Ok /b, Tell me what to do to myself. I do tolerate some pain. Please add hot pic to the request/challenge
>>768016576
Put your dick in boiling water and count to 100
>>768016576
Sharpie down cock hole
>>768016673
Thaaaat is too much pain
>>768016686
Hot pic?
>>768016726
20 seconds or you're a PUSS
>>768016765
Go on then, show us all
I won't be as nasty as the other guys... Just wax depilation :)
>>768016686
>>768016765
There you go
>>768016877
I don’t have any waxing stripes at home
>>768016576
I remember you
How are ya doing OP?
Here's one for you OP. It's a bit out there but stay with me here.
Why not get your fat ass to a gym. Fix up your diet and get in shape.
"But what if there is an excercise I can't do? Should I just give up?"
No faggot. you look it up and get better at it.
Then you can take your beta ass off to a fucking clothing store and buy yourself a nice shirt and some jeans so you can actually find a girl willing to fuck you
>>768016996
Great, thanks. Any challenges?
>>768016920
Wow, OP is not a foggot. Good work, Anon, good work. EXCEPT its not a sharpie...thats A biro. Good foreskin though.
>>768017001
I have a girl, thanks. And I am doing an hour of cycling every day
>>768017025
Don’t have any Sharpies here.
>>768016576
Make a dick dildo and shove it up your dick hole
>>768017161
How do I make such a thing?
I will try everything that is at least a bit reasonable
The weirder the better
>>768016576
Hot pic
Shove a dildo up your ass
>>768017859
needle through foreskin
>>768017429
Put a fork up your ass the right way
>>768018043
Which one?
>>768018170
Neither are a dildo
So but plug
Then anal beads
>>768018108
>>768018281
>>768018412
>>768018281
>>768018412
Leave the butt plug in for the rest of this
>>768018110
Aaaaand the fork
>>768018562
It’s in again. Continue, please.
Eat some shit :)
>>768018784
This is very gross
I delivered, so please, give me more
>>768018885
Cut your leg and smear your dick in blood.
>>768018859
Do it faggot
>>768018859
But kinda hot
>>768018601
Shave your fucking ass for starters
>>768019030
No, that makes the farts very loud
>>768019030
kek
>>768019003
>>768018997
I’ll tell you when I have too take a shot again. Something else for now, please
>>768019066
nice dubs
>>768019105
*shit
>>768019066
What kind of pic is hot without a shaved ass? Jesus, just man up and do it
>>768019105
does the needle in foreskin even hurt? isnt it like pretty tough and unsensetive?
>>768019166
Ok I’ll go and shave my ass, you people come up with some good stuff please
>>768019180
It hurts a little when you push it through
>>768019198
have fun with the itchy nasty swamp ass
How much can you fit in your ass?
>>768019417
>>768019198
All nice and shaved now
>>768019578
Let’s see together. What do you suggest to start with?
Put on the brown boot.................again
>>768019616
I dunno, got any bottles or anything?
OP, you may be faggot, but you're cool faggot. I am not interested in your faggotry and will leave this thred, but just so you know, i appreciate the effort.
gl hf
>>768019637
fist ass
>>768019772
That one maybe?
>>768019898
Pretty sure I can’t do that
>>768019226
Wanne See more?
>>768019923
put more needles in foreskin.. like 3 or 4 of them going horizontal
>>768019906
Go for it
>>768016576
>Ok /b, Tell me what to do to myself
Get a circumcision
>>768016576
heres my hot pic, now put coins in foreskin
asschug any alcoholic beverage
>>768016576
cut that fucking turkey neck of that ouny dick, it will look bigger, feel amazing and be healthier all around, plus it wont look like you have a fucking skin sock on your dick
>>768020130
don’t listen to him op foreskins are natural and sexy
>>768019977
>>768016576
Hit your dick and balls with a belt, once slow and sensual, the second time so that it hurts and the third time hit yourself like you hate your dick.
Film it and let us hear the moans.
>>768020102
What does that mean?
>>768020252
open a bottle, preferably beer, shove the neck up your asshole then stick your ass in the air, effectively chugging beer through your ass
>>768020040
>>768020252
Drink beer with your ass
Careful, it gets you drunk faster
>>768020099
>>768020354
Not half bad, can you pierce your belly button?
>>768020471
What kind of coin is that?
>>768020379
>>768020341
How long does that stay in there?
>>768020525
Euro Cent
>>768020507
How do you mean pierce
>>768020620
80% of people who put alcohol up their ass die of alcohol poisoning, look it up bro
>>768020620
pref until empty
>>768020776
That’s just one beer
Post a picture of your face
>>768020788
oh sorry my bad the site i read said that is what happened with a shot of liquore, im sure you'll be fine as long as you dont have that much of beer
>>768020656
>>768020507
Like that?
>>768020880
>>768020776
>>768020781
Was half empty when it fell out, sorry. Made quite some mess. I feel a tickling tho
>>768020926
try to stick an aerosol can in your ass
>>768021054
That sounds rather large. But for the pic, I’ll try it
>>768020525
Amerifag spotted
>>768020890
Yeah I guess, not bad
>>768021107
>>768021054
Did it.
>>768021259
More challenges?
>>768021136
Indeed haha
Take a shit into your hand
>>768021405
I still don’t have to take a shit, sorry
shove a tin can in your ass
>>768021299
now that there's some gape, try to fuck yourself with the bottle from earlier
Put Needles in your nuts
>>768021526
That will definitely not work
Try jerking off whilst your dick is pierced from those needles earlier
>>768021581
Do it OP
>>768021634
>>768021581
Pierce your nipples
Put Hotsauce on peehole
pierce the skin between your balls and asshole
>>768021536
>>768021759
Dont have any
>>768021605
Not a good idea sorry
>>768016576
Slappy slappy rock on cock
Salt?
Needles in your dick, passing through urethra, side by side.
>>768021771
GO OUTSIDE NAKED
>>768021923
I need a REALLY hot pic to try that
>>768021808
Salt IN peehole then ;)
Shoot yourself in the head. Please deliver.
>>768021993
>>768021892
>>768022077
There is no pic hot enough to do that.
>>768022113 how does it feel? Just curious
>>768016576
OMG IT'S THE THIRD FAGGOT SPAM THREAD IN A ROW
TELL ME AGAIN HOW THIS IS NOT A COORDINATED ATTACK TO FUCK /B/ OVER WITH ENDLESS JEWFAGGOTSPAM
TELL ME
>>768022117
>>768022101
>>768021923
Hope that satisfies your request
>>768017161
Did you 3D print a dildo??
>>768017195
>>768022175
Not very interesting
pin your foreskin to your balls
Timestamp or gtfo
>>768022400
>>768022387
This
cut off testicles
>>768022481
Legend
>>768022502
>>768022387
>>768022505
Nooooot quite reasonable
Wrap elastic bands tightly round balls
>>768022590
do it anyway
Stop eating your nails
>>768022668
And then paddle your bound balls with a ruler, wooden spoon, hairbrush, whatever you have handy.
Op why are you doing this?
>>768022668
>>768022761
Cause it’s fun
>>768022763
ok add more bands
>>768022808
I don’t have any more around
>>768022799
crazy nigga
>>768022820
Use barb wire perhaps if you have any available
Okay guys gotta go, please dump some hot Pics so you can see me cum
>>768022778
Yes
sauce
fuck me you op you one crazy motherfucker
id say timestamp im fairly sure that wont be necessary anymore
>>768022481
>
thuisbezorgd!!
PLS DONT LEAVE MASTER
>>768022967
I have to do what I have to do. I will return for sure.
>>768022878
You better swallow your cum as well OP
>>768023005
For more of that? Almost everything.
Post pic of you cuming
>>768023048
I will! But pls more pics. Toys would be appreciated
>>768016576
take a clear pic of your gaped asshole
Can we get a " one man one keyboard vid" please
>>768016576
Cut yourself on the hip. Make sure there is blood.
Cu
>>768023119
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
Lmao, goddamn dutch people.
>>768023165
Why the hip?
sauce
You smoke ? smoke a cigarette with your butt.
>>768023119
YESS GIVE US THE UNHOLY VIDEO
>>768023267
It could be anywhere, really.
Just make sure there is blood.
>>768022502
sauce
>>768023496
Its right here my friend
>>768023688
Kek
>>768016576
OP I'm trying to guess where the hell you are in your house. If that's a conservatory that you're in better fucken hope your neighbours don't see you pulling this shit
Just sayin'
>>768016673
thumb in bum
>>768020185
this
People study the human body and have an understanding of how complex and perfectly the human body is designed......
>"let me cut off my dick so girls will find me more attractive"
Natural is always better.
>>768023688
Even better. That sexy ass sauce
>>768023834
That was just my room lol
>>768025256
I am back btw
>>768025280
So if you have more ideas, tell me
>>768022502
source. Now before you guys call me a cuck and/or newfag, I know requests don't belong here, they belong in /r/ but I may as well ask while I'm here.
>>768025468
OP is baaaaack
>>768025468
Cut yourself on anywhere except genitalia and make it bloody.
>>768025474
>>768025600
>>768025689
Why do you wanna see me bleed
hmm.. seems old /b isnt completely dead
golden shower yourself
>>768025716
Yes. Do it.
Hold a piece of dental floss against your asshole and shit through it. see if the turd splits in two
>>768025939
>>768025876
Getting really weird now
>>768025939
>>768025876
Both: no
>>768025696
Shave your eyebrows
>>768026106
>>768026104
Pluck your eyeleads
>>768026104
Oh, come on. Thousands of people do it everyday, so why can't you afford a little scratch?
>>768026207
If you give me like some REALLY hot pics for that I will
>>768026544
Here you go!
>>768026544
>>768026970
>>768026943
Can’t even see anything..
>>768027163
Okay then.
Now deliver.
pour soap in your dickhole
