Holy fuck man.. Just how the hell do we even compete with this??
white bois jealous
>>768074095
lol u mad humanboi?
nig bois jealous
>>768074095
What?
We don't
Any girl desperate enough for horse dick isn't gonna fuck a person
We can speak mutilple languages and have thumbs. Next question please.
>>768074283
Yeah, exactly.
We ain't competing with that
You're competing with your own sexual insecurity
stupid fukkin human niggas, not hung like my horse ass.
nig bois BTFO
>>768074283
No girl does it out of desperation. They do it because they are sluts.
>>768074095
we don't compete or compare our dicks because we're not gay
>>768074095
It's ok man, horses don't eat pussy
we have brains l0l and we dont eat apples
>>768074714
Dogs do and are often bigger depending on the breed. They also last longer and cum more and longer.
Just gonna leave this bump right here
>>768074403
summer
where would i find a beast thread
>>768075183
Can confirm my german shepard has a bigger dick than me, shit must be like 8 or 9 inches. Its this weird feeling of disgust and envy when he red rockets.
>>768075704
2^2chan /zoo/ I would assume
>>768074403
summer fags are here
>>768076052
8 chan has them too
>>768076307
Ohh, I’ve been there once. Saw many many... things...
>>768076307
shit, that's what I meant. Damn filter making me make a fool of myself
>>768074095
What's the competition?
>>768075912
You ever give him a handy or something? I once gave my beagle a handjob because I felt bad that he still had his balls and no bitches to fuck.
>>768074403
fuck off newfag
>>768075912
red rocket red rocket *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* *squirt*
>>768077602
Made me chuckle
>>768074095
bump
>>768074095
I feel like this thread could use some poetry...
The big nigger monkey went to the store.
He said "I need some cock cream for my nigger cock sore.
I got dis sheet from my dumb nigger cuzin whore.
We ran out of condis but da bitch wandid more.
So hurry up nigga get me my cream.
Imma be straight. Imma be clean.
I ain't got no stamps or no fuckin money.
But I got dis pistol it's a fucking robbery."
He said "Gimme that money now now now."
The clerk dropped the money so he went pow pow pow.
Stole the first car he foun foun found.
Back to his cuzin to plow plow plow.
He fucked her ass, mouth and even feet.
Lights up a doubie and writes angry tweets.
This is a real nigga he noes no defeat.
If you ask me we should through em in an oven and turn up... the heat. (mic drop)
>>768074095
>Just how the hell do we even compete with this??
By not being one of these
>>768074095
tfw unironically would let a dog lick, and fuck me.
>>768074095
Sane people don't fuck horses so there is no competition to be had
>>768080780
but what about those 1 in 1000 people that find it hot
>>768080830
have you?
>>768081733
What about the 999 who don't?
>>768081830
Sucks to be them, they're missing out.
>>768075912
Don't worry, he don't wanna fuck anyone but you.
You're his favorite human.
>>768082035
Heya, Gerald. How's it going?
>>768082065
Is going OK.
Should be sleeping, like always.
>>768077602
He doesn't have his balls
>>768082035
?
>>768082065
Wait ... what?
>>768082288
>Two anons recognize each other in a thread about horse dick
>>768082742
its a horse cockspiracy
>>768081791
No, but i kinda want to.
>>768082742
Yeah... What's so unusual about that?
>>768074200
>>768074216
OP makes the joke, these two guys get it. everyone else is a fucking retard. pray for the world if you want it to survive
I love that these parody threads exist.
>>768074095
This is true. My wife started getting curious while caring for our horses. At first she just touched and played with their erect cocks and balls, but one thing led to another. Soon she was sucking on their cocks and now she fucks them regularly. I don't get any anymore.
>>768083015
girl or boy?
we don't compete with that , we don't fuck horses , and if you do fuck horses kys
Catherine the Great approves
>>768083298
I'm a girl, my dude.
>>768083346
Yes we do.
I do anyway.
>>768074541
More like this
>>768083400
TITS OR GTFO
>>768083400
>>768083835
you heard the man, post horse tits
>>768083400
Post tits?
>>768083835
ill do voice, but nothing else sorry.
With one of these my little cute friend
>>768084024
I want it.
>>768083868
sounds hot, do you want to talk about sucking dog cock?
>>768083953
>>768083981
Fake.
>>768084240
imean if you want me to, sure.
i don't really have that sexy of a voice
>>768074095
U mad humanboi?
>>768083868
Sigh... fine, moan like a horse is fucking you, just to keep in line with the thread's theme.
>>768074095
>glitched prices!!!! nons!
>>768084244
Its a real horse, but the cum is fake.
>>768083400
i'd let a bunch of wolfpups stick there dicks in all my hole like my nose my mouth my ears etc while the daddy rams my cunt. I understand the appeal of animal dicks too fellow femanon.
>>768084269
You gonna do it or nah? Hearing you talk about how bad you want your dog to fuck you would be an acceptable alternative to tits.... for now....
>>768084269
it seemed like something you wanted to talk about
>>768080830
>>768084815
Degenerate whores
>>768084982
funny :)
>There goes my faith in humanity again...such a tease
>>768084524
lewd japs
>>768084982
you'll join us down the rabbit hole of degenerate lewdness one day mr.anon
>>768084306
I'm not into horses, just dogs though.
>>768084815
for me it's the idea of a dog dominating me.
>>768084819
>>768084834
Just tell me what to say.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04nyaaod3BZ
>>768085093
>Not into mares
Goodbye
>>768074095
Horses have no laborginies
>>768085150
idk i mean they're nice to look at but i can't imagine it would actually be fun doing anything with them they're just way to big it would hurt.
>>768085093
"Please daddy let me take a big doggy cock, he needs it so bad he has been humping me all day"
>>768085093
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s04nyaaod3BZ
You're right, shitty voice, peace.
>>768085161
but what if the horse is a laborginie mr.anon?
Oh easily anon..
My dick only feels good to a pussy. It's only 7" so none of that pesky pain or bleeding.
I also won't crush the gril or run of as soon as she's pregnant.
>>768085285
I told you it was anon.
>>768085161
>n
no but they'll plug you with that big fat peeny
>>768085285
>>768085369
Nah she didn't even get a chance to say anything good. Ima find a good script for ya
>>768085294
SEVEN VAGAHNYAS
>>768085093
>tell me what to say..
Come here puppy
You're so cute
Awwwwee
I have something els for you to lick
Yeah mmmmm yeah
(A good amount of moaning ect)
Oh that dick is hard puppy
Put it in
Yeah fuck me!
(You can get creative from there)
>>768074095
I guess it's the end of the human race now then? All the women will only want hc. It's been a good game anon.
>>768085369
Your voice is normal I don’t think there’s such a thing as a “good” voice it’s all preference based. Anons just want some weeaboo high pitch anime girl voice not normal shit. You go enjoy your dog dickin’ dude.
>>768085093
>>768085369
>>768085487
https://www.literotica.com/s/a-girls-best-friend-1
Read that
>>768085093
You should say, "I'd love to have a thick red canine cock ramming into my pussy and knotting me as it cums deep inside me. I want to feel every last drop of his hot cum pumping into my womb"
>>768085280
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OalYywoc2a
>>768085563
Cuuuute.
tfw roomate is asleep near me while trying to do this
>>768074095
We have our tiniest members of society ride them hard and make them our slaves.
>>768084679
Yeah I know.
I have horses, I've bred horses, and I Fuck horses.
people post actual good shit
>>768085822
Oh shit that was hot. I’d let you fuck the dog if you begged like that any day lol
>>768085209
W R O N G
>>768086141
thanks friend, i actually can't stay any longer i didn't notice how fucking late it was. Sorry friends
dogs are hot though.
>>768085822
>>768086271
That was sooo good tho!! Ya got me diamonds, come on babe one moar
>>768086271
Night anon hopefully see you around sometime. Go dream of dog dick and have a good day tomorrow
>>768086524
next time, sorry. Roomate is awake now.
>>768086554
thanks, i probably will masturbate to it while in bed honestly.
>>768086909
Love that your roommate mighta heard you say how much you love doggy cock. You in uni??
>>768086995
nigga let the nigga sleep
>>768085093
Lol is this Rosie?
![[000124].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FIls8Z.jpg "[000124].jpg")
Thread needs more mares.
>tfw no sweet, loving horse gf
>>768085093
I know this girl wtf i have her as a friend on discord
>>768087527
/thread
>>768083953
>>768083981
>>768084028
>>768084066
>>768084524
>>768085236
>>768085273
>>768085563
>>768087712
tfw you lurk and jerk off to it, then post referring deleted posts to fake disgust
>>768087581
Share the deets bro i need more of that voice
>>768087712
See, that's why you don't post porn. As I've said many times, just genitalia is fine, but actual sex will get you b&. That's why the OP and these are still up
>>768074541
>>768074622
>>768074714
>>768087527
>>768087864
cvnka#6666 i think its the same girl
Whay's yhe big deal with this shit. I remember when we could have a normal zoo thread and when you could find this shit on motherless. Why is everything going to shit?
![[000125].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uFjQQbu.jpg "[000125].jpg")
Post more horsebutt.
>>768087924
Hype thanks m8 ill check it out
>>768088119
hardly even visible
![[000085].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GFnqDqF.jpg "[000085].jpg")
>>768088113
It's been like this for a while. As I said above, the mods are more lenient with just genitals, but outright porn is what gets you b&. They do it because of laws and shit, so you're pretty much limited to the aforementioned, but that's fine with me.
>>768088295
I kinda prefer it honestly. Call me a faggot or whatever, but I don't care much for actual porn. I like it to be more tasteful since it's not just about sex to me, but I truly do love animals.
>>768088412
im the opposite, i just like the visuals, but hate actual sex, and zoo and stuff, just how it looks
>>768087890
Is animal on animal sex okay to post?
>>768088606
yeah
>>768088554
I can respect that. It's a lot better than most of the people here who just want to fuck everything in sight, or because they think it's degenerate and have no respect for another being. I treat animals just as I would a human, and to me it's about the love and the connection we have to animals like dogs and horses. It really is special, and to ride a horse who trusts you and you trust likewise is an amazing and enlightening experience. The sex would be secondary to the love and relationship.
>>768088606
I don't know actually. I don't see why not, but I'd err on the side of caution. I'd say try it in a slower thread where no one has been b& and the mods are asleep.
Yay! Mares!
![[000365].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dWYEU5C.jpg "[000365].jpg")
>>768089686
Kek, I love it.
>>768087770
All the good stuff is already gone huh?
>>768080094
Your rhyming, structure, and phrasing are almost as bad as your content. If you're going to write stupid bullshit you could at least write it well. Cream and clean? Money and robbery? Found and plow?
>>768089989
Pretty, would pet and kiss/10. I'm jealous of horses, they have the nicest hair ever, I wish mine were that gorgeous.
what about this? maybe a solution?
>>768087770
I only posted disgusting reacts for the (you)’s
![[000114].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XnExqt9.jpg "[000114].jpg")
Dead thread.
>>768074714
>It's ok man, horses don't eat pussy
o rly
>>768077168
steeplechase over 1500 metres.
>>768081830
why are any of those people in this thread?
>>768090254
none of it was actually good
>>768092746
I own a farm and that fantasy is pretty much exactly what would happen if you were tied up in my barn, with little to no encouragement for the animals. If you're horny they can smell it on you.
Horses, cows, pigs and especially the dogs wouldn't even hesitate, you'd be struggling to walk for weeks.
>>768093224
>you'd be struggling to walk for weeks
that's alright I wouldn't want to leave anyway
>>768074283
>desperate enough
>implying that's the cause of beastiality.
Mad jelly ain'chu
>>768074714
Yes they can bro.
Sweet plot!
