Post your piss bottle collection
Let’s see if any of you fags have me outdone
>>768015075
y tho?
>>768015075
please drink them
some aren’t full yet
>>768015156
2 lazy 2 walk 2 bathroom
Some have fermented slightly
>>768015218
2 lazy 2 type to or too aswell i see.
faggot
Some are cloudy
>>768015075
I started one with my old room mates. They decided to use the bathroom near my room as a kennel for their dogs so I could never use it, and i got sick of going all the way down stairs all the time, so one day i was just like "fuck it"
Just filled this one up
Can still see the foam
Timestamp it you faggot
>>768015720
I did this for you /b
>>768015075
just use the bathroom you mongoloid
the internet will be the downfall of us all. Huxley was right all along
>>768017761
What's the point? Really, you save a lot of effort just pissing in bottles and then emptying them in batches on days where you have a lot of energy
whats your endgame?
Now start a shit bucket collection
>>768015906
Dude if you're going to open one of your piss bottles, your fucking nose is going to die.
>>768017949
>Walk to bathroom
>open door
>open lid
>sit on toilet
>pee
>flush
>close door
>walk back
>go to corner of room
>get bottle
>pee in bottle,
>close kork
>room finally full
>go outside
>get all the shit in your car preferbly
>drive somewhere to dump them
>gotta empty bottle first
>smells disgusting
Use the toilet and drink more water you fucking faggot. basement dwellers like you doesnt like to go outside right? More effort in peeing in bottles than toilets
>>768015075
Drink more water, anon.
>>768018292
I don't understand this. Why not just dump the contents in the toilet, and then recycle the bottles?
This thread just made me miss jizzmus anon
I have a pretty good collection. Can't post pictures right now unfortunately.
>>768015075
Do you have any clear ones?
You should add one to your collection if you don't
sigh, you think this is anything at all? I have maybe 5 times as much as you, and I even got rid of about 30 bottles yesterday :/
doesnt anyone remember cum bottle guy? jizzmas? this is a remarkable accomplishment, thanks anon, keep fighting the good fight
>>768018822
post it pussy
>>768019140
fine ill take one, keep in mind I have about 5 of these totes filled up and also a lot more on the floor
>>768019101
jizzmas was a scam, it was an asian soft drink put into those bottles.
>>768015720
Reverse image searched them, they don’t turn up anything.
>>768019101
Jizzmas was fake man, being this new.
OP here
I haven’t left my house in two weeks
>>768015075
But do you have a toilet?
>>768020286
I do
>>768020076
Nice, what do you eat?
>>768015075
>y those have $0!!?
>>768020574
>nice
haha this fucking website holy shit, actually laughed
>>768020574
Ass
>>768015075
I recommend using a large cat litter jug instead. Nice large opening and more capacity.
>>768015075
your piss tells me you are dehydrated. try water instead of soda and flavored water filled with high fructose corn syrup
>>768021263
WOn't he get more hydrated from soda, as he will be motivated to drink more of it?
>>768021368
>>768018292
>>open lid
>>sit on toilet
>>pee
>>flush
>sitting to pee
>flushing just pee
ishygddt
>>768021128
added bonus, you can put the litter in a bucket and use it for a shitter
>>768021368
oh yes of course. how stupid of me
bump for piss man
>>768015075
>piss bottle collection
What is the term used to indicate this mental condition?
>>768023280
Hikikomori probably
Or in Western terms, a basement dweller
>>768015075
Pisslord here
I have most of my collection in my storage locker but I do have some gallons here
Did a few threads years ago but it's probably time for an update
Way she goes
>>768015370
The piss goop gets so thick on my gallons that it won't even pour out
>>768015075
Jesus fucking Christ.
Throw that shit away.
My sympathies to the garbage man.
>>768015455
you and your roommates are all garbage humans
>>768021128
I've used these and uploaded the pictures once they turned black but the plastic starts to rot away after about a year and a half and then they crack and leak.
>>768018292
>sit on toilet
>pee
And here's you sitting down to take a piss. It's a bit unfair for you to call OP a fucking faggot don't you think?
>>768019512
Don't lose faith My Son
>>768023280
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
End Stage Hoarding Disorder.
>>768023955
Diagnosis, condition
A Pisslord cares not for these things
>>768015075
This really brings me back. I used to do this long time ago when I got high at home and didn't want my parents to find out. I performed a risk assessment and determined that them discovering piss in bottles was a preferable scenario over them encountering me on a night trip to the bathroom while high.
>>768015075
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
bump for Pisslord
is it really that much effort to piss in the toilet?
>>768024119
Pisslord here
If you really want me to snap a photo or 2 I will
Is there anything you want me to write on the bottle?
OP most certainly has diabetes.
>>768024153
no, its that much effort to collect that many bottles of piss, this man is a hero
>>768015075
I can smell the diabettus.
>>768023617
prove it faggot
>>768024024
No, you won't. Not yet, anyway.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/hope-relationships/201409/the-psychology-behind-hoarding
>>768024165
write: i love gay
>>768024223
I've been doing it for about 20 years now
Old lady got mad when some had leakage and we got piss maggots and flies
But like I told her when we broke it off, I had my jugs before her and I'll have them after her too
>>768024363
give this man a metal
>>768015193
What gets you to this point? I’m genuinely curious. Plz greentext story. Life, job, age, living arangement etc
>>768024491
OP here
I’m just a lazy fuck
>>768024207
>>768024303
And no I don’t have diabetes yet
>>768024491
https://www.everydayhealth.com/schizophrenia/schizophrenia-and-hoarding.aspx
>>768024349
Pisslord Always Delivars
>>768024491
Way of the road bud
>>768024303
I doubt that's what the stench is.
>>768024845
They do put off a smell of rotten eggs
>>768015075
nigga i empty them as soon as i have to get my ass up that shit stinks like a thousand jewniggers after some time when you open them
use at least glass botles you you can trow them ot the window and disgust people
OP did this for us and you are hatting on him? HOW DARE YOU!!
you should feel ashamed you dont appreciate this threads
piss bottles ... that's enough 4chan for today
>>768024919
Emptying your precious piss
I don't think so
Dubs and u have to drink some
>>768024578
With time young piss padawan
You will grow into a Mighty Pisslord, more Mighty than myself
>>768018292
>>sit on toilet
>>pee
You MONSTER!
>>768018644
i miss that fag.... cumbottles
https://www.theravive.com/therapedia/hoarding-disorder-dsm--5-300.3-(f42)
>>768015075
disgusting
who the fuck drinks powerade
>>768015370
here's an example of some good piss goop
it will start to climb the walls of the jug too
>>768024931
This
>>768024885
OP here
This is true. I think it’s the sulfur. I actually sleep next to them
>>768025398
I've slept with my warm pissjug on really cold nights
>>768025398
>>768025454
Pic related
pls stop being so lazy!
>>768025611
Why would I do that when things like this bring me attention
>>768025398
Well my piss apprentice I should be going but keep up the good work
I can see that you have embraced the way of the road and your adventure is only just beginning
BTW your pissjugs look alittle chilly, you should get them some wigs
>>768015075
>>768015218
Just do what I do. I have one cup nearby in case I am lazy/middle of the night. But I empty it at least once a day, sometimes more.
Having more than one is barbaric and I'd imagine your room/you smells HORRIBLE.
>>768025611
Chek'd
It's not laziness.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/real-world-hoarding/
>>768025825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzcSoAXLIYw
>>768025806
Actually it doesn’t smell at all
I keep them tightly sealed
>>768015906
you are mi piss hero man!
>>768026048
OP here
Glad u guys r here 2 let me know I’m not alone :,)
>>768025992
That's because you are used to it. Just like cat/dog owners. Their homes always smell like shit, they smell like shit, yet they never notice.
>>768015075
shades of /b/ of old...still shit though.
>>768026115
what are you going to do with that?
Donate it to charity?
>>768026115
You are not alone.
Help is available.
https://thedoctorweighsin.com/diogenes-syndrome-self-neglect-and-hoarding-not-a-pretty-picture/
>>768026225
I’m thinking something with water balloons
>>768015075
I have 1 that I reuse, only for use when someone's in the shower/bath when I need to go.
>>768026289
What kind of bottle is it
>>768015075
nice!!! some pinneapple juice!!
>>768015301
That's mold, not fermentation
>not using the sink to pee in comfortably
>>768026388
OP here
That’s not pineapple juice my friend
>>768018558
>former trucker here.
Staaaaaaank.
I started at the same time they were phasibg out 3 liter poo bottle big lids to the small faggot ones they are now.
Tried a gallon jug one time. Forgot about it for a few days. Open lid to use it in a busy reciever where truckers aren't allowed inside and there is no bathrooms.
Pffffff. Omfg 4 day old hot piss stank.
Never again. 1 bottle 1 day or until full
>>768019101
>jizzus
>>768019512
Tote. Cant see shit. Is that a fucking rope handled bucket?
>>768021368
In that case he should try salt water
>>768027125
Looks like the ones they sell at Dollar Tree
>>768015075
>i think, they put wrong prices!!
>>768023815
Nah, you should feal bad for the invasive tree sprayers and guys laying lines in the ditch.
>be me
>in 3 foot ditch cussing and beating on shitty water line
>boss drives closer to watch me work and bitch like normal
>hear a pop
>boss ran over a giant gatoraide bottle in the ditch.
>i am covered in probably 4 year old piss
>its 112 degrees
>some got in my mouth
FUCK the trashfags
>>768027621
Oh god.
Did you get post traumatic stress disability for that?
>>768023863
>>>Some people just like to sit down while they taking there time
What a fucking faggot are you? just let a Men sit down if he desires to.
What goes through your heads when you decide to make a piss collection?
How would a psychologist handle this?
>>768025715
AHAHAHA. HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN YOU IN MY DECADE HERE
>>768015075
>these piss colors
There seriously is something wrong with you Anon. That’s not good piss at all
>>768027724
I should have. It was noon and i took the rest of the day off. Not worth it by any means. But working 7 days a week a half day is amazing
>>768029125
I know that feel.
You still might be able to sue.
>>768028976
>Just a decade
Get out newfag
>>768018292
Just keep the lids tight and through away all your piss bottles at once. This requires much less effort than going to the bathroom EVERY time you need to piss. I drink a lot of water during the day and a lot of alcohol at night so I need efficient pissing.
o kurwa XDD
Gibon Chuj
>>768015906
>11:18 am
It's 2 in the afternoon fag
Only like one of those is even full
>>768024948
Newfag
>>768029646
actual new fag detected
that post was like 3 hours ago retard
CHUJ
>>768018292
>sit on toilet
>pee
>>768029269
2004. Suck my dick.
>>768029660
Loled at this for some reason
How the fuck did I get here
>>768029856
Ok, maybe I will. I came here in 1998, fucker! I basically nurtured moot into the guy he is today.
>>768015075
>be op
>drink gator-aids
>piss Gatorade back into bottle
>recyclingistheshit
>>768029928
Who knows.
But now you're here....... forever.
>>768029744
>actual newfag detected
No u
Saving this thread once again
>>768031018
OP here
How’s everyones day going
>>768031150
This has to be the best thread I've seen in a long time.
>>768021538
>>Flushing just pee
Yes, cuz we all love when whole toilet stinks of men's pee ffs
