I’ll greentext a story of how I went to jail for the first time on 7 tabs of acid for my first time if anyone’s interested.
do tell
Do
>>768078187
start
>>768078187
OPPPPPPPP DEW IT
>>768078187
Sure what the hell
Lol I take 9 tabs 2 month and didn't go to jail but I was trying to killing myself so it would reboot the simulation
do it fag
>>768078626
>killing yourself with acid
come on bro. the only thing that would happen is you have a bad trip or have an accident.
>>768078626
2 month ago
>>768078187
I hate all black people
>>768078626
Mind loops are a bitch. That's why I only trip on shrooms for enlightenment purposes now.
Tell your faggotty most likely fake and gay nigger living black cock worshipping bitch story already you kike
>>768078735
I thought I was in a simulation and all my friends was fake robot, software or shit like that.
So I escaped the house and was planning to jump of the bridge, after 2 hours of walk, the peak of the trip end and my friend call me and I realized I was just tripping hard so I walk all the way back to the house and pass the day watching movies
>>768079005
dude chill
>>768078187
Wow jail you're so cool bro.
>>768079062
I was thinking if I managed to kill myself I would go back to reality
>>768079083
>Saying "dude"
Found the fucking 12 year old . God dammit fuck these goddamned nigger summer children who think they can nigger up MY /b/ with their gay autism. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I will rape you mother's asshole with my 3 inch wart infested cock you dipshit
>>768079303
relax dawg
>>768079303
>REEEEEEEEEE
found the actual child
waiting on the story op
did you accidentally take acid so it was your first time?
>>768079303
>my /b/
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
found the actual gay summerfag
For proof (because this op A I N T no fight) I will post my criminal charges and a snippet of the police report. Give me some time to start writing out the story, when I type things come out jumbled up and I constantly have to backspace and reword things.
>>768080113
Just kys op. You took too long
>>768079997
not him, but don't you got some log threads to post faggot?
>>768080328
Sorry friend, monitoring /k/ atm...
Here’s my charges.
>>768080429
no one gives a fuck, no story, ya fired!
>>768080402
what's the relevance? stop samefagging kid you cant fool anyone
>>>pleddit
>>768080402
>Log
>be me
>18
> casual dank inhaler
> every weekend I go over and chill at my friends house
>Every time we smoke I hear glorious stories of acid trips
He goes on to explain everything is aligned and perfect and magical and it feels so amazing
>weeks go by and I want to try it more and more
>have a friend across the u.s. who I met via meme page admining back in like 2013
>he sells drugs
>lots of drugs
>told him about my friend speaking highly of acid
>he clearly has the hookup
>don’t want to risk getting in trouble by drugs getting detected in the mail
>rather make the risk worth the reward
>buy an entire sheet off bro for 300$
>shit sells here for 10-15 a hit.
>100 fuckin hits
>1000-1500$
>remember how I also have a payment to make on my vehicle and I’m behind on all my bills
>shit man sounds good to me
>fast forward
> acid comes in the mail
>ohboyohboyohboy
>inform friend that acid has arrived
I decide to go to his house on a Saturday, so we could get the full day tripping
>something came up I couldn’t make it till about 7pm
>fast forward
>holding a sheet of acid in my hand
I wasn’t sure how much to take, I had like 1.5-2 hits before and didn’t feel much when homie mailed me a test sample, but I’m my confusion (because I used to eat shrooms occasionally and those were nice and calm) I assumed lsd was a more visual trip and shrooms are a thought trip.
>I’m like look man
>I did 2 hits last time
>wasn’t cash
>I heard 5 was pretty good, but I don’t wanna waste a night. Decide 7 is the lucky number
Oh fuckin boy....
>>768081275
Faggot
Anon from the 9 tabs
If I wouldn't be at work I would green text my acid story since op is a faggot
I got one with 3 tabs where after getting a screamer on internet I was full paranoid, I was thinking God was an alien and he was sending me sonor wave to kill me and since it don't work he send the North Korea special force to kill me.
In the end i was in my basement with my dog and a knife trying to hide and fight back if they would come until the trip end
>>768081275
>nowhere in my retarded head did I ever ask myself, “thinks it’s alright to eat an entire sheet at once? Seems a bit overkill.”
>I put the strip I cut off my sheet in my mouth.
>no taste, orange but see through
>texture of plastic that turns to gel
>sticks to roof of my mouth like bread
Irrelevant
>we decide we will walk about a mile to the park at around 8:00
>spend the climax of the trip sitting atop the biggest hill in my town watching the cars go by
>we begin our trek
>the usual laughing, memes, General shitposting
>about halfway there a cop car pulls up to us slowly
>SKETCH MODE ACTIVATE
> I assumed he was stopping to talk to me so I stood on the sidewalk dead center of an alleyway he was trying to get into
>he honked his police horn at me
I’ll never forget that horrid sound
It sounded unimaginably harsh
> realize he’s trying to get into the alley I’m standing in
> ohsht sry mybad
I remember asking myself in my head, “I wonder if that was a sign we shouldn’t be doing this”
>trek continues
>Fast forward, top of the park
>>768081911
Talk to me when you've got a shakashuri blowdown or two under your belt
>>768081911
>we sit down on a concrete disc golf pad
>remember I rolled a joint for when we get here
>spark up and bussdown
>the marinara turned my trip from subtle confusion to eye raping mind bending glory and I love it so very much
>I’m looking down on the town through the thin veil of the wooded area near the park
>my vision was so hd and sharp
>in the corners of my eye there would be distant cracks of lightning every 2-3 seconds
>swirling patterns appear everywhere I look
Similar to the way the sky is painted on that one painting of scream
U know the white guy holding his face with his mouth wide open standing on a boat or a dock or sum shit
>it’s so unremarkably beautiful
>friends becoming impatient
>”anon I’m tripping pretty hard but was there something else we were supposed to do here?”
>”I was under the impression we were coming here to sit and talk and trip with a nice view in front of us”
>”well we came and we saw, so let’s go back home”
>we start the trip back home
Shit hits the fan in 3...2...1...
>>768082480
Shut up nigger this is now a Nigger dick worship thread
>>768079062
The simulation pulled you back in...
Fast forward we are home
>the setting is awful
>in a mobile home
>surrounded by a family that actually believes the earth is flat because god created it that way
>they’re smokers too
>went on to tell me about the lsd they’ve done in their lifetime
>here anon watch this video
>friends parents suggest they put a video on for me on youtube
>”ok what am I supposed to do then”
>nothing just wander the house, or sit down and get comfortable. Anything to make you feel better
>video starts
>I pace from the kitchen, living room, to friends room, back and forth while the video plays
>it goes on to tell me god created the heavens and the earth
>the earth is flat because god created it that way for us
>waitinute.jpg
>Satan punishes all nonbelievers
>you HAVE to beleive in Christianity and flat earth
>begin wig out sesh
This is where things get blurry, anything I say next probably didn’t happen in chronological order but it doesn’t affect the story really, same basic premise.
>I remember staring friends mom dead in the eye with the face of a killer
>she’s sitting on a couch and I’m standing over her holding her arm with a death grip and wide pupils
>”what’s wrong anon you don’t need to be afraid babe”
>she’s an older woman and I looked up to her as a mother
>Somewhere along the line friends dad got my attention so I stood over him stared him in the eye and death gripped his muscle that goes from neck to shoulder
>gotta get out this bitch wanna go home
>friends mom won’t stop tellin me to sit down and watch
>wigging out harder and faster
Here comes...
One time me and a few friends were planning on tripping with 200 ug lsd and an eighth of shrooms each at a lake about an hour out of town. My buddies were the ones planning it out and driving up there and I was just tagging along. I thought we were going to rent a campig spot, but it turned out they had just planned to pull into a parking lot and sit by the car, which was our first mistake, second mistake was not hiding the car keys. We had dropped while pulling up since we were losing daylight. We were tripping pretty hard for a few hours and my dude that drove us up decided he wanted to leave and hoped in his car, backed down the road leading to the boating ramp, backed into two cars, and backed right into the fucking lake, rip car. I had to swim in and pull him back to shore because i guess he forgot how to swim or something. Cops were called and lucky only my one buddy got a DUI, the rest of us just watched adam sandler movies at the station.
I don't think I'll ever trip again without handling the planning myself, stoners are fucking retarded.
>>768082160
Great show
>>768083120
I like where this is going.
At this point I had absolutely 0 sense of direction
>running about friends house maniacally
>can’t escape
>gotta go home
>dash out the door
>drivers side of my vehicle
>pull the door handle
I can not fathom ably describe the levels of fear, regret, and agony I felt when I remembered I locked it because I was gonna be tripping and didn’t wanna be dumb and drive
>just run
>I dart down the road of the trailer park to the exit
>where next
>fuck go back
>screaming for help the entire time
>it’s 11:00 at night
>woke up the entire trailer court
>run back to the house
>get inside
>fuck wait I just came from here I gotta go H O M E
>throw door open and dash down stairs
>run into someone
>who?
>friends brother rounded the corner of the trailer
> I knocked him down
Small 3 second blackout occurs
>I come to As I’m being dragged through the yard by my hair
>getting the shit punched out of my face and ribs
>GOTTA ET THE FUCK HOME NIGGA
> I escape
>back down the exit road of the trailer court I go. Again.
>fuck not again what do I do here
>run into the road and stand
>look left
>headlights followed by a horn
>dart
According to the police report I tried to jump a small fence and got my foot caught and fell
I basically continue this cycle of running up and down the trailer court screaming “no, fuck you, no, help, please,no”
The final time did me in..
>>768082160
Jordan???