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Bored working at the morgue. Took a pic of this body that cracked

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Bored working at the morgue. Took a pic of this body that cracked me up. Trips decides what pics I post of it.
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>>768063387

Face
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>>768063387

Timestamp, you fag
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>>768063387
You can't be serious. This can't be legal. Timestamps?
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>>768063387
Hope your ready to suck some dick.
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>>768064811

Butthole
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>>768064866
Even better.
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>>768064663
this guy gets it rolling for face
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>>768065032
re-rawl?
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>>768063387
why he doesn't look dead tho
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>>768063387
Still no timestamp. GTFO faggot.
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I reverse image searched... Looks legit tbh
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>>768063387
Deep throat
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Def illegal
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>>768065395
Redo
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>>768065422
Do it
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>>768064764
This
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>>768063387
Suck it
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>>768063387
DID YOU RECORD HIS FIRST NAME AND INITIAL?
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>>768065776
FUCK
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>>768063387
Ride it, breed yourself
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Suck it's dick.
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sharpie in pooper
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Find a hot woman corpse and post tits and vagene.
Fuck it.
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>>768065922
Is there still cum inside it?!
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>>768064764
This
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>>768066623
No idea, hope so
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>>768064785
obviously not legal lmao
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>>768063387
Stick something down it’s pee hole
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>>768066623
Search up "Death erection"
That'll help you understand.
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>>768066887
Fucker
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>>768066887
Reroll
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>>768066887
Again
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>>768066887
Come on
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>>768066887
I hate trips
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Looks just like me

Spooky
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>>768066895
Learned something new today. How long will it stay like that??
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>>768067104
swear I just had the same thought. spooky as all fuck
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>>768063387
that looks like my body! same hair, same skin color, same weight. different dick though.
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>>768067177
30-45 minutes. Probably an hour, I believe.
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What causes it to stand up like that?
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>>768067177
Muscle fibers become tense due to lack of energy input. We're able to contract and extend because of constantly eating and stuff, or else we'd be stiff permanently. Eventually the actin and myosin will degrade and it will go limp again.
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bump
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>>768063387
Go compare his boner to your thumb.
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>>768068626
In all fairness it's a dead boner.
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pic of body with face
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>>768068341
Could it impregnate someone?
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>>768063387

Wow, it's like my goddamn body double.

Let me borrow that so I can fake my death?
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Suck it's cock and post timestamp
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>>768069804
Mine too!! How is that corpse like your body?
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Post timestamp next to his face
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Leave it alone and do your job bitch
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>>768071376
how do we know it's a he?
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I say touch the peepee
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>>768071511
>>768071376
Yeah, did you just assume it's gender?
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>>768071658
Did you just assume this dead person's pronouns?
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>>768072469
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Flip it over.
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bump
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Take a soiboi selfie with it
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>>768075330
God damnit so close. Rerollng
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Fold him in half
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>>768063387
Jack him off
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>>768063387

Put his dick in your mouth.
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>>768076251
Do it now.
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>>768076251
rollin for this
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take a pic timestamping a sucking/licking his dick
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