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There's a decent chance I'm gonna get the everloving shit kicked out of me in the next week (senior in hs 18)
AMA
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Why? What’d you do?
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>>767985693
why do you think anyone cares about you?
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>>767985693
I will personally beat you down to pudding if you don't post more
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I know that girl...
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>>767985693
Got more pics of her?
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>>767986281
you dont know shit, shut the fuck up.
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>>767985858
They dont, or at least they shouldnt, but apparently they do which i despise
Hence why im in this situation
>>767985853
>>767985945
I set this girl up with this guy, didnt really work out but she continued to string him on and eventually i was like dude move on shes with other guys shes thotting around on you this needs to stop
She was aware of this, was offended that i said it but its not at all wrong. It blew over, we are cool again

Flash forward to this week, and her best friend brings it back up out of nowhere and spreads rumors about her and i. I confront him about this and he acknowledges its not true, apologizes, but threatens several times to fuck me up if i ever bring up her beef (that was several months dead at this point) again
In reality he brought it up
So he should be beating himself up
But itll probably fall on me
Hes one of the few people bigger than me by a large enough margin that im not confident i would win in a fight
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Pic 1000% unrelated btw
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>>767986388
Sophiiadiamond on instagram
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>>767985693
Well, can you fight? Have friends? Even if you get your ass kicked you don't have to be a pussy about it, go start shit with whoever's trying to get your ass handed to you, maybe you can get some good shots in or actually win if you stop them before you get your dickhole smashed
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>>767985693

buy a gun
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>>767985693
OP what you should do is invest in silver, in this turbulent market you should be able to see a 30% return within 6 months!
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>>767985693
Learn Krav Maga and beat the shit out of him. If you lose you accuse him of antisemitism.
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>>767985693

can someone explain this shit to me? why do women in photographs always tilt one knee? Is it a sign of deference inherent in their DNA?
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>>767986545
Generally yes, i can fight most people at my school. He is one of like 10 dudes i cant fight without at best breaking even. And even then i would make a fool of myself, so i think im gonna go super boldly and just let him at me, like as he is getting a bit worked up just straight up offer him the first blow in a non confrontational manner, just be like "yeah dude i get why youre mad and i think its dumb but like i wont stop you so first ones on the house" and offer him my fave or body for a hit or something
If i cant win in a fight, im gonna make him look like the biggest asshole for trying, especially since the people in the class he would try shit in really like me. Itd be social suicide on his part
>>767986774
My hair actually looks a little jewish so that could work lmao jk but yeah i was lifting more than usual so im not in terrible shape but i feel off the wagon. Some of my gains are still there but not as much as id like.
Ive heard that hes also not near as strong as he looks
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If it’s about to go down, strike first - kick him in the nuts, knee to the face when he crumples over, ground and pound. Know when to stop, don’t turn it into a murder. Fair fights are a way to get your ass beat.
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What you should do is practice what to do when your head ends up too low if you have to face them in a brawl. That and maybe have a camera on hand then put it out of reach. Or shout worldstar so others tape it and someone goes to jail if they gang up on you too bad or if you get cold cocked and black beat to a pulp.
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>>767987131
>>767987144
My school is INSANELY strict about fights we havent had a single one all year
Its best to avoid the situation or at least no instigate
Im on student government n shit like im on track to ivy league schools with my grades and all, i dont need this ruining my shot
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>>767987039
You sound like a faggot and I hope he beats you into a coma so that you never post again.
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>>767985693
OP do you know this woman and if so why is she at carowinds in north carolina?
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>>767987286
Hm nice
>>767987332
I dont know her but you seem to have a good eye for rollercoaster rides
Do you live around there?
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>>767987272
Just saying, if it’s gonna happen, don’t let him throw the first punch - always be on offense, unless you’ve got sweet aikido moves like Seagal...
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>>767987463
Thats literally the opposite of what everyone else has said
Throw the first punch and i got suspended
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>>767987039
Don't fuckin offer him a free hit that's retarded and fuck that anyway you shouldn't let that happen because of dude getting played from some skeezo. If it's going to get to that point anyway where he's dead set on coming for you, you might as well shut him up sounds like your not gonna be able to talk him out of it Anyway
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>>767986388
Shut up you dumb bitch
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>>767987680
I should clarify for you, this is a decent chance
Not a surefire thing
He might be all talk
And he said hed only do it if i didnt drop the drama which i didnt bring up to begin with

And why not offer him a free hit? Its super ballsy on my end to be not threatened to that extent and makes him look like a cunt for taking it. The school collectively thinks people who start fights are degenerates and looks down on them heavily
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>>767988063
I give up - be a victim, then. For God’s sake, don’t cry when he whoops your ass.
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>>767988063
Maybe he's thinking twice about it, but I'm sure he'll want to show face for your kids at school as km sure everyone knows what's going on,and believe me when shit like this wss going on when i was in school i instigated as much as humanly possible. That's just stupid, you don't let anyone fuckin punch you. Ever. Period. Yeah cool you doing the honor bullshit whatever the fuck you think your doing but real life doesn't work that way. If you can, avoid it but if not just shut him up
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>>767988063
A guy let me hit him instead of fighting and I broke his front tooth and the whole school thought he was a bitch
TLDR fight you pansy
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>>767988424
>>767988655
>>767988689
The point isnt being a victim or honor or some bullshit the point is to look him in the eyes as hes ready to beat me up and tell him he cant hurt me, then dont get hurt, stay unaffected, and go about my day like he isnt shit
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>>767986393
Pepper spray an kick to the balls should work. Even a stun gun would help. Or just avoid the prick. Avoid routines. If worse come to worse kitchen knife Betty crocker
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>>767989162
Unfortunately no stun guns allowed. Checking on pepper spray. Its super dumb but if it falls under the weapons category (even in self defense) i could get possession and use of a weapon which could be suspension or expulsion
If it doesnt, ill buy some and bring it for sure
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>>767986393
Are you disabled? This story is barely understandable and should like a bunch of stupid bullshit

>imma gonna getz beated up

Drama whole. Go suck some dicks if you want attention.
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>>767989473
just get some aids infected blood in a syringe and inject him
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>>767985693
Why not train do some pushups work on punching have someone who fights show you how or bring s knife and stab them
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>>767989473
write a letter to the principal or even an an email about your situation you don't really have a lot of option an I don't kn ow the specifics or just bite the bullet an fight get the experience I don't think he'll kill you but anything can happen
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>>767989473
There are no rules in a street fight
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Shoot the school up, can't lose that way shit bag
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>>767989545
Your post is barely comprehensible
Proofread that shit
>>767989641
Good one
>>767990082
I do have record of the threats so thatll help i guess
>>767990129
You have to be 18 to post here
>>767989709
>all before tomorrow
Hm
>>767990176
Good one
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>>767985693
Fellate your way out of .
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>>767985693
MORE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>767985693
I know that feel.
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>>767989545
>Are you disabled? This story is barely
This, op talks like a nigger, wigger or spic. Either way he's a faggot and his shits all retarded.
>>767986393
Fuck you op, I hate you. Fucking nigger.
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>>767990552
>implying anyone gives a shit
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>>767987967
Eww, jewish...
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>>767990644
Eat a dick op, I hope you get clobbered you faggot fuck.
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>>767990082
What sort of soyboy option is that?
I know, why not just piss his pants and run away?
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>>767985693
just tell the faculty you're concerned about the guy possibly shooting up the school. say he's been mentioning stuff about it in ways that don't seem like just tastless jokes or ranting. tell them he's been really intense lately and you're especially concerned for your own safetey, but also everyone elses.

then wave byebye as he's interrogated up and down from sunrise to sunset by the school, the police, his parents, everyone
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I accidentally just screenshotted his threat on snapchat so it sent a notification. Usually i use the method of screenshotting that doesnt make the other person aware, but now he knows i have this on him so if i tries to pull shit outside of school i have it.
But the notification, hours later, yeesh
I just tripled my odds
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LAW 22
USE THE SURRENDER TACTIC: TRANSFORM WEAKNESS INTO POWER
When you are weaker, never fight for honor’s sake; choose surrender instead. Surrender gives you time to recover, time to torment and irritate your conqueror, time to wait for his power to wane. Do not give him the satisfaction of fighting and defeating you - surrender first. By turning the other cheek you infuriate and unsettle him. Make surrender a tool of power.
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OP, just lay down on the ground and play dead. He might lose interest and leave.
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