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any other guys piss sitting down? Why would I stand when I could

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any other guys piss sitting down?
Why would I stand when I could just sit
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Sitting is an extra action, you approach the toilet standing and have to sit, then stand up again. Why would you sit when you could just stand.
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>>768090278
True but I like to be in n out
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>>768090278
sometimes.

>>768090335
there are times when i find it comfy as fuck to just sit down. like when i'm really drunk and need a minute to get my shit together after taking a piss.
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Just piss in the sink
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>>768090278
where abouts on the spectrum are you?
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How much do you weigh?
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>>768090278
Considering I have a catheter out my front end around my midsection, I really can't. I imagine it's freeing to be able to just sit the fuck down though.
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>>768090413
unless you're a manlet and can't reach
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>>768090278
OCD here, whenever I piss while standing up I feel like my piss just ricochets back onto me or my clothes.
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>>768090491
near ultraviolet
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>try to piss standing up
>goes everywhere
>sit down to piss now
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>>768090278
only when i am super drunk and can't stand straight without holding on to something.
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>>768090689
if your dick still gets hard, who cares
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>>768091133
google "how to tie a slipknot" and preferably never thank anyone ever again.
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>>768090278
Sounds comfy. Are there any other benefits?
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>>768091311
not OP but once in awhile when you're done and you still have a fart, it gives you the chance of blasting it while you stand up which really gives a kind of superpower feeling.
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>>768091045
Always sit down to pee after getting hard. Otherwise it would be a fountain.
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>>768092029
i meant outside the bathroom. there's nothing fun about having to bend halfway over in order to get your piss into the toilet.
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Getting drunk and laying on side on the bathroom floor, bathroom similar, pee freely while drinking, 10/10 feeling with warm water pouring down.
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>>768090278
yep have done for ages
don't consider it girly either
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>>768092518
not having a shitter built into the seating area (or is it hidden?)
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>>768090278
i piss sitting down at home, it's better.
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>>768090278
tbh i dread my old mate coming around as he usually pisses on the seat and doesn't wipe it off
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>>768090278
i dont want my dick touching some mingy toilet bowl
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>>768095457
good point
but then HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU GO FOR A SHIT
just curious
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>>768090278
every piss first thing in the morning. too tired to stand.
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>>768090278
Why sit when you can lay down? I always lay down when pissing.
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Sometimes I sit down to piss just so I can spend more time on my phone
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>>768090278
Only when in stealth mode
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