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I have decided to become a superhero. I'm sick of my town

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I have decided to become a superhero. I'm sick of my town filling up with scum and the police doing nothing. I'm tired to being woken up by drunks and I've had enough of homeless people.

I'm stocking up on weapons and kit from Amazon, and as soon as I can get a stab-vest I'm going to clean the streets.

trips decided my superhero name. I'm 100% serious.
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u gonna kill niggers?
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Fagboy
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Gaylord Sissyfingers
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>>768031409
Gay Boy and Buttplug
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>>768031452
We don't really have a nigger problem here, but it's over for the chavs
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>>768031409
The fagtastic adventures of Anilingus-Man
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The Nigger Faggot
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>>768031409
Hitler
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The Cockmongler
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>>768031409
OP, you gotta let us know how you decided to get super powers too.
Also rolling....
"The Pink Pedophile"
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>>768031409
The thugs new cumdumpster.
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Stabvestman
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>>768031409
"I am a scared boi that can“t argue my points and adapt myself based on reality, so I will target the symptoms of a overall huge problem and act like i cured the disease". Does not roll of the tongue that well though... :/
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>>768031409
The Almighty Fedora
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>>768031409
Stab me.
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>>768031409
The Dork Knight
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Not Batman
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>>768031409
The Brony's Tampon
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>>768031871
>:/
15 year old girl's opinion disregarded
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>>768031409
The Analgasmer
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Tripsman
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>>768031409
Let's make things confusing.
"The Supreme Gentleman"
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>>768031409
the
im100%fuckinfagit
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Patrol the mall and call yourself Mall Might
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The red tampon
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>>768031409
I'm gonna go with my rivals name every time on Pokemon
"DICKS" all caps.
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>>768032219
>>768032224
>>768032229
god we missed it
the quads
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Spartos
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The Big Stinky Faggot
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wnnau sum fuq?
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dicksucker
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Hype Beast
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>>768032114
>>768032224
>>768032229
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>>768031409
gay
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>>768032342
>>768032336
>>768032317
again
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>>768031409
and THAT's how you get put on a watchlist.
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>>768032291
Irrelevant. OP said trips...also... The Shemale
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Fe-man
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>>768031409
Chav buster.
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faggitqueen
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Wingman
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>>768031409
"Child Defiler"
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The Maw Lester
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Kosmo Kramer
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>>768031409
well I must say I think about doing that myself... be sure to have a mask that won't go off, and don't use weapons that are too speacial, becasue too reconizable. Also get fit, do martial art and prepare a first kit help. Now have fun with your nights under the name of : MegaFag. But how would people know your superheroname? better let them gossip and make a name for you. also, you can remove "super" from "superhero", as for the "hero", you'll have to deserve it
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Revenge
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Batman
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powerfaggot
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>>768031409 "captain obviously a pedophile"
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>>768032534
Reroll
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>>768032539
this
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>>768032208
Rolling for this
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Seven but you spell it in Roman Numerals

" VII "
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>>768031409
Kanye West
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>>768032556
im leavin - 1 comment to winrar
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Lil Dickey
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The Sultan of Sodomy
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A halo 4 helmet name
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Your super hero name shall be

Nigger
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>>768032208
This has to happen
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>>768032534
Reroll. Satan get
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>>768032666
OH SHIT SON
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>>768032666
Winner
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>>768032666
Fucking winter
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>>768031409
Rolling for "Virgin Wizard"
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>>768032075
rerolling for that mighty nick
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Trapman
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>>768032666
Well shit dude
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>>768032666
Fucking winrar
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>>768032666
Do it OP
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Peppino
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>>768032666
This escalated quickly
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>>768031409
Now we all witnessed the origin story of the super hero known only as "Nigger"
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>>768032666
WINRAR
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The edgy faggot
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TELEMUNDO
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>>768032666
You also invoked Satan as well. Nice one bro.
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Ronnie fucking Pickering
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So your name is satanigger
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>>768031409
Also pics or it didn't happen I wasn't too see those damn Amazon orders man.
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>>768032666
Nice
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Anyone making a screen cap of this. Been a while since I seen a nigger win anything
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>>768032666
now eighter OP has some ball or he hasn't. I hope you will be kicking ass with "Nigger" tagged on you back. or maybe "The Nigger"
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Suspi
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>>768032666
Well hot damn there you go op Satan has given you your new identity.
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>>768031409
That's called terrorism
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>>768031409
ded boi
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A devilish trip

squandered on decadent comedy
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>>768031409
Brian the Bastard
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