ctrl fno YLYLYou disgust me /b/
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>ctrl f
>no YLYL
You disgust me /b/
thoughts exactly
I have a green article for sharing. Please apologize to the words of English.
>Was a 19 year old medical transporter
>Single as a fan
>Masturbate into tissue paper every night
>Place used cum tissue in trash basket next to bed
>Return to find shredded cum tissues sprinkle the home
>The dog have come in the baskets
>I think is gross. Talk dog is bad dog no to eat my cum tissue
>Shut dog from the bedroom when I leave for medical transportation
>Dog sit out the bedroom door and whine, it cannot live without my delicious cum tissue
>Dodge passed me as ninja whenever I gape door for my cum tissue acquire
>Explain the problem to a veterinarians
>Veterinarians guidance eat dark chocolate make my cum taste bad
>Eat a dark dark chocolate that I ascend 5 kilos
>Has a set contrast the result on a person
>Return to find shredded cum tissues sprinkle home again
>Dog taught self to open door for to obtain my cum tissue
>Place trash basket on high shelf dog cannot reach
>Dog is depressed, no more desire to go on foot or play outside
>Think only of what meat pills it can turn around
>Acquire new girlfriend bring to find shredded cum tissues sprinkle home again
>Dog knocked high shelf off wall for getting my cum fabric
>She say, “Oh your dog is enjoying the tissues of hardened mucus.”
>Yes is right
>No more masturbate for me on account of new girlfriend is to receive my cum
>Smart bastard understands why, have a hate for new girlfriend
>Girlfriend now wife still has no idea why the dog have a hate for her
All these undesirables
>>768024876
the spaceshuttle says usa you fucking retard
>>768024900
>Dog taught self to open door for to obtain my cum tissue
Fken lost
>>768024966
>Found the joke
>>768024900
What a dog...
>>768024748
Why did Mickey divorce Minnie...because she was fucking Goofy!
>>768025142
It's about 250 words.
Goddamn gen X.
>>768025229
HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE
>>768025443
Yes, we know.
>>768025252
>he has catfish me for the 2nd time
lost
>>768024913
what is more funny. the fact that chan4 is on there or the fact that all of those attributes describe anons
Yo!
Anyone got that list of animals like a long nose fuck face ant muncher??
you know the one
Don't pretend you don't
And thank you /b/ro
>>768026543
Fucking LOL, why
>>768025443
Do ya... do ya know?
>>768025229
taht gay bj
>>768026543
NICE FEET
>>768024748
>You disgust me /b/
Yeah, and I'm disgusted by the sheer amount of shemale dick, but what should I do?
>>768026543
nice feet
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>>768026394
bumping for this, fuckers
>>768024748
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768024900
>Eat a dark dark chocolate that I ascend 5 kilos
Please be real
>>768027593
I believe you when you say it's true because it's not funny
>>768024966
you're a fucking genius
>>768024748
https://youtu.be/QOVzI1TaUAw
>>768027208
funny named animals....anyone...?
>>768027593
Did u just make this story up? again? u fucking faggot
>>76800000
Amazing!!!!! No. It's stupid. Faggot!
>>768027593
Shitty bait turns into shitty pasta
Kys newfag cancer scum
>>768024748
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
>>768027902
30 /b/ros here and no one got the animals.jpg..??
The end is truly nigh
>>768025252
fucking durgesh
>>768024900
I hope Pixar makes a movie out of this story.
>>768024748
https://youtu.be/7-uhrHo9uv0
⬜⬜⬜
>>768025229
I recognize that gay blowjob
>>768028528
Stop spamming this filth you inbred
>>768026394
No idea what you're talking about.
>>768026394
You mean this?
>>768028333
hey this one is pretty good
>>768028623
bro u dont like ragecomics???
>>768028862
close my /b/rother, a thousand thank yous and a thousand virgins at the time of your parting....
I found it!!
http://boredomtherapy.com/funny-animal-names/
>>768028623
wow rude
>>768028333
>>768028365
>>768028403
>>768028448
>>768028483
>>768028528
>>768028560
do u mind if i save some of these??
>>768025426
Topkek
>>768029161
>>768029188
so relatable
Why this 9faggotry?
>>768029220
Actually, yes....please don't save without me knowing
>>768028122
>>768028163
Get your aids out of here
>>768024855
Probably sending her last text to her loved one.
>>768024966
There’s a Canadian flag in the USA pic
Are you fucking sense?
Google transpassing Reddit, you will be disgusted.
>>768024900
Holy fugg dude
>>768024894
Need one of these
fucking rage comics
get the fuck out 13 year old normies
>>768028353
"Hipsters will be sent to concentration camps"
"Engage in warfare against the homeless using minorities as human shields"
>>768027593
I’m actually getting to the point where when I see this I get excited about the comments following. Those are usually actually kind of entertaining.
>>768025142
Seriously gut yourself faggot
>>768024876
Wow, that is a very early Canadarm prototype. I didnt realise those photos had been released.
>>768027197
well yeah, thats the idea faggot
>>768025202
Unfunny. Back to /pol/, fuckwit. Kys.
>>768029935
I’ve never notices the dildo on the helmet before.
>>768024900
>>She say, “Oh your dog is enjoying the tissues of hardened mucus.”
>>Yes is right
Fucking lol
>>768025229
deeply cursed
>>768030149
>Being this new.
>>768025142
>so much text
If you read it twice it MIGHT take 35 seconds.
>>768030149
>buthurt kike
Leave 4chan you plebbit faggot
>>768025401
>gen X
Are you actually retarded?
>>768028262
>>768028295
these looks like an AI made them
>>768025751
>when the left memes
I feel bad for you
holy fuck this is the worst ylyl i have ever seen i actually LOST laughing at how this is the worst ylyl i have ever seen
>>768025252
elliot curry rodgers
>>768030166
another rat get, checked
>>768027778
>>768028068
>>768028101
>>768028199
If you'd just fucking ignore it this shit would immeadiately stop being posted yet you stupid niggers deep down love seeing it for some god awful reason.
>>768029935
i want one of these hats
>>768026543
Who is this pretty lady?
>>768030388
Yeah what this thread needs is some faggot whining and complaining to people who don't fucking care what he thinks. Nice contribution
What a shit thread
>>768027767
>not adding in The Huge Unhappy
Fucking kids today. I don't even want to know what's in your history book, you little pissant
>>768029935
Wait, I thought that Neil Patrick Harris was gay...
>>768028218
It's so bad its good
>>768029611
Kys, stormnigger faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THduTL8WJWE
>>768030272
Summerfag. Kys, 10yo fucktard.
>>768030719
These terrible posts just keep rolling in. It's like everytime I post shit, it just adds to the pile of shit. I dun git
>>768030969
gold!
>>768030272
>triggered stormnigger
LMAO
>>768024900
>No more masturbate for me on account of new girlfriend is to receive my cum
>Smart bastard understands why, have a hate for new girlfriend
I lost
>>768030926
Just fucking awful. Go back to Facebook.
>>768030931
>>768031194
>only stormfags hate jews
by allah we will take Israel and rape all your woman, rat
>>768025359
Lost
>>768024900
you passed. passed autism test and it is positive.
>>768026733
kek
>>768031418
Allah is the god of goat asshole, right?
>>768025751
But he still would date her.
>>768030451
getty images.... Stock image ... What the fuck kinda of use would this be? Who orders an image like this?
>>768031947
That's the joke moron
>>768031418
>>768031418
.
>>768031994
I just got stoned and stared at this for like 60 seconds. Then lost
>>768029938
This should really be called deep throat.
>>768031418
..
>>768030149
that was funny you tard
>>768030828
>posting pics of actors in costumes as a serious rebuttal
>>768032480
Kys, summerfag
>>768025229
Someone post it on >>>/wg/
>>768031813
Lost
>>768029220
sure, go ahead. They're all yours buddy.
>>768031194
Jews are scum and calling me anything such as racist or anti-semitic is not an insult, fuck off kike
>>768031994
Antifa at its finest
>>768029938
god i wish that was my dick
>>768031850
According to some of the threads on here, most would date her if she was their daughter too.
>>768032627
>Kys, summerfag
Newfag
>>768032569
>>768024900
>>She say, “Oh your dog is enjoying the tissues of hardened mucus.”
I lost
>>768032672
>Triggered
LMAO
>>768032898
wow
>>768032432
loool
>>768029935
wasnt he eaten alive by ferrets or something
>>768032898
You are both fucking retarded children, I hope you and your families get rectal cancer
>>768033131
this
>>768033131
Ive never had sex with a downy kid you faggot
>>768026543
nice feet
>>768032809
Lol fake and gay
No pun intended
>>768033167
>>768032169
>hanged
Jidf invades ylyl now huh. Why is it that everything the jew touches turns to cancer? Is it their own inbred, deleterious genetics manifesting itself into their behavior?
>>768024966
>>768033131
Double triggered
MY SIDES!!
>>768033617
Lost
>>768024900
Sorry words of English
>>768033343
Five seconds on google. True and accurate. sHitler was a pederast.
>>768025751
Relatable
>being racist unironically
>>768033497
>>768029390
Lost
>>768028672
i feel fucking ill knowing i laughed at this just now.
>>768032440
It's not even in her throat
>>768025401
>>768030218
>>768030095
Wow, do you take the time to read everything you find on the internet? Go take your ritalin, kids
>>768033705
>FB_IMG
>>768027767
Kek
>>768033932
Kek the gen-xer finally responds. Probably took him a while to figure out how to comment on multiple posts lmao
>>768033969
Sorry lad recycled, i posted it there and then lost it so i had to get it back from there
>>768028122
it's so shitty i lost
>>768025252
Poor Sanjay
Fuck that Durgesh
>>768033679
Fucking lost
>>768032652
savage
>>768029938
y boner
>>768030912
Jesus
>>768034306
But Durgesh also loves breasts.
>>768024900
>>No more masturbate for me on account of new girlfriend is to receive my cum
>>Smart bastard understands why
lost it
good job anon
>>768034016
This got me gud!
>>768029530
Awfully defensive of his masculinity
>>768033038
The cringiest part is that the dude went to get a tattoo in a shirt and tie. What a fucking asshat.
>>768033366
Nice full house.
Also lost. I went to the website expecting the shockiest of shock sites. Was not disappointed (but wont go back)
>>768034033
You keep calling him gen x. You assume he's 41?
>>768024913
lost @ non white
>>768025401
>>768030095
>>768030218
>Being this newfag
>>768035778
Its on a sloppily erased spot so... pretty sure there was another word their before this pic was taken.
>>768034699
It seems more like Satan's work tbf
Some random kid called me this morning and demanded he didnt have the wrong number. Should I ask him on a date at the playground?
>>768024876
damm alredy lost.
https://youtu.be/rH8KgVc2h7M
Be shure to like it
>>768033737
Decided to spot check a couple of those and lost, hard at how full of shit it is.
>>768033659
My ass it’s your prom dress
>>768036849
A true autist decided to check on wikipedia and google i guess.
>>768026543
nice feet
>>768024748
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PyNlSztFq4
>>768024900
include in screenshot
>>768024876
nigga you got it backwards and i AM from eurochuck
>>768029938
Not a you boner you lose thread.
>>768024913
>chan 4
Great thread guys. LOVE THE RACIST YLYL
>>768030583
Its probably samefagging.
>>768025114
i lost to this....
>good night b
>>768033734
>ay yo is that real jew?
>yeah man, it's totes judekind
>>768033526
Lol, you're so triggered.
>>768034881
he is winning.
what else would you wear.
>>768025229
ya got me. I puffed a bit of air out my nose.
>>768030149
>Oy vey, shut it down!
>>768025450
Kek. I bet the citizens of leddit had a fucking aneurysm reading that before it was deleted, purged and the OP was cast into a pit of molten lava
All these undesirables
>>768035778
>>768035975
Yup, it said black, but then it was erased to include Asians
>>768029611
thanks anon... omg almost died.
>>768033779
Based
Bump
>>768032788
This why women get murdered by their boyfriends.
>>768029938
Tall blonde chick gives good suck at the zoo
