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>>768001172
Which race do Australians hate the most?
>>768001172
What's it like?
What is a boomer
>>768001172
you ever have a good root behind the dunni?
>>768001172
how do you not fall of the earth? is it magnets?
>>768001172
How much does a visit to your whorehouse cost? And are the horses clean there? So how much does it cost to have sex with a mare?
>>768001217
Chinese
>>768001276
the earth is flat you moron
>>768001172
Is the serial killer from Wolf Creek based on a real guy?
>>768001172
This isn't a quality shitpost. You're lying.
>>768001337
Yes
>>768001300
austria is "down under", explain that!
>>768001217
from my experience, it's generally indigenous but we also have a go at muslims etc
>>768001172
I got my Vegemite 3 years ago tasted it with a spoon and not opened it again, it is still good
>>768001172
Do you have other gods besides Paul Hogan and do you pray to them?
>>768001172
>this is a glitchy, or what?
>>768001358
Mate, I think ya got the wrong country.
>>768001222
cold atm, lots of nice beaches, mostly unpleasant people like myself
>>768001415
Kevin Rudd
>>768001172
I am trying to turn every person I know in the usa against australians. You kangaroo fuckers make it easy with your overbearing opinions on our political and social situations. I've never talked to an australian who wasn't an arrogant asshole.
My question is, IF there were ever a situation where the usa invaded, would you try to use a 2.5 inch knife to defend yourself or would you run and hide and let us rape and pillage?
>>768001253
Something ducks walk on?
>>768001260
oath
6 occasions
>>768001217
In this order.
1 abos
2 arabs
3 chinks
Fucking hell I hate these fucking ethnics fuck cunt shit!
>>768001276
nah we're just fucked in the head enough to think we're walking right
>>768001278
I think this is a reference
Apologies for not getting it
>>768001300
oath
>>768001278
~$200 you're looking at a good root with at least a 6/10 shela
>>768001337
ivan milat
what state u from m8?
>>768001348
Shut up you idiot
>>768001172
Victorian?
>>768001403
Yeah mate, salt content will keep that shit sweet for decades
>>768001415
John Howard is the one and true god
>>768001358
went there not long ago
they have tourist shops that have shirts written with no kangaroos are here. personally i'm glad we fucked their identity
>>768001403
give it a go
>>768001415
There's only one god...
And he's dead
>>768001441
Fight me IRL faggot
>>768001416
yeah nah
>>768001577
Borderline ACT/NSW
>>768001172
are potatoes real?
>>768001577
Queensland. You?
Watching budget?
>>768001172
Do you come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?
>>768001684
No problem m80.
What I'm asking is, IF there were ever a situation where America invaded you, would you try and fight back against our "gahns" with whatever it is you have, or, would you run and hide as we raped and pillaged your women and homes?
>>768001720
Turns out that they are... amazing ha cunt?
>>768001744
Yes... cunt
>>768001731
fuckin Melbourne.
>>768001441
Hahaha
Another americunt upset
Go fuck yourself honesty
We have a successful system and you have a deluded cunt like yourself running the country
Don't ever come here you yankie gym sock
>>768001792
Our wildlife alone would rape you, you fat halfbreed wetback
Come over here and try it
>>768001846
Caarnt...condolences.
I live in a like 97% anglo community. Fucking great.
>>768001720
its 50/50
>>768001744
nah yeah
>>768001172
Which state are you in cunt?
Australia sucks.
>>768001846
fuck i hate melbourne
>>768001172
Had a friend who said no Koala in WA, I told him he needs to dress his Niece and Nephew in full body Koalas Pajamas put them in a tree and charge yank tourist 50 bucks to go see them from afar and take pictures will it work
>>768001997
Qld cunt.. darren hynch is a fagit
>>768001888
You don't have to space like that here faggot.
Thanks for answering my question. Cucked with no way to defend yourselves. Scared. Oh and fuck you jasper, I'll travel wherever the fuck I want, lucky for you most free people have no desire to go to the queens realms. We have kangaroos in zoos here m80
>>768001997
>768001705
>>768002011
Kys
>>768002071
If it's bothering you just fuck off
>>768001441
>not knowing all aussies have kukris
>>768002131
Nah it doesn't bother me. It exposes you.
>>768002035
If they are Chinese then yes.
See>>768001475
>>768002144
Can a cuckrey stop bullets?
>>768002071
I've been doing
this
since before reddit was a thing
>>768001172
Are you a logposter?
>>768001450
unaustralian as fuck.
get out.
>>768001403
its because u tasted it with a spoon u fuckin tard, put a little bit on some toast
>>768001792
Bump. Waiting for an answer
>>768002154
When that big brown dick slides up your sissy ass and you love it... think of aussies laughing at your faggotry
>>768001415
We don't have gods, Just famous cunts and cunts that aren't famous
>>768001792
fuck yanks, they think they can defeat old mate with guns when he has a cricket bat
>>768002248
Repeat... kys
>>768002224
sounds like an AFL team
>>768001172
why you got no traps on your island?
Went to Oxford St, all I saw were gay men, dressed as men.
>>768001441
>talks about trying to turn the usa against australians
>talks about trying to rape and pillage a country they've never heard of when they have enough shit going on in their own back yard.
you're not good at this are you.
>>768001172
Where in aus are you?
Why do aussie love smashed avo?
>>768002190
You know, i did this thread about a year ago and now it just seems to be yanks havin a go at us for having no mass killings
You're all fucked
>>768002255
Weird. Homosexual shit from an australian. Never thought I'd see that. hahaha. An island full of limp wristed sissyboys.
Want to know what would happen if an island full of feminine dudes try to invade the states?
>>768001475
Non australian detected.
Number 3 is actually number 5. If you were a fucking aussie you'd know what 3 and 4 were.
>>768001172
Is it true that in 50,000 years the Abo actually invented the stick
>>768001627
Get the fuck out of this thread you unaustralian fucking scrote.
>>768002190
yes
>>768002213
yeah clarify that one, my terminology has been updated for a while
>>768002353
theyre just made we have our gun laws under control and they dont
>>768002424
mad**
>>768002372
yes
>>768001792
Lol. You reckon you'd have half a chance raping our women?
Mate they'd rip your balls off guns or no guns. Faggot.
>>768001172
How tall are you?
>>768002332
Great question
I have no fuckin clue mate
>>768002424
>under control
>GIB GAHNS
>>768002353
nah mate fuck Howard, i want my guns back.
>>768002372
and the stick with hole through it
>>768002190
let's lop both ya fuckin' hands off and find out.
plum/b/anon signing in for the aussie masterrace.
>>768002372
and stick that come back
How the fuck did you guys lose a war against birds?
>>768001441
Citizens of one of the biggest cultural influencers in the world gets upset when a country with hardly any influence makes comment on their backwards political system.
Makes sense.
>>768001172
Why did Don Bradman use that stupid flat-faced baseball bat instead of buying a proper one ?
>>768002333
>never even heard of
>your not good at this.
Wot m8
>>768002361
mate even our faggots over here will kick your fuckin' nose in.
>>768002372
Alright, I'm gonna take the yobbo hat and chuck on my unwarranted opinion. I know there are some hateful indigenous who just want to be cunts in everyones lives...however I have a lot of good mates who are indigenous and we have good banter about these jokes but in all seriousness their normal people who have just shit culture around being drunk, cunts and wasting money and that's the problem we're now trying to solve.
>>768002671
Boom jasper.
>>768002421
do you post constantly about andy sixx and his logs of shit
if the answer is yes, deport yourself.
>>768002597
Sparky anon signing in
>>768002571
I'm fangin for her to get here mate
>>768002629
how did you lose a war to muslims?
>>768002471
>>768002526
>>768002610
Underrated posts.
>>768002682
aussie here, i second this
>>768001172
Are you upside down?
The Earth is flat, so where the fuck ARE you?
>>768001172
How many four-packs of Fosters do you usually have for breakfast ?
>>768002777
>Muslims
The biggest religion on the planet
>emus
You guys have a few.
>>768002629
How did you cunts lose to a bunch of rice farmers? Fuckin Emus are scarier than that.
>>768002659
Could you fuckin not joke about the don mate?
99 average is better than you're fucking babe ruth crap
>>768002777
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>768002868
Emus shoot back
>>768002629
and captain vietnam?
>>768002682
never been to the Northern Territory have we?
>>768002770
Australia summed up in a single picture
>>768002853
None. There isn't any fosters here. It's a myth we invented to sell shit beer to everyone else.
>>768002866
>Muslims
>The biggest religion on the planet
Not welcome here.
>emus
>You guys have a few.
Welcome here.
It was the poms who started that war. And they went the same way they also do with the cricket. Against our other national species, the australian cricket team.
>>768002720
I have no idea what your on about mate
Me and my abo mates drink Foster's Premium Ale and sniff petrol to get buzzed up.
>>768002967
Not a worry mate, you're a good cunt.
Carry on.
>>768003008
I hear fosters premium ale is now making a resurgence now that premium petrol is at an all time high.
eating spoons of vegemight to the tune of down under
Why do you put shrimp on bahbies?
Why do dingos have access to your babies?
>>768002748
https://youtu.be/ExPExmF5u74?t=39s
Havin a good laugh at this
>>768002833
answered this
>>768003044
I know this is probably a joke but I literally have not seen a fosters bottle or can in australia since I was a child, and I am 31.
>>768002853
six
another to brush my teeth
>>768003104
tradition
>>768003248
Did he get that shrimp off a bahbie?
Curious about the dingos having access to your babies.
>>768003134
we have a truce with the Dingos
>>768003009
cheers
>>768001172
Why the fuck did you galahs employ that Danish retard to design the
Sydney Opera House monstrosity;
..... were you all completely off your respective twigs ?
>>768003400
he didn't do a good job?
>>768001403
toast butter then vegamite toast has to be hot straight out of the toaster so the butter melts then put the vegamite on no wonder you hated it .try it like that let us know what you think
>>768002921
No but I understand the situation being the worst up there.
>>768003553
huffin' gas like i was a car brudda
VRoooM
>>768003197
that's me
>>768002853
Fosters? Fuckin VB national drink mate, long neck 20 to 8 in the fucking mornin
>>768002866
>muslims
iq similar/equal to a dog
>emus
smart little fuckers that run fast
>>768002659
..... I'm a dyed in the wool "Pommie Bastard" [ and proud of it ], and that was probably the best wind-up that I could could think of at short notice.
I'll never forgive you for thinking I might be a fucked in the head American, you Aussie wanker [no offence intended] .
>>768003303
fuck off dog
is your name bruce?
>>768001172
Soooo... lemme get this straight..you hate the abos,the people that inhabited the land for thousands of years,since your descendants were swinging on trees..the land you stole and sold and used at your will.. wow,that's so american
>>768004262
yeah but the abbos are literally near retarded
>>768003467
> Quote: " he didn't do a good job ..." ;
..... I'm amazed that you agree with me.
>>768004545
Yeah but they would have been living their simple ass lives in peaceful ignorance of the white man's fucked up shit...
>>768001172
oi cunt wheres my lighter?? got a spare ciggy? two dollas for the bus?
>>768001217
1. fucking indonesians
2. fucking indians
3. fucking shitskins
3. fucking refugees and asians that outnumber us 10 to 1.
>>768001441
You cunts wouldn't even make it halfway to the outback before you died of heat stroke.
>>768001792
i'd sit back with a beer and cones while havin a barby. mate we're too chill to care if we're being invaded honestly. i mean its basically already happened.
>>768003781
Sadly, I once filled a didgeridoo with VB and returned it for my routine urine analysis.
..... got called in for chemotherapy and an urgent bladder removal.
>>768002361
Not the guy you're internet fighting with but I can tell you're also Aussie from the way you write. Keep up the shitposting mate, these sissyboy foreigners take the internet too seriously.
>>768004848
this
and those aboriginals out there can handle it ad trust me theyre fucking animals..
>>768002671
hahaha so true
>>768001423
you fucking idiot it was a bait
>>768003781
VB if you're from Vic, Tooheys if you're a NSWelshman, XXXX or Great Northern if you're QLD. I think they drink Coopers in SA and some other weird shit in WA.
NT prob drink tap water, it's prob alcoholic enough from all the boongs pissing everywhere.
Nah
Yeah
Fukken mint
>>768005246
Did people honestly forget his Clinton-esque dodgy e-mail secret handshake scandal shit 10 years ago? Shit had him scrubbing dunnies in Canberra for a good few years, surprised people let him become PM.
>>768002659
He'd flatten you with a termite riddled twig you fucking blunt prick
Oi fellas, need to settle a dispute between me mates:
1.25L Dare and 2 cigs is a suitable meal substitute, y/n?
>>768001217
>>768004812
Melbourne here. When I hit the CBD I feel like a foreigner in my own fucking country.
>>768004955
I'm from the Midwest USA you cocksucker.
I've never been so offended in my life.
10/10
>>768005490
Can't be worse than Sydney, used to live in Surry Hills and could have sworn it was Shanghai
>>768004848
You all live on the coast dumb ass.
>>768005584
It's not fucking right mate.
>>768002064
Fuck, a dilema
>Derryn Hinch IS a cunt
>This means agreeing with a fucking canetoad.
Wat do?
true blue aussie here with a question for septic tank yanks...
why are you cunts big wankas
>>768005490
seconded, so many asian hype beasts
>>768003781
Actual Australian authenticated.
>>768005584
Aussie living in Japan here. Same is happening even here. Downtown Osaka is like 80% Chinese tourists now. Just glad the Japanese govt doesn't let the slime actually live here.
>>768001172
Why is almost everyone there a pedophile?
>>768005819
Red blooded american here. I don't speak limpwrist. Even Google translate told me to fuck myself when I tried to Google wtf you were talking about.
>>768006069
Because B-cup tits or smaller are illegal and considered pedophilia in Australia.
>>768001172
Vegemite is shite, mate
It's saltier than me ex-wife
Struth
>>768005358
> "... termite riddled twig ..." ;
I guess that was the most familiar thing your average Aussie could grab hold of (with two fingers and a thumb),
..... after the great Harold Larwood broke the Don's fucked-up baseball bat with his trademark bodyline, in-swinging bouncer.
>>768005099
VB is fucken shit mate. in WA we only drink that shit when were broke or something. or leave it for the aboriginals. But we drink just about anything else.
>>768001172
Is there an Aussie equivalent of a fleshgait, skinwalker, or wendigo?
>>768006353
yeah its called a kangaroo
>>768006029
I'm the cunt from Melbourne. But here's the thing, over here I don't think it's fucking tourists anymore mate. You see a couple septics from time to time in the alleys and shit and I seriously feel sorry for them. They read these fucking tourist books and end up in China 2.0.
I'm inner North and it's alright except all the residents want to suck immigrant dick. Best hit an RSL even pubs are fucking fucked.
>>768006353
bunyips
yowees
dropbears
hoopsnakes
ghost of the swagman
spoopy floating lights in the desert.
a guy traveling across the desert on /out/ a week or two ago actually saw the lights a few times and he was totally freaked by it.
>>768006091
you're just a pussy thats the problem m8. have a teaspoon of cement and harden the fuck up.
>>768006269
Only thing you've ever successfully done with two fingers and a thumb is rub ya gooch while ya dig your opinions outta ya arsehole.
>>768001172
Why does your country fucking suck in literally every single facet of existence?
>dangerous as fuck fauna
>no gunz
>secluded shit hole island
>internet is stuck in the mid-2000’s
>have abundance of uranium
>anti-science narrative that prevents Nuclear energy.
>>768003197
Fuck me cunt, big lez is a national treasure
>>768006627
We don't have bears or anything actually dangerous. Just don't go touching spiders, snakes and jellyfish and you're fine.
Yea our govt sucks, being on an island surrounded by shithole countries doesn't help though.
We only have like 23 million people and a good portion of us have solar panels and solar hot water. We don't need nuclear and quite happy selling the shit to you guys to blow yourselves up with.
>>768006500
> a teaspoon of cement.
Ahhh thats the problem, you guys are missing your other ingredients.
You see cement is only one part of the concrete mixture. You also need aggregate (rocks) and sand.
Trying to harden up cement is fine but it will be brittle and fragile much like yourself. God it's nice being American.
>>768006738
>quite happy with solar panels
Because
>the sun is out 24/7
>the highest commerically available solar panels are only 46% efficient
You’re fucking retarded beyond belief. Please god, do not leave your shithole island for anywhere civilized, we don’t want to risk you breeding with one of us and your blackhole stupidity spreading like a cancer
>>768006627
funny how you point these things out, yet when it comes to living and our wellbeing, we make the u.s look like a third world country. just goes to show. fuck i love Australia.
>>768006579
No way mate,
Lost a dubious bet with Dennis Lille though, and had to do it as a forfeit (one hand each),
..... for Shane Warne & Richie Benaud.
>>768006855
hahahaah okay well go to bunnings or whatever the fuck you got over there, get some logs and build a bridge and get over it.
also im all out of these sayings so dont fucken harang me for anymore m8 or im gonna have to start charging you $2
>God its nice being American
except its not hehe
>>768005781
Cockroach scum detected
>>768006983
Last I checked, these results weren’t related to America
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=New+RAH+fails
>shit public health system
>backed up by shit solar power grid.
>not a third world country
Electricity costs me 2.0 USD cents a kilowatt hour, and there hasn’t been a non-storm related black out in 50 years, not something you can say xD
>>768006091
that's not why google translate told you to go fuck yourself, it knows you're a limp dick
>>768007139
We don't use wood to build bridges here. We use steel and concrete. Lmao.
Your saying are faggish and weak just like you bruv.
>hehe
Your Michael Jackson laugh gives you away.
>>768006983
>>768007048
>>768007139
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768006201
I use it for axle grease aye
ITT ausfags get shit on.again.
nothing in my pockets but my balls sir
>>768007277
kek
>>768007432
It’s as if their politicians literally ass raping dry them on the daily with high taxes, and no gunz isn’t enough. They show their faces online and get ass raped by Euros and Ameri/Canadafags, fuck Mexico is a better country than Australia, Mexico is connected to America
>>768007432
we live under your fat asses m8 what do u expect
>>768007255
oi m8 i told u not to nitpick
>hehe
that was a little chuckle to keep the secret between you and me.. like a wink.
son i am disappoint
>>768006944
I have 2 solar panels and haven't paid a cent for electricity in over 5 years. Best part is the govt paid for most of it too. Git gud.
>>768007743
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768007432
nah it's just some Aussie pretending to be an American and posting shitty bait.
>>768007743
>secret between you and me
No. You and i do not have secrets and you shouldn't wink at other men.
>>768007815
>doesn’t know where the government get’s its money from.
Seriously, never travel internationally, we don’t want you, you’re too fucking stupid
Is Joe Fritzl still considered a champion for the Australian way of life?
>>768007860
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768007886
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768007860
>everyone who points out your country for the spider infested shithole that it is, is a troll
Have another fosters m8, you’ve done too much thinking for the year
>>768004656
abos are subhumans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGNYeZzXSec
>>768007877
well yeah we do. Americans need denial to live. its okay though
>>768001172
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
