Oh my god you found him!! I thought he was lost forever I’m so happy! I don’t have any money for a reward but I’ll do anything you want! Anything!
Leave forever and never return.
>>768016757
where's the niga asking for nudes? well, here i am
>>768016856
But this is my house? Lol
Make me a sandwich, naked. Then feed it to me while giving me a lap dance. Then invite your friends over so we can have an orgy.
lets go for a date first then i'll decide. k
>>768016946
Where are we going? :)
>>768016936
What kind of sandwich?
>>768017069
ham and cheese but hold the mayo!
>>768000000
>>768017069
somewhere we can peacefully start with kiss.
>>768018077
Huh? :|
>>768018088
Kiss at the start of the date? :o
>>768016757
I think you should show appreciation by putting peanut butter on your dick and let him lick it until he bites
>>768016757
Why must you rp like this?
RED ROCKET
>>768018179
I don’t have a dick :/
>>768018361
What?
>>768018399
It means jerk the dog off. I'm just kidding though, pic of your asshole will suffice.
>>768018102
Oh, nothing much. I used this pointless thread to link myself to the get.
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>>768018122
well , fuck then... lel
>>768018376
Oh wow he already bit it off.
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>768018829
You want to fuck at the start of the date?
>>768016757
Ok well i want this dog. We bonded on the trip over here.
>>768020486
:( well wherever Rex goes I go!
>>768020542
Well fine. But rex sleeps in the bed. You can have his doggy bed
>>768020612
Oh ok. No space for me with Rex in the bed?
>>768020701
Nah bitch. Rex is bae. Your just along for the ride
>>768020769
>inb4 you're
>>768020769
Aw cmon there must be something I can do to change your mind? :)
>>768020903
Aight whatchu got in mind?
>>768020971
I won’t wear any clothes while we’re in bed :)
>>768021032
Fuck outta here!
*whistles*
cm'on rex let's blow this joint.
*rex trots away with me*
>>768021127
:( well I still have my other boy I guess
>>768021209
*rex whimpers as we climb into my car*
It's ok rex i'll take better care of you than she ever did.
>bork bork
*drive off into the sunset with rex resting his head on my lap*
>>768021383
noice ending .lel i was just kiddin with date kiss fuck
i'm tha
>>768018829
>>768016757
OK take the knot
>>768022068
Huh?
thats not your dog, that image is everywhere, thats an excuse to be a slut
>>768022283
Let the dog fuck you until he ejaculates and the base of his cock swells up inside you so it gets stuck and he keeps spurting his seed inside you, stimulating your g-spot with each movement
>>768022650
Oh wow. Well I guess I did say I would do anything..
The fuck is this thread?
>>768022920
and that's what she was waiting for -_-
>>768022994
a guy pretending to be a gal thread (?)
>>768016757
dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768016757
leave the room, cause imma fuck that dog again.
>>768023435
..again? :(
>>768016757
If this thread didn't just give someone the idea to kidnap a woman's dog to be the 'hero' that returns him.. then I just did.
>>768022650
No need, I bet this eager degenerate already came trying to type that out.
