We're at Walmart!
Buy three things to freak out the cashier
Hard mode: no condoms
>>768104526
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
>>768104526
adult diapers
crisco
cucumber
Tampons, adult diapers and laxatives
>>768104616
then ask cashier for her phone number kekeke
lotion
toilet paper
King DeDeDe amiibo
Masking tape
Balaclava
Anal lube.
watch what she buys for lunch on her break, replicate it.
Shovel
Rope
Anal lube
Ammo
A beer
Child’s backpack
Stop watch
Bucket
24 pack of water
>>768104526
my little pony toy
Vaseline
womens underwear
String
A Brick
Wild Hogs on BluRay
lube
kazoo
25€ steamcard
>>768105053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm705Itp2OU
>>768104526
Lube
Candy
Girls underwear
Candy
Dog leash
Duct tape
Butter
I can' believe it's not butter
Crisco butter flavor
Pepsi
Pudding Pops
sleeping pills
>>768104526
Lubricant
Largest cucumber in store
First Aid kit
>>768104917
Idungetit
>>768105505
water boarding
>>768105505
I'm gonna drink a bunch of water and time myself while I pee in the bucket.
>>768104526
Donuts
Donut holes
super glue
Urn
Get Well Soon card
Champagne
>>768104526
Turkey baster
Liquid measuring cup
Home pregnancy test
>>768105586
disappointed.jpg
>>768104526
Half a loaf of bread
Half a loaf of bread
Superglue
M&Ms
Skittles
Reese’s Pieces
All party sized bags
>>768105902
I'm just spitballin here half this thread is me they can't all be gems
>it'd be nice if some of them were
I feel u
Hacksaw
Tarp
Bleach
A book about how to rape
A small raping pole
A large raping pole
Rabbit
Superglue
camcorder
Box of Kleenex
Bottle of hand lotion
Frozen on Blu-ray
>or
My Little Pony on Blu-ray
>or
etc.
>candy
>duct tape
>lube
>>768106081
Nisaku RIKUGATANA Stainless Steel Knife
Magnum Research Inc Desert Eagle .44
Natural Born Killers DVD
Wire coat hangers
Vaseline
Children's picture frame
>>768104526
Hamster/gerbil
Lube
Paper towels
A spoon
A fork
A knife
>im not good in this game...
>>768104526
Gallon of milk
Roll of coins (ask the cashier to make change)
Table salt
>>768106040
You are the absolute worst sort of person.
>>768104526
duct tape
rope
economy size box of benadryl
Dog food
Gun
And zip ties
>>768107231
kek
Girl's night shirt.
Plastic storage tote.
Bag of kwikcrete.
>>768104526
Baby food, lube, shovel.
>>768105121
Lost
lube
duct tape
largest stuffed animal in store
>>768104526
Bottle of whiskey
Bottle of sleeping pills
Marley and me dvd
Moving boxes
Sheets
Flashlight
Fuck this game, I'm building a sweet ass fort.
Miracles From Heaven on DVD
Lube
Whole rotisserie chicken
Preteen girl panties
Electric vibrating toothbrush
A tube of Butt Paste
Lottery ticket
Bottle of champagne
Gun
Bottle of whiskey
Case of beer
Tub of formula
-When you get up to the counter, say you can't afford it all, and say they can keep the baby formula
dog treats
lube
peanut butter
>>768104526
Adult diapers and laxatives
>>768108568
lost
Pregnancy test
Duct tape
Shovel
>>768104526
A dog leash
A knock off barbie
Biggest container of vasaline you can find.
>hitler
Order online for in store pick up:
girl's size 5-6 bikini
large bottle of astroglide
clown mask
Show up for pickup wearing a trucker hat, a dark overcoat, and a pair of blackout sunglasses.
>>768108568
That's two
Go back and grab a third item
>>768108568
And... I just spit beer all over my desk.
>>768104574
as if you didn't destroy cock with bone and bullet fragments. stupid.
>>768108785
Giant bag of candy
Rope
Polaroid Camera
>>768105639
Fucking underrated
>>768108750
They do in fact freak out when you buy condoms
>>768104526
>Her
>Orange flavoured toothpaste
>Ice menthol
>>768104526
550 cord, vaseline, ceiling fan
my ex hated getting buttfuck with vaseline. she said it made her feel 'dirty'
>>768108950
>Polaroid Camera
Wow. I wasn't aware that polaroid was still a thing.
Tampons
Maple syrup
Super glue
>>768109162
Thank the hipsters
>>768108785
You put way too much thought into this. Seek help.
>>768109211
I sooner shove a glass bottle up my ass, and then throw myself down a flight of stairs, than thank a hipster for anything
>>768104526
Duct tape, a shovel and a saw.
A dildo
A desk fan
Super glue
