top secret celeb thread
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top secret celeb thread
>>768085830
secret agents only
Post your favorite celeb legs
>>768086023
dat ass
>>768085995
Pfft, easy
OTP
>>768085933
I wish Kenzie would visit me at work rn...
>>768086146
>>768086086
she's got a firm butt
>>768085830
>>768086171
>>768085830
I can't resiste fap me for her
>>768086218
>who?
>>768086171
so much woman
Out of nowhere.
>>768086086
Trans shoulders
>>768086256
>>768086165
Naughty dadfu...
literally an angel
>>768086300
>>768085830
Some daisy ridley?
>>768086341
I think I read that she's pregnant
>>768086357
Hnnnngggg
is it true anons?
>>768086165
What kind of bread is in the oven tonight?
>>768086398
>>768086332
damn she built like a brick house.
>>768086332
definitely, is a trap
>>768086426
brick shithouse *
>>768086418
>>768086458
but a cute brick shithouse
>>768086447
>trap
That would imply that she looks feminine.
>>768086401
it's too early for feet to be this lewd
>>768086426
Linebacker
>>768086332
dafuq
>>768086509
I suppose....
>>768086520
wtf
needs more jewess
gimme mummy emmy
>>768086539
r u haveing preblems?
>>768086520
looks like shes been hauling cement in wheelbarows most of her life.
>>768086338
That's not naughty.
She'd sit on my lap and I'd show her my work
>>768086401
Oh oh...
>>768086053
too soon
>>768086479
need the truth
>>768086523
oh alright
Princess.
no --
Queen.
>>768086520
she more men than me
>>768086585
thats ricky gervais .
>>768086613
anand?
>>768086590
>>768086621
gorgeous
>>768086621
no no. please continue...
>>768086086
dat football players shoulder pad looking shoulders
>>768086654
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>>768086572
That upper arm tho
>>768086613
>>768085830
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>>768086420
Sorry?
I'm not the baker anon
>>768086600
She might feel something hard, with you looking at maddie feets
>>768085933
>>768086665
>>768086744
M-My m-m-mistress Emma R-Roberts i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
>>768086704
hhhhhhhhhhgggggg
>>768086704
Jesus Christ, she has wide shoulders
>>768085979
>>768086766
wtf!
>>768086776
>>768086086
those power shoulders could protect my beta ass from bullies
>>768086728
sadly, I think I've finished to this gif at least 5 times
>>768086798
Get lost, perv
>>768086833
This
>>768086796
>>768086053
dude too soon. Not cool...
>>768086421
I need her ass
>>768086882
another trap
>>768086686
Hi Sammi bro
>>768086863
>>768086891
same bruv
>>768086804
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>>768086766
going to need someone with autism to compare feets
>>768086686
posting my bikini babe again I see
>>768086964
she was great as Thor
>>768086780
She'd think it's because of her. She would still be right tho cause the no shoes rule also applies in my office... for her at least
>>768086950
Such a tight ass. Her legs are amazing too
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>768086826
might be Jane Levy?
>>768086921
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the value in me.
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of sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will
disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my
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>>768086796
Looks like she waits for me to take her shoes off...
>>768086979
I'll raise you Queen King
>>768086979
she isn't yours just because you say so
>>768086978
STOP POSTING CP
>>768086766
was rumored to be vj but has since been disproven
>>768086997
she's a serious qt with a booty
>>768086978
>>768087081
Vj? Are you fucking retarded?
>>768086964
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>>768086766
are these new?
>>768087120
>>768087120
yes anon because I said it was her
>>768086994
Her pink soles rubbing your legs
>>768087081
well /b/ros i am seeing millie boobie brownies feet on that girls body
anybody else wanna facefuck this whore?
>>768085830
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>>768087170
why I would fap for her?
blacked when lads?
>>768087170
>>768087165
Nah, m8 I wanna facefuck this 8th Wonder of the World
>>768087165
stahp
>>768087161
so true then?
>>768087188
asking for a friend..what tool do you use to magnify her mouth like that?
>>768087208
>>768087224
What's with the quota nigger?
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>>768087249
obviously ?
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>>768087304
>>768087250
Irfanview can do it, gimp also.
>>768087158
I said no shoes. Not no socks...
I love socks alone too anon. Very very much..
>>768087239
>>768087353
yes i understand that, but i mean the specific tool used
>>768087287
>>768087357
M-My m-m-mistress Emma R-Roberts i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
My crush
>>768087370
Depends on the program.
>>768087397
fake and gay
>>768087397
Jewess queen OwO
>>768087081
Let’s see moar legs anon
>>768087000
wow, you too? I am pretty sure I was also there that night.
>>768087483
yassss OwO
>>768087483
>>768087370
A lot of programs have different names for things so you have to fuck around with them. Most of the names come from faggot interns straight from focus groups.
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>>768087503
by complete chance this thread turned out to be the best thread in weeks for me
>>768087636
>relax dude, it's a simple operation
Jewess queen OwO
>>768087732
God I wanna cum on that sole
>>768087764
that bitch possessed
>>768087732
I need to build my Millie folder
>>768087740
>>768087792
Take a seat right over there
>>768087787
Fuck off indian sack of shit
>>768087792
i just do not understand the foot thing
>>768087816
we can help eachother
>>768087884
gore doesn't bother me if I don't look at it
>>768087897
I'm not the one that brought or cares about that shit karma crap, that's indian bullshit.
>>768087884
brown eyes = better
>>768087973
Is that supposed to scare me?
>>768087945
Well, have you ever heard of the butterfly effect
Or cause and effect. That's not "indian bullshit" but it's very much a similar concept
>>768087973
Nudes when?
>>768088006
Nah, m8 you can fap to it idc
>>768087991
>>768088023
Have you ever heard of "bullshit" that's indians. I take it that you've never worked with any of them before but have an agenda to push.
>>768088043
ewwwwww
>>768088043
what a bad ass rebel
>>768088094
lemon party?
>>768088092
>conspiratard detected
I had a very good Indian friend. Well, technically he was Malaysian but he looked and sounded like the stereotypical Indian. Was a supersticious fellow, bit odd, but he occasionally had some wisdom to share amongst his nonsensical jabbering
Oh wait it's a Tnig/Robertsfag thread
>>768088230
Scratch that I had two, one was Gonna and the other was Rajah
>>768087853
You don't have to. They are perfect tho
>>768088310
all of her is getting pretty damn good
>>768088230
They did they bob their heads to and fro while talking and need everything they wrote corrected?
>>768088277
If you say no to either of those questions then you clearly haven't worked with any of them.
>>768088241
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>>768088485
The one, Rajah was a funny little man. He was actually an immigrant and he could play various instruments. He was fond of the violin. His English was rather poor, being a foreigner and all. But He could tell you some words in French. And he could quote phrases from the Bible. He was incredibly religious.
The other was a cheeky old man but he knew everything about people's social circles and was a heck of a talker
>>768088683
I play the fiddle it is vastly superior to the violin.
>>768088683
Rajah use to take incense sticks, light them and straight afterwards put them inside his mouth and inhale
>>768088467
Of course. I love her feet and all but her lips are literally perfect too
Her boobs, her legs, all of it
>>768088593
And Dillon is also an Indian name.
I met a lot of different people at one point in my life it was all under awful circumstances but I met lots of different people of different ethnicities with their own stories to tell. That was quite an eye-opener but I never worked with Indians specifically
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>>768088118
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