Waifu thread
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Waifu thread
>>767984517
I'm ok, just about the same as usual i suppose.
How are you?
still here
and
>>767984647
dont know much about em really
>>767984668
I'm doing my best <3
>>767984764
Come on now, give me a better answer.
>>767984830
that is the best answer I have today, friend.
>>767984900
Hrm. That doesn't sound good. I hope all is well.
If you don't mind me asking, why did you delete your discord?
>>767984718
What's your job, remind me.
>>767985015
I did not use it often and was trying to distance myself from some unhappy people <3
>>767985081
>>767985089
Ah, that's too bad. Been up to anything interesting lately? I haven't seen you in a few months or so i think.
Heya
oy cunts how do you do lads
i'll be claimin the fuckboy catslut
>>767984954
Bb! what will you be up to today?
>>767985063
cashier
>>767985307
Rikakka
>>767984337
Good to see you back tbh.
>>767984493
Exactly.
>>767985183
I have been busy! but it isn't important. are you well, friend?
>>767985339
please do not lewd!
>>767985540
is this better? just an innocent catboy eating a snickers bar cause he's really hungry :3
>>767985497
Do you plan to work as a cashier the whole life?
>>767985538
oh no ;~; why do you say that, Rory? are things not well?
>>767985761
I think that this is lewd as well.
>>767985811
No, its just good to see you back.
>>767985540
I'm fine, but I've not done much of anything, unfortunately. Returning to being productive seems to be a hard ball for me to get rolling.
>>767985811
What about a catboy considering a new career opportunity with a potential business partner with a financial incentive?
>>767985940
I see! I will try to visit again.
>>767985962
sometimes it is hard to find motivation but I am sure you will find it soon <3
Chara is asleep beside me
I can't sleep.
Does anyone feel like offering late night (early morning) non-specific advice?
>>767985768
I dont know what to do
>>767986055
Tell em i say hi when they wake up
>>767986131
Whats up?
>>767986055
hello Louise! you should roll over and cuddle them.
>>767986131
try to love everyone that you can <3
>>767986046
I'll keep trying. Hopefully things improve for you too.
>>767986055
Well it is still a little early
>says the person that stays awake until 8am
So it's not that weird to still be awake. How long has she been there? I forgot when she was supposed to get there.
>>767986202
Tomoooooo
>>767985761
Holy shit thats a big candy bar..
>>767986131
Im down
>>767985339
>>767985761
>>767986039
Moar
>>767986131
what kind?
give me(you) a Mwee-chan
>>767985811
You're correct, they photoshopped this picture of Felix performing fellatio so it would look like they were eating a Snickers bar, don't trust everything you see on the internet.
>>767986202
Are you in a blind alley?
>>767986202
Will do!
>>767986233
Hiya!
Is too warm too tbh
>>767986253
I picked her up at 230 today
We went to bed at nine
Its 1040 now
She was just really tired
>>767986253
I will do my best as long as you do as well!
>>767986340
that is a very cute waifu but it's lewd ;~;
>>767986394
I see ;~; please try to understand that they may have their reasons and it will be in your past soon.
>>767986447
it is worth sweating to hold those that you love <3
>>767986447
I have been having trouble sleeping because of the heat and my worries. Try taking a cold shower, it helped me in the last two nights.
>>767986447
Ah. Well that's reasonable enough that she'd want to go to bed, and that you'd not. Oh well. Do anything together yet, or just settling in?
>>767986476
Hmm, probably shouldn't chain yourself to me like that, it's inadvisable.
>>767986394
Ahh, same thing happened to me recently. I decided to just try and play it cool. If she pushes more, I'll grow closer, if not, thats fine too
>>767986544
True
But I'm sweating just lying there
And I dont want to make her uncomfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygyflhwzIYU
>>767986590
I dont wanna get all gross and wet only to get back in bed with her (I just got up and left the room)
But thanks
>>767986618
We played a bit of Kirby. Imma have her wake me tomorrow morning so I can be worn out and sleep well that night.
>>767986614
it is okay to feel pain, friend. I just want to help you understand that someday the pain will be less. be strong for now <3
>>767986618
I see! then please try for your own sake and I will do so for mine.
>>767986632
I see, I see. that is a valid reason. please be sure to hold her when you can <3
>>767986260
i found somehting you may like!
>>767986375
A what?
>>767986447
Thanks
>>767986753
>Loops back
Bad filename?
>>767986260
yeah, snickers really satisfies
>>767986289
>>767986055
Jetlag?
>>767986780
Of course~ We cuddled a bit before bed
>>767986900
Nah just not much thought into it
>>767986920
Bigtime
>>767986753
Probably a good plan. Just try to not stay up too late tonight if you can help it. Do you have plans for tomorrow already?
>>767986780
I'll try to try.
>>767986394
Hmmm interesting it sounds like a problem I actually had recently. All I can say is that people are weird and that some people dont really know what they want. They may say something but instead toally do something different.
What i did was just let it pass. She never talked to me again but maybe it will be better for you!
>>767986795
Oh whats that???
>>767986903
Damn can I get a bite?
>>767986795
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/a+blind+alley
>>767987044
I feel exhausted, but I cannot sleep.
Nope. I'll ask her what she wants to do and tell her our options.
If she isnt sure, idk we'll do something easy and simple
>>767986753
That is only a problem if you have long hair like me, so I am guessing you have long hair.
>>767985761
In wrap?
>>767987065
will link!
>>767987100
Cant say ive heard that one before but yeah i guess so
>>767987182
Very long, yes
>>767986989
Oh boy. Is it good to have her over?
>>767987221
It means I know English better than you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-hzyKtJ9A8
>>767987241
You could try putting your hair up in a towel.
>>767987065
yeah, open wide cutie
>>767987201
do you eat snickers some other way? lol weirdo
you spit the wrapper out after, it's like eating sunflower seeds :^)
>>767987324
knowing some obscure expression doesn't mean you're more versed in a language than someone else lmao
>>767987297
Of course~ been a long time since I saw her
>>767987394
That is the opposite of comfy
>>767987221
Oh shit I cant wait to read it later tonight!
>>767987435
Yes maam!
>>767987435
>google blind alley
>"About 10,100,000"
doesn't seem very obscure to me
>>767987478
But it helps get your hair dry quickly.
Bak
>>767987515
about 10,100,000 results, i mean
How are we tonight waifu?
>>767987435
Ok, how to say a blind alley in more popular way?
>>767987324
haha perhaps if that makes you feel better yes. What is your first language?
>>767987508
give me your thoughts
>>767987544
Does hair taste good?
>>767987478
Thats good at least. Got any plans for later on?
>>767987584
I want to pet the ears.
>>767987530
Not very fast
About an hour
>>767987584
Worn out but not sleepy
You?
>>767987633
Of course! Hopefully something easy tomorrow like mall or something
>>767987584
Am planning a stir fry dinner
>>767987708
Maybe you could give REEEEEE a call.
>>767987630
Russian.
>>767987708
And are you going to be able to fall asleep any faster when it is this hot?
>>767987508
*inserts a butterfingers bar*
ahahaha tricked!
>>767987515
some quick googling shows that the actual expression is "up a blind alley" not "in a blind alley"
so congrats, you looked like a retard trying to show off
just to cement how stupid you are:
old man who dropped out of high school that knows many expressions from his era that no millenial would know
vs
21 year old English major that knows grammar well and has a large vocabulary
tl;dr you're retarded in multiple ways, and being a dick about it
fuck off, leave the guy alone
>>767987630
I didnt know Tomo played Popn Music!
>>767987630
Um....hair is high in zinc....as for taste?.....
>>767987812
Ah they make cool tanks! I dont know too much about russia
>>767987936
She was pretty good at it too
>>767987170
Is that an emotional not tired, or a body or mind is tired but the other isn't tired?
Or maybe a "why am i not asleep" tired?
>>767987785
Mmh, I'll hit him up and see when he free
>>767987821
....you're not wrong...
>>767987934
i'm also not that guy, and i will agree he was being a dick, but it seems like it's not that obscure
>>767987977
*shrug* someone said they liked how hair tastes.
>>767987934
They arent being serious about it silly catboi
>>767988060
All of the above?
Body tiredish mind active
Wish I was asleep
My Waifu is Billy Mays.
>>767987934
Youre lucky I love butterfingers actually!
>>767988134
I forgot she played it I need to see that scene again
>>767988181
Its probably on youtubes or something
>>767988120
I say obscure to exaggerate, the main point is that not knowing every expression in the English language doesn't mean you're bad at English
that's the main focus here
>>767988181
Butterfingers and Mr Goodbar are the best candy bars
unless there's one I'm forgetting
>>767988229
Just watched it lol FCd a song it was hype
Imma try again
Gnight
>>767988274
Hmmmmm Milky Ways? I love those things
Waifu is Ms. Managan
>>767988069
If only Anya were over as well, would make things probably more fun
>>767988349
Makes sense, though why is a better question.
>>767988164
I see i see. Well, not much you can do about that unfortunately.
>>767988316
Good luck, and assuming you're successful, good night
>>767988316
Dltbbb
>>767988134
Uhhhh lol
>>767988274
i guess i can see what you're getting at. it's also possible he was saying it in a light hearted manner
>>767988301
I dont know what fcd is
>>767988420
let me know if you taste it
>>767988329
aren't those caramel and really chewy? blech
>>767988441
sarcasm does not translate well over text
if that was the intention then I apologize for being a dick
Claiming best girl.
Morning.
>>767988499
Uh i can guarantee you i wont be any time soon
>>767988693
Hey saya
>>767988499
FC = Full Combo or in other words she got a perfect.
>>767988579
Caramel yes. Super chewy no at least none that ive ever had. Reeses tho are way better than Milky Way
>>767987636
Please be careful with the ears.
>>767987708
Idling at work waiting for the next batch. How did the airport go with Chara?
>>767987785
What are you putting in the stir fry?
>>767988693
Mornin sayayaya
>>767988746
Just let me know if it does!
>>767988815
oh lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tUGFb_XswY
>>767988831
Okay, I will be.
>>767988693
Hello, Saya.
>>767988815
oh yeah, reese's cups destroy milky way
not even close
good taste fam
>>767988878
Alright quirk
>>767988905
:3
>>767988878
lol sorry im a nerd
>>767988999
Same to you too.
You and your fine taste in cat boys
>>767988831
Lap chong, carrot, baby corn, capsicum, broccoli, onion, beans and brown rice.
>>767989143
felix is the ultimate waifu
subaru is an idiot for chasing emilia
>>767989081
why quirk?
>>767989143
Its ok i just dont know about your rhythm games is all
Gotta go.
>>767989081
>
>>767988967
Hai Anon.
>>767989143
> lewding a chuuni
>>767989589
Because you’re the definition of quirk
>>767989758
Bye
>>767986903
>>767987435
>>767987934
>>767988999
>>767989401
holy crap moar
nice trips
also show boipucci
>>767989143
cat boys > cat girls
>>767988905
Cute Saya. Why does everyone make her out to be so scary?
>>767988913
Alright you good then
>>767989155
Sounds good fam, except I've never had or heard of Capsicum?
>>767989787
whaaaatttt how so?
>>767989834
>>767989401
True hes pretty top tier.
>>767989787
You obviously dont know me lol but thats not that lewd
>>767989834
Fucking correct
>>767989589
Its cool I know ya don't Tomo but I still love you
>>767989994
Because you are lol
>>767990132
You have a youngling in her bra :d she probably thought she needed to undress to cast a spell or make a summoning
Cruel world, 4chan x just will not filter Nezi's tripcode. Does anybody have a line that works?
>>767990455
Try looking away from the screen
>>767990455
lmao I know who you are and it doesn't surprise me you're too stupid to know how to filter
it's the easiest thing in the world for fucks sake
>>767989996
Noice
> pokes
>>767990132
Cat girls are all too common and often done wrong.
And then there's 500 year old catgirl lolis who are actually your mom and grandmother respectively
>>767990603
I do not even know who you are, I just do not like all the lewd pictures that you post.
>>767989904
Bell peppers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsicum
>>767990399
She was at the beach and wanted to be prepared
>>767990661
Holy shit you read that doujin too?? Such a good one!
>>767990664
this is 4chan, get over it
if you want SFW go to facebook or some shit
>>767990713
pooch plz
>>767990932
hurr it durr would be gay if I fapped to this drawing of a girls boobs because it has an imaginary penis
>>767990875
Small world, ain't it?
https://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/34725/nekomimi-kaa-san-nekomommy-
you know that feeling you get when you're browsing trap doujin and you see a parody of a show you like but realize it has no traps? feels kinda sad.
>>767990932
> *succ*
>>767990455
that's because 4chan x doesn't see tripcodes added by NS
use the filter inside of the NS options
>>767991282
rofl I have yet had that happen to me yet! But damn that cat mom one is insanely good. Also is any trap doujin by NemuNemu. Check him out
>>767991414
Dawwww<3
>>767991187
nobody's making you fap to it
if you can't ignore the occasional nude drawing on a site like 4chan then you have a problem
or you're the biggest newfag and need to lurk more
>>767991282
hey!
>>767990875
Lies
>>767991333
Thank you.
>>767991414
Pet her.
>>767991488
No lies. See beach party
>>767991480
U r now gay XDDD
>>767991480
I just said that traps weren't gay
get an reading comprehension
>>767991385
Ahh, the legendary candy paddle. He draws his traps with that young, masculine, but still effeminate figure. Yet it's still appealing.
He even had a hentai adaption.
>>767990455
Just ignore him, he will be going crazy. Trust me.
It's pretty normal to not like sick/mentally ill/attention whores.
>>767991414
Warooo
>>767989904
Cute chewing
>>767991548
I did
>>767991636
Pervert
>>767991641
>>767991871
Thank you.
>>767991766
seems like a weird interjection when I'm in the middle of a conversation
maybe you should have read what we were talking about before you replied to me
get an reading comprehension
>>767991768
Damn my guy youre like a trap enthusiast haha I love it
>>767991888
Damn right
>>767991970
I don't give a shit what you are talking about, but I'll be sure not to reply to your posts as to not start triggering your niggering.
>>767991992
Kek
>>767991902
That is the most cutest and wholesome thing I've seen on 4chan in awhile now.
Burn it.
>>767992107
hmm reading it back I was in the wrong
my apologies, I overreacted
>>767991992
I'm a lewd enthusiast.
I recommend Chinzuriina. His art looks like some kid's anime but cute in a moeblob kind of way. The traps and the dialogue are even cuter though.
>>767992218
it's my secret method for falling asleep and guaranteeing a gay dream
>>767992195
lol youre cool I like you
>>767992395
Damn same here dude. I just check that guy out I am totally gonna read some of his works tonight
>>767992498
Didos
>>767992376
>>767992376
You're pretty mature for admitting when you're wrong
you're ok
>>767992574
Hope we talk again. Imma go play some games and read some hentai
Howdy
>>767993059
Lol i see you’re honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVt2Qweiydg
>>767993405
Hello.
>>767993561
He's gonna be fapping to traps.
>>767993660
How are ya?
>>767993663
Calling the kettle black eh?
>>767993717
Fine enough i suppose. How about you?
>>767993766
Nah, that's a good thing.
More men of culture.
>>767993835
Terrible day at work but it's over so eh
>>767993905
That's too bad. Something in particular go wrong, or just generally poor?
>>767993961
Hot as shit in the attics now that my area is reaching 90o F in my first job. The 2nd I'm the only associate in my side of the store, been like this for weeks and all the shit is adding up big time on my mentality
>>767994116
Ah, that's an unfortunate one. I always hated it when my employers were failing to hire sufficient employs. I remember one of my jobs, a few people all quit simultaneously, and i wound up having to work every day for a month, minus two days, and it was the busiest part of the year. Definitely sucks.
>>767994368
Life goes on, can't wait for Wednesday to come
>>767994413
That when you're off?
>>767994452
Yea it's my Friday so I'll be drinking that night
>>767994516
Ah, nice. At least that's close.
>>767994516
Little cute~
>>767994596
So close yet so far
>>767994629
Just one more day, no? I'm sure you'll make it.
>>767994764
Today and tomorrow, I guarantee both will be very long days
>>767992818
I can be stubborn and dickish occasionally
I'm trying hard to fight it but I don't always succeed
it's a learning process
>>767994796
Oh yeah, that would be two days. Clock made me think today was tomorrow. Oops. Well that's too bad.
Mine.
>>767995805
Nice
>>767994896
Cute cyclops
>>767996347
She's not a cyclops...
>>767996439
Where did her eye go
Night
>>767984616
>wtf happend here??!!??
>>767996588
It didn't go anywhere?
ook
>>767996885
But why did she have a pach
>>767997146
Pathetic.
>>767997324
She's self conscious about her eyes being different colors.
>>767997454
Thats dumb. She's dumb.
>>767997702
How rude.
