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Ask an Italian anything
ever think about your mom when you masturbate?
>>768002623
where abouts in italy do you live
>>768002623
Why would you post a pic of a pizza that isnt even a real Italian one?
dumbass.
>>768002668
No lol
>>768002669
North
>>768002714
>north
ill ask again where do you live...
>>768002695
Don't have time to bake it myself
>>768002755
Why are you asking me that?
>>768002772
because i think your lying piece of shit
>>768002755
North east, near the border if that helps you
>>768002811
Ok, non ti fidare di me allora
>>768002623
When you are tried, what is the good/easiest dish to do.
>>768002623
Are you half crucco?
>>768002757
Then you are not Italian, fucking moron.
>>768002623
Italian mafia is dead.
>>768002961
Nah i'm not, part slovenian tho
>>768002623
I'd like some Raveoli
>>768002623
How do you feel about being a cuck to the vatican?
>>768002999
Trips of thruth
>>768002623
What do you think of the Alfa Romeo 4C?
>>768002978
Help me find an oven in a university then
>>768002623
bapadeboopi?
>>768003027
Shit as always
>>768003024
It's ravioli, I like them too
>>768003052
Right, because you would serve that in your room like that - lololol.
Give it up, stupid.
What country are you from
>>768002623
whats it like being cucked by muslims?
>>768003127
Non credere all'italiano che vive in Italia, ma vabbè, ok, hai ragione te, americano del porcoddio
>>768003168
Fortunately, there aren't many around where I live
>>768003155
Italy, as the post implies
>>768003127
>>768003190
Translate that since, you know, I'm 100% not Italian and that's surely not Italian
>>768003168
Nice bait
posti figa locale?
>>768002623
>>768003284
In a small town like mine you notice niggers more than in a big city like Roma
rate my Tiramisu...
>>768003332
Avessi mai scopato in vita mia ma sono uno sfigato. Sorry amico
>>768003376
di dove sei anon?
That pizza looks terrible the more you look at it. Would you agree?
>>768003363
I actually live where that was invented, it looks pretty tasty but i'm sure it's not yours ahaha
>>768003411
Friuli, te?
>>768003273
google translate, fucking idiot.
Besides, you are using vernacular English. lol
Why italy doesn't have a government already?
>>768003456
Veneto. Città paesetto del cazzo come me?
>>768002623
why isnt beppe grillo running your country?
Ask a spaniard anything.
Why italy doesn't kill him?
>>768003577
No u
>>768003577
Sì, al confine con la Slovenia
American here. My Great Grandfather was from the town of Collodi. Would that be a nice place to visit?
>>768003376
Ecco per te una figa omaggio
>>768003480
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess italians can't speak good English. I start speak bad inglish den
>>768003376
>>768003456
>>768003577
Mai beccato qualcuna che conoscete sugli italian thread?
>>768003688
No u
>>768003712
Nah, mai, tu sì?
>>768003688
Quanta grazia l'italica vaggina!
como estas a la playa del anal invasion volume 3?
>>768003442
Yes ... it's mine... made from scratch... even the mascarpone and Savoiardi
>>768003757
No se de que estas hablando amigo
>>768003757
Matate amigo
Why is Italian food so good?
Why is it the best food in the world?
>>768003739
>>768003712
diciamo che a volte ho avuto seri dubbi..
comunque ricordo diverse Friulane postate alla mercé di /b/
>>768003782
He is a fake, the image is on google
>>768003782
Well, then you're pretty good at cooking anon!
>>768003739
Io una volta ho beccato le foto di una bionda che assomiglia tantissimo ad una ragazza che conosco, non le trovo più però
>>768003845
Beh averlo saputo prima cazzo, grazie
>>768003854
find it then... its original.
qualcuno ha il set completo di lei?
>>768003879
Sempre veneta?
I italiano e sicuro no stare utilizzando google traducitore
>>768003856
thank you... it actually freaked me out that it turned out so well.
>>768003879
descrivi/dcci di più
Cominciata la lezione, scriverò meno spesso
Lesson started now, I'll write less from now on
>>768003982
oltre a questa
>>768004029
Quoto
>>768003989
>>768004029
No, milanese.
Una foto era con lei in piedi nuda, due gambe da urlo...
Poi ce n'era un'altra con lei che faceva un pompino.
Però magari le assomigliava solo ma la cosa mi fece arrapare tantissimo
>>768004084
e questo
>>768004084
WTF
VI PREGO, QUALCUNO MI DICA CHI E'
>>768002623
Salvini o 5ss?
>>768004217
Salvini nel cuore
>>768003830
because for us is a religion
>>768004280
Only RENZI
>>768003903
>>768003712
lei è friulana, ne giravano diverse sue
>>768003830
>>768004305
Correct, food is more than a tradition, it's a religion here
>>768004352
Ti lovvo amico <3
>>768004382
Dio,brava direi
>>768004382
>>768002623
If your grandma had wheels...
Would she be a bike?
>>768005278
Nah
>>768002623
Eyyy why pizza bibbidii boobbii dee pasta ?
>>768005278
>>768005434
What type of pasta you like?
Schiaffoni best pasta
between Naples and Rome, here
>>768005522
meatpasta or friedpasta nuggets
>>768006017
What the shit is fried pasta?
>>768002623
How bout a nice plate of spaghetti and sausage?
>>768006334
Already ate pasta for lunch today, but thanks for the offer
>>768005434
Don't make fun of our language.
>>768006388
Americani del cazzo no?
Bump
#bluepurp #pleasetakeitinitaly
>>768006499
#swagbluepurp
What does an Italian helicopter sound like?
>>768006527
Like an helicopter maybe?
Ftftftftftftftft 9/11
>>768006527
Wopwopwop
>>768006611
Do you use drugs?
>>768006638
Don't need drugs for a good wop joke
>>768006658
A wopjob?
>>768006611
I actually laughed at that one.
>>768006291
Have you heard of the new thing called Google ?
You should try it
>>768003363
Top tier.
10/10
>>768006706
I meant that fried pasta isn't italian in the slightest
>>768002623
New York here of Italian descent, complete Mediterranean history nerd. It is my lifelong dream to go to Italy and see all the Roman ruins.
How does it feel to live among the ghosts of the greatest society that ever existed, and in the the country that literally gave birth to modern civilization?
>>768003830
because it's real food. not prepackaged processed shit like north america.
>>768006892
Nostalgic as fuck, would love to go back to the ancient times, my god.
https://youtu.be/GxQsLdwCtMU
>>768006955
I would want to go way back though, to the middle republican era, like right after the 3rd Punic war when Rome was conquering Greece and the remnants of Alexander’s empire
>>768002623
Why are nearly all of the Italians I meet assholes? Esp. ones that have emigrated recently?
>>768007102
I'd like to go back to 200 A D cause of maximum empire expansion at the time
>>768006829
no you didn't. loser. stop lying on the internet. it wont make your dick grow lager
>>768007235
It's our nature, we hate foreigners even when we're abroad ahaha
>>768007314
>>768007350
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768006527
Ratatata
>>768002623
Pronto per il voto a luglio? Quando vi liberate di quel bibitaro egiziano di giggino di Maio? Saluti dalla svizzera
>>768002999
Last time I checked Ndrangheta was pretty alive
>>768007538
Se non ho esami che scassano il cazzo sì
>>768007416
this absolutely HAS to be bait
>>768007694
OP here, I don't care either way because fighting isn't the point of this thread, I'm just answering questions
>>768007694
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
Aspetto un PD con un nuovo leader , mi corrode l'anima vedere Salvini e Di Maio che scrivono frasi populiste e d'odio
'' LA PAGHERANNO '' dice Di Maio
Mods please kill the thread
>>768007881
Why are you doing this to me anon ;_;
moar di lei?
>>768007918
Sta degenerando sto thread ahaaha
>>768007416
I can't fap to this ?!
>>768007990
No u
Qualcuno ha sto video?
Lei si chiama Ester mi sa
>>768007947
Siamo italiani
Italy is only mafia and pizza
>>768002623
What do you think about Sicily? Palermo ?
>>768008156
Spaghetti mandolino mamma
>>768008194
Italy sucks, better Australia
>>768008141
>>768007947
non risolve la questione del moar
>>768008141
In effetti hai ragione
>>768008188
Full of southeners that are surprisingly helpful and nice
>>768008271
Boh a sto punto dumpa per i segaioli dai
>>768008253
FK U NIGGA
>>768008311
>>768008311
mi avete frainteso
era un "moar" del tipo "qualcuno ne HA altre?" non "qualcuno ne VUOLE altre?"
>>768002623
>Italian
>Posts pizza that is American
fucking kek
>>768008389
Ah capito, sorry bro, non penso
Cristobal colon es Español
only have one question
whattamattayou?
ciao
>>768008493
Send nudes
>>768008493
Send nudes
>>768008492
AIMA SORRY A MEA DONT'A UNDERSTANDA PORCODDIO
>>768008493
>>768008527
Why is Mario a plumber?
>>768008637
Why your mother like it
>>768008637
Because racism my friend
>>768002623
Are you concerned at all about the rise in African migrants to your country and the violence that comes along with it.
>>768008702
I love niggas
>>768008738
Fk off fake OP
>>768008702
They seem to be quiet, but I hope nothing happens
>>768008702
>>768008795
You fake op
>>768008823
You doesn't even know italian
>>768008823
No u
>>768008795
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768008858
Fuck u no u
Beccatevi sta fagiana
>>768008912
Continua così amico
>>768008954
>>768008111
Damn trips
>>768008557
AYYY WHATTAMATTAYOU JESEPE!
cosa penserebbe tua madre se ti sentisse parlare così del signore?
>>768002714
>North
^ That's a bunch of bologna.
>>768009108
Probabilmente mi impiccherebbe ehehe
>>768009017
M O A R
>>768009138
Crocifissione
>>768009164
Zitto shishlord maledetto
Pizza sucks, way better kebab
>>768009211
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768009123
fuck you for making me chuckle to this of all things
>>768009123
North east to be exact
>>768009222
Nah pizza 4ever
>>768008912
Thx
>>768008738
You sure do
Hi, do you like putting oranges on your pizza?
>>768002623
Do you have a stable of bunga bunga girls?
>>768009732
No, it's like pineapple, that's taboo here
>>768009761
I can only wish...
Italian girls truly are the worst around
>>768009813
I think she's Turkish or something like that. Berlisconi was the one that kept her as a bunga bunga.
>>768009905
Yeah you're right, she's Ruby and Berlusconi is in trouble because of her
>>768002623
Ayyy... Bippity boppity? Bippity boop?
>>768009975
Ok?
>>768009975
Fuck you
>>768009975
Ayyy!!! bippity boopity boppityboop!
>>768010101
Well ok, I don't understand u
>>768009975
Nobody cares for me. I'm so sad and lonely. Wont some sweet woman come take a chance on me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN-4lX0QyZc
David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo
Welcome to DaveTV!
>>768010228
Ooooook?
>>768002623
Am I a mutt? Native, spaniard, filipino, italian...
>>768010274
Is that an Orang-outang reference?
>>768010288
Yeah you are, why ask me tho?
>>768002623
Italians are gay. Fuck off back it Italy and you fucking bag of cocks. COCKS! PLURAL FUCKING COCKS IN A BAG OF PISS! That's what Italians are.
>>768010340
Just a loooooong ok
>>768010429
That's not a question dum dum
>>768002623
>Ask an Italian anything
Badda-De-Boopy?
>>768010459
>>768010413
U says ask anything
>>768010507
Ok again
>>768010554
You're right I guess ahahaah
>>768002623
Why are Italian chix such bitches?
>>768010623
Because they fuck the first fit guy they find and then cry when he gets them pregnant.
They never EVER try hanging out with a guy that doesn't fit their standards
>>768010623
>>768010723
At least this is true for teenagers around here
>>768010429
Damn anon, got an axe to grind or what?
La mia ragazza dice di avere un fisico strano, tu che ne pensi OP?
>>768010819
A me sembra a posto visto che i miei standard sono : polso e femmina
what do you know about the mafia?
>>768010798
Not really. I just picked a random thread and started saying dumb shit and posting bitches.
>>768010890
ahaha mi spiace anon
>>768011096
Nothing at all, mafia is located in the south, I'm from the north
>>768011143
Just what a made man would say.
>>768010819
in effetti ha dei fianchi un po' strani ma dura dirlo da quella foto... need MORE ASS
>>768011141
Che ci posso fare, sono sfigato xD
>>768011197
One ass coming up!
>>768011222
I love that little slut.
>>768011240
che dire, mi rimangio tutto... culo spettacolare, foto spettacolare
la mia troietta
>>768011294
Abracadabra to you too friendo.
>>768011313
Che ci provi a postarla in giro così?
>>768011348
Weaving a little magic?
>>768011096
Fuck the mafia they ruinned some things for my friends they also killed alot of good people i knew.
true or false
bolognese sauce was commonly used as a side dish for eating on it's own or dipping way back in the day?
>>768003022
Hey so am I
>>768011141
Niente male, questa è la tua ragazza?
One thing I can say about Italian chicks is that they know to dress and look classy. American chicks always look like trash.
>>768011392
Nah, weaving some democracy. Fuck yeah!
>>768011313
>>768011377
Ah, ma quindi figa italiana su b ce n’è
>>768011380
pensavo vi facesse piacere vedere una bella ficona :-(
if you fuck a jewish-italian chick,-it's excusable right?
>>768011504
Ho capito se non è la tua fidanzata, ma perchè postarla in giro se sta con te? Non ti senti tradito o altre cagate?
>>768011197
>>768011294
quella non è la mia ragazza, è una tizia a caso,
vedrai bene che quella che ho postato è mora e riccia mentre questa liscia e bionda aha
>>768011424
yep
>>768009147
>>768011539
If the mother is jewish, the baby is also jewish, no excuse
>>768011348
>>768011458
Steve Miller Band Abracadabra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=wCuTrfTfGd0
>>768011564
Non ho troppo tempo per vedere visto che sono in classe in università :P
>>768002623
Is pizza just posh grilled cheese?
>>768011564
Postala nuda, dai. Anni lei?
>>768011548
Non sono OP ma posso dirti che è difficile da spiegare, anche io spesso pubblico foto della mia ragazza
So is Mr. Krabs is a robot or italian? Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo-boo-bop
>>768011672
Sono io l'OP ehehe
>>768011672
Ah sorry, non in quel senso OP, sono un coglione, scusa
>>768011705
>>768011760
Tranquillo :D ma siamo tanti italiani qui su /b/
>>768011802
Era una domanda, ho mancato il punto interrogativo
>>768011802
pensavo molti meno, invece siamo un bel numero
>>768011802
L'ho notato pure io, ad esempio su /pol/ ho beccato un thread di soli italiani che postavano di politica, tutto in inglese.
LOGICA
>>768011645
Nope, it's not even a dish, it's a religion as some anon said
>>768011836
>>768011853
E allora speriamo di vedere più spesso thread italiani
>>768011916
Italian /b/ discord?
>>768011904
Tasty little dish?
Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart-Tasty_Little_Dish.mov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Ybv8umgjQ
>>768011650
19, solo perchè me lo chiedi con gentilezza :*
>>768011605
a maggior ragione, a lezione si ha sempre tempo aha
Bapi di bupi?
>>768011975
Esistono?
>>768011987
Pizza>pussy
>>768012018
Stavo proponendo di farlo noi, adesso
>>768012042
A woman's much better than wine
>>768011997
Che figa, è il tipo di corpo che piace a me. Ti faccio due domande se posso: si lascia fotografare tranquillamente? State da molto insieme?
>>768012112
You never tried true pizza
>>768012061
Non sarebbe male
>>768002623
Do Italians have small dongs? Or are they dispersed pretty evenly like whites?
>>768012205
Vi lascio il mio nome di discord e ci organizziamo dopo? Ho la foto da fottuto giappominchia ma perdonatemi pls ;(
>>768012201
We do get pretty good stuff in NY, but yeah I've never been to Italy so can't compare.
>>768012267
Che è discord?
>>768002623
You know Mario or Luigi?
>>768012201
In terms of the USA, NY is as good as it's gonna get.
>>768012223
Average is 15cm , dunno how many inches that is
>>768012185
No, per nulla, la maggior parte di foto che ho sono in intimo.
Abbastanza, un paio d'anni
>>768012312
Programma di chat vocale
>>768012388
Eh, ha un corpo che mi fa impazzire. Ti piace solo mostrarla o la faresti anche scopare?
Ok lasciamo stare xD
>>768012334
Obviously I do, those are the most stereotyped italian names out there
>>768012471
Wat?
>>768012507
Mi piacerebbe vederla scopare con un altro ma è solo una fantasia, niente che vorrei realizzare
