Daily reminder earth is flat. wether you choose the blue pill is up to you.
Flat Earth / thread
>>768082639
What keeps you to the surface?
>>768082906
Lol stupid question.
My feet, because I'm on the ground you fucking idiot.
>>768082906
gravity is only a theory
>>768083419
>>768083467
thats what I thought
>>768083549
You just can't accept the truth, the government is lying to you.
>>768083616
retard
>>768082639
What stops you going to the edge?
>>768083616
Low energy thread anon. I'd stop trying if I were you, you'll just embarrass yourself more.
>inb4 "w-wake up s-sheeple"
Are flatearthers the niggers of conspiracy theories?
so, Flat>No core> No earthquakes> No continental moves> No vulcan activity > No gravity > Not a way to filter UV rays, and some other large waves lenght rays.
>Totally not a retard theory
>>768082639
Absolutely fucking retarded
>>768083731
>>768083798
>>768083865
Understanding meaning of language through the spelling of words is also known as the language of the birds or green language that is used by the illuminati and occultist. such as the word sword the sword is the word word with a s
like wise the meaning of the word (knowledge) is Know and ledge ie. to know the ledge (flat earth)
>>768083661
The language of simple minded persons. You'll truly never understand and be enlightened.
>>768084241
So you are a nigger who smoked too much weed
>>768083731
Long time ago, people didn't believe we could fly in air planes. People didn't believe we could talk to someone in another country and see them live on a small device in our pocket.
You're just an example of the simple minded that regurgitate what they hear.
I know I should use simplier words for you, but I feel it would be a wasted endeavor.
>>768084493
And you believe the world is flat
>>768084540
You see, you should not start a sentence with "and". Furthermore you lack proper punctuation.
I can teach you how to be more like me, more intelligent, but alas I'm afraid it would be impossible for your smooth brain to comprehend.
>>768082639
Earth is flat but that circle disc with one circle sun and icewall is wrong.
Flat earth society 2.0
Another disinformation.
>>768084493
>hey mom i'm trolling
Come on, give me some more.
>>768082639
Even for a troll, you're a fucking retard. It takes more energy and time to concoct this stupidity than it does to access the thousands of years of collected knowledge proving you wrong. Flat earth is the dumbest of the dumb, the most gullible of the gullible, and most paranoid of the paranoid.
>>768084655
No argument nigger
Prove the earth is flat. I'll wait.
>>768084657
True i only chose this because of the matrix analogy.
>this is a more accurate model
>>768084362
Care to explain any of these?
>>768084493
You realize cellphones wouldn't be a possibility without a spherical planet?
>>768084655
period goes in the quotes nigger
>>768084362
Explain exactly why they won't work on a globe. Be precise and provide evidence.
>>768084669
Oh I remember the days before my enlightenment. Fond memories of childhood and ignorance. If you try hard enough you'll reach my level.
>>768085384
Ever heard of a cell phone tower?
>>768085450
You're lucky this is not Reddit, or I would down vote you.
>>768085624
Those aren't the things that carry the signal across continents. Those are relays. Please, tell me more about how little you know.
>>768085602
Keep going faggot. Your vocabulary is nowhere near as vast as you think it is. You've used "enlightened" twice now, and I want you to quietly and ashamedly abandon your thread once you realise you've run out of things to say.
>>768085675
Wow. I can't believe the amount of stupidity that is flowing from your mouth.
Here let me explain it to you.
Cell phone send text to tower. Tower send texts to more tower till it reaches the correct address aka person you are texting.
>>768082639
just stopping by to /thread
pic related
>>768085106
For me this place is created by creator amd that is it. We dont need to go to ther curch and pray him. Christian flat earthers just push jesus.
I may be wrong but i think ecerything is just made up. Every religion and nowdays sciencetism.
Shape of the earth dont really change our lifes in which way ppl think. We still need go to work schools and be slaves. But it really help live with less vaule in material things.
I'm a flat earther too
Flat earthers are simultaneously the most successful trolls as well as currently the dumbest group of people I can think of. If you reply, they win. Let them believe in their stupidity, it's great job security for the rest of us.
>>768085450
The period goes where it is being used. If you're only quoting a single word, phrase or anything that wouldn't end in a period, the period that goes on the outside. If the quote ends at the end of a sentence, then you put the period inside
>>768085743
Oh how ignorant of you.
Only the less intelligent are not able to continue a conversation.
Must I remind you I have been civil, yet you call me names and refuse to accept the truth?
>>768085801
just convince the real ones they have to kill themselves to know the truth or something
>>768085781
So do you think there are towers in the middle of the ocean carrying the signal from the US to Europe? Do you know what a satellite is, or do you not believe in those?
>>768085876
Chalk up another "ignorant." Keep going.
>>768085781
You still didn't explain how they cross oceans.
>>768085904
There are no satellites, another lie by the government. Satellites would be crushed by the Earth moving upward.
As for how it works is very simple.
You know those giant underwater cables?
They can send messages and voice calls through them, not just internet.
>>768085904
Underwater cable
>>768085922
I just did in my newest post.
Everyone trying to debate against flat earth has lost. You're arguing with someone who thinks the earth is flat. They don't come any dumber.
>>768085782
And here is looser. Its ok trump will make your life better. Sit in front of pc whole day. You are accident
You have no reason to live. You toxic diet womt do anything to you. No one in this place need sunlight. Sun is bad for us. Lets all go vegans it will help save planet. Globar real is real and its our fault that fat american pigs fart and polute air so ice is melting. We are responsible for that. If you throw bad on groumd you cause global warming not thous who own oil companies and other huge buisineses.
I can go on and on to describe you uselss life
>>768085876
It would be very difficult to be less intelligent than you. Do go on though. It's always interesting when someone dumb enough to believe the Earth is flat acts condescending.
>>768085987
We have images from Earth of these satellites you don't believe in. I watch them go up when rockets get launched from Cape Canaveral. There is nothing you can say that would convince me you're not a dumbass troll.
>>768086029
Except people who think the earth is concave
>>768086055
What in the fuck are you babbling about??? Do you even speak English?
Flat earthers are either trolls or legally retarded. Don't take the bait.
>>768085904
Helium baloons, planes underwatter abbles. Just like 99% of internet is from underwatter cabbles. This isnt my words. Nasa workers and.mainstream said that. . No satelites needet.
Flatness and roundness are concepts, so fuck you.
>>768086029
I'm bored, can't sleep, and have already fucked my girlfriend tonight. Gotta entertain myself somehow. Might as well laugh at the morons.
>>768086186
And how do you propose underwater cables allow for gps?
>>768086161
Attack grammar cant do anything else. I wont sit and currect sentences dont have time for that.
>>768086056
Yet you manage to be less intelligent than me smooth brain.
You think this is an act? How pitiful, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I can destroy your entire "globe" theory in one sentence.
Daniel 4:11: The tree grew and became strong, and its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth.
How can a tree, on a globe, be visible to all the Earth? It can not. Only on a flat Earth.
>>768086186
No. They didn't.
>>768086071
Daniel 4:11 The tree grew and became strong, and its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth.
That's enough proof. Right there in the Bible. It says a tree large enough for all to see. You can't have that with a round Earth.
>>768084362
but a sundial would *only* work on a globe
I think the only reason why people think they believe the earth is flat is because they subconsciously want to feel intelligent and special by 'knowing' something that others don't.
>>768086280
Best troll of the night. I'm going to reuse this one.
>>768086280
I can destroy your entire flat earth theory in one sentence.
The earth isn't flat.
How can the earth be flat when the earth isn't flat? It can not. Only on a spherical earth.
>>768086264
I say there are ballons and planes to. I dont work there i dont know for sure. You know everything right? Why at mountains we dont have signal? We are closer to satelites right? If there are satelits why they are making more and more cell towers for 5g.
>>768086270
If you can't even form a coherent sentence, what the fuck makes you think you can understand concepts such as gravity? Learn to spell and speak, then I might listen to you.
It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in Isaiah. 40:22
Again, more proof from the Bible of a flat Earth.
>>768086280
I can destroy your sentence with this sentence:
The Bible is bullshit.
>>768086336
Bible scripture means nothing and proves nothing. You might as well be quoting Alice in Wonderland
>>768086303
They did. This shows how good you are at researching. If that isnt in wikipedia its not truth.
>>768086432
And upon Elam will I bring the four winds from the four quarters of heaven, and will scatter them toward all those winds; and there shall be no nation whither the outcasts of Elam shall not come. - Jeremiah 49:36
Also, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD unto the land of Israel; An end, the end is come upon the four corners of the land. - Ezekiel 7:2
The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth. - Daniel 4:11
It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in. - Isaiah 40:22
Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them. - Matthew 4:8
And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth. - Acts 10:11
I was in the city of Joppa praying: and in a trance I saw a vision, A certain vessel descend, as it had been a great sheet, let down from heaven by four corners; and it came even to me. - Acts 11:5
And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree. - Revelation 7:1
And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog, and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. - Revelation 20:8
The number of verses that teach the earth is a round spinning ball orbiting the sun? 0
OH YEAH BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT SURE HAS A LOT TO GAIN FROM LYING ABOUT THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH
>>768086280
You just helped prove my point. You're too god damn dumb to read anything and have to be spoon fed the Bible to explain everything.
By the way, I'm not the one that called you a smooth brain, but if the shoe fits...
>>768086432
There is not a single verse in the Bible that says the Earth is round. But there's a lot of verses that say the Earth is flat. I just posted them. Look it up.
>>768082639
There should be a tv show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the earth
>>768086221
No, they aren't. They are reality.
>>768086553
God's not real, faggot. Religion is a concept created to exploit the fears of highly impressionable people. That way, the rich can control the poor.
As Napoleon said, "Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
>>768086556
They do. The more people believe in globe Earth, less people will believe in the Bible.
They don't want you going to heaven.
>>768082639
How's that mercury taste?
>>768086071
I too watch the rockets go up from Cape. I also randomly Uber people who work in the space program. I picked up people at random and asked what they did. They were engineers that specifically worked to create a standard printer that would work more easily in space. Regular printers apparently don't work in zero gravity. So those 4 people I picked up flew all the way from wherever they are from to collaborate and work together just to send up a damn printer. These flat earthers really think that the "government lie" as they say, extends on this kind of level. That is preposterous.
>>768086439
So, because you don't know for sure, NASA and the rest of the world is lying to you? You can do experiments at home that prove the curvature of the earth. Look up at the night sky. How could we have stars only visible from the southern hemisphere, or northern hemisphere, but not both at the same time, if we were on a flat earth? Did you know light travels in a straight line? So if we were on a flat earth we'd all say the same night sky.
>>768086601
I've read the Bible multiple times. Have you? I bet you haven't.
Finally! Leaked undoctored photos from NASA!
>>768086680
And why the fuck would that be?
Heaven's not real because the Bible isn't real because god's not real.
You can't use fiction to support your arguments.
>>768086650
God is real, you ever read a Bible?
>>768086440
buoyancy and density
. Go jump out of window. Guess why you fall. Because you are heavier that air that surrounds you.
We need center to make gravity exist. Deepest we went down on earth is 8 miles so where is core. Yeah but we even found core on jupiter.
Lol and people call flat earthers stupid.
>>768086505
No. They didn't. Thanks for the confirmation you're a troll though. I was really concerned about your mental health for a minute.
Thread hierarchy:
Those who come to laugh >
Those who troll saying it's flat >
Those who argue against the trolls >
A rock >
Those who truly believe it's flat
Where do you rank?
>>768086753
Cthulhu's real, you ever read Call of Cthulhu?
>>768086624
Lol. Where is edge of space.
There is no edge.
>>768086743
No the Bible is real. I'm holding one right now.
The Antichrist is behind the government. You sure as hell can bet it's most likely Obama. But the Antichrist is behind the globe and science movement. He doesn't want you to believe, he wants you to go to eternal damnation.
>this entire thread
>>768086845
There's no need to be pedantic.
>>768086808
That's fiction. You can't compare fiction to fact.
That book you're talking about was written by some random guy.
The Bible, the word of God, written by his disciples.
>>768086607
What the fuck does the bible have to do with shit? The Bible isn't a good source for scientific thought or principles. If you want old books, read Kopernicus.
>>768085174
think about it
>>768086845
It's sad that your whole argument depends on the events that take place in a book being true.
>>768086845
Sounds good. Hanging out with Kurt Cobain and Robin Williams for all eternity.
>>768086916
What's the matter? Can't handle the truth? You haven't posted a single evidence of globe Earth.
I've posted multiple verses from the Bible itself that talks about the flat Earth. What more proof do you need? It's here in the holy book.
>>768086924
And what makes the bible fact? Because it's the bible?
>>768086936
The Bible is the word of God. You can't aruge that.
>>768086924
So is the Bible, written by some random guy, who was high as fuck.
>>768086982
Another smooth brain? Pathetic.
>>768082639
All other planets are a globe but yet earth is only flat one?
>>768087007
And how is the Bible a credible source of information?
I can't believe how many people are taking the bait
>>768086991
You wouldn't be hanging out.
You'll be in a lake of fire! Feeling pain for eternity for your evil sins!
>>768087020
Because God wrote it. I’m looking forward to the sequel.
>>768087087
Says the one who falls for religion.
>>768086699
NASA workers dont know anything
They do their job.
Yeah i cant fim.nd curve.
Horizon always is at eye level.
I cant see curve from plane. I see videos from amatuer ha baloons and there is no curve but when nasa or others show videos we see curve from even lower distance. So who lie.
We cant detect motion of earth
No one can and will because it doesnt move. Look what they say. We are in 4 constant speeds. And we dont feel and we dont feel anything of we can detect.
If i need explain this you havent done any research. You dont even know how your"SPACE" works. TESLA cant survive in space just sayin. But who cares
>>768082639
Why is there no flat moon society
>>768087114
Fifty Shades of Jesus. If only GRRM would finish writing it.
>>768087142
because the le moon is a le hologram hurrrr
>>768087020
It's the word of God. That's why. It's the most important source of knowledge.
I have 2 kids, both of them homeschooled and we only learn from the Bible. No need for that "science"
>>768087164
God's a cunt.
>>768082639
This, it is even said in The Bible in the fricking Genesis, only niggers would believe in this fucking jewish trick, first this, then atheism, absolute degeneracy
>>768087113
Wouldn't you eventually get used to it if it lasts an eternity?
>>768087065
No, it was written by several several disciples that got it from Jesus, who is Good himself reborn in the flesh. It says it in the Bible idiot.
>>768086779
You think i care about you? Eather you are ignorant disinfo cunt or just cunt. Im tiered of posting everytime same things. Go do something with your life. I bet you suck at anything and you even cant get good relationship with other person.
>>768087146
My manhood is rigid in anticipation.
>>768087164
Thinks he's trolling, but is actually getting trolled himself
>>768087105
Because God said so, and he demands it to be. We should not go against God. Jesus and his love, what he has done for us. Will lead us to salvation.
>>768087234
The man juices floweth from thy phallus
>>768086956
How did I know you'd choose the light one. Same with the periscope, except the earth is so massive specular distance and fading luminosity mean we can only see or shine a light so far before the atmosphere prevents the light from traveling any further.
Now, for the other ones. Why wouldn't a gyroscope work? Or a sun dial? In fact those are less likely to work on a flat earth model than the one we have in reality.
>>768087269
But God's a big fat stinky faggot with AIDS!
>>768087209
No. You will never get use to it.
You have officially bored me. If you're going to be a troll, at least be entertaining. Good luck with life.
>>768087156
Why is there no flat sun society
>>768087269
“Love me, worship me, or i’ll Punish you for all eternity.”
-God
God’s a rapist.
>>768087290
I once chewed my fingernail down until it bled and it sucked, but a few hours later it wasn't that bad.
Surely Hell would be similar?
The earth is gay.
>>768087102
It doesnt matter what up is lime. We talk about down here. How do you know its round
Stars sun moon are just lights. To see spehre we need see 3d but we dont. Nasa and other fraud photos are cartoons. Why we seen one moons side. All the time same. Guess we are lucky
>>768087114
>>768087053
The Bible was written by men, just like every other book in existence.
Also the bible(new testament) is the sequel. The old testament was the first one
>>768087275
Testiclese 7, verse 9
>>768087290
nah I think I would. Satan's my nigga.
>>768084493
I feel like this is exactly proving you wrong. Long ago people believed in a flat earth. And just like airplanes, cellphones, TELEVISION (using satellites, care to explain those btw), and so on, technology and our understanding of the world improved, allowing us to move past our simple minded concepts and misconceptions.
What you were trying to prove is that we continue to evolve, and yet you are willfully devolving to a simplistic and mongoloidian view of what is actually such an obvious and well proven fact.
To believe in flat earth you must in turn willfully reject basic physics, most advanced technologies, everything about geography, and especially the color of the sky.
Our generation is going to fucking kill America.
>all this fedora tipping neckbeards here
Christ-chan-absolutely-heretic.jpg
>>768087346
No.
Your skin will be on fire, melting down to your bones, rats chewin your bones while you'll alive. Then your skin and bones will instantly regrow and you'll feel all the pain and suffering again and again with no end.
>>768087365
The Bible was written by the disciples. End of story.
>>768087461
Nah man, Satan worships me.
>>768087478
the bible was written by sand niggers and jews
Give it up already christ
>>768087461
I feel after a while you'd get used to it. They'd have to erase your memory every day to be a bother.
>Have stood on the world's tallest mountain
>Could not see Europe from the peak
Explain this flat earther.
>>768087461
But surely after the fifty-millionth time you melt and regrow, you'd know what to expect and it'd be less shocking.
>>768087443
Fuck...
>>768087478
Disciples were men. End of story.
>>768087461
Nah, i’ll Buck for a management position. I’ll do the torturing, and be able to boost efficiency by 12% before the end of the fiscal year.
I’ll be running the place in five years.
>>768087443
The Scriptures are the source and standard of truth and would not be if the information that is being communicated is based merely upon man and his "perspective."
Also, the verses which speak about the "four corners" of the earth only makes sense in respect to the flat earth. If the earth were a ball there wouldn't be one corner, let alone four.
The fact you believe in evolution, and what "science" teaches is pathetic.
>>768087571
The disciples were men yes. But they were chosen by Jesus, who was and is God reborn!
>>768087365
That was just part two of book one.
I’m waiting for book 2.
>>768087583
>fiscal year
>implying there would be any need for money in hell
>implying hell doesn't run itself
>>768087640
jesus was a faggot who sucked moses off in a high school locker room
>>768087443
"It is he who sits above the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers; who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, and spreads them like a tent to dwell in" Is. 40:22
I recall in my apologetic days, that when atheists would make fun of the Bible, they would constantly bring up this verse. The typical Christian response was to point out that the word circle here is, in fact, proving that the earth was a ball. I remembered even then thinking that didn't seem right to me. We all know what a circle is and it is not a ball. In fact, the Hebrew word used in this verse is "khoog" (pronounced chug). The word literally means, circle, circuit, and compass. In all of these words, none of them conjure up a picture of a ball. Furthermore if the earth were a ball, and God wished to communicate that here, then it would have required using the Hebrew word "dure" (pronounced dur). The Hebrew definition for dure is, a circle, pile, or ball. Isn't that interesting? If the shape of the earth was intended to be conveyed as a "ball" then the Hebrew word "dure" would have been the word used as found in Isaiah 22:18, "He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a BALL into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house." It wasn't used there. What we were given instead was the Hebrew word "khoog."
>>768087640
Jesus also chose Judas which was a fucking top-level decision, wasn't it?
>>768087733
He could not see it coming.
>>768082639
Also the best thing is all these non-flat earthers are literally worshipping greek gods
>Mars
>Pluto
>Saturn
>Neptune
>Mercury
>Venus
etc. Lol
>>768087669
money is the root of all evil, ergo hell is the richest land there is.
if Hell runs itself, then what use is Satan? I could do a better job.
>>768087640
The Bible (new testament) was written 300 years after Jesus died, and over several years by people who never even met each other, much less Jesus himself. Hell they weren't even descendents of the fucking apostles. Don't you fucking know anything?
>>768087766
>Greek
>>768087766
Wow, that's so sad. They'll hear the word of God though. I pray for those in this thread that the Lord will forgive them.
>>768087813
I've read the Bible more times than you can count.
I'll pray for you.
>>768087461
I feed the rats then. In time, I could train them. I would rise up as the Rat King, and overthrow the dark prince himself.
>>768087773
Lol you'd be somebody's footstool. You wouldn't do shit.
>>768087880
No, hell is also where Satan will go in the final battle.
You will do nothing but burn.
But don't worry, I'll pray for you.
>>768087315
>>768086792
>i
>>768086723
>>768085782
>>768086029
>>768086163
>>768086364
look at all these shills pushing globe dogma lmao
they really dont want you guys to know
>>768087815
These idiots don't know the difference between Greek and Roman gods (not that there is much difference, really)
>>768086336
You are posting the Bible to justify a scientific theory
Not even legit down syndrome carriers could ever do anything so stupid in their miserable life.
Fucking kys godspeed
>>768087949
Don't worry brother. We will pray for them and do what we can to help them.
>>768083467
>I literally don't know how gravity works
It's a weak force for a reason you dipshit.
>>768087815
Greek Roman all the same lmao
>>768087996
Show me where in the Bible does it talk about a round Earth? Where in the Bible does it say evolution is true?
You are a fool. How many times have you read the holy words of God? You know nothing.
You plug your ears when the creator speaks, but you listen when man tells you what is right or wrong.
>>768087903
Given an eternity, and the right amount of drive, anything is possible. Only fools accept their lot in life.
>>768088000
Trips confirm God is real checkmate
>>768088035
That like saying the Nintendo Switch and Playstation 4 are the same console
>>768087547
>>768088102
Because they are lol stupid nigger faggot ever played an Xbox? LOL faggot you suck weiners
>>768088102
It is the same soytoy
>>768088114
From the peak of the worlds highest mountain, you literally have EVERY perspective possible
>>768087917
Satan and I would become colleagues. Some fresh perspective is in order. Why wait untold millennia? I could have the apocalypse up and running in five, ten years, max.
The fact that the non believers are silent is proof they have been defeated.
My children will never go to school, we don't believe in your "science", we are just fine reading the Bible daily and saying a prayer
>>768088178
That’s because your brain is suffering oxygen loss at that point.
>>768088269
Oxygen masks bigger. At that height they're mandatory.
>>768088205
That's not how it works.
Your soul will be in hell, not your body. But you will still feel pain. Satan will go to hell many many years after you're dead. You would know that if you learned how to read the Bible and went to church.
>>768088269
Your brain is suffering oxygen loss at any point.
>>768088238
The beauty of science is that it doesn’t require faith to be true.
>>768088307
No, that’s not how it works for you in your little ho-hum lifestyle.
I’ve got ambition.
>>768088238
Who pays you to post this shitty bait all day?
Any chance you're the "why atheist" thread guy? That commitment for something nobody pays you for is the only reason why I could feel something positive for an utter subhuman shit like you.
>>768088325
And without faith there is no truth.
Bible is the word of God, science is the word of man. Man has done no good, only God and his will is what is right
When I dropped out of high school to raise my kids, I vowed to never teach them your "science", man's creation. My two children are happy at home, reading the Bible.
>>768088415
Then use your ambition and worship God. I've already prayed for you.
>>768088431
No I do not get paid.
I rarely post. I'm only here to help spread the word of God though. I did not start this thread.
>>768088438
Would that the entire country of the United States was like you and your family. Then we’d truly be a powerful nation.
>>768088438
>happy
Assuming this is not bait, you're ruining their desperate existance force locking them away from a world they deserve to see with their own eyes.
But you're just a bait troller without timestamps, so whatever, Cleetus.
>>768088472
Nah.
Hostile takeover of Hell
Start Apocalypse
Overthrow God
Profit.
>>768088472
You’ll be praying TO me sooner or later.
>>768087940
>>768088025
Any object that exists exerts a gravitational pull on every object around it equal to the multiple of their masses squared divided by the distance between them times the graviational constant. Massive objects exert more gravitational force on smaller objects very near them. That's why a teensy glass of water can't be affected by the moon, but an entire ocean of sea water can be tugged just slightly away from (but not off of) the earth, which is both more massive than the moon and much closer to the ocean.
Educate yourself you incompetent buffoon.
>THEY JUST SAY IT'S ROUND TO SOUND SMART
>COME JOIN MY FLAT EARTH FAN CLUB OR YOU'RE DUMBER THAN ME
>>768088539
Exactly. I firmly believe Trump is going to lead us into a proper nation. 8 years of tyrannical rule from Obama, the Antichrist btw, has torn us apart. Isreal is doing better now with Trump. America is doing better.
In just a few years, we will defeat Obama and his Democratic party, we will defeat the atheist. Hawking is already dead, and I can feel from his death the spirits of man is slowly being woken.
After Obama is gone, and Trump has lead our country into greatness, America will prevail and other nations will accept Christ.
I believe Trump will become a saint, and I'm very excited to be alive during the time of a saint.
>>768088562
I'm not trolling.
I was born here in Hanceville, Alabama. I dropped out of high school to raise my kids with my wife. We teach them only the Bible.
It's the word of God, and nothing is more important. What has science given us? Nothing.
>>768088789
Now we just need to bring religion back into the schools.
>>768088789
At this point the bait is so overwhelming not even trumpkids will believe a creature made of pure retardness like you even exists.
Have you ever considered suicide? I guess it's against the teachings, but I'm sure that any whatevergod you worship would gladly make an happy exception of you.
Now I'll tell you something right now, flat earthers will never reach TELAH, Jesus was an alien, blue poweraide is the best yadda yadda etc.
>>768088912
Yes! And after that I may consider enrolling my kids in school.
>>768087917
too bad you didn't read the bible enough to see the passage about judging your own brethren
Matthew 7:1-2
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.
>>768088915
I'm more intelligent than you.
Oh and yes, suicide is a sin and a ticket to damnation. You'd know that if you read the Bible.
>>768089014
I'm not judging him. But he will go to hell if he doesn't change his ways. It's why I pray for him.
>>768088676
>>768088995
Until then, you should consider cleansing the schools of the unbelievers. Hold conversions on the front lawns of the schools. Anybody who says otherwise is oppressing your right to religious freedom.
>>768088829
About the last phrase, you're perfectly right, school could do nothing for you. That's something the US constantly fails, educating children.
You're bait, I'm still sure of this, but knowing you're a redneck instantly made me feel less intrested about everything concerning you. Nothing of value would be lost even if you and your whole family should die horribly in a fire.
Your kind has no place in the world, and luckly for us you're cut off from every possible decision concerning any third part.
Just die fast so your house can be sold, at least microeconomy will benefit from your death.
>>768089124
In my area we have a church beside the school, so it's very easy to get the kids into church. The problem is schools refusing to teach from the Bible.
>>768089062
>You will do nothing but burn.
>But he will go to hell
sure sounds like judgement to me
>>768089145
That's terrible of you to say, and I pray to God that you will change your ways.
>>768089030
You're just a waste of space and air.
I sincerely wish I could stop breathing the same air you inhale in your pathetic redneck deranged body.
But I'm also sure your polluted environment will kill you and your family fast enough to grant my wish. Faster than your goddie can, for sure.
>>768089122
a small rubber ball doesn't have enough gravity ro keep the water on it
>>768089214
Did you not read the rest? I said if he does not change his ways. There's still hope for him, just like for you.
>>768089184
Which as we know, is the only truth there is. Begin a letter writing campaign to your congressman about making bible studies a mandatory course in the schools. Several thousand letters ought to do the trick.
>>768089223
I'll pray for you.>>768089235
>>768089270
I can't write that much. But fortunately my famy agrees
>>768082639
Sooo
Whats under the earth if its flat?
>>768088829
>What has science given us?
technology and medicine
>It's the word of God, and nothing is more important.
How do you know? All you know is that some men wrote the book and claimed it was the word of god. If I handed you a paper that said I'm god, you must give all your money to me, would you believe it?
>>768089276
don't waste your breath on me, there's no god. there's no afterlife. you've been sold a lie.
>>768089308
Nonsense! A man of god such as yourself should be able to come up with a method. Perhaps a photocopier, or an army of like-minded individuals. With faith, anything is possible!
>>768089276
Oh, just don't. For my wish is for every time you pray your mental issue, a cancer may grow in the mouth and bowel of your kids, devastating their redneck useless freakish body from the inside, amplifying the damage already inscripted in their genetic inbred deranged chain.
>>768082639
>Flat Earth thread
>Immediately uses the Bible for "evidence"
>Starts trying to impose religion
>Rants about religion not bieng taught in school
>Starts trying to convert
What kind of fucking retarded train wreck do we have here, OP you're fucking stupid. If you believe so hard in the Bible you preach, why are you on /b of all places? Fucking poor ass Marshall Applewhite does shit better than you.
>>768089330
you truly understand nothing huh
>>768083719
>>768089358
Technology tears apart family. The good tech was from God, he gave men ideas. Second off, you don't need medicine. Big pharma is with the government, and you can't trust them.
The Bible is the word of God, straight from the lips of Jesus Christ himself. He chose his disciples, and they helped write the Bible. Says it right there in the Bible.
Oh really? If there is no God, then explain the Bible? Like I said, word of God. That's more proof than "science" can do.
>>768083467
G*(m1m2)/r^2
Can you guess why your water in a glass isn't moving or do you need to go back to retarded school again
>>768089483
Testify!
>>768089451
i am OP the one speaking of religion is not me however i am not a atheist either
>>768089240
it does not matter as you speak with intent
yes he can change his ways and become right with god but you have no right to speak about him as such only god may speak about him in this manner
you know nothing of my life and this only proves your ignorance as you automatically assume i do not follow god also
i do follow god and again it is not your place to judge him or I in any manner
>>768089483
Good job dumbass you're using technology to impose your own religion.
The Bible does nothing to prove god exists, its just the ramblings of a nomad, who thought hey i can write a story about how im above everyone else and use it to multiple and reach my own goals
>>768089556
Ah my bad OP sorry he's derailed it in such a stupid way
>>768089483
>Technology tears apart family
Tech and medicine saves lives and allows families to exist now more than ever
>Big pharma is with the government, and you can't trust them.
But you can trust an inconsistent book written thousands of years ago that it's the word of god. You sound pretty damn gullible to me, and I'm usually skeptical of government.
>Oh really? If there is no God, then explain the Bible?
It's a lie. You know the quran? You believe that to be a liew, presumably. How about the texts of Scientology? That is also a lie. What makes the bible different, to you?
Besides thing about this. Our nation, the USA, was founded on the belief that we can worship in peace. You know what we do that the rest of the world doesn't?
Our president, governors, they swear on the Bible.
God knows that they did, and it's why we as a country were successful. But Obama, a Muslim from Kenya, did not swear on the Bible.
Why do you think the 8 years of turmoil before Trump were terrible?
>>768083798
I like these threads. Notice how OP is stimulating everyone's brain to produce scientific evidence for a knoledge we take for granted
>>768082639
earth is flat, move on with life u cucks
>>768089615
First off, medicine was mercury in it. Mercury is bad for you.
The Bible has not changed since it left the lips of Jesus.
The Bible is different because it is the word of God. The Quran, Scientology, that's just false religion. Poison by the Antichrist to tear us apart.
>>768089650
>Why do you think the 8 years of turmoil before Trump were terrible?
There area a lot of reasons for struggle, but blaming them all on obama shows your ignorance. The world is more complicated than Black People And Jews Cause All Problems. I know that's scary to hear but it's more complicated than that.
>>768089615
After reading the rants of this religious Cleetus, I just came to the conclusion the best thing would be for his whole family to catch an illness (another one?, kek) which only medicines can cure, and watch their attempts to cure it with thoughts and prayers while their kids scream in agony.
It really is a blissfull thought. I wish it could be real and I wish, one day, to witness such a scene.
Would really give me something positive.
Why isn’t flat earth taught in schools? This should be science #1!
>>768089750
First off Obama is from Kenya, aka Africa. Obama is Muslim. Obama did not swear on the Bible. Are you so blind you don't see the connection?
OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST
8 YEARS OUR COUNTRY WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND NOW WE ARE SAVED
>>768089734
>First off, medicine was mercury in it. Mercury is bad for you.
What in the fuck? Medicine does not have mercury in it. Different medicines are composed of different materials depending on what they treat.
>The Bible is different because it is the word of God. The Quran, Scientology, that's just false religion. Poison by the Antichrist to tear us apart.
How do you know the bible isn't poison by the antichrist, and the quran got it right?
>>768086792
I'm just a silent observer
>>768089779
I saw a family convicted of child neglect when they tried to treat their son’s meningitis with garlic and other herbal remedies instead of taking him to a doctor.
>>768084241
The whole universe doesn't speak English, you fucking moron, contrary to what your capeshit cartoons tell you
>>768089826
Your countey has always been an embarassment.
>>768089850
English is the one true language. Everything else is just blasphemy against an English-Speaking God.
>>768089826
>Kenya, aka Africa
>>768082639
Pic is somewhat accurate
Not that the earth is flat or round or whatever, but what matters is being open to infinite possibilities, even the possibility of nothing being possible.
However, I can't vouch for this perspective being healthy in any way.
>>768089832
pipe down
>>768089826
you are the only embarrassment. If obama was the antichrist why didn't he turn the world into fire? Obama is not a muslim get your facts straight nutjub
>>768089845
Oh sheit, how lucky. I could masturbate on a scene like that.
That could AND SHOULD be a new TV program. They want to live off without meds and tech? Fucking let us watch them die so we can fap?
Any TV kikes reading this? This could be the new Coliseum for you and us
>>768089827
Mercury is Mercury. You don't call a Ford a Toyota.
I know the Bible is right, because it says so in the Bible. I've felt the hands of God on me after my baptism.
I've heard and seen God's will be done. I've seen God's hints to help those in need.
I've seen first hand, the power of God. We have a faith healer in our area. My wife had thrush, and a few days after seeing him the thrush went away.
And guess what? He did it through the power of God.
>>768089832
Keep telling yourself that
>>768089122
This disproves nothing. A spongy ball has significantly less mass than the entire planet. Just like the planet is much smaller than the moon.
Your meme images have no effect on objective reality and your bible was written by men who are just as flawed as you. They said it was the word of god. Capital-G Judeo-Christian G*D doesn't exist.
>>768089901
The Antichrist can assume the physical form of whoever he wants.
When Obama "dies" it's the Antichrist taking on a new form. Obama is just the latest of his evil.
>>768089893
It's not even in the bible faggotron
>>768089956
Man, if only you knew how he did fuck your wife so deep while you were stiffing to the thought of God, I almost have a boner as well to think you're such a cuckeroo.
this thread is the best fucking thing I needed this morning
>>768090001
>G*D
Found the kike.
