If i told you faggots that i was drinking 18 of these tonight how hard would you judge me?
Alcohol thread / Beer appreciation thread
Post your favorite beer (and yea if you drink some certain IPA don't be a faggot hipster about it, shit tastes like dark coffee and tree bark but the % is nice).
>inb4 "pisswater"
>inb4 fuck you cunts get in here
>>767981818
>Starts beer appreciation thread
>Drinks Bud light
>Knows it's piss water
kys
>>767981818
>18
Not impossible.
You've achieved something
>>767982080
I mean i don't have a local brewery that i can go to at midnight and purchase the finest 4x brewed classy beer with the finest richest hops in the fucking land you cunt. And besides bud light is an acceptable cheap light beer.
Hey man, that's just, like, your taste and stuff.
>>767982233
Underestimation is a mistake
>>767982298
Enlighten me and any of you other picasso tastin fucks that drink beer on how budlight is any worse than any other light beer available at a gas station.
With beer there is such a feint difference in taste and besides after 3 they all taste like water anyway?
I'll happily pay 12$ less for bud light than what some overpriced Michelob ultra shit?
>>767982296
Fun fact Gargling after bro jobs is actuly how they make light beer.
>>767982296
>Thinking you need to go to a brewery to buy thier beer
What is a package store ?
>>767981818
Dont fall for the beer jew kids. If you want to get drunk drink hard liquor. Beer is for social situations.
>>767981818
I drink between 12 - 15 Canadian beers per night. Get on my level
>>767981818
Disgusting piece of shit
>>767981818
Get a Corona Familiar. Taste better than the regular ones. Or get some other pints imported from Mexico.
>>767981818
Why drink that horrible piss? Is there a worse beer in the world than Bud light? Maybe Budwiser
>>767982983
Plus it has more alcohol. Being lightweight, two already has my head spinning.
>>767982806
refined alcohol (liquor) is much worse for your body than fermented drinks like wine and beer. If you hate existing and want liver/kidney failure quicker, then yes drink only liquor.
And i always thought the appeal of beer was that you can spend a long time throwing them back slowly growing drunker, rather than going blackout and losing the ability to stand and talk within an hour.
IF you wanna drink 18 beers, you could do a lot worse. Drinking more than 6 of some tasty craft beer is just a waste anyhow.
I'm not in the US, so my erryday drink-a-ton beer is Asahi Super Dry.
>>767981818
only 18?
>>767982654
3/10
>>767982795
You're just an edgelord, i've never heard of a package store unless its some euro shit
>>767982806
Strong whiskey / alcohol - High %'s make me go insane so i can get away with drinking alot of beer and keep my sanity.
>>767982900
Respekt my canada bro
>>767982949
You sound like the cunt who drinks watered down whiskey an chases it with 5 gulps of lemonade you fucking pussy, fuck outta here
>>767982983
I do like corona
>>767983118
This nibba knows
OP loves to piss
>>767983296
I'm a professional pisser*
>>767983118
Pretty sure those health problems only happen to people who drink every day.
As for your other point, pace yourself nigger. I mix my hard liquor with a lot of orange juice, coke or water and drink slowly over 3-4 hours.
Love me a PBR. 18 is how you get fat and have a terrible shit the next day. Level up and get some sipping whiskey
>>767981818
Don't shit on Pisswasser, nigger.
>>767983574
Oh dude that gut has been forming, and im almost proud of it in a way
Was athletic as fuck in school so my structure has been tone due to that. Beer gut is taking shape tho
>>767983638
I almost understood that
>>767983507
I will say the one things IPA's have going for them that i like is that FAT % they have, ive seen some in stores that are like 10-15%.
Most average beers are 4-5%
>>767983574
When you say sipping whiskey do you mean just a nice quality whiskey on ice?
The reason i ask that is because i have seen at liquor stores they sell "diluted whiskey" so idk
>>767983690
Promise you friend.
>Be me
>Turn 21.
> Throw back a case of rolling rock a day.
>Theshitsandheartburn.png
>Also fat now.
>Fuck.
And so while I love a good brew too many spend a few extra bones on a good bottle of hard liquor and actually enjoy quality. Drink wine if you wanna get fucked up tho. That is a good happy drunk.
>>767983994
Like a Woodford reserve or some fine scotch. Couple cubes of ice and a robe to chill in.
>>767983288
water brings out the flavors in whiskey you stupid fuck
>>767981818
>beer thread
>bud light
jej
also, with 18 cans that's like 6 liters (one and a half gallons for gun nuts), if that does not make you an alcohol i don't know what does
>>767983436
If you've ever been on a college campus you would know that 99% of people do not drink the way you described your own drinking, which sounds responsible and somewhat classy.
If you've seen the way some of these teenage girls drink at social events, then its no surprise that campus sexual assault is as big as it is.
>>767984034
You know i actually might remember that.
Wine has always pushed me away, very pungent taste but i do know good sweeter wines out there exist even cheap ones. I might shoot for getting a load of wine next time im out.
But as i said above any high % booze really just fucks my head mentally man idk i can't handle it. I start to rage and break shit, either that or cry like a bitch for 3 hours.
Maybe im irresponsible with hard liquor who knows..
I just always tend to have a more enjoyable time with beer.
>>767981818
i've been an alcoholic and opioid addict since i was 20 when i fractured my skull in a car accident and have permanent severe head pain.
18 light beers? fuck off newbie. at least half a bottle of whiskey and a sleeve on oxy a night where i am from.
>>767981818
have fun pissing 17 times tonight
>>767984477
dub dubs
>>767984159
Oh ok lads well lets all bow our heads and prayer to the fucking whiskey god over here.
I drink whiskey like twice a year because i fucking go apeshit when i drink it.
I don't know the whiskey ways bro its either that or i drink it too fast.
>>767984477
Wow that’s definitely something to brag about you pathetic faggot. You are literally the worst humanity has to offer if you’re that weak kill yourself
>>767981818
i bet you'll have a big fat beer gut you white trash shit
>>767981818
You actually planning on catching a buzz?
>>767984673
says the other faggot in this thread on /b/.
>>767984477
>newbie
I used to bang opanas m8
Gonna try to intimidate me by saying mixing booze and opiates is a wise decision. lol
>>767984477
That's really sad man, having to live relying on pain meds and alcohol like that. I'm sure you're just doing it to be able to get by, i genuinely feel for you. I had a major surgery and was on oxy for quite a while, that stuff is a double edged sword. mixing it with alcohol too, thats probably rough as hell on your kidneys. I hope that you'll be okay.
Semi successful beer snob trolling or fully realized faggotry. Either way be careful with all those diet cokes OP you might have a slight headache tomorrow
>>767981818
I'd call you a shitter for stopping at 18.
Finished a bottle of fireball and I'm drinking an 18 pack of these tonight.
Also to prove it, cause I'll always go 1 for 1 with someone.
>>767984673
>>767984813
Disregard these faggot cunts
I'm OP, i've been using faggot reddit spaces since i started this thread.
This edgelords are just here to derail
>>767981818
18 bud light
So like 10 of a regular beer? Pretty hardcore dude. High school is fun
>>767984976
OP, is rolling rock available where you live? I find it to be the best tasting cheap beer around, i can get a 12 pack for ten bucks.
But from what i hear it's just a northeast US thing
>>767981818
Find a beer that takes only 6.
Why waste money like that?
If you're going to waste money like that, but a nice bottle of whisky.
Fuck.
>>767984973
Found the nigger
>>767981818
Mixed my last beer with strawberry lemonade arazona..was a hurricane something lager with 10%
Risky but turned out delicious
Has anyone tried Dragon stout? A Jamaican stout with 7.5%
Extra sweet
Favorite beer there so far
>>767984689
Yea im on my way to getting one
It almost looks good in a way
I can bench 215, bye pussy
>>767984973
Respekt homie, ill chug one for that
>>767985058
Regular beer is 5-6%, light beer is 3-5%
Unless you present more information here
your just a faggot with a keyboard.
>>767985129
Yea i've drank rolling rock before, liked it a bit
>>767981818
Drinking a 40 of Mickeys and had some shots of Bacardi earlier. That's kind of what i do every night.
like drinking 18 bottles of water and you will not get a buzz, just bloated.
Drank some beer and met 2 french dudes that honestly might have changed my life. Thank you alcohol.
>>767985147
I feel great right now homie
Not a cent w a s t e d
Present more info on why you think whisky is superior next post. It's easy to just say shit faggot
>>767981818
I'd tell you to man up and drink real beer instead of those cans of watered down dog piss.
>>767985268
Dad bod is totally in
>>767981818
>calls IPA shit
>drinks Bud Light
I don't like IPA but you just made yourself sound like a retard there.
>>767985390
Bacardi isn't bad.. Vodka is debatable in itself but bacardi is alright. I say that because i've drank bottles of the $3.99 shit before haha
>>767985407
Yea im sure you can drink 98 beers and not be drunk huh? You're that guy? Bye
>>767985434
Dank
>>767985467
Good bottle of whisky with a bag of store bought ice is fucking God sent.
D
> drink entire bottle of jameson
> wake up tomorrow feeling practically normal
You drink beer to feel the same as a bottle of jameson you'll most likely feel like shit thr next morning.
Also, try hop trash by a del Notre brewery from colorado. Doubt you'll be able to get it but the beers fucking great.
>>767981818
god tier or no tier,
1 or 2 of these tonight
>>767981818
Pretty severely, but only on your taste in beer rather than your rare of consumption.
>>767985434
What happened?
>>767985268
What number you at now?
>>767985252
Boy do you see how pasty I am?
>>767984973
You fucking nigger, that webm is old as shit.
I can prove it, post a pic of you in that shirt with a time stamp.
Yeah I didn't think so.
>>767986060
Old picture is old.
Post a timestamp or you are confirmed as a faggot.
>>767981818
Captain Morgan Coconut
My hate for beer is strong
>>767985710
Guess some of you anons are right, maybe i need to step my whiskey game up, like i said tho man idk whiskey scares me, i either want to fight everyone in a 2 mile radius or cry like a bitch.
>>767985786
Never even heard of RedHorse
>>767986088
>>767986183
Oh???? Waiting for timestamp then i suppose
>>767986316
Captain morgan alone is like an orgasm in my mouth, any coconut flavored liquor is insane to me.
I have an inside joke with all my alcoholic friends that i say and i have no idea why.
But out of every booze available ANY kind..
I always have the best time with rum. I just smile like a faggot all night while drinking it haha
>>767986316
Why do you hate beer tho? Seems a bit strange to hate something that makes you drunk lol
>>767986183
I've literally never worn this shirt before while drinking in these threads. I think
>>767986088
I just made these though. Shit you fuckers makin me do work. I never save my old webms, delete them before I go to sleep. But I'll do it cause you asked.
>>767986574
Honestly man I've always came to the conclusion that I'm in for a sprint not a marathon and so that is why I don't drink beer. There are some liquors that I can drink and actually enjoy, whereas with beer it's usually just bitter. I will say though that root beer flavored beer they have going is not too shabby, I'll stick with my liquor though.
>>767986667
Ok I might be wrong. I guess you post these videos on here often then? I've seen you before doing the same thing.
>>767985268
I only drank 6 beers today and I feel like shit.
I want to stop drinking honestly.
>>767986667
god dam hot boi almost got quads too, respekt homie im on 11 RN
>>767986088
>>767986183
Yea yall can fucking piss off, faggot kikes, bye
>>767986696
Dude the "Not ur fathers rootbeer" they have here in the states is insanse good. 9/10 taste i fucking love that shit, kinda wish i had some now tbh.
>>767986779
Na fuck outta here cunt
>>767986880
You feel like shit physically? or emotionally
I'll just leave this here
>>767986960
>physically or emotionally
both. Physically first though after i stop drinking.
>>767982080
At least he’s honest with himself.
Unlike you my dear uppidy nigga
>>767987007
This faggot is trying hard
One thing i WILL say about that cancer list is that
Yuengling is dank as fuck. But fuck the first list
You either like beer or you don't
>>767987130
P R E A C H boi
>>767986464
redhorse is a strong beer that tastes like a light flavourful lager. It's made by san miguel corp, who makes one of the top ten beers by sales in the world. It's an asian thing but im just an expat
>>767981818
Why though? Beer is disgusting/ empty calories. Do you want a beer belly that bad?
>>767982545
>>feint
>>thinks Michelob ultra is supposed to be a tier above bud light
How fucking retarded are you?
Had me about 8 or 9 of these. Feeling alright ATM, could go for another 4 or 5
>>767987594
found the kid
>>767983888
Also they don't taste like shit and actually have flavor.
Light weights
I can drink a case of beer then down a 1/5th of beam and still lead man framing houses 8 hrs a day... work hard, party hard 40 yrs +
Pussys
>>767982296
bud light is more expensive and has less of an alcohol content than the cheapest beer here in canada. sucks to be you i guess
>>767987945
is a case 6/12/24?
also what % ?
4% anyone can drink all day with only a mild buzz
>>767984477
>>I'm way more addicted to drugs and alcohol than you.
You sound like a dumb fuck.
>>767982296
>bud light
>cheep
Kek. Most everything cheaper is still as good if not better. The only shit more expensive than bud is micro brew, fuck some of it is probably a similar price or maybe cheaper if local.
>>767988012
wtf do you think a case is 24 beers
>>767982654
and then they piss in it
>>767987945
Wow what a cool guy. How big is ur dick cool man.
>>767988073
just making sure, some people think a 6pk or a dozen is a case and it fucks up the may 24 because some people are idiots
>>767988130
how may cars has your mommy bought you pudge factory?
2mb is still bullshit
>>767986779
Yeah this is not my first time being aroudn here posting this "content". In fact it's kind of my thing, I've been doing it off/on for last year.
>>767986880
Felt like shit cause of hangovers or felt lke shit cause of societal standards?
>>767986960
Shit you on 11? Then I'm gonna keep going till I catch up.
>>767987007
What is this also
>Banning beer
I'd never got to event or party that is so hipster they can't enjoy that some people like something other than what they have.
>>767987594
You act like calories are so precious to you. Beer belly or not i have the discipline to tone down my body, I can workout 5 days a week for an hour and jog until i throw up easy.
>>767987646
Michelob ultra by price is more expensive than budlight. Why would i spend 15$ on a 6pack when i can pay $7 dollars for the same experience and taste, what is your motivation here? Get the fuck out of here you faggot
>>767987831
Yea they do have flavor, extreme tree bark flavor lol but they are ok
>>767987945
Respekt
>>767987962
Does suck to be me i guess, i always knew canada to be beer respecting folk, no matter how cucked ur country is atm
>>767988042
Bye dumb fuck
>>767988094
nice one samefag lol
whiskey and cigars are candy IF you become a man
beer just makes you fat.... try vodka, with no sugars
I slugged light beer for a decade
I still drink light beer, but I cut back my binging
I'm a lighter weight fellow, just didn't last.
All alcohol is toxic. Eventually you puke up blood and requestion your existence.
Smoke weed nigger
>>767988280
>Become a man
Please tell me on the steps you personally took to become a man you flaming faggot
some night I gay an 8 ball and fuck some peeler 6 hrs after all that booze...only live once boys
>>767982545
Wrong direction. The bottom shelf, cheapest shit in the store is just as good as if not better thanbud.
The shit that's really good is the type of shit you can buy in individual bottles other than 40s.
>>767981818
a whole 18 shitty beers? how will you survive?!?!!? Grow the fuck up child.
>>767981818
>>767988364
gak...kek
>>767983507
good stuff
>>767981818
You fucking burgers need to get on the Canadian beer wagon. Shits so tasty.
Small breweries are everywhere here. Boshkung has a great Kellerbier and their Cream ale is awesome too
Recently switched from kokanee too OV. saving 5 bucks per 15 pack.
>>767984284
get on my level
>>767988310
What's fucked is that i smoked weed daily for 4-5 years. And when i say daily i don't mean no greenhorn bullshit, 3-5 times a day, any method.
Weed made me a slug but i do miss it
I would gladly pursue edibles but meh..
>>767988364
1/10
>>767988384
2/10
>>767988391
I might be able to get behind that post, had guiness a few times, was very strong but i enjoyed it with a cigarette.
>>767988484
OV. fag here. I'm in mb but my dad moved out to BC 2 years ago. Every time I go see him he introduces me to some awesome craft beers.
None of you fucks grew up in the 70's when we partied hard and went to work every day nad Im not talking about fucking McDoanlds
Overpriced but taste like the sweet tears of angels
you punks know nothing about being tough, hard or old school
>>767988676
>we
What you did acid once at a concert with a $2 admission, whew lad
>>767988925
Im hoping your a drunk 40 year old if not get the fuck out
>>767988282
Fuck you I'm an american even my vodka makes me fat. Vodka gummy bears I made 2 days ago.
>>767988880
Is that just the bottle or does it really look like ranch dressing?
>>767988925
Bitch I was always the hardest in my old school.
mfw it's a beer thread and people post a shit ton of spirits :: kys.
>>767988218
Yo where the fuck is webm lad
Judging by that mic you either stream or game
what games you play homie
>>767988516
glenfiddich is decent but highland is a better drop mang
>>767989087
> Decent
The most awarded scotch.
>>767989046
Yea i bet you like that dick smooth and creamy you fucking faggot
a cheeky bevvy with the bois
>>767988516
Ayyyyy. I tried posting a pic of my 12 year but "image too large"
Enjoy faggot
>>767989241
Miss me with that gay shit boi
>>767989161
>needing other people's approval to enjoy a drink
what a beta
>>767981818
If you drink like that just tonight, that's heavy binge drinking. Drink water and take some B-12 in the morning.
If you drink like this often, you are a suicide addict.
>>767989305
THIS
With that low alcohol, I'm going piss myself to death before I get drunk
>>767989305
>Trying to troll in a drunk thread
what a fucking idiot
>>767982654
I forget what picture I saw this in recently, but I absolutely remember seeing this goof. Couldn't unsee him. I see I'm not the only one.
>>767989161
gotta be aware scotch quality varies from year to year, johnnie walker red was good shit in the 60's and is now petrol. It's not bad but having mass appeal 20 years ago and being a great product today not the same.
>>767989027
It's the bottle, they do some wierd bubbled porcelain effect with the glass. tbh it's fucking stupid, but the beer is boss as fuck
>>767989300
worth for such a fine drink
>>767989319
Those are large assumptions, ill manage this tonight and complete my usual workout tommoro with a few meals that are heavy in fruits and vegetables. Don't judge a book by its cover, and don't throw around the word suicide like you are some fucking moral fag. I know my health better than you.
>>767984189
Yeah fuck, I'm tapering off and a started the first night with just 8 regular (5%) beers to come down from blackouts with everclear. Unless op's really pacing himself and stretching it out from like 6 to 12 I don't see how he isn't getting as shittered as he says liquor makes him. But then again I'm a drunk pos and don't start till after 12 so I can get sufficiently drunk to sleep; he seems to be enjoying himself to the point of becoming just a fledgling alcoholic, but that's just based on assumptions. Maybe he does get wasted, and just can't handle liquor as well, idk.
>>767982994
But if you drink Bud light you stay skinny, and Nascar gets stronger, and girls like your peter more cause it's bigger now and the south will rise again faster and it's not that bad when you're used to it.
So there.
>>767989497
5/10
>>767986667
Well played good sir. Well played.
>>767989543
Dear fucking lord get the tinfoil lads, the betas have arrived
>>767984673
Ssshhhh, don't engage him. There's a chance he'll pass out and drown in barf if he forgets he's talking to people.
>>767981818
>guys, i found... a bugged online store! $0
I used to enjoy this when I was in the service, despite my sergeant insisting it was nigger beer
>>767989524
Those large assumptions are how my psychiatrist explains it.
Suicide addict is the technical term for it.
As in an addiction that is suicidal.
"If one if good then 15 is fucking incredible. I need this. You don't understand."
>>767985786
That shit tastes like it's made from fucking horse meat. Stay the fuck away OP
>>767989524
>I know my health
You'd have to to self medicate that deeply, right?
>>767989351
this Neckbeard>>767989332
>>767989921
>post this from my phone at my civilian job
>reread over it to make sure I didn't post anything retarded
>black co worker stares at me
>realize I read out loud in a low whisper
>he heard me
>tfw
I fucked up /b/
>>767990345
Beer sure don't make ya any smarter.
>>767989069
Where the fuck is webm lad?? No idea what you mean
I play all games, tend to not be an elitist and if its popular/has multiplayer I will play it.
Recently spent lots of time in Sea of Thieves though. Side note I'm not any of that I just like having a nice mic and rarely doing youtube videos for fun.
>>767989451
Good shit, I'll have to try and import it one day.
>>767989921
I can get someone not liking it, but heineken is the exact opposite of nigger beer. It cost more and everything
>>767988880
There are only like 100 readily available Belgian beers that are better than this.
>>767989241
Fake god teir bier boi
On number 9 r8 me
>>767985129
Ian you cunt
>>767982080
rip
>>767985129
used to buy rolling rock on the west coast. can get it in the midwest too.
>>767981818
You literally can’t drink those fast enough to get pissed
>>767993247
>shotgun them
