Secrets thread
I make money from fake incest porn and only my ex gf knows I do.
I’ve lied on the internet before
I’m a dude but I have a shit ton of female clothes hidden under my dresser because they’re super comfortable
Yes, I have bras and panties as well
>>768059980
My first real job was working as a porter (bellhop for burgers) in a 5 star hotel. Tips were great.
One of the regular guests who was a homo cracked onto me. I discovered a way to make a shitload of extra money.
Kinda regret it now but I did a irl gay for pay.
>>768060121
Where do you post it? Do you have a blog?
...When I was 10 I put my fingers inside my little sister's pussy because I was curious. 19 now and I'm still terrified if she remembers it or not
I found a bra in the hotel room I last stayed in and used it to get off. Left it where I found it with a few cum stains.
Always pull out the dresser drawers to see what I can find, panties once, porn once, bra once, other things a few times.
I shoved our TV remote into my older sister's ass when she was sleeping, it didnt penetrate obviously but it woke her up with the most bone chilling gaze I ever witnessed
>tenho 1,85, mas digo para todo mundo que tenho 1,87
>me masturbo pensando na minha mãe desde meus 12 anos
I used to grab their tooth brushes wipe my ass wash off with tooth paste and out them back
Have charmander plushie. Full of fluffs. He used to be my fucktoy. Cutt hole in bottom. Fuck him all the time. Until one time grandma walks into room and catches me. Full on caught sees me cock out. Awkwardly closed door. Charmander was thrown out next day.
Found a picture of my cock on iFunny once
I knew she was cheating on me but went along with it, I only used her for sex and for company when I was bored, but at the same time I loathed myself constantly for not leaving her, instead I stayed, used her as a sex toy and treated her like shit regularly, I am pretty sure that at a certain point she would always fuck someone else before she fucked me, but instead of going like "oh fuck this" I would hate-fuck the shit out of her. I am pretty sure she had someone watching us while or after we fucked a few times. I am pretty sure she was toying with me a lot more than I was toying with her. Well not that much more but looking back she definitely came out on top. That's not the story I tell. I am pretty sure there were times in which she sucked my dick right before meeting other guys and vice versa. All this time has gonne by and I'm still not quite sure hiw I feel about the whole thing. Never had that much sex in my life though.
2010.
like this.
>>768059980
I regret voting for Trump but I refuse to admit it because I do not want libtards to get a big head about it all, so I defend him blindly regardless of the situation.
>>768060737
Kek
Fucked my friends mom when I graduated HS
>>768059980
>>768059980
I have sex with the animals at work. I stay late to train them, and catch up on paper work a few days a week, and usually get to screw one of the dogs, or at least finger one till i can blow my load into their kibble. I get paid overtime and use that time to have sex with dogs
>>768062566
My friends mum came into me during a DVD and pizza sleep over.
I've greentexted before but don't have the time now. She was divorced, drunk, horny. Did just about everything.
Might sound hot, and probably would have been if it finished there. But that night was the start of a one sided four year relationship where she called the shots, got insanely jealous of me hanging around girls, and cock blocked me from fucking with chicks my own age. Plus I had to keep this shit secret from everybody. Felt like a cunt knowing my best friend would hate it if he knew. I tried to end it a few times with her, but she would draw me back in by dropping to her knees there and then. I couldn't say no.
Finally told her to fuck off when I finished school.
>>768061292
She would talk to her ex bf while she sucked my dick and I am pretty sure she did the same thing to me, we would meet on her lunch breaks from work and I would fuck her in the ass only and I speculate it was bc she saved her pussy for someone else on afternoons, then she would come back and I would make her have a shower before she fucked me, sometimes she would have me cum in every hole like it was a mission then come up with an excuse and leave, sometimes we would fuck in her car or on the hood of her car and these cars would pass us by or be parked in the distance and it was always like the same 3 cars, never 3 at once though, she would blow me in parking lots late night then nod at people, once we went to a shopping center and went to get food in different places and as I walked back to where she was she appeared to be to be moving her lips as if she was mouthing words to someone and right after that we went to a clothes shop and she fucked my brains out in a changing room, sucked my dry and when we left she smiled at some dude. I really don't know why this shit gets to me but it does. It took 4 months of this for me to leave her. I am damaged
I stole a pair of a womans sandals to jerk off with and into.
I'm locked down. The only time I can cum is when she fucks me in my ass.
I like coming on here because it reminds me I'm not the only bastard that would do anything to bust a nut
>>768060190
You fucking monster.
I was a child prostitute when I was younger and I enjoyed it. In fact, with a lot of money I made, i made a better living growing up.
I’ve googled and binged some questionable search terms in the images section to show me girls of questionable ages nude or Nn
Convinced a married hijabi muslim girl to fly to my city to get fucked and fly back the next morning before her husband got home. He never found out.
>>768063637
What sucks is I miss having lunch time anal sex, I miss being sucked dry and throat fucking whenever wherever, I miss fucking with reckless abandon and having the cunt ask me to smack her ass until it's bruised, I miss jamming my cock right down her throat while I cum and not giving 2 fucks whether she chokes or not, I miss having someone who enjoy having her tits smacked while she rides my dick fuck I am damaged
>>768059980
I pooped in a public pool before
I’ve had my girlfriend put on my jockstrap, football helmet and football uniform on befoee and railed her from behind and pretended it was one of my team mates . Not gay tho
>>768064919
>Not gay tho
I cut my toenails and chew them. Extra points if they're dirty and have toerot. Love scraping that gunky film off with my teeth.
Now starting to wonder its a dangerous thing to do and im ingesting a fungus direct to my gut. Or at least my mouth.
>>768065576
I do the same. I also smell the nail after I peel it off. Nothing beats the smell of the “big toe” nail ripped off. Mmmmm.
my sisters daughter is my daughter.
>>768065576
I would say you would be fine if you keep your feet clean but
>Extra points if they're dirty and have toerot.
>>768065698
Nice. Even better if you've resisted cutting them for a while and they get long. My nails are hard af too, they're tough little fuckers
Me and my gf do threesomes. The last one was a foursome with a """lesbian"""" couple. We wish we could date one of the girls but she doesn't even live in the same state we do and is in a relationship now.
>>768059980
When my gf is asleep next to me, i often get diamonds while thinking of pushing my dick between her lips or covering her face in cum. After that i often fap while fantasizing doing it to her daughters
>>768066319
Also i try everytime i can to plant my hidden cam in the girls room before they change or in the bathroom before a shower
>>768066319
h-h-how old are the daughters anon?
>>768060854
Punheteiro
>>768066463
15 and nearly 19
I raped a fourteen year old.
Pretty much, made a fake Facebook account and talked with her on it for a bit. One night convinced her to sneak out with her parents and we went down a park trail. Made her sit on my lap (hard cock) and felt her up. She really didn't seem to like it, and kept trying to stop me when I was feeling her pussy. I raped her against the bench, then again when we got back to the car. I came inside both times. She didn't talk to me again, but she must not have said anything.
>>768066518
Good ages, you should fuck the three of them, preferably at once. Make the other two teach the younger how to suck and fuck
>>768066627
She'll probably be scarred for life.
>>768066627
How was it? Was she a virgin before you thrust into he that first time?
Im a 26 year old woman and have finally decided to try dick for the first time this weekend.
Tired of dealing with women and their bs
>>768066631
I fuck my gf but i dont want to hurt the girls. The most ive done is came into Sophie (19 yo) panties and bra before she wears them, and in a few of her body cream / shampoo bottle
I don't think so. It was pretty good, she was really tight but I didn't have any issues getting in like I have with any willing virgins I've fucked.
>>768066859
I don't think so. It was pretty good, she was really tight but I didn't have any issues getting in like I have with any willing virgins I've fucked.
>>768066926
Tender love never hurt anybody
>>768066874
ID love to help you
When I was in my early 20s I moved to a new apartment and began cucking this Indian couple who had a young daughter that lived next door, and one time they let me see her naked and on another they let me lick her pussy while she slept.
I'm not 100% certain that my husband is the biological father of our daughter.
I secretly wish some chads would gangbang me while I was wearing slutty clothes.
No homo of course
>>768067120
Already got the guy picked out. Sorry hun. Maybe next time if i like it
>>768066627
I forced myself on a girl before. She didnt like it... but she kept going back for more. She kept resisting each time. Ive had to hold her down and take it.
I think she lliked it if she kept coming back
I'm attracted to kids. meme about it anonymously is kinda therapeutic and it helps me to deal with it so if you want to ask anything go ahead
>>768067258
I'm a germophobe
Hate scat or bathroom humor
I can't get enough of eating my gf's ass
>>768067300
example of memeing about it that helps you?
i get off to forced gender-reassignment trap porn. i love the idea of force fucking a small-dicked tight twink until she finally accepted that she’s a girl and my slutty fuck toy. i want to rape a trap so bad
>>768067300
do you like them for their bodies or their personalities
>>768067399
I get you man.
Was at my parents the other week, they watch TV and love housey shows.
Some boring program about house renovations. Toilet bowl shot on 60" screen full of skid marks and yellow caked on shit. They're all like 'we need to fix this bathroom before the homeowner gets back' but I'm nominating Brad to do the toilet lol.
My parents were laughing slapping their thighs 'eeew anon lol look at that hahaha a gross shitty toilet bowl'
I couldn't finish my ice cream.
>>768067135
Did it smell like curry?
>>768067790
No. lol. But the wife could cook a good meal I'll tell you that.
>>768067478
shitpost about it
>>768067651
their looks
>>768067258
Stockholme Syndrome.
>>768066627
Shock, shame, guilt, and PTSD.
You raped someone. You didn't walk down to the fucking grocery store.
>>768065777
Are you a surrogate mom?
>>768068009
>Stockholme Syndrome.
as fucked as this may be. SOME women do enjoy sick shit like that. Just like how some men enjoy sick shit like that.
Your fancy studies will never teach you that because they all seem to be bias.
>>768064160
female? how did it start? what was the sluttiest experience?
During sophomore year of highschool I shit my pants a bit and tried to clean it out in the bathroom.
I got most of it but I still smelled like shit. No one noticed unless they got real close to me.
>>768059980
I slowly becoming a trap and wearing panties almost every day under my nomal shit.
I can't stop exposing my feminist girlfriend to white supremacists online.
>>768068009
>Stockholme Syndrome.
Yeah i suppose she mightve had that. She still keeps in contact with me and still socializes with me. She came by a few years ago while her bf was on the way. I cucked her, she resisted but said nothing and acted normal when she got picked up.
My best friend and I made out and grinder on each other years ago, never talked about it. We’re both totally straight and he has a bf now
>>768068361
Gf***
>I fly back and forth to HK for work
>I have an apartment there
>Some restaurants you have to share with strangers because it's cramped
>Met an older lady who was killing my mood
>Awkward stuff but I said hi anyways
>Fuck. She spills her woes all onto me.
>She's a single mother of 3 and can't get a decent job and needs money
>Fuck it I offer her to take care of my place once in a while and if I'm in HK she can cook for me
>Told her if she does anything shady though I'm not putting up with that shit
>She becomes my maid and a damn good one at that
>Came back late one night after having a few and horny
>She asked if she could get a small advance because money was tight
>Drunk me says something about her sleeping with me and I'll give her even more
>Blank stare from her and she grabs her stuff and leaves
>Woke up the next day and I felt like shit and I never wanted to see her again because I'm embarassed
>She shows up a few days later and asks me if that offer still stands and I'm about to say no and give her the money for being stupid
>She's dead serious about doing this though
>I tell her to wait and I'm going back and forth in my room because I want it but morals and shit
>Come out and she's sitting on the couch and I tell her if she's willing and she says yes
>Awkward at first but she gets naked and gives me head
>At this point I'm just horny and morals are dead to me
>Balls deep in her mouth and came
>She was trying to stop to catch a breath but in the moment and seriously I haven't came in ages so I kept her face there with force
Fuck it's too late for this but now she makes a little more and she's basically a maid that lets me fuck her for extra per month. I'm not gonna complain.
>>768068323
Fuck niggers! HAIL THE WHITE RACE!
show me the pictures!
>>768068273
Im a male. Started when I was curious from seeing porn, seeing the women smiling and enjoying and i wanted to experience it.
Met a guy from yahoo custom chats. It was so easy for a kid like me to meet pedos easy. He got me started and started pimping me out. I kept all the money and he would take pics or record.
>>768068238
>she wanted it
This was an improvement to you?
>>768068343
Normal as in, laughing and smiling? Or normal as in, the same old languid sadsack you've been fucking the whole time?
>>768059980
I live at home still and I am fully in the middle of a sex change, been on hormones for 3 years, don't pass as a male unless I wear baggy as fuck clothes, bind my breasts, and wear a beanie to hide my hair, my parents have no clue but my older sister is beginning to suspect
>>768068428
is she filipina?
>>768068597
Nah she's viet but moved to hk long ago
>>768068428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L44fwkfx4ag
>>768068558
You have a smashing ass, would love to bury my dick in it. How far do you want to go in your change ?
>>768068446
Ha ha
>>768068508
You just dont get it do you. The world is not just black and white. Some women and men enjoy fear, they were born with it (some were made).
I'm not condoning it, I'm just saying it most likely wasn't fucking Stockholme Syndrome! sometimes the victim isn't the victim... 7 billion people, you really think that some people wont get off on that?
I watch my mother in law by the pool and Jack off in the pool house watching her.
>>768068775
Nigger no one cares.
I'm fucking my best friend's girlfriend and she's kinky af too but I also got her pregnant
>>768068428
pic? or a pic that looks closer to her? very hot i always meet single struggling mothers always hint at this option, you would be surprised how many take the offer....
>>768068775
That's what I thought.
>>768064919
Scary movie?
>>768068310
What else do you do?
I love wearing skirts when I'm alone!
>>768060737
How old?
>>768068900
the guy cared enough to reply.
>>768068508
Normal as in laughing and smiling. Like it didnt happen.
>>768068702
>would love to bury my dick in it
I have a bf sorry
>How far do you want to go in your change?
In a month I'm going to Thailand for a month with my bf, I'm getting vaginoplasty with my inheritance money. When I fly home I'm gonna have to still hide out as a dude so I can get the other half of my inheritance
>>768068928
Yeap I was surprised it happened to me but not that I'm complaining though. It's a ton of sex for a little extra.
Pic related
Never said she was a pornstar model milf if anyone had high expectations
>>768069160
Oh good, I'm glad. He's right. It is a fetish some people have. But it's also a habit most guys have, not noticing this kind of shit. That's why there's so many rape allegations floating around right now.
>>768068558
How do you know your sister is suspicious?
>>768069299
good enough bro, how was that pussy tight? and the tits? yea her lips where made for sucking cock. How long did the arrangement last?
>>768059980
i love westworld and sometimes i believe that my girlfriend is an android
>be me
>4 yrs old
>at a creek with friend
>moms watching us
>knew the water dunk deal
>four yr old me: idea.png
>put hands on friends shoulders
>welcometothejam.gif
>hold him under for awhile
>fucking drowns
>didn't know
>thought he was tried
>didn't know what dead meant became then
>moms rush over
>friends mom didn't know cpr
>ko.jpg
>just remover going home and my mom and dad were silent
>cop came over also and just looked at me now and then
>10 years pass
>mom tells me what I did
>idk how to feel even to this day
>>768069299
From someone like you? No.
I say I drive a tiny smart car to save the environment but really I’m overcompensating for my huge cock
I'm a bit of a weeb-refugee, in that I'm a refugee from the weeb-life. I've started studying Korean, have switched to K-dramas from anime, and listen to K-Pop unironically now. It has a lot to do with my own failures regarding trying to live/work in Japan as well as shitty friends, with whom I've studied Japanese before but have only now revealed who they really are and what they really think of me.
I don't want to die. I just don't want to live anymore. This shit is exhausting.
>>768060400
I have a very similar experience but with my cousin. She has always treated me weird since we were 10 and kissed eachother, for “better immersion into the game” we were playing. I think she remembers because I know I do.
>>768069455
checked.
Are you a sociopath?
>>768069300
I figured it was since I basically forced myself and most girls would never come back. But she kept coming back. Yet, i still enjoyed using that petite asian body.
When I was a kid and I told my parents I was going out to explore the neighborhood or walk around the woods, I was really going to a house like a 10 minute bike ride away where a pedophilic couple lived and playing with them.
>>768067900
>their looks
Same
>>768069382
She opened the bathroom door as I was drying off and I think she saw my boobs, the last few days when I had breakfast she made comments like "im gonna have to take you to the mall for a bra" and "seems like I'm gonna have a sister after all"
I'm lying to myself thinking she doesn't already straight up know
>>768069455
Not your fault mate. Parents should have been paying more attention. You were just kids being kids, could easily have been you getting put into the body bag.
also people you need to know CPR.
>>768069595
I don't cover any of the seven traits that I know of, but who knows, sometimes people know before the subject
>>768069455
>>768069706
I know but still, it is weird, it is like killing a small lamb live. You know the reason behind it but it was still living
I wear all black and highly reflective shades everyday. I sometimes imagine myself as Kylo Ren as I walk about.
>>768069855
So you had repressed it?
>>768069440
Everything good and much tighter than I thought (3 kids and older I just expected it to be looser for some reason)
Still going on even after she got a regular 9-5. It's been 3-4 years now? It'll end when I stop having to come here
>>768069482
Wut
Sometimes, when I'm looking at my younger siblings, I get a wild and overwhelming desire to swallow them whole and digest them, and I think it's a sexual thing.
>>768069940
Yea pretty much, the only people who know is my nuclear family, but they know me (obviously). Otherwise I haven't told anyone else orally
>>768069692
She totally knows man. What if you just told her?
>>768059980
i have a ton of pizza on my computer
>>768070205
Get rid of it, now!!!
>>768070205
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
>>768070256
nah
>>768070277
thats the 3 letters im least scared of
>>768069983
hell yea bro good to hear, i had a good arrangement but had to end it, is she with some one? or still single? she might just be in to you at this point and happy to have the extra cash. What is the sluttiest thing shes done on her own? or does she just follow your commands when your fucking her?
>>768070154
Then you're not a sociopath. They don't feel guilt about their emotions, which is an essential part of repressing a memory. It's either too painful, or you feel too much shame, to incorporate it into the rest of your memories. Sociopaths, and most psychopaths, also revel in their crimes. So they likely would've treasured the memory of killing something instead of burying it. They also wouldn't be conflicted about how to "feel" about it now, because they don't "feel" anything.
>>768070200
I have no idea how to tell her I'm becoming a girl, I mean I'm basically there minus the snip, but like I dunno how to say it and if my conservative parents found out I'll be fucked out of the other half of my inheritance I get when I finish college in the fall
my aunt does this thing where she gets touchy when she hugs me and as i got older the hugs became more intimate
starts off as hugs and "accidentally" touching my crotch then she pulled my hand on her ass and outside her vagina etc. then it grew into full on ass grinding into me and when i'm over there, she leaves her panties in her room washroom (no surprise i use this washroom at her place) with panties some fresh and wet out for me.
at first i snuck around and sniffed them and touched them and jerked off trying to be secretive and shit. then one day she barges in, looks at me, smiles and takes off her panties, throws it on my boner, and encouraged me to finish off while she sits on corner counter and fingers herself really close to my face.
yeah she's my fav aunt by far, it'll probably end with full fucking sooner or later.
>>768059980
Im a mother who raped her son. He was sleeping and i couldnt help myself. My filthy dirty big clit was throbbing so i rubbed it and stuck a finger up his asshole, then two, then three. I could hear him moan and knew he liked it so i jept doing it. I did that seceral times until he turned 12. Now he’s 18 and gay and i wonder if im at fault for wasting my resources on somone who wont perpatuate my genes. Maybe im a rapust snd i dont deserve to spread my genes. Idk.
>>768069455
so fucking what
>>768060121
so your gf is your play along sister..great
>>768070520
shit tier fanfic/10
>>768070527
My aunt used to "breastfeed" (she couldn't actually produce milk) me while she pleasured herself when she would babysit me as a kid. It's one of the few extremely vivid memories I have left from childhood.
>>768070454
Just tell her. Wait till ur parents are out and then get on your best girl clothes and get all dolled up and just knock on her door. I'm saying all this because my sister used to be my brother and she almost an heroed because the guilt and shame, thankfully I'm a cool big sis and now we're roomies in our own place and she is my best friend
>>768061161
Kek
>>768061161
>>768069668
at least I'm not exclusive
>>768066874
Pics faggot
>>768070454
you sister has got your back. its a sister thing.
also you gets you inheritance when you finish college? you lucky fucking cunt. i had to fucking convince my rich ass parents to give me anything for graduation
>>768070847
Really? That sounds awesome but I doubt it, she picked on me my whole life, and I doubt showing her the real me will make her stop. I'm just gonna follow my plan and hope my parents don't find out I'm gonna get a vagina.
>>768070999
What ages?
>>768066874
you are going to end up regretting that. guys are just as bad as girls, but 10x stupider
>>768071173
Your first act as a legal adult was to demand that they give you money? I can see why they'd have reservations.
>there is a man in this thread that's having a sex change in secret
God damn I feel bad for your dad. Here he is doing his best raising his champ and then he sneaks behind his back and becomes a girly faggot and lies about it
This is my worst nightmare as a parent
I grew up as a white boy in a bad area of the city. Parents raised me super sheltered. Eventually dad decided enough was enough and I could go out on my own. Withing three months, I'd managed to fall in with a group of older guys that I now realize were a bad group, and I'd let them manipulate, bribe, and convince me into letting them fuck me regularly, to the point where they'd text me and expect me to be over in 15 minutes.
>>768070344
Shit that sucks. How was it? Milfy?
She had two relationships during our arrangement but single right now. Yeah I think she's just enjoying the sex and happy to be getting paid a little more without actually working the streets so it's gotten better and better over the years.
She followed commands in the beginning since she was kinda new to anything but missionary. Now she's just a machine.
Sluttiest thing was probably me tying her up and giving her her first anal experience. Stopped it because she seemed to be struggling and didn't wanna hurt her so I pulled out and we stopped. Untie her and about to finish another way when she pushes me back on the bed, oils me up, gets on top and sticks it back in and takes over and lets me finish inside.
Honestly that might even be my best sex experience at this point and totally unexpected and blew my mind.
If anyone is curious though: she still cleans and cooks lol
>>768071173
I worked for my grandpa since I was 14, I broke my ass for him, he died and my parents got everything, I deserve it. Also my sister is a bitch
>>768071397
nigga, you realize you are 22 when you finish college?
also i didn't demand shit. im not a fucking beggar. i just gave them good reasons as to why they should give me a lump of cash, and it worked
>>768071546
Got any nudes?
>>768071557
she may be a bitch, but she'll have your fucking back. if not just throw her off a god damn cliff, because sisters are supposed to fucking cover for each other.
>>768071671
Like I said she's been hostile to me my whole life and finding out I'm trans is gonna be the end of me
>>768071671
Like 90% of tranny’s that get the gender reassignment commit suicide
>>768071546
Mine not milfy, I am a head manager in my company, was going trough a dry season and wanted to f anything. Was interviewing for a new postion in my company. Meet this 20 year old slut who was desperate for money. On thing lead to another she was my personal cock sucker when ever I needed her. I stopped because i could not risk my high ranking position and future. Haha nice you have the full package cleans and fucks. Good for you bro and good fuck story.
>>768059980
I've come into "Secrets" threads and posted things that weren't true, and also things that weren't secrets
>>768071735
well you are just fucked then aren't you. keep your shit tight to the chest, get your money, and get the fuck out. never look back
>>768071570
>legally an adult at 21
stop linking to me.
>>768072074
That's the plan, but once I get paid I am gonna show them the new me.
Btw, getting my nose done while I'm getting my vag in less than 29 days
>>768072195
adult at 18 you colossal fucking retard.
also fuck you, i'll do what i want
>Femanon
>Got fucked in a public urinal once when I was drunk cause I walked into the male washroom
>Best fuck of my life
>>768072372
girl, it's not even fucking worth showing them. just leave them behind.
I cheated, pic related
I have a fetish for minority men, and have let several of my dad's workers and employees fuck me.
>>768072372
You're disgusting and you don't pass.
>>768072502
love those slutty panties whore
>>768072441
Greentext
>>768072608
>>768072502
How long have you been in the military?
>>768072650
Oh yes, me too, and she sucks dick like a goddess, I'm constantly messaging her to get some nudes, and eventually fuck again.
>>768072675
You're very observant
>>768072609
I make up for it with my voice and body language. When im done up i always get called miss or mam by people
>>768072780
lol what?
Grandpa went ballistic on me when he found out I was bisexual and completely cut me and my family out of his will, so in return, every year, on my birthday, I go to his grave in the middle of the night with a different random black dude (he was also a huge racist) and get fucked until I cum on his gravestone.
>>768071546
She looks like a fucking ugly cunt who forced me to kiss her
>>768072441
Show us them tits already
>>768073020
Haha no. I haven't posted nudes online and I don't intend to
>>768073080
You know the rules...
On several occasions I attempted to drug several of my teachers throughout High School
>>768071219
10-14
>>768073116
What rules
>>768072921
10/10 bro. Old fucker deserves it.
>>768073190
tits or gtfo
>>768067651
honestly, so what? if you arent raping them who gives a shit
>>768073176
Too old
>>768073190
You can’t say you are a grill and not prove it
>>768067300
Have you ever thought about watching cheese?
>>768059980
>Fucked a grill I thought was 19.
>She was in 10th grade.
>Hot as hell.
>contemplated suicide, surely i’ll get caught
>years go by nothing happens
>FTW it was the best pussy I ever had
>>768073349
Don't need to,don't believe me if you don't want
>>768062348
Fail, Trump’s Churchill and Obama was Chamberlain
>>768073190
Yep these are the rules I’m talking about. Literally the #1 rule on B is tits or gtfo
>>768073484
Tell us about the fuck
>>768073484
Then don’t say your a woman if you aren’t gonna follow through.
>>768062348
>I defend him blindly regardless of the situation.
what a fucking loser
>>768063637
You may be suffering from some type of paranoid disorder. Should look it up on Google
>>768073568
You thirsty fuck. That rule has only ever applied to those seeking recognition and special treatment due to their vagina. It’s never applied during story time.
>>768073543
Well I was just really drunk cause I fucked up some grades in college,felt the urge to pee. Didn't realise I went into the male bathroom. When I was heading out a guy pulled me back in and fucked me for like 3 hours,now that I think about it maybe it was multiple guys. Can't remember much. Was fun though
I felt it again. The pull to the light...
>>768073652
i don't know what you expected posting your gender on /b/
people here are cunts
>>768067399
Because asses are clean when thoroughly washed, it’s not like you’re eating fresh corn out of there
>>768073740
It was story time and my gender was relevant
>>768073652
I’m not thirsty, just an adamant...uh...follower of /b’s rules (sorry I couldn’t think of a more eloquent way to say that).
>>768059980
Every day I fight to fake it so that I look like I enjoy life so that family doesn't worry, but I just wish life never happened for any of us.
Also, I graduated HS through the navy in a rapid course, but my father will never recognize it openly and embrace it. Even when I convinced him that the Gov disagrees with me, he just acts pissed when it comes up. Now the family doesn't want to talk about me being a 'drop out failure' (due to his issues) as to not upset up and they refuse to support me getting a job that supports having one, as references I can not count on my own family for even that. All to protect his fefe's.
>>768073830
Why was it relevant? You could have given the same story without using specific genders.
>>768073915
If I was male,won't make much sense for me to "accidentally" walk into the males washroom,now would it?
>>768073387
>Fucked a grill
>Penis burnt
>Family found out and sent me to psyc ward
>They have shit lunches there ( cheap mashed potatoes and gravy which looks like engine oil )
>Notice they have an old dusty grill sitting in the back of the kitchen
>Advance in my program and eventually get kitchen privileges
>Sneak into the kitchen at night and start dismantling the parts, cleaning them and putting them back together
>Convince my therapist to use it, tell him I can make juicy patties and tasty hotdogs. He's reluctant but eventually agrees.
>Kitchen staff brings in hot dogs and patties from the local market one day. I grill them and serve it to the staff.
>They-love-it.bmp
>MFW we get to have bbq lunches on fridays
>>768074018
That’s why you say “opposite gender bathroom” (or something similar) you dumbfuck.
>>768073700
Oh shit, sounds like you got turned into some fuckmeat for a night.
>>768074018
Since you’re a grill I have a grill specific question. How do you feel about the pedoshit in the thread?
>>768073830
that doesn't stop people on /b/ from being cunts. if you don't want beta faggots slobbering over your tits, dont post your fucking gender.
>>768065777
Fucking trips
>>768066627
That's so sexy. Bitch needed it.
>>768074159
Stop being a white night you nigger cuck faggot. I’m not thirsty it’s just fucking retarded that women post on here and expect to get fair treatment and respect when it comes to sex. Wait does that mean we agree
>>768074146
Didn't read through it and usually don't care as long as you're not fucking kids.
>>768074308
What about licking?
>>768074132
Lol yeah,good thing I was on the pill. Got checked for STDs too. Clean. Might want to do it again
I want my girlfriend to get exposed and spread on Tumblr and /b/
>>768074356
Let's just say that sexual acts in general with kids is a no-no
>>768074358
Should do something like this:
Walking into the bedroom, I spot the girl. Torn clothing, arms above her, hanging limp, tied to the bed frame. Breasts exposed to the cool air in the room, I notice her nipples are hard. I walk over, her legs are been forced apart, her feet tied to the baseboards, her panties torn, casually discared to the side of the bed. It's obvious I wasn't the first in there tonight. And I definitely wasn't going to be the last. I reach out, and pinch her nipples. She barely stirs. The quart she'd drank at the party had really done her in. I wondered momentarily if she'd remember any of this the next day, not really caring either way. I untie her feet, and roll her over onto her stomach. The last guys in the room had done a number to her pussy, but I was after something else. Using her panties to bind one leg to the baseboard, and the rope that been used previously to bind her other leg.
Taking my belt off, I relish the opportunity laid out before me, a drunken passed out girl I can do anything do. My sadistic side momentarily wanders, imaging all the cruel things I could do, given enough time. Wax drippings, canings. My cock grew hard at the thoughts. I stood there, calming myself for a few moments, before I begin whipping her ass with my belt. Even in her drunken stupor, I could hear her cry out slightly with each hit.
As the belt struck her ass with a crack, sending waves out, she would cry, and I would laugh. Poor girl. Hopefully this would teach her a lesson. Crack. My belt landed on her ass again. I was driven into a furor, whipping her harder and harder, leaving her ass redder and redder. With one final strike against her, I smile to myself.
>>768074485
I undo my pants, and let my hard cock enjoy it's newfound freedom, before walking over to the bed, and crawling ontop of the girl. I balance myself, as I grab her breasts, enjoying the feel in my hands. No matter the situation, I always enjoy breasts. The firmness, the smoothness of her skin, her nipples poking gently into my hands, it was truly heaven. I position myself between her ass cheeks, and gently start probing her tight rosebud.
I whisper into her ear, fully aware she was too far gone to really hear anything "I'm going to fuck your ass you little whore. You're too much of a whore to even waste lube on" as I push it in. All she can do in her bound, drunken stupor is whine a little.
I savour her tiny crys, as I force my way in. Invading her ever crevasse. It was tight. It was hot. My cock hurt slightly from how tight. I start thrusting in and out of her, ignoring her drunken whines of pain.
It doesn't take long. The tightness. Just how dirty it was. I was enjoying myself entirely too much. Violating this girls tight ass was just too much for me. I feel the familiar feeling, and start thrusting faster and faster into her, before plunging my full length into her and filling her with my seed.
As I pull out, and clean myself off on the bed sheets, I tell the drunken whore "There's still another few guys to go. Your not free yet" and smack her ass one last time with my hand, before wandering out to join the party. As I walk out the door, I smile and nod at the next guy in line, letting him know it was his turn with the prize.
Question for the cis girls here
How do you feel that I use your restroom? I'm the tranny btw
>>768074458
Oh ok. Nm then
>>768074485
Can you not.
I'm completely and madly in love with my current gf.
I want something more though. I'm a poly and I want another partner to join us but she doesn't.
The struggle is real
>>768074617
No ones forcing you to read it, and it's not like I wrote it for this thread lol.
>>768074523
You're not a woman and it makes me legitimately scared. I have seen some extremely creepy men in wigs and dresses in the girl's room. There was this ripped 6'3" tranny in a tank top in the bathroom at this baseball game that legit scared tf out of me. Please just don't. Don't pretend the one place we go to get away from men is open to you.
>>768074485
>>768074504
Wow you've got some imagination man. I don't think I was really tied down tho, except for my knees being locked by my panties lol. The entire free fuck meet idea sounds like an interesting one tho
>>768074290
i dont give a shit about her feelings. i'm saying she needs to grow a fucking spine or get the fuck off /b/. because people, like you, are asswads. which is totally fucking ok, keep being an asswad for all i care
>>768074704
But I just use the rest room to pee, I can't use the men's room because I would be flat out assaulted
I can't stop cumming in my sister in law's clean thongs and putting them back for her to wear
>>768074828
Tough shit, tranny. You made your bed.
>>768068775
Define rape? My wife likes aggressive sex where I show her who's boss. It's not actually rape if she is into that
>>768074862
Nice to know cis women are absolute mean evil bitches
This is why I'm constantly dehydrated
>>768059980
Sometimes when I’m spanking it I’ll find decent sized cylindrical objects and insert them into my butt, not too deep, just enough to feel a pressure on my stink hole. I’ve been doing it since I was 15. No one knows. I don’t think I’m gay, I couldn’t ever be with a guy, they just don’t hit the sweet spot.
Traps/trannies however do, been spanking to trans girls for a few years now. I keep telling myself it’s not gay because it’s just a girl who likes it in the butt, but I can’t fully convince myself.
I’ve only had sex once before and I was very drunk and couldn’t even feel my penis. I feel like I could shake my gayness if I just smashed on a cute girl and was sober this time. I dunno man, please tell me I’m not gay. I don’t wanna be.
>>768067300
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? You're obviously broken
>>768074795
It looks like she has a spine bro, she said no.
>>768074953
What if someone has a rape fantasy? Can they never get raped then?
>>768074958
Wow, I don't want mentally ill men in the one place where I'm most vulnerable in public, I'm so mean.
I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"