greentext thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>greentext thread
>See high school crush in college.
>Ask her out for a date.
>You already asked me in high school remember why would you think I would say yes this time?
>Hate myself for not remembering a crucial event
>>768037368
10/10
>>768038304
>>768038540
yeah, time to start contributing op.
I can't hold YOUR thread up on my own.
>>768038167
>flarps itself to sleep
>>768038796
Thats not OP though.
>>768039110
i know i just couldn't be fucked scrollign to the top
>>768039284
Kek, i mean he did not post it.
OP is a faggot so I guess I will contribute.
Be me
E
>>768040362
I guess they let anyone have a computer these days
>>768037160
Anybody got the story about Sam? It was like this guy who got a job at 15 working for a Mexican named Sam and ended up smuggling VHS tapes and starring in porn. I haven't seen it in forever.
>>768039978
Spooky
>>768041200
Literally the funniest goddamn thing I’ve read all year. I’d send the Johava’s witness I’ve kidnapped as a sex slave to you, but that would give away my position. So instead you get my thanks
