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I found this thing in the bushes today. I know he's some kind of turtel but I dont know what kind.

What should I do with it?

Trips names it.
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>>768049033
call he trortl
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>>768049096
torolt
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>>768049128
trulntle
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Richard
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>>768049156
trernt
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>>768049033
Fuck the shit out of it and write “CUM SLUT” on the shell and “DUMPSTER SLUT” and cum all over the fucking faggot
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>>768049033
Where do you live OP? I'm assuming the states, but what state. It's some kind of box turtle, but subspecies will depend on where you're located.
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>>768049033
Shelldon
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>>768049682
Mississippi. I brought him in so I didn't weedwack him but I'm gonna let him back out in the same spot in case he has a family
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>>768049162
Second on Richard
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>>768049879
>>>768049162 (You)
>Second on Richard
Dick for short.
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>>768049033
ccall it Leonardo Michelangelo Donatello Raphael
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>>768049033
X'thalexiochiokalaphu, Destroyer of Lettuce.
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>>768049682
Can we see a pic of top and bottom of shell?
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>>768049162
This is the same person. I see other people want Richard so fucking do it.
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>>768050012
reroll
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>>768050012
>>768050012
reroll
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>>768049033
Donatello
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Bitch
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>>768050072
reroll
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>>768050100
reroll
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Richard
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>>768050118
reroll
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>>768050012
>>768050012
reroll........
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>>768050137
reroll
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>>768050012
>>768050012
reroll,.........
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>>768049033
He's not a turtle, he's a tortoise, and his name is Meredith.
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Pepe
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>>768050222
BOOM
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>>768050012
gif trips
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>>768050222
>>>768049033 (OP)
>He's not a turtle, he's a tortoise, and his name is Meredith.
Meredith it is!!
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>>768050222
witnessed
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>>768049033
Name it Myrtle the Turtle.
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>>768050222
Meredith it is.
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>>768049033
keep it and feed it properly, buy the required lights and give it a spot. If you're poor give it away.
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>>768050014
Phone died, I took this pic a few hours ago and I dont care to go charge it, but here's another pic, he's in my bathtub.

Believe it or not its almost a year to the day a friend of mine named Richard died so I think I'll call the old boy Richard.

I find this faggot every year outside my window when I'm cleaning out the bushes, I know bec. he's got the same scar on his shell.
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>>768050549
Oh shit nevermind his name is Meredith.

>>768050222
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>>768050549
create some decent enviorenment for the turtle, with plants, crickets and water. Don't be a turtle nigger
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