>768112851
>>768116671
or horseriding
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>>768112851
Jeez I can’t find my suburban in the the parking lot could you check to see if I pulled it in there by accident?
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>>768112851
stop doing that for 6 months and I guarantee it'll go back. Baby's come out of that.
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>>768107523
That's a really tough call. I've done some absolutely wretched shit to chicks in my life. But ok, here are the top three I can think of off the top of my head.

1: When I was 17, I befriended a girl from the special ed classes in high school. And wound up with her pulling a train with me and four of my buddies at a party.
2: When I was 19, I was working as a maintenance man at a hospice center. Made friends with a chick in her 30's with terminal Hodgkin's Disease. Talked her into blowing me. She died 6 weeks later.
3: Roofied my cousin when I was 22. Fucked her like 3 times that night. I dressed her up before I went to bed. In the morning I acted all upset that she "passed out" on my couch. She was actually sad about it, and apologized. Few weeks later she turned up pregnant. I'm almost 100% sure the kid is mine. But she still has her loser xbf paying child support for it.
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>>768117352
Degenerate
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>>768108232
>I was asleep
You sleep raped someone? Is that a real thing?
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>>768117558
You spelled legend wrong
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>>768117352
The last one is to far.
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Meh..
1 & 2 don't really count as bad things.
You gave those girls both a mental and sexual connection that you wouldn't have gotten otherwise.

3 is pretty much a victim-less crime.
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>>768107523
>what's the most cruel thing you've ever done to opposite sex?
turn a bitch in to the cops for stealing from me.
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>>768110200
Yeah. I essentially stole 12 years of her life.
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>>768117558
What can I say? The 90's were a weird time to be alive.

>>768117703
Meh? I knew a guy who pimped out his 10yr old to support his crack habit. Knowing he did that, I don't feel legendary.

>>768117801
How so? He's the one who raw dogged her enough to make him believe the kid is his. All I did was provide the inevitable conclusion to his reckless actions.
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>>768113260
Bitch better have learned her lesson and make the dinner on time in future!
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>>768118139
>I knew a guy who pimped out his 10yr old to support his crack habit
Please tell me this isn't on your list of terrible shit.
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>>768118197
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>>768107523
Emotionlessly fucked her knowing she’s fully obsessed with me and will never be able to ditch her attachment to me.
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>>768118139
>Meh? I knew a guy who pimped out his 10yr old to support his crack habit.

Phone#?
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>>768116777
No, that stretches them to the max
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>>768118320
It depends on who is riding who
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>>768118292
Lol this was almost 20 years ago. He's dead, and the last time I heard, she's in and out of the fucking nut house. No I never took her for a spin. As low as my moral standards are, THAT was way too fucked up for me.
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>>768112650
genital warts
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>>768117227
We want childbirth to be as quick and painless as possible. Episiotomies scare her lol
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Fought a lot with my first serious gf in hs..
Spit in her face once for kissing someone while we were broken up for a couple days.
Left a huge bruise on her cause I bit her arm real hard when I wanted to pummel her face, in a different fight.
She came at me with a piece of wood with a nail sticking out of during one of our rights so I pushed her into the kitchen counter leaving a huge bruise.
We degraded each other a lot but best fucking sex I've had. Could ride a dick like no other. Oh yeah, I have a huge scar on my leg cause I slit myself open in front of her.

Next gf I found messages of her talking to her ex, felt like she was gonna go back to him. We started arguing about it and I ended up pushing her to the ground. Immediately felt like shit..Chased after her into the girls bathroom and tried to not let her out until we made up but the fucking principles come in..say cops are coming or something.. I tell her I'm gonna kill myself and leave school to go cut my wrists. Probably slightly traumatized that one..
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>>768108427
Think of a normal white middle class family that eats dinner together in a comfy house and maybe even has a dog. In that scenario the parents would never think of their kids as parasites despite paying countless cash for shit like hockey practice and expensive clothes

Because they ain’t niggaz
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>>768108232
You sleep walked raped her? What in the blue hell.
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>>768118406
>No I never took her for a spin
Thank you anon. At least you're not quite THAT fucked up.
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>>768107523
https://youtu.be/MNS5WOD2fBU
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>>768107863
Fucking kek
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>>768108628
Webm or gtfo
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>>768118408
Whatever you say, doctor Anon
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>>768118513
Ah, forgot that my next gf was first gfs best friend. She was a lil pissed about that.
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>>768118722
>Whatever you say, doctor Anon
you can see them , dude.
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>>768111677
Fake and retarded
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>>768107523
dumped a sort of friends with benefits girl on her birthday, leaving her in a crying drunken stupor.
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Not too bad, but I got to know one of my mom's friend's daughters over a summer. Found out she had a boyfriend but I just pursued to see what would happen. She ended up breaking up with that dude. Dude was pretty mad but never heard of him again. I lived in another city though and told her I can visit often and whatever. Then a couple weeks later hook up with a chick in my city and basically ghost her (cause kind of hard to explain that I homewrecked her and then found someone else).
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Tobasco on my fingers and dumped her
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Saw my best friend's girlfriend stepping out on him in another town while I was visiting relatives. Take oodles of pictures, stalker type pictures with longing looks and kissing. Send one to girl when I got back home, come on over and we'll discuss. She looks like a deer in the headlights. Wwwwhat ddddo yyyyyyou want, she's always hated me. I'm glowing, this is going to be epic. I want you naked and sucking my cock like you want me to feed you with it, after I fuck your pussy. She said no, I said fine, I'll just be showing these to anon. She put up a good fight, managed to grab every pic I had with me. Of course, I told her the ones my friend were going to get were with someone else, and they were waiting for my call. When I said this she looked so defeated and started taking her clothes off. I giggled and said you should just break up with him, I'm going to fuck you till you can't stand men anymore. She layed down on my bed and closed her eyes, and I let her boyfriend into the room. He tied a scarf over her eyes and didn't say a word, just fucked her like he wanted to kill her with his dick. Surprisingly, she couldn't get enough, at one point she screamed out my name yelling harder, harder. The look on her face when he tore off the scarf and she opened her eyes. They actually stayed together and got married. Kinda wish I hadn't told him about it and hatched the plan with him, she was smokin. I could have done with a good fucking on her.
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>>768118455
Apparently you don't understand how vaginal delivery works, do you?
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>>768118908
She's been tested, and I don't have genital warts after 5 years, so no, she doesn't lol
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>>768114485
Lol cheating ho
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>>768119127
The second, third, and so on childbirth are always easier than the first.
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>>768119161
>tested
But did she test for it by posting pics on /b/?
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>>768119050
Classic Michigan paint job right there.
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>>768108937
Green text, fucking sisters always turns me on
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>>768119223
Hey, that's the real test obviously
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>>768118455
You're fucking retarded bucko
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>>768107523
I was born a white male, I'm pretty much the anti-christ to some women
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Woulld go around on Dating sites tricking girls into thinking I loved them and asking if I could cum inside them. Once they agreed I'd stay with them for about another month and just dump buckets into them. Then on the day they called or texted me saying the where prego I'd disappear. Got away with it by using fake texting and calling app as well as using a fake name
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>>768112250
Keked
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>>768119079
You're friend is a retarded cuck
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>>768119223
That pic isn't of his wife it's been on b for quite awhile
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>>768107523
>was already thinking about about breaking up with current bf
>go to music festival with a new guy and fuck him on acid
>call bf and ask him to pick me up, 7 hour drive one way
>break up with him for new dick on the drive home
>he stops the car and cries at an abandoned gas station
>I have no soul
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>>768117352
/b/'s autistic fantasies: The post.
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>>768119479
This is hilarious if true smh wow I've spent to much time on b
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>>768119666
satantits, or gtfo.
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>>768119666
Congrats retarded slut
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>>768107523

Said hello to a girl.

Never doing that again.
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>>768107523
>this is a glitchy, or what?
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fucked her asshole when she passed out drunk
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>>768118513
Jesus anon man the fuck up
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>>768119282
Not the poster from before, but if you want a greentext about fucking sisters, I can deliver
>Be 20 in college
>just dumped gf, so I'm feeling good (she was a total bitch)
>One of my friends is having her sibling come visit
>I'm chilling in my friend's room with the two of them (We also had some drinks as friend was 21 and got beers)
>Seeing us so close, the sister asked if we ever fucked
>I hesitate, but friend gives a solid yes
>Sister got excited and wanted to know what it was like, all that shit
>My friend blew her off as that would have been hard to explain and all that shit
>She looks at me, can we have sex?
>yeah, I don't fuck kids, sorry
>Says she's 18
>Friend thinks it's hot
>Me and sister are making out, friend starts touching herself watching
>Friend then undoes my pants and starts sucking my dick as we kiss
>With my dick being sucked, I gain 100 times more confidence
>Pull off sister's shirt and start playing with her titties
>friend tosses me a condom and bends over, pulling her sister in front of her
>I plow friend doggy style as friend eats sister
>I hammer her for a while before blowing buckets
>Sisters are still going, vibrator is pulled out
>Sister is audibly moaning, probably loud enough for neighbors to hear, but they keep going
>I eventually recharge, ready for round 2
>Sister wants a turn on me
>Nuther condom and this time riding her cowgirl
>Friend is sitting on my face as I'm eating her out, sister making out on top of me
>I last longer with sister as I already nutted not too long ago, so she starts moaning at deafening volumes
>I cum, but when I take dick out, notice condom broke
>ohshit.jpg
>Sister is freaking out cuz she can't be pregnant
>friend is trying to calm her down, eventually leaving to go buy a plan b pill
She didn't get pregnant, but that was one hell of a run. Was sister's first time, too
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forcibly held her head down so I could cum down her throat
plot twist: she liked it.
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>>768117352
you sound like white trash, anon.
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Filmed them showering...
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>>768107523
Story on OP??
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>>768120163
That’s pretty hot tbh
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>>768120486
The best part is that she's planning on coming here next year, so I should be able to have more 3 ways with them.
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Random fat girl in high school showed a spark of interest in me. I was ok with it, she was cute, but I didn't want to be tied down to anyone. We dated a bit but every time she wanted to get frisky I shut her down. She got totally pissed and issued a warning that she was gonna get that or I wasn't like what happened. After graduation I couldn't put it off any longer, she had a trip to see special place all planned for us. She got a hotel room in a town far away from home. I let her drive me there so she would think she was in control. She tore all her clothes off before the door was shut, she was horny. I told let's take a piss and get comfy, she decided that was a good idea and went into the bathroom. I grabbed her clothes, phone, and keys and ran like hell. Drove home, ditched the car, left for basic. I never heard how she made out and haven't been back to check in twenty years nearly.
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Worst thing I've ever done is post her number on here.

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>>768120829
>from southern Cali
I'm sure she has worse
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Didn’t defend her as a guy groped her and forced himself on her.

Watched him and her dance together and kiss, she invited him back to apartment. Then I basically watched as he raped her.
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>>768120715
wait so you spent your hard-earned time fake-dating a fat bitch, DIDN'T get laid, and committed petty crime? cool story bro.
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>>768107863
top kek
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>>768121141
doesnt sound like she needed defending nor was raped
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>>768119401
Top Kek hahahaha
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>>768117619
yes, when i fall asleep with gf naked, i oftend put it in while sleeping
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>>768119724
thanks bruh
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>>768121350
She hadn’t intended for it to happen, and was begging him not to. She just wanted to hang out, smoke his weed and make me jealous.

Ended up in a far worse position.
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>>768121511
sure anon. she wanted to make you jealous. sure.
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>>768121687
I see what you’re saying, but I head her say no, beg him not to and watched her cry
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It's true So far its been 6 woman
Ages18-21 and like 4 still use the dating site and on their profile they say the have a kid and that the father just left them and stuf... looking back at it now I feel bad but not bad enough to pay child support.
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>>768107523
fucked her wearing no condom, creampied, she found out too late, the risk of getting pregnant, still no baby, only good luck
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>>768120312
And on the toilet
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i lied about being on birth control pills so he would get me pregnant and marry me. it worked. i regret nothing.
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>Went to a party
>Got before drinking, find big tittied, 9.5/10
>She's already tipsy, some people say she should go home, ect
>I come up to her and say I know her and came to get her
>After we leave the party, girl immediately tries making out with me
>I walk her to my room and plow her
>She later passes out in my bed
>I sleep with her and fuck her one more time in the morning (she was still out)
>Left the room and didn't come back until evening so she would be gone
>She's still there
>Find out she died of alcohol poisoning
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I've pretended to be women I know online and given out their personal info to random perverts online.
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>>768107523
>inb4 post tits
Already posted
>one night stand with a nigger in collage
>both of us are extremely drunk
>his dick is like 5 inches
>he's passed out
>kinda enjoying it
>fall off bed because it's a small fucking bed
>crack
>oh shit
>I broke is dick
>hard dicks should not bend like that
>drunk me attempts to fix it with tape
>blood is coming out of the tip
>drunk me finishes off a beer bottle
>cover tip with tape
>he starts to wake up
>oh fuck
>kick him in the face for some reason
>out cold
>for some reason I shove a snow globe up his ass
>hear other guys from the dorm trying to open the locked door
>open and fall through a first floor window
>land flat on my face
>drunkenly stumble to my boyfriends dorm and apologize profusely to him
>for some reason he doesn't dump me on the spot
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>>768122619
Like who? Pics?
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>>768122704
Post tits
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>>768122704

fucking lol
don't even care if this is true, it was a great read
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excuse me for the dumb question, but what's op's image? there have been more threads about female treatment with her
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>>768107523
Ok, so you keep posting this same old tired copypasta.

Now I'd like to know the story behind the photo you keep posting you smelly faggot.
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>>768110165
vids or it didn’t happen
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>>768122795
nvm found it F73CECE
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>>768108545
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>>768120482
this. sauce on picture
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Forces her to have sex with a friend of hers against her will.

Wrecked their friendship, her reputation, and her mind
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>>768122974
Sorry I checked
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>>768123034
You dont want to know
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>>768110497
>>768110937
Are you amerifats?

Ausfag here. Legit never ever had a rubber break, nor any of my mates.

Maybe you amerifats have sub par rubbers.
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>>768123034
motherless/F73CECE
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>>768123068
How do these things happen?
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>>768112851
I love those girls.
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While on a group vacation I fucked my friends wife while she was passed out. Shortly after the vacation they announce they are pregnant again. I didn’t think much about till when they were supposed to have a party that was abruptly canceled the day after she gave birth. There were no photos shared this time either. My friend is Black his wife is white. So when the baby came out clearly Hispanic there was a problem. Eventually they got divorced. I ruined a good marriage for the sake of a drunk nut.
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>>768122705
>>768122619
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>>768112851
I love the feeling when you can get your balls in as well. Totally makes up for your dick flopping around in a loose baby cannon. Actually feels amazing.
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>>768123218
Me too
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>>768107801
kek
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>>768122786
I'm in this thread >>>/gif/12642951
Hint: I'm not fucking a guy
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>>768123266
wtf

"i'm going to shave my pussy anon!
everything around it will remain hairy though!"

gross.
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>>768107523
accidently let the whole school know i left him because he had a micropenis, and then dated a black guy ()who was only average size :(
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>>768123372
I don't eat ass so it's never bothered me honestly
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gave /b/ their social media info so they kept sending her dicks
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>>768108427
>18 years
try 25 and counting

pls kill me
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>>768122654
>>768122654
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>>768118139
>>768117352
You're most likely a psychopath. You should get that checked.
I like you, tho
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Stayed a virgin
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>>768123929
He's a psychopath? Check me out, I threw a rock at a girl in elementary school.
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>>768109081
kek
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>>768123153
I am. Dunno about the dude that said it happened all the time. The chick from the story had a fairly tight pussy, so idk if that aided in it breaking. That was the only time I’ve ever had it happen
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>>768120114
I have since then. Thank you /b/rother.
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>>768117203
I have no fucking clue why this made me laugh
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>>768107523
fallen in love with her
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>>768107523
My gf and I invited a couple of friends (guy/girl) for a "party" at our place, which ended in all four of us fucking as expected.
My gf didn't like the guy all that much, but she accepted the deal as long as I would be there.
However I left the room with the other girl for a "quick smoke" then made out with her in the kitchen for a really long time while my gf was waiting for us, fucked against her will in our bedroom.
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>>768108545
that's pretty shitty but i guess there are worse things in this world
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>>768109367
Did you reveal to the brother?

That is an epic mindfuck
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>>768123901
you're the parent or the child in this situation?
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>>768124722
Not the first or last time I did something like that, btw.
I "pimped" that slut many times just so I could fuck other girls (swinging), get free drugs from dealers, etc. She got pissed off each time, but let it happen next time all the same.
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>>768122461
oh fuck if tru
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>>768107523
>be me at her home
>we get naked on her bed
>she offers me a condom
>before even touching her and the condom, I panic and tell her: "I'm... I'm scared!", and quickly dress again and run away, while she's all wtf-Wtf-WTF-WTFUCKINFUCK!!!!1!!
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>>768125330
child

tl;dr i have a hard working job but the pay is shit so i still rely on my parents for money
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>>768123187
>F73CECE
fucking christ that's disgusting
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>>768119666
I know you, been a while tho
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>>768107523

Here's the short version.

>Had a friend.
>Wanted to be more than friends. Told her this.
>She was like, no, let's be friends.
>I said fuck it, I have enough friends, so I started ignoring her.
>After 3 months of her calling my phone, begging me to talk to her, I send her a dick pic.
>A few months down the road I ended up banging her.
>Loosest pussy I ever had. One and done and started ignoring her again.
>She went to therapy after that.
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Hello testing
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Watched and looked on as some female prisoners were stripped naked and humiliated.
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>>768112154
are you the dildo in the picture?
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>>768123153
Oil or oldcondoms cando it.
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>>768112851
that is one nice pussy. why would you ruin that by stretching out on purpose. i don't get you, man.
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>>768126530
Because we both enjoy fisting
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>>768118534
nah they realize their kid is a fucking parasite after having to drop $1.5k on some yeezys but then they can forget afterwards because they can afford to throw money into the fireplace
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>>768113923
I fucking wish.
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>>768108545
hope she got therapy because you probably decimated her entire sense of the connection between love and intimacy in relationships
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>>768118455
loose pussy doesn't make the cervix any more open and that is hella tight.
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>>768110165
don't say "believe it" without posting proof, nigger
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>>768126922
Maybe, but tearing happens at the vaginal opening. Not the cervix
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>meet with gf at my place
>undress as she does cause we both know our relationship is only about sex and it won't hold for long
>see her naked sexy ass as she turns around and decide to just try whatever
She told me before that she isn't into anal and shit so...
>bitch lays face down on my bed
>rub dick between ass cheeks and get horny af
>bitch tells me to stop cause she ain't into anal
>"aight bitch, let's try something else"
>get down with face to her ass and eat that sexy fucker
Funnily she ain't complaining about her ass being eaten.
>Start biting into her cheek softly
>bitch moans and loves it
>thisishowitstarts.jpeg
>start biting real heavy into her ass as she starts screaming
>gf complaining again about how it hurts
>nofucksgivin.png
>start going all in on that ass biting and licking like a pro porn star while she moans and screams in regular intervals
>finally decide to get my dick into play
>get into position and shove it in while she start rejecting it and screaming
>dick gets in just a few inches without lube before she starts freaking out and turns around telling me to fuck her pussy

Her ass bled a few hours because of my bites and insta dick shoving, for an hour or so.
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>>768108017
Assfuck, made her cum... Then slow painal
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>>768108322
Kek... Close this
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I raped her and then she became my gf

<<Mfw
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Long story if I green text it but pretty much:

Lead a chick on for over three years just by being her “best friend” yet constantly plowing her with out having to be in a relationship with her. Pretty much broke this girl’s brain. Even after not talking to her for years I was able to contact her again recently and have her suck me off within a week.
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>>768112232
Hope you're paying child support, you degenerate nigger
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A couple years ago I went to this high school in Colorado right. Me and like 10 other buddies were the ”popular kids”, so we got a ton of hot girls who we really didn’t deserve, but because we were the alpha males girls were all over us. I can’t really remember but one week I was visiting my grandparents like 1 hour from my home town in a relatively small ”village” with some houses and a ton of forest and lakes spread around an area of what must have been 10 square kilometers. Anyway, the crazy thing is, one of my best buddie’s girlfriends were there with what seemed to be her family and three other dudes around here age, probably her brothers. This girl was smoking hot, one of my crushes since the first year of high school. I believe she went to my spanish class. Her body was divine and fucking hot. She had brown hair, on the edge of turning black. Her complexion wasn’t too dark, but she was brown. I think she was turkish. The ass on that human, it was the one you see one in a life time. She had curves like hell and I have always since that day dreamt about having passionate sex with her. God all the things I would do to just touch her body.

Back to the story. So the way I met here in the village was during a party that was thrown in celebration of some shit. The whole community was gathered that warm night, must have been around 40 people sitting around long tables. She was so fucking hot sitting there with her all black clothing, a sweater and some black jeans that made her ass look more round. The way she let her jaw rest on her fist just makes me hade everytime. I decided to approach here, because she seemed to be sitting alone with none of her brothers around anymore, nor her parents. She quickly recognized me before I even got say hey, and she jumped happily laughing, suprised and happy that I was there. Then she hugged me, oh my fucking god. We sat down and had a couple of beers. She told me her dad had bought a cabin by a nearby lake...
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>>768109878
I believe it. I used to be a pro at catfishing girls on kik. I got pics and videos from hundreds of girls. I didn't blackmail or make them do weird shit, just talked them into sending nudes. I deleted kik and all the pics in a moment of moral clarity but it was fun while it lasted.
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>>768127505
ANXIOUSLY AWAITING POST
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS POOR GIRL
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>>768117619
Its called Sexsomnia,
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>>768107523
> Went to a party with my new bf at some friends of his.
> After drinking a lot, most people left, others went to sleep. My bf had passed out in a sofa.
> I keep drinking and talking in the kitchen to the hosts, a funny sexy couple living together in the flat.
> She went to sleep.
> Guy starts to make out with me. I let him undress me and fuck me a bit right there.
> He tells me to follow him. We go to his bedroom where his gf is sleeping. We continue having sex.
> Girl wakes up, she is like WTF? Guy starts to make out with her.
> I am about to leave, but he pulls me to the bed.
> I end up making out with her, then end up having awesome sex all three of us.
> We met again for sex a few times. I actually fell a bit in love with them.
> Bf never suspected anything.
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>>768107523
Acid on face
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>>768127629
This.

Made a throwaway snap and used to it get nudes of girls I knew from highschool. Shit is pretty damn easy. Hell one of them I didn’t even have to ask. Was just like a solid week of sending her heart eye emojis when she was posting selfies and shit. and then she started asking if we knew each other. I said “no I’d remember an ass like that” she immediately sends me a video of her ass and titties and said “you mean these.
This shit is so simple it’s crazy
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>>768121141
how did you actually witness all this shit
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>>768122442
master fisherwoman
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>>768123153
ive had one break during sex once mid cum thrust. scariest shit of my life. Ive found that certain condoms seem to do better as far as the lube goes however doggystyle always seems to dry out condoms and get really uncomfortable for me. Thats the only time ive had it happen though. It happens but its kinda rare
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I once told a girl who was tormenting me that there was better ways of having fun, like taking her dad's load in her cunt. She got quiet after that, and left me alone. Years later at a class reunion I saw her again and I heard through the grapevine that she had come out and said her dad fucked her while she grew up. I got a hearty kek out of that and when she said some passive aggressive bullshit I asked if she still liked her dad's dick and claimed ignorance after the outrage. Shit was cash.
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>>768117352
kys asa
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>>768128712
did your mom touch you? do you need someone to talk to?
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>>768115973
you are not a good person, anon
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>>768117352
How special was the special ed kid
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>>768118575
Yeah, only fucked up enough to sexually prey on an underage retard and rape + impregnate his cousin
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>>768128731
Type the fucking words you lazy, worthless, nine year old.
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>>768128039
you sound like a fun girl to hang around with
any pics you wanna share?
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>>768107523
kicked my sis in the pussy
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Lake... Her dad was some kind of lawyer, some he had hella money to spend. We continued our conversation and we had fun, I made her laugh and stuff. She even did that thing that girls do when a guy tells a joke, they laugh and touch your arm slightly. It was a sign that something was going on, you know what I mean. I wasn’t so intoxicated, only a little, but I had full consciousness and I knew what was going on around me. There was a different story with her though. I noticed that she was very drunk by the way she acted and store, something that was very unlike her from what i’ve seen in school of her.

It started getting dark now, it must have been at least 11PM. She told me that she lived like 20 minutes from the ”Main village” and that I could follow her to the house. I said of course. I had a boner by this point. So we started walking. We talked about a ton of stuff, mostly about people from school and life in general. It felt like an eternity until we finally reached the house. It was pretty big, and i noticed that the house was very modern as well when we entered it. It had an alarm beside the door and a big expansives tv in the living room. No one was home, and nobody would come until earlies 2AM, so we had the house for ourselves for a guaranteed period of 3 hours.

Sweat started pouring down from all parts of my body as she sat me down on the couch and jumped on my crouch. She smiled the whole time, nonchalante about the consequences of cheating on her then boyfriend. She unzipped my jeans. I was as hard as I ever had been. Now she was on her knees pulling my cock out just to be surprised by it’s size. But then she smiled onge again, and let her tongue slowly move from the bottom part of my penis by the balls, to my shaft. She laughed a bit and made eye-contact with me as I moaned from the magical and satisfying feeling that my cock created when I felt her watery saliva manifest itself on my penis. She threw her ponytail back and did it again...
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>>768128435
I was there. It was just to drink and smoke and it kinda got outta control.
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>>768107523
I got multiple girls pregnant throughout college. At least two that I know of, maybe more. They both got abortions.

Wear a rubber, guys. It'll potentially save you a lot of grief.
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>>768107523
Talked her into aborting a kid she kinda wanted and then dumping her.
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>>768128880
I wish, she was a babe when she was younger.
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>>768108545
Have done the exact same thing when I was about to leave for uni. Felt bad for 0.003 seconds
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F in college and I got this m asshole I secretly hated a box of condoms, but I poked each one with a pin
>He mysteriously dropped out a couple weeks later
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>>768108322
Oh damn. She's never going to forgive you for that.
I should know.
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>>768129965
>White trash incel detected
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>>768107863
Kek, that’s not “cruel.” You just defended yourself
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>>768129903
you did what was necessary I guess
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flirted with a girl i had absolutely no interest in for a month to make myself feel better while depressed. She had bipolar and when i eventually had to tell her i wasnt into her she had a breakdown.
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threw a glass bottle at my sisters head, it missed but woulda done some serious damage if it didnt.
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>>768117352
And this is why you don't sleep with poor people. Never know when you are raising her brothers incest baby. real talk.
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>>768107523
You post this so often. I am going to make a webm for you of the vid for you to post everytime.
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>>768107523
I met some girl on a dating app and i was supposed to meet her. When she got there i was at home, laughing my ass off, because she had been dumped twice by people from the app and thought she'd be happy again. But in reality she had gone all that way to meet nobody and i had aldready blocked her. Pretty cruel tbh.
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>>768130418
I don't regret doing it, but it wasn't my finest moment.

I think it's the most thoroughly planned conversation I've ever had, down to the place, the time, introductory topics, stearing her into making arguments against having the kid. Thinking back on it it feels kind of wrong.

But as I said, I don't regret it. I'm now happily married to someone else and have two kids I love and adore. That was never an option with the girl I dumped.
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>>768119479
And in a month none of these fat piggies took a picture of you. Right.....

Oh wait, this is /b.....
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, only now to make complete eye contact the whole time. She still had all her clothes on. Now she was sucking my dick for real. Up and down she went bobbing her head on my cock while I pulled her pony tail. She land her hands on both of my thighs while continuing with the blowjob. It wasn’t getting so sloppy and watery, probably because she was swallowing most of the fluids that was created when my cock was in her mouth. I dragged her pony tail back now so her head went up and my cock fell out of her mouth that made a little ”flop” sound. She bit her lip and I inserted my cock into her red pussy after she pushed me down to a lying position on the sofa and sat on me. I fucked her so hard, so it almost hyrt, and she cried but at the same time loved it. She screamed ”You motherfucker”, and I bitchslapped her which made her angrier and made her jump on me even harder. ”You’re in my stomach”, she yelled. She was aware that we didn’t use any protection, and the woman was completely ready to face all the consequences. I couldn’t resist. I cummed in her. I could feel my penis pumping out the fluid, over and over again with rhytm of heartbeats. But she wouldn’t get off my cock, instead she let it go even deeper inside of her, she wanted me to impregnate her. While my dick was still pumping cum into her body, she kisses me and rested her head on my chest as we held hands. She was happy, and I was happy. We just layed there, aware of what just happened. She wouldn’t get off me, but I didn’t want her too neither. My cock was still inside her, preventing the cum from dripping out from her divine vagina. We almost fell asleep, her on top of me laying down on the sofa. I put both of my hands on her magnificent ass cheeks. She opened her eyes and looked at me with a peaceful and joyfull facial expression. ”We’re gonna have kids now”, was the sexiest thing she could say in that instance. Despite the fact that she had a boyfriend, despite that she had
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record her changing and spread her video online, she was wearing a bigger bra for her tits, so she was really embarrased
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>>768119666
No, you do. It's just that it's going to wind up in hell, where it belongs. You simply WISH you had no soul because that way you would not face judgement you dirty, dirty, dirty whore.
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>>768117619
I've had this twice (with a girl, I often wake up and sleep-masturbate on my own).
First time sleep-fucked a girl, but she enjoyed it so all good
Second time was sharing a bed with two girls (friends, just sharing for practicality), I woke up and just had a wank in between them. Next day was slightly awkward.
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...despite the fact that she had a family and such a future ahead of her, she knew that this was god’s work, and she wouldn’t let go of me no matter what. Even when I tried to sit up, she wouldn’t let me and kept holding me down grabbing my hands. And there we laid, both naked with her on top of me on the sofa almost sleeping while drawing circles with her fingers on my chest, with a cock deep in her pussy filled with cum, knowing that she was now growing a baby inside of her that belonged to only us.
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>>768107523
Turned a girl who had a crush on me into a complete whore by convincing her it made me horny when she fucked someone else.
Made her seduce and fuck with at least a dozen guys, including a few friends of her and mine. I got her to ask for money with some, so technically I guess I turned her into a prostitute.
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>>768119666
Show tits or dick with timesstamp satan slut
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>>768132373
Let's see the vids.
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>>768113016
ask teh guy sitting at the bar.. he found mine in there last time..
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>>768107523

Met this girl overseas who was way more interested in me than I was with her. All the time I was fucking her I was fucking other woman. When she figured out the pin to my Phone that I was fucking other girls we had a huge fight and I still wormed my way into fucking her for another 6 months all the while I was still doing depraved things with other woman, sometimes in the same night.
Pretty sure I have emotionally tortured and scarred her for life.
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>>768132607
I'll see if I can find something I can post online.
She's married and has a kid now, and I rather don't fuck up her life any more than I already did.
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