Post Your Hand
Anon guesses your appearance and about you based on it.
>>768053874
ugly
I'll bite
>>768053874
Engi fag, ugly, mid 20s
>>768054424
a little overweight, chronic masturbater, into traps but has never told anyone.
Guess it
Guess away.
>>768054566
Drug runner, or some sort of pharmacist.
>>768054671
gay homo who likes dicks
Guess
>>768054801
Retail sales associate, you like wierd pajama pants, probably have two stuffed toys displayed somewhere in that room. Personality wise, reserved?
>>768054671
30s, in IT, overweight, people think your funny
>>768055046
Underageban
You like hiding shit from your parents, but they always find out. Always.
>>768055048
Yes
No
No
Yes
Go ahead
>>768053874
Have at it
What a bunch of little bitches itt
>>768056902
Your forearms are too small to do any actual work.
Newfag rubbed potting soil from his apartment balcony fern on his hands to look hard.
>>768053874
Do you happen to do gunpla or other models?
>>768057263
That's grease from doing mans work. My forearms look smaller because of perspective and my giant hands that go along with my giant dick.
>>768055756
Space ship pilot
>>768057471
Perspective doesn't give a straight line, like you have from your wrists to your elbow.
Changing the oil in your boyfriend's Fiat 500 isn't mans' work
>>768053874
>>768057673
This anon talks the truth.
>>768057673
Look at the calluses.
Try again homo
>>768056902
17 year old girl, who has just fallen over in the mud while wearing her favourite gingham dress, poor dear.
>>768057715
I broke it
>>768057873
You should really use a lube when you jerk guys off at the truck stop, I'm sure they would appreciate it. Probably where you got those warts on your right hand from as well.
>>768057885
They all say that...
Ill bite
>>768057986
I can't think of anymore smart ass things to say. Looks like you win this round.
>>768058164
You put up a good fight.
>>768057986
>>768057873
Nah they like it rough.....It reminds them of Daddy....
>>768058334
Tits with timestamp
>>768058164
>>768058221
Me thinks I win....>>768058224
>>768058334
Pussy baby....
>>768058334
go girl I have mah dick out already
>>768053874
>>768058334
icecreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam...
>>768058334
Not OP but it looks like you care way too much about taking a picture of your hand
>>768058484
Gay....definitely gay!
>>768058484
Agreed. Very gay
>>768053874
You work with computers. Around 30 years old. You fap too much.
>>768058582
or not enough!
>>768054566
You steal bikes for a living. You did not post this picture on a phone or computer that you own.
>>768058484
Fingertips are turning white cause you're pushing down too hard to try and make your hands look muscular/defined.
Fail
>>768053874
YUMMY HANDS
>>768058529
>>768058575
>>768058484
>768058484
the most gay hand that i ever seen
>>768058674
You better get out of the house, your wife's boyfriend will be there any time.
>>768058447
>>768058395
>>768058469
Sorry to disappoint but like I have a weiner
>>768058825
So get over here and let me fuck you
>>768058529
>>768058575
>>768058693
Indeed im bi
>>768054424
56%
My skin ain't that dark
>>768053874
>who the fuck is here!!!?
>>768058968
Nigger your skin is probable cause
>>768058770
I work nights, so she doesn't have to stress.
>>768058968
Sorry, I don't understand monkeyspeak
>>768058933
Trap?
>>768058676
>>768058911
No daddy pwease
>>768059124
Broke that one too
You guys have to get better at this
>>768059078
Good for you anon
>>768059120
No, i don't think i would make a good one wish i could
>>768059127
There's the tits I asked for, now what about the timestamp and the boipussy?
Crush said I have disgusting fingers. Made me want to strangle her.
>>768059304
Your nails
>>768059304
But instead you strangled your waifu pillow right?
Then posted about Chad's and Stacy's and how girls don't want nice guys?
i like to think i have good looking hands
>>768053874
>>768059304
beta fag, need more food, sunlight, hope etc......
>>768059230
>>768059919
Stop stealing stuff
>>768059919
You grew up without a father
>>768059919
Wanted for larceny in at least one state or country.
>>768059919
WE H@VE @ NIGGER I REPE@T WE H@VE @ NIGGER
>>768059920
Mmmm
Wanna paint your guts white while I drain you. Kik?
>>768059712
vrchat kek. Trap conformed
>>768059920
Thanks for sharing
>>768060045
Wrong
>>768053874
>>768060300
The guards at juvie don't count
>>768053874
Fuck it, got nothing else
>>768060127
Did someone say nigger?
>>768060300
Cool that you're trying to say that this statement is wrong, but not that you stole stuff or are wanted for larceny. And we all know you didn't have a father present throughout your life.
Typical nigger.
>>768060491
Sshhheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt
>>768060354
My parents got married and bought a house and settled down before i was born, my dad was no Saint but he never left
>>768060338
Permanently friend zoned, likes craft beers, may or may not wear a Fedora but certainly acts like it.
>>768060416
our savour has arrived
>>768060709
Tits with timestamp or sharpie in butt.
The cute little trap delivered.
>>768059919
You like anime but only Street Fighter and Afro-Samurai, you don't like the taste of beer so you drink fruity bitch beers, and you're currently growing out your hair "for braids eventually". You also never pick it.
>>768060704
Niggers stole a house.
Usually they just destroy them.
>>768054424
Wet
>>768060839
I don't do that anymore. I used to post 'em all the time but this place has changed. No one even asks anymore. So thank you for asking, but no for now.
>ring depicted
Engaged to someone I met on /soc/ 6 years ago, actually. Before it became /camwhore/.
>>768060407
Computer nerd, skinny as fuck, incel.
>>768054801
Early-30s or MtF. You have a pretty face, but one part (my guess is the nose) is subpar, which decreases you from a 7 to a 6. Your hair is medium to short and sensible. You have a deadly anger streak that you internalize. Most people think you're sweet and polite.
>>768056007
fat, nerdy, insecure, probably 20s or 30s
>>768059626
You have blonde hair, you're tall and gangly, and you most likely told your parents you're studying law but you're secretly a closeted homosexual. You have friends who support you though so it's all good. For now.
>>768059124
you're literally 12.
>>768055756
Autism or serial killer
>>768055721
Married, poor
>>768061037
Love found on 4chan?
This world just keeps on surprising me
>>768059078
Father of 3-5, late 30s early 40s, married for >10 yrs, another baby on the way and doesn't realize that his photos annoy everyone at the company BBQ.
>>768058674
would say you're fashionable judging by the hand, but the jeans say otherwise
I'll play
>>768060709
fat
>>768059304
Good strangling fingers
>>768061103
Winrar...
>>768061037
Newfags ruining /b/
Just one more for the road baby?
Since you brought up the ring, I have a new goldfish, just got him last week.
>>768061142
You got 32 right, none of the others.
>>768055721
You like to eat just a little bit of poop on occasion
>>768061303
Right?! Shocked the hell out of me, that's for damn sure. I moved across the country to be with this guy (after a reasonable year long waiting period obviously and many IRL visits). There's so many things that should've gone wrong. And so many things that did. Blows my mind everyday that we met here, in this fucking cesspool. Almost scrolled past the entire thread we met in, too. I have no idea how it happened.
>>768061553
I know.
>>768061476
Virgin
>>768061917
I'm sure a nigger would figure out how, as long as it wouldn't require too much work.
Maybe start a mortgage company?
Guess away..
>>768062075
this a gay man
>>768061917
ever seen spongebob fucking idiot
>>768062071
this guy still in high school/college
>>768062075
You have the AIDS
>>768061884
late 20s-early 30s, probably just got married (congrats), and his wife probably wears skirts often.
>>768060903
I get it you hate me for something i can't control and constantly have to use racial slurs against me to feel good about yourself
Also how is it possible someone to steal a house lol
>>768058123
This is the kind of hand you image going inside Amy Schumer's fat ass
not one of you has a scar or even a scratch on you hands/arms wtf
>>768062132
yup,
No one actually works with thier hands for a living. I do and they look like ground beef.
>>768062280
spent time in prison
guess away
>>768053874
>>768062284
Look closer
>>768057673
this man knows whats up
>>768062188
>filename
>watermark
Don't care, still hilarious.
>>768061242
idk why, but you seem cool :)
>>768062280
Ex-con, you work construction because they don't care about your record, and you probably got sent up for petty theft.
Let’s play
>>768062501
dead?
>>768062501
you look like you got some circulation problems
>>768062501
female, currently located in school library, vitamin D deficiency. have that looked at.
>>768059078
actual skelleton
>>768062539
The fuck is a Mexican doing here?!
>>768062539
eats to much doesn't go outside often taking a shit atm
>>768062382
You hate gloves, secially the "X-Large" tags that accompany them
>>768062648
he escaped his cage
>>768062668
Good good
>>768062501
you've spent about 3 years as a living dead
>>768062648
Uhhhh question Mark
>>768053874
>>768062539
Mexican female, late teens early 20s, currently located in a bathroom. Probably an overweight SJW type.
>>768062965
50.
lol everyone's making sure to shows the cut/scars now
>>768062707
I.. I... I just ordered gloves in XL that didnt fit.
Fucking gifted.
r8
rolling ^-^
>>768062965
works as a carpenter has a dog and wife. doesn't like social iterations
>>768063143
>>768063126
>pic related
Also who the fuck wears watches in 2018? Just use your phone.
>>768062595
>>768062601
gonna go to the doctor's soon so i guess i'll see then. thanks
>>768062707
>>768062382
always plays tank, gets pissed at healer for literally everything, currently fapping to anime waifu.
>>768063264
watch fag here, i dont carry my phone on me most of the time so i have a watch.
>>768063324
Hand model and definitely human
>>768062984
Guy, white, overweight, bathroom. Dude u we’re close I just need to fucking cut my nails>>768062984
>>768063378
I bet it's a flip phone isn't it?
>>768063361
If you want, I can tell you about my exp with this problem.
The doctor will just tell you that you have a deficiency, and the best way to treat it is to go outside. And you had to pay him ~$300 to hear this revelation.
side note: it makes your skin paler, thus more transparent, so a circulation problem isn't guaranteed. your veins are just more visible right now than they were previously.
>>768063484
Typical.
>>768063484
no but good guess, I have a samsung s7, its a tough sob, cracked the glass back still works fine. newest phone ive had since the original iPhone 5
>>768063126
enjoys masturbating judging by the soft hands, people talk about your soft hands, people ask if you use lotion, you sometimes use lotion but most of the time its unnecessary, you have trouble getting your dick up as you masturbated away its length, your also homo
>>768063020
Feels like it some days but no.
>>768063192
Right track, but I did carpentry 16 years ago. No dog, no wife, comfortably social when drinks are involved.
>>768061255
Hand here, i'm veru intelygentt and y plai chezz
>>768063368
>>768063106
I know your burden. It's the same for me, except I'm in the XL. Figured I'd up it a scale because of the coke.
>>768063710
what are you currently doing?
Tell me my fortune.
>>768063324
(((CEO)))
>>768063324
You work in something government related.
>>768062532
Jailtime, for possession of controlled substances and paraphernalia. Construction doesnt mind my shitty tats. Close enough though. Have a picture of a funny sign i found at a dive bar in the city
>>768063960
>>768056007
Fuck, have you smashed your hand in a car door and not had it reset?
>>768063655
So you're paying monthly, to keep something on that you basically never use? I bet it's to "keep in touch" with family too. Even though you'd still not have your phone on you if they bothered to call anyways. There is no practical reason for you to not have your phone on you at all times, especially if it gets rid of your need for antiquated technologies that accomplish a fraction of what your phone is capable of.
tl;dr elitist watch prick
>>768064069
Office job. White male 6’0, dark hair, light eyes.
>>768063989
How long were you in for?
>>768064129
No one care faggot
and wash your hands wtf is that black point?
>>768064129
so far exact one race hieght and kinda eyes
>>768064060
He works from a standing desk too, drinks coffee out of a growler he brings with him every day because the office stuff isn't fair-trade, organically grown.
>>768063960
>>768064027
this drywall aesthetic is really doing something for my loins
>>768063833
Mechanic.
>>768064253
its uder the nail from when i slammed a finger its slowly growing out
>>768064277
Thats as straight as my fingers sit on their own.
>>768064060
i don't pay monthly, canceled the plan awhile ago when i damaged my phone and just use it like an iPod i guess
>elitist watch prick
>watch was $20 on sale
>>768063377
nope, sorry, zoe main
>>768060338
Grandmother died.
>>768063878
You’ve never worked a manual labor job in your life. Soft ass hand nigga
>>768064059
No, played linebacker in college.
Broken every finger and toe, shit sucks.
Ankles click when I walk.
>>768053874
i was thinking, maybe this is the fetish of op and he's recopilating all this picture to a fap night
>>768053874
oh herro
>>768064454
>wears $20 watches
You're not getting out of this on top, because that is ten times worse. Not only are you wearing antiquated technology, you're wearing CHEAP antiquated technology for basically no reason. Other than to go against the grain and "be an individual".
>>768064159
About a month + a year long stay at salvation army
>>768064602
[spoiler]its pee[/spoiler]
>>768064602
too many hand pics, or too many tries to get a decent pic. insecurity, or a dank ass hand fetish. also total incel, that isnt up for debate.
>>768064697
Damn, which state was this? Liberal ass California?
A year and a month for posession? Must be nice.
What can you guess about me?
>>768064454
It's not the price, it's the decision to create inconvenience for yourself by not using quite possibly the most power thing ever invented. I hope your smig cloud doesn't meet the one coming from George Clooney's academy award acceptance speech.
>>768064826
I went on a high speed pursuit and only did 4 days in and 19 on house arrest. So it definitely was not California.
Man, almost everyone here has ugly ass hands.
>>768064472
season fucking 3 challenger. WHAT?
ON ZOE?!?! you fucking monster.
>>768064992
Let’s see yours fatass
>>768064630
I'm standing desk maker-funner-of
Did we just become best friends?
Willferrelljohncreillystepbrothers.gif
>>768064992
Show us yours then
>>768064929
Why?
>>768064630
it was on sale for $20 normally its $35. Its a Timex Weekender, look it up great build quality. not cheap just got it at a good sale price. I use it because it is convenient not as a fashion statement like people with $200 watches.
>>768065058
>>768065145
Yeah but how the fuck is it more convenient than a phone, anon?
>>768065120
Why did I do it or why did I not do a lot of time?
>>768065145
Your right, you don't use it as a fashion statement.
You use it as a lifestyle statement
>>768065145
they are good for hiking though. ill give you that.
>>768064741
nah there were only two pics, you can see them on the screen.. though i am extremely fascinated by your following description of insecure, hand fetish, and incel (i had to look that up)
other pic
>>768065216
Why'd you do it?
>>768065324
I was blacked out drunk and was raging. Woke up in jail with $100k bail.
>>768053874
Why not?
>>768065202
faster to get to, like i stated before i dont carry my phone a lot (dont have a plan on it explained b4) and its reliable being always on me, unlike a phone that can run out of charge
>>768065367
Bet you're white too. Damn.
>>768065261
sure is, taken it on a bunch of outdoor things
>>768065527
Yepp that’s why my bail was so high. Rather than spend the $10k on bond, I hired an attorney for $6k and he got me out the night of my arraignment
>>768065483
>>768065392
high blood pressure
>>768065392
You don't exercise enough, 40s, Married obviously, Your job involves computers, Maybe 1 child.
>>768065661
What was his cut?
>>768065392
Works a physical job, married at least 7 years
>>768065058
>>768065080
This one
>>768063808
Notice my post said everyone
>>768064834
No one wants to guess something about me then?
>>768065705
6k, he got him ROR'ed with a court date, and probably a few of the charges dropped out the gate.
>>768062075
Hey :)
>>768065672
whatever floats your boat bro
>>768062190
im hurt :( she is so bad
>>768065929
You use Dawn dish soap like your checking her ueterus before she goes to auction.
Stand to the side when you pull it out.
>>768062364
Looks like you could clean a pool very well. But not attractive enough to bang the owners wife
>>768065822
>remand for blacked out drunken raging
I just
>>768062847
Gross
>>768063324
Do you happen to know facebook?
>>768062364
Dry ass skin
>>768062382
Weeb
>>768062501
Underage
>>768062847
Ginger?
>>768063878
Your skin looks so soft, fag
>>768064069
<3 came
>>768066024
Jesus I just pictured going to the 4-H fair to suppprt my cousin but instead of raising pigs just naked Amy Schumers on all fours. I won't be buying any of that bacon.
>>768063324
Probably fights batman in the sewers/10
Op nice mat
>>768053874
>>768061187
got the gangly part right
