Trips decide
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Trips decide
>>768044010
>she bwoke my heart /b/ D:
fuck off dude.
send a dick pic
>>768044010
Abort mission
>>768044010
Let me translate for you:
"Busy with exams" -> "Being fucked by chad"
tough luck buddy
I just keep waiting and wanking while wearing high heels and nylons. Keep me posted when exams are done, I'll be in your garden watching you!
Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
>>768044218
Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>768044093
Send the dick pic and say "This can help you unwind after exams are over."
SWISH
>>768044010
>my offer is always there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>brunch
Gayest convo I've ever read. I guess it's to be expected of OP. Also why trips for a message thread? Dubs or an hero
>>768044205
rolling for this
>>768044254
My offer us always there hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah
>>768044288
Checked
>>768044274
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha
Its sad that you said your offer is always there at 1 am when she replied at 11 pm
You don't know what you're missing: yesterday I fucked a dog and it looked so happy when I came
>>768044010
You're a virgin aren't you OP ? Like for real wat the fuck where you thinking sending shit like that.
>>768044010
That's so cringeworthy. Best bet is to kill yourself
>>768044162
Also "I'm not interested in anything at the moment" = "I'm not interested in you"
>>768044322
Checked to you as well sir
Too bad dubs don't mean shit to OP
I'm OP and I'm a faggot
Become an hero. Trips get
'i wanna smear my rancid shit into your teeth
Noose yourself
>>768044529
Truth
>>768044010
>Heyy. This may be a bit awkward but I kinda used to majorly crush on you
Wow OP. You really don't know how to talk to women.
Kill self
Remember I really like you: I 'm a sucker for fat asses and a horse face
I like gay cum in my ass
How about a quickie then?
>>768044010
send a dick pic
Hiii im a huge faggot please rape my face :D xd
>>768044726
Roll
I will rape you if you do not agree to sleep with me.
Do you think I could suck off your new chad bf?
I'm going to fucking rape you the next time I see you for dumping me.
Do you wanna be famous on 4chan? Send me a pic of your granny titties and I'll make it happen
i'll rape you unless you rape me
Stop taking daddy's dick and have mine
>>768044764
rolling for this. Fuck you OP
No whore is worth our trips: send us a pic of her to prove me wrong, OP
Oh I get it. You won't date me because I have a micro penis.
>>768044260
Rolling for this
>>768044972
Re roll boyy
>>768044988
Ah checked to you
And if this is trips:
I'm just soo fucking gay and I need to slurp on your daddy's cock before I kill myself
>>768044988
Checked, and 2 of yours is me
So proud
Kill me pls
>>768044900
I'd rather not she's a minor
>>768045194
Clothed minor doesn't matter ? i highly doubt you have nudes of her anyway.
*adjusts tie* oh my sweet flower, ii.. c-cc-an be yo...u..r nex..t e.e...xxam *giggles*
>>768045194
Reason the more to post her.
Also: you're pathetic
Dick pic
i post a thread about you on 4chan because im beta and cant talk to girls
*tips fedora* oh fine m'lady. You simply think you're too good for me *scoffs* I'll take my business *winks* elsewhere. I don't have time for paltry whores anyhow.
Dickly Pickly
>>768045126
we lead depressing lives, friendo
Another offer:
Anal for $ 25 ?
ROLL
send her this and if she dose not block its ment to be
FUCK YOU I WILL RAPE YOU
Fuck my ass
Send flacid dick pic and call her m'lady
>>768045390
The sad truth, then again atleast we are not OP.
Fine. I'm mailing you a box of my shit.
>>768045441
fuck only dubs
>>768045462
Rolling for this
>>768045471
lmao true, "plz come to brunch with me"
holy shit this is pathetic op
Do you want to go out to the park and watch litle children play i love doing that im sure you will love it too!
I prefer cock anyway, adios you fat cunt.
I'm secretly a faggot. If I buy you a strap on would you fuck me with it?
>>768045558
SO CLOSE
>>768045471
OP here what's so bad about it
Trips are gay
>>768045558
How?
>>768045560
I roll for this but instaid:
Do you want to go out to the park and watch litle children play, I love little children *wink*.
