Ask a Britfag anything
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>>768004463
As an american, I've hated you since the womb. Do you hate americans too?
Also, fuck you.
>>768004613
>Do you hate americans too?
Our number one bro and constant source of bemusement and entertainment?
Nah, we love you guys, but you don't half confuse us!
>>768004613
>american
>americans
Yet you use a small 'a'?
Fuck off back to your troll farm Ivan!
>>768004613
Nah your alright
>>768004613
But it is a shame what happend to the white house in 1812
>>768004463
how do you feel about the clock removal in your schools because the kids are too stupid to read the clock?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2018/04/24/schools-removing-analogue-clocks-exam-halls-teenagers-unable/
>>768005078
It's pretty fucking dumb but here it's always do shit for dumb fucks so, makes sense
>>768005078
Wtf nigel? Get it together.
>>768005172
It's either no clock or no immigrants
We made our choice
>>768005078
How else are British kids supposed know if they're on time for their Paki/Arab rapist meetings?
>>768005251
Don't you worry anon there is always a rag head near by to remind you
>>768005078
American here. You don't get to make anymore comments about us. Can't read fucking clocks? Jesus christ. What's next? What is after "oi he just can't tewll toime"
Gonna do away with toilet paper and shoe laces next?
You've got rid of knives, pointy things, now clocks?
They are going to plug you fuckers into a machine and just keep there chanting mantras about the house of windsor.
>>768005353
I mean we can't have guns
why arent you at work at 1pm on a monday
>>768005353
>Gonna do away with toilet paper
indian population is huge, so wouldn't make much of a difference
>>768005534
Lunch innit
>>768005592
Fair play anon
>>768005534
It's Tuesday ya daft fucker.
>>768005519
Speak for yourself. I'm a UK civvie and have a Glock 19 legally held.
>>768005657
But it's long innit
>>768005657
Fellow sporting britfag here. How? Is it dropped to single shot or is a .22?
>>768005712
No. It's a standard, unmodified Glock 19.
I could even have this legally if I wanted :
https://imgur.com/a/sboQY
>>768004463
Do you consider yourself English or British? (that will fuck the yanks up...)
>>768004463
Egypt should be higher up, that looks more like Sudan. Even if Egypt had control of that Territory back then the label should really be over the sea showing the main population areas around the coast and nile including Alexandria and Cario.
>>768005887
Semi-auto handguns in non rimfire calibres have been banned for civilian use since Dunblane, you muppet.
Unless you are in Northern Ireland, that is.
This shit is my job.
>>768006002
>Unless you are in Northern Ireland
Ding Ding Ding
>>768005921
British.
'English' is for white van men, council estate scum and general fuckwits of low intelligence.
>>768006076
Oh, so what about the Welsh and Scots, are they British too?
>>768006123
Obviously
>>768004463
Do you secretly want to be a Colonist and regain the empireh
>>768006076
Isn't Liz the Quean of England?, she's pretty posh, I reckon. She might have a white van too, I bet Phil The Greek does.
>>768005921
English
>>768006155
Not, Welsh or Scots?, even if they are from Wales or Scotland?
>>768006194
Nah she's the Queen of the UK and a whole load of other places. She doesn't have the title "Queen of England"
>>768006001
Didn't make the map anon
>>768006160
Nah, that shit is well out of date, leave all that crap to the Americans.
>>768006220
Subdivisions of British.
>>768004463
Had the British Empire something special or was just what happened between Spanish Empire and French Empire in history?
>>768004463
what's your opinion on:
- blackpool
- guiness, steak & mushroom pie
- pub chain pubs
?
please and thank you.
>>768006160
Definitely
>>768004463
Why don't you faggots use drying machines?
>>768006271
Blackpool is great if you want to get so blackout drunk you don't care that everyone is hideous and the whole town is mould infested.
Steak pies are the greatest dish known to man
Pub chain pubs have cheap booze. What's not to love.
>>768006286
We do
>>768006046
Well, Sir, you are cursed.
N.I firearm laws are more permissive than those on the mainland, but the massive downside is that you live in Northern Ireland.
I used to live in Co Cork during the 80's.
We were down on the coast, near Bantry and we used to regularly see paramilitaries shooting shit and training on the moors. They let us fire off a few rounds with an captured british military L1A1 slr when we were out fishingc once. Good times,
Might have been a bit different if they knew that I was really British, though.
>>768006286
Some do, only use airers in winter or in student housing to save money
>>768006364
summer* not winter
>>768006228
We're not allowed to be called English, no one born in England is English. But born in Scotland?, ou're Scots. Born in Wales?, you're Welsh. Seems pretty retarded to me.
>>768006256
Happening since day dot.
>>768006123
Well, yes. They are.
>>768006342
>>768006364
Well, none of my neighbours did when I studied in England. And not for lack of money.
>>768006424
Well, the whole country MUST be the same then....
>>768006194
She certainly lives off the taxpayer, but her council house is bigger than most.
>>768004463
do you have a license to post here?
>>768005657
>>768005763
Show me your internet posting license and your 4chan posting license now.
>>768006330
thanks you sir.
if you are interested:
i love blackpool because it's so "morbid",
especially when off-season.
meat pies is indeed the greatest dish known to man.
cheap booze is right, but still prefer the "social club with weird rugs and furniture" ones.
godspeed, britfag.
>>768006384
That's not what her not being called that is about. If yer English yer English. Call yourself that, be proud and nobody gives a fuck anyway m8
>>768006424
Because muh environment, anon.
Oi mate
>>768004463
Are you quintessentialy British?
>>768006424
If it was a student area, some landlords don't allow them as they can be a fire risk and students are often a bit dumb or drunk.
>>768006826
Fuckin' love me some Bren
>>768006384
If youre too scared to call yourself english thats your problem. no ones stopping you
>>768006945
This
nowt wrong with it tbh, but many people avoid it as it has bad connotations of racism and general tub thumping jingoistic attitudes of old.
British is more reflective of both the change in mindset and the progressive evolution of our post empire society.
The Welsh and Scots are still Welsh and Scots whilst also being British, but lots of people don't really want to be 'English' anymore..
>>768006357
How the fuck would they not spot the obvious Britishness
>>768007236
I lived there since I was 12 months old, so spoke Gaelic and had a strong accent.
>>768007296
Calling bullshit now. No-one in Ireland calls it Gaelic and especially not a Gaeilgeoir.
>>768004613
>Do you hate americans too?
Generally the only people here in the UK who are anti-American are left wing retards and muslim trash, normal people here are normally pro-America and pro-Trump.
>>768007437
Whatever. That is probably the first time I have used the word in my life.
Used to live in Durrus, anyway. My dad was a boat builder and diver and I lived there for ten years.
>>768007437
Also, remember this little fella?
Never met anyone who didn't grow up in Eire who knows who it is.
>>768007901
Again. The only person who say Eire are English people trying to sound down with the paddies.
>>768007901
You speak Irish but you can't even spell the name of the country right?
>>768004463
THE MUSLIM SCOURGE IS OVERWHELMING AND EVERYWHERE, RIGHT? U AND YOUR FAMILY TAKE MUSLIM COCK CONTINUOUSLY, RIGHT?!
>>768008122
I am British, I already said that.
I lived there until I was ten, so forgive me an cultural insensitivities... Anyway it used to say bank of Eire on the one punt note, so that is my excuse.
>>768008142
I used to speak a little, but that was 25 years ago.
I can still count to ten, but that is about it.
>>768008122
>Implying that anyone would pretend to be irish
>>768008674
are you morrisey?
>>768004463
Which county are you from? I'm in UK too
>>768008929
Now that is just offensive.
No need for that, you cunt. No need at all.
Fuckin' Morrisey
>>768009080
cheers lad
>>768004463
Have you ever seen "the specials" live?
>>768009370
Nah, but I have got a message for you, Rudy. Bands don't play no more, too much fightin' on the dancefloor.
