>Go to bathroom
>take a shit
>wipe my ass over 50 fucking times
>butthole starts to burn
>can see blood on toilet paper
>flush
>fucking toilet clogs up
>get plunger and unplunge
>wash hands
>there is still shit inside my asscrack
Every fucking time
>>768046923
Me too, anon.
It got a lot better since I don't eat that much meat anymore.
>>768046923
Anon wipe a couple times then use Baby wipes (a couple should be suffice) then wipe with paper to dry. Dont flush baby wipes.
>>768047324
just buy flushable wipes its a power move
>>768046923
How fucking hairy are you?
I have a hairy ass and i never need more than 5 strips of TP, folded and wiped once in each direction.
Maybe you need to eat more fiber and less cheeseburgers...
>>768046923
Stop eating French fries and eat more vegetables. You will poop better.
Shave Your Asshole dumbass
>>768049543
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Try pushing the whole turd out, retard.
>>768046923
your diet is fucked up. normal shit isn't like this at all. how fat are you?
>>768049543
Fuck that. That would be a nightmare
>>768049920
>how fat are you
THIS
>>768046923
Have you tried not being fat? I bet you smell terrible.
>>768046923
you have to much hair on your ass, that's it
>>768046923
The trick is to empty your anus totally. After you're done taking a shit, don't wipe up right after. There might be shit in your ass that still comes out after time. Or if its too small it goes back. But you have to wait.
>>768049920
Like 220lbs
>>768050173
stop eating garbage.
>>768046923
quality thread
>>768046923
just use fucking wipes and only shit at home
pic related buy some
>tfw you poop and dont even have to wipe
>>768050173
>220lbs stacked 5ft high
Stop being fat. Eat right and stop being fat.
>>768050708
>5ft
Nigga lm 5'11"
>>768046923
tell me how many big cock nigger fucked up your ass
>>768050779
Stop being fat
>>768050898
>>768050708
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little bitch?
>>768049920
i doubt being fat is the cause prolly some faggot nigger gave him a reach around
>>768051032
whale ho!
>>768050779
bmi dictates that your a fat fuck for your height
Three wipes is all it takes
>first pass slowly poke straight up asshole, wipe around inside, pull straight out. This gets 99% of the shit
>second pass wipe bottom half up to hole and around, then use thumb to push top half down to hole and around
>third pass get surrounding area then in to hole. Will probably be completely clean.
>>768051363
yeah nice try kiddo, not if you have gapping anus to begin with try plugging it up with tampons see if it helps
WTF
>>768049543
i've done that before same with my legs and pubes a nasty rash formed everywhere and stayed for about a week and a half
never again
>>768046923
literal shit thread
I have the same problem sometimes. Just eat a LOT of fiber. Like buy the supplement. Also take kratom.
>>768051639
That happens when you shave your pubes/ass for the first time. You have to keep shaving.
>>768051664
now those are proper boobs
>>768051032
There you go again, being fat. Stop it. All you have to is eat less and move more and soon you will be able to shit right, it's not hard.
>>768046923
Dont drink soda , milk , or anything with sugar .gain weight if your skinny and workout if your fat. Stop smoking weed or drinking alcohol also .until that happens , do the Asian method and get a cup of water to rinse off your ass with soap, like a bath for your ass . just trying to help a /b/ro out
>>768051806
yeah size is great but the nipples eww...
>>768052099
yeah he needs some intense ass soaping
>>768051363
My technique:
>pluck dingleberry if present
>semilight wipe upward, curling from the inside, carefully as not to spread shit further than it already is
>repeat in opposite direction
>deep wipe to clean inner sphincter, twice is two directions
>long wipe starting further away from asshole, lifting as the wipe approaches the other side of asshole, carefully avoiding any skin after touching asshole
>repeat in opposite direction
>full asshole wipe, checking for evidence of remaining shit, repeating last step if necessary
>final wipe if no shit visible of wipe to clean up any splash up or ass sweat
I just use baby wipes. It's cheaper and gets my ass clean.
When I used toilet paper I was literally using about half a roll just to get my ass clean and if I don't wipe fast enough it'll dry up and I'll have to wet the toilet paper anyways. I'll snag moist towelettes in public if there's the chance I can't hold it in till I get home.
>>768046923
I relate
Not fat, just eat nothing but shit
Thanks /b/.
>>768046923
Yeah, not being such a fatty helps.
>>768052487
fight you he said kek
sorry lard ass i can't, coz you'll have a heart attack
just stop being fat faggot and your shit won't look like you ate a shitloads of chimichanga
ITT: fat fucks call fat OP fat.
>>768052963
I'll fucking put your scrawny ass in your place you little shit
>>768053053
including you faggot
Today I did a poo that was so big it stood up on end out the water. I had to snap it in half before flushing
>>768053100
oh careful now son, we don't want your fat ass dying here from heart attack, relax breath in breath out
>>768046923
eat like a normal human being instead of the fat, disgusting pig that you are
>>768053326
Pics or you're lying
>>768053326
eww... god naw!
>>768053100
Oh shit, he's going to sit on him
>>768051664
>>768051806
that's Tessa Fowler
>>768052107
t. faggot
>>768053422
>*breathes in*
>*breathes out*
Ok nigger lets dance
>Americans
This is why civilized countries have bidets.
Also, your poop is a good indication of your liver/kidney health. Nice and solid snake like poops that come out clean are a good sign. If you're spewing out hot lava every shit, your liver isn't functioning how it should be.
>>768046923
use wet paper you barbarian
>>768052099
You don't even have to do all that.
OP, just be aware of your fiber intake & get more of it. You're not getting enough to push that all that shit out & form solid turds, so they're getting cut off mid shit.
Your asshole should be nearly clean after every poop w just needing a bit of a wipe. If you're using half a god damn roll, that's an obvious red flag to fiber your shit up fool!
>>768053557
clearly you don't have standards, its just preference my son
Good goys using the toilet jew. Get wet wipes.
>>768053726
I drink vodka everyday like a retard and have shits smooth and solid enough that half of the time there isn't shit on the toilet paper after wiping.
>>768053550
if he catches me which i doubt it his lard ass could
>>768053869
>toilet jew
Are indians actually red pilled?
Will eating fruit help my digestive system?
>>768053689
just stop son your legs won't handle your humongous ass from dancing
>>768054016
Somewhat, if you don't plan on eating a bunch of sugary shit on the side
Leafy greens are probably better for fiber
>>768053914
Some people have iron livers but it will eventually catch up to you. My early and mid 20s were vodka fueled 24/7 but late 20s and 30... knocked that shit off real quick.
>>768054084
I got better moves than you faggot
>>768054196
Why can't we just nuke India?
>>768054276
kek... sure son, if pigs can fly
>>768054753
Fight me
>>768054886
dream on faggot, your overweight for that buddy, its not designed for whales like you
>>768053557
It’s not Tessa Fowler
>>768054276
taddah! i present you the public toilets...
>>768046923
wash your dirty ass, you dumbfuck
>>768055032
>thinks weight limit is an excuse to not get off your ass
>>768046923
Hory fuck I was wondering if this only happened to me.
>>768051664
>I could lose my fucking job
You'd get a promotion for those knockers.
>>768055619
meh lame... ass... comeback..., yawn yup kiddo im too lazy to give a shit
