Young and in love I married my first boyfriend but I have a secret and want to share. If your interested I can continue.
It was good at first always good sex, humour and got on super well.
Stop grovelling for attention by trying to position yourself as if you have something of value. Just start the thread with your story or fuck off.
Eventually after a few years we have a kid that was unplanned, but this is where things are tough and I don't know how to tell him that it's not his
I played with my girlfriend and she asked if I wanted to do more exciting things as I was bored.... so I was introduced to a sky diving tutor (theres a video on YT) and it went great!
>>768037152
Roll
His name was voodoo and he was a porn actor (I found that out later) and he did shoots on the side and asked if I wanted some cash, so I did some shoots for cash and it went well
Eventually the scenes became solo masturbation and it was at this point the studio asked if I wanted to do porn and recommend me back my sky diving tutor which was a shock...
So the idea for the shoot was I'm a naughty horse rider and he tells me off and I masturbate infront of him, but when I saw his cock I just couldn't stop myself. My husband didn't know and I'd never been with someone else, so the scene went further then expected
So I'm now on reality kings with my sky diving tutor and his cock is in my hand and I just tell the camera that I want him to fuck me, if my husband found out I was jerking another man he would leave so I thought may aswell go further
So I'm riding this guy and he has no condom and he is so big and I'm loving it so much I'm just not thinking, I was dick drunk lol. He finishes inside me and 9 months later... the kid is born
He's giving me the best sex of my life and I couldn't stop him and my secret is every time I look at my kid I think of him inside of me, fucking me. I can't tell him or it would ruin him but i love it.
I love my husband but I also love the fact I have this naughty secret.
I've done the odd scene since which he doesn't know about but it's not quite the same as that first scene, the rush the naughtiness. I crave it.
It was just meant to be a masturbation scene with some horses but it turned out I was fucking a massive cock that was going to get me pregnant.
I always wonder if I should tell him but I just don't know... what should I do. I have guilt but secretly love it. He thinks he is the only one to be inside of me and he tells me that when we fuck but I've had bigger better things
What the fuck is this larping bullshit
Who would have thought that it all started from a fashion shoot
Fuckin whore had a beaners baby.
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1UthQVO_5I
Thank god I skydived
Breed me, fuck me, I didn't care what he did, my head was a rush, he was inside me.
No fuckin way an actual woman is on 4chan
gtfo
Post tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>768039016
>>768039016
come on OP do it for the dubs>>768039511
>>768039016
Timestamp so we know it is really you I have some questions I would like to ask
>>768038575
Lol white dude is mad
>>768040170
Lol nigger just wants to impregnate white whores
>>768040429
Woah! I'm Mexican and German ya fuckface, I'm just pointing out how irate you are, chill dude, that bitch aint yours, it's an obvious bait thread...
>>768038901
23 posts till GTFO
18 posts till LARP called
25 till Tits & GTFO called
27 till 2nd Tits & GTFO called
28 till timestamp called
this is about the 32nd post
backbone index = callout weight / post number
aggregate backbone index = sum (backbon indices) / (total posts * max callout weight)
callout weights :
call LARP (weak) 1point
call timestamp (weak) 2points
call GTFO (weak) 2 points
Shitpost pic or pasta (OK) 4 points
call TITS or GTFO (OK) 4 points
call TITS or GTFO with explanatory picture or pasta 5 points
Shitpost TITS or GTFO and shitpost pic or pasta 5 points
OP leaves/stops posting = 100 points / last OP Post number
Thanks to the Anons with backbone, but The number on this thread sucks, calculation pending
>>768041648
2/23 + 1/18 + 4/25 + 4/27 + 2/32 = 0.365
aggregate 0.365 / (6*28) = why even hit calculate ? pitiful
The point is you can show all the backbone in any single post you can, but if OP continues through to 404, you fail. you can top-spine every post, and still fail.
because the goal is to dump the OP or get stamps and tits.
>>768040874
Germaexican
>>768041648
>aggregate backbone index = sum (backbon indices) / (total posts * max callout weight)
aggregate = sum(backbone callout indices) / (sum [2..N] ( 6 / n ))
the formula shows the longer the thread goes, even at unbroken top weight callouts, fail creeps in.
Haven't even calculated demerits for 'responsive postings' to unverified OP...
