/b/ General. Only offtopic discussion is allowed.
>mfw I post on-topic instead
>>768068970
Sorry, that's off-topic.
>>768068788
I like to post in threads that have 0 replies that are about to 404. Especially if OP has made an effort with a big greentext or some shit.
Seems unfair when anons get ignored. Quite often it kicks the thread into life and four hours later it's still up with about 257 posts
i would hope if I ever made a thread that was dying, someone would do that for me
>>768069210
Thanks. My mind is numb and I don't know what to say. But I fully concur with your idea.
Maybe we should use this general to discuss all the regular /b/ topics such as traps, FB/IG pictures which you shouldn't share and who is behind of it.
I lack confidence in this thread.
I have surprisingly little to say.
It's okay if it dies. But, in case you need it... it is here.
It is here, so you can post.
That's everything we want, right?
>>768069737
Trap threads have been something off and on here on /b/ for a long time. Certainly has gotten a more common these last couple of years though
So... he was behind of it???
So I’m in a tough spot.
Been with current girlfriend for almost 3 years, family loves her, she loves me, I kinda love her. But then there’s this coworker who’s a solid 9/10 who hits on me everyday, even tried asking me on a date. I’m not sure if I should cheat or stay loyal..
>>768070977
Haha and nice digits
>>768072084
Is he male or female?
>>768072084
Break up and go for something new
>>768072231
Thank you. I always try to post with my best digits.
>>768072284
She is a female
I've just made my son some ramen and I'm sitting down for the first time in a while to shitpost. Now I'm on the sofa I wish I had a whiskey as well.
I'm not a shit father. Just tired today and can't get the effort together.
>>768071536
I love this dog. I would slap him (lightly) with this sandal every day just to see this facial expression.
>>768072556
>I'm sitting down for the first time in a while to shitpost.
Be my guest, anon. This thread is for you.
It's okay to use this thread as your personal blog.
Reddit spacing is permitted.
In fact, dividing text into sections called paragraphs used to be quite common practice until very recently.
It adds semantics and meaning.
>>768072556
Has your family always cooked ramen or is it a novel custom?
Today I learned that the stars of Friends earned $1million each for each episode of the last two seasons.
$42 million each. Holy fuck. Even with taxes, agent fees and everything else that's still a massive amount of money.
>>768072084
Maybe introduce her to her and see what happens.
>>768073145
Well, they've made an epic TV series, didn't they?
>>768073084
It's just an easy meal. I pimp it up with some Japanese vegetables, seaweed and a friend egg. Son likes it that way.
I'll put chilli sauce and cashews on mine as well.
What's your fav snack anon?
According to robot test, I am successful.
>wtf
>test is broken
>am not successful imho.
shits random bro
>>768073410
I suddenly became addicted to Snickers ice cream (not candy bar) out of nowhere three days ago. I ate over 12 last night. I blame withdrawal from ecdysteroids (insect molting hormones) and hCG injections.
i need relationship advice bros, during march break my gf was hiding messages from her ex bf that beat her, and at the end of december i also read a message to her friend that said that she still loved him but when i confronted her about it she told me she was joking and she denies saying that she meant it and i’m really conflicted because she tells me she loves me a lot but i know she still loves her ex too
>>768073634
That's a nice compliment, thanks.
>>768073881
I used to love mars bars as a kid and recently decided I should get into that shit again.
Thought the idea of keeping a couple in the glove compartment of my car made sense. Bought about six of them and put them in there feeling like a genius.
Next day I went to get one, they had all turned into squishy messes. Fucken wasn't even a warm day!
It was all good though, put them in the fridge. That night they had hardened up and the wrappers peeled right away from the chocolate. Ended up eating this messy chewy caramel blob.
Would recommend.
>>768074123
i don't know if it's okay to try to read someone's mind. if she wants to go back into abusive relationship, let her go. people want to be abused. or maybe beat her too... then she'll stay with you. just joking. it's hard to issue relationship advice to someone completely unknown. for the note, i live alone.
>>768072084
>9/10
looks or personality? or both?
>>768074998
this be the same girl that cut herself and blamed me
>>768074593
this is one of many reasons i'm happy that i live in a car-optional society. cars are hell in summer unless you have air-conditioning and even that doesn't work when your car is parked. hot temperatures are my cryptonite. i melt in them like your mars bars.
i'm quite fascinated by the idea that there exists such a continent as america, with people living there. i've never quite believed that it's real and that you are real. after all, every child knows that movies aren't real. and america is the place from movies, right? what does it feel like to live in a movie?
>>768072556
>I'm sitting down for the first time in a while to shitpost.
So you're... sitposting?
>>768075652
LOL.
>>768075652
BADUM TSSS
>>768075652
Kys unironically
>>768075351
IMO she should blame her ex, not you. Have you tried blaming her ex? Tell her that she cut herself because of her ex. Use this as a reason why she must stay away from him. Just an idea. Silly, I know. But what seems silly to me may not seem silly to you because I'm so detached from reality sitting behind this glass screen.
Living in Hungary is quite comfy.
Why don't you guys live in Hungary?
Give me one good reason to live somewhere else.
You can't.
it hurts to speak english and to be unable to talk to anyone in english in real life.
do anons know this pain?
and i'm not even a native english speaker.
this is one reason i come here and shitpost. but i feel miserable nevertheless.
i tried to learn mandarin but that deepened my isolation even further.
>>768076497
I've been to Hungary. Well Budapest anyway. Was the middle of summer, 35°, I loved it. Discovered I like goulash too.
>>768075652
Thank you, I'm here all week. Remember to tip your waitresses.
>>768075640
I love the heat. Or more so when I'm on a day off or vacation. It's hell working in the heat.
>>768077710
Goulash is good. I'm learning to cook because I'm sick of going to restaurants every time I want to eat.
>>768071536
I want a dog like that to feel sorry for.
I want a dog to pity.
Maybe it's time to get a dog? Or human?
What a novel idea for a thread.
>>768076057
U mad fgt?
>>768076057
>unironically
how does one kill one's self ironically, pray tell?
i wish one of my male friends would just hold me for half an hour. i feel sad. but that'd be 'gay' so sometimes i catch myself hugging myself.
