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I think I want to kill my friend, any tips?
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Dont do it thats my tip
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land headfirst when jumping off a building

check if helium tank is pure helium

shotgun to the head is the only 100% success by gunshot to the head

wear adult diaper so that your piss and shit won't spill
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>>768008861
Fuck yeah dude!
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>>768008756
I'm with this guy, you twat
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>>768008708
Why do you want to kill your friend?
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Well if your actually doing it, sure.

•Plant fake blood
•Bury the gun
•Bury your friend
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>>768009264
He's being a little cunt.
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>>768009345
Perhaps murder is not warranted. Maybe you could just taunt him.
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>>768009409
Nah, the little cunt's been annoying me for the past 11 years, I gotta end it.
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>>768009486
It's a lot easier and much less illegal to just fuck his mom and ghost
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>>768008708
shotgun to head. pistol wont be very successfull.
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>>768008708
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
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Kill yourself instead of your friends.
Bitch ass..
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>>768010278
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
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>>768008708
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
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>>768010278
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
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>>768008708
Doesn't count as a killing unless it's at a school
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>>768008708
Reported to hot tips on Interpol + FBI online tips. Enjoy your next 4 hours, OP.

VPN and hiding behind jokes is no longer working for at least 3 years, btw.
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i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
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Do it nigga
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>>768008861
are you an idiot? op wants to kill THEIR SELF
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>>768008708
Is he really your friend if you have evil intentions?
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>>768011706
fuck! that didn't come out right?
op wants to kill their self is what you understood from reading that?
op wants to kill someone else
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>>768008708
Not your gun fag
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>>768009486
what did he do?
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>>768008708
Don't.
Not worth the hassle.
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Why not just not talk to him anymore? Just block him and don't speak again. Mouth breather.
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>>768008708
Dont kill him PHYSICALLY...do it mentaly, its worst...but u MUST be shure...this is one way only. No return from this.
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>>768008708
kill yourself for practise
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>>768008708
find a new friend?
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>>768008708
Get better quality friends dipshit.
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>>768008708
Inform the police of your intentions first. You'll need a permit.
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