Confession Time ANONS
>Post fucked up shit, ill go first
> Slight incest, my sister and i felt each other up
> i slid a finger up and i got a HJ still feel disgusted to this day
I was in a school that made us share some classes with tardies (Down Syndrome) and me, along with some friends, used to get them to give us handjobs/blowjobs.
>>767971805
Sounds hot
>>767971999
Oh my
>>767971805
I fucked my best friend's wife, and we both plan on doing it again next month when we see each other again
Granted, she's divorcing him, but she is still the sexiest milf ever
>>767971805
Incest is my biggest fetish too. Would never do anything with my sister but i regularly go into her laptop and steal her nudes. I fap daily to her.
>>767972101
>checked
Oh yeah, fun days. Tardies are like dogs in heat so it was easy.
>>767971805
Told this story by my dad but only remember a bit of it.
>be me
>small child
>at playground inside the mall
>pretty trashy and small but good for small childern
>go to talk to and play with other childern
>child starts wailing on me for no reason
>I get up and move to another group of kids and start to play with them
>after a little bit the kid who was wailing on me comes over to me and starts waking on me again
>this happens to me at least 5 more times of me going to other groups of kids only to have him follow me and keep hitting me
>eventually I had enough of his shit
>go up to top of play structure
>kid follows me up and starts hitting me a bunch again
>push him off
>he falls onto the concrete be loans a loud crunch is heard
>crys from concerned parents ring out
>nothing is said from him though he doesn't even move
>my dad then said he ran up the structure scooped me up and ran away
>we got in the car and drove off and never went to that mall for a few years
>dad says I might have killed that kid and he didn't want to deal with the consequences of that which is why he bolted
>>767972929
Shit, and I thought it was bad when I was in kindergarten and broke a bully's arm bodyslaming him
Bump
>>767971805
stole nude pics/vids of wives/gfs of people i know several years ago
don't have them anymore though
Pushed a black off the merry go round because he was black. Preschool. Lied, and teachers believed me cause I was a good little boy from prominent family.
>>767971805
I've ruined people, turning them into an empty, emotionally uncontrolled husk and drove them to the point of Insanity for my own amusement.
>>767974412
Go on this is my favorite one so far
>>767974412
Hi Thain.
>>767973534
I was angry and autistic as a kid. Which wasn't a good combination. I often got angry over dumb things or not being able to connect with people very well. I've learned to control my anger now but here's another story.
>be me
>about 7 years old now
>autistic
>have hard time connecting with people as a result
>parents want me to socialize more
>force me into sports I don't like
>baseball little league for both boys and girls
>on first base
>since game is full of little kids some try to cheat or break rules because they don't know them
>I really hate cheaters in games
>kid hits the ball and I pick it up off the ground
>tag him out
>he keeps running after I got him
>I keep trying to tell him I got him in case he forgot the rules
>he says "no you didn't" over and over
>I now know he's actually breaking the rules on purpose he's cheating
>this pissed me off to the max
>I then run as close as I can to him and throw the ball as hard as I can at him
>there's a loud snap as it hits him in the arm
>he starts crying turns out I broke it
>I wasn't allowed to play in that league anymore after that
>no charges though because I was a child and the adults just felt I didn't know better
I hate the horrible child I used to be. Which is why I've been doing my best to get better over the years but there's still many stories of times my angry autist self has gone to far or fucked things up royaly.
I fucked my sisters ass when she was 13 and i was 16.
>>767972929
I wish I had a dad...
>>767974504
I would brainwash them and make them think I was the only thing that mattered to them, that I was everything. Then when they believed it, I took it all away and just watched the chaos unfold. Some were spectacular. Now they know the loneliness I have felt my whole life.
>>767974955
I'll share story if anyone wants to hear it
>>767975255
do it
>>767974568
I'm Vance but hi anyway.
>>767972318
proof?
>>767975255
DO IT
>>767975068
I wish all the niggers sent back to Africa
I go regularly to pee on mt father's grave. My brother does the same.
>>767975384
Ight. Will start now
>>767975465
Why? Was he that bad?
Druggie on adjacent land shot and killed my dog with a rifle. I was near, and saw it. I was at the county jail (doing my job). Druggie got arrested. LE walks him by me. Druggie asks me how my dog was. Druggie gets out. Druggie disappears. Druggie got the SSS. Nobody cared. LE helped me make him disappear. I don't feel bad.
I started talking to a girl yesterday and have been almost constantly erect since.
I've fucked around a lot over the last 15 years but I have never met a girl who I am so sexually compatible with.
If she's into it I'll leave my wife and kids because I cant miss this opportunity.
>>767975077
Whew lad
>>767975573
Thank you for making the world a better place.
>>767971805
I can only fap to dicks now. I don't even identify as gay or bi.
I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"
>>767974412
Taylor?
>>767975658
I only regret one, she was the love of my life and I didn't realise until it was too late. She was perfection incarnate and I was a dumb cunt. I didn't deserve her love and she didn't deserve the treatment.
>>767975255
I was on my computer jacking off in my room to some good old fashioned try teens. I was watching assteenmouth, where the subject is self explanatory. I was lying on my bed with my laptop on my stomach whole jacking it. Suddenly my sister decided to walk in without warning. She taught me by the surprise and then almost threw my computer at the wall. My sister is the super innocent type and still is. She was 13 and didn't even know what sex was yet. I still had a raging hard one that was very visible. I yelled at her to get out off my room. She said that she had to tell me something important, i can't remember what is was. Any ways, she asked what i was doing. I knew that she probably had no idea what anything sex wise so i just said i was massaging myself. Cont.
>>767974412
Doing this to girls with some slight daddy issues is pretty ez
>>767975848
Cute.
>>767975850
Nah, Vance. Am I not the only one that does this?
>>767975848
>sexual or a power thing
y not both?
>>767975537
Fuck Yeah.
He played Hangman with us by putting a rope around the neck of one of us while the other played with him, everytime me or my brother missed a letter, he'd pull on the rope so the hanging one was off the floor for a few seconds up to whenever the hanging one was about to pass out (it depended on how many letters we missed).
He whipped us, beat us, broke bones on purpose, make us act like dogs (to the point of putting collars and leashes on us), used our mouths as ashtrays.
He was a sick fuck.
>>767976029
I've done it to girls, boys, men and women. Some were considered healthy some were on the edge of Insanity, they just needed a little push.
>>767971805
My gf doesn't menstruate yet, should i be worry?
>>767975937
Sounds like stuff that never happened you gay fucking faggot.
>be me
>go to mexico for summer vacation
>family members decide to throw a lunada (an all night outside slumber party)
>mostly me, my cousins, and some of my older cousin's children
>noparents.jpeg
>a couple of hours pass by and mostly everybody is going to sleep
>the only ones awake are myself and my cousins daughter which is around 9 to 10
>decides to sleep with me on the hammock I've prepared myself so i wouldn't sleep on the ground
>I relent and let her
>she passes out in 10 min
>my perversion gets the better of me
>take one of her hands and make her touch my knob while i use my other hand to touch her pussy and and small tits
>cumbuckets.jpeg
>mfw i dont sleep until sunrise to sneak off first to get new underwear
>mfw i get away with it and no one suspects a thing
I've done other things but this one still haunts me
>>767976387
No just wait till she hits puberty then you will be fine.
>>767976370
Damn I'm not that far into it but to each their own
>>767976387
mine hasn't since she was 45, girls hit menopause at different ages
>>767974412
Tips/strategies for fucking with people you can share?
>>767976464
She's 18yo, lol
>>767976387
its either she's pregnant or she has a serious problem
>>767976264
Salt the earth so nothing can grow there again, it seems like he doesn't deserve a green grave.
>>767976264
Dig him up and FUCK HIM IN THE ASS
>>767975384
>>767975612
Get it!
>>767976578
recently menstruded pink, idk wtf that means
>>767976228
Could have been
>>767976712
She's pregnant
>>767976411
Believe what you want. Only I and they know the real truth. It's been a decade and I still think about her every day.
>>767976439
do you ever get paranoid? like, what if she knows but didn't say anything. only to repress and reveal later when she's 16
>>767975612
Dont leave love for sex, trust me man it wont work out
>>767976264
>>767976631
YEAH FUCK HIS ASS
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
>>767974233
Your family can't be that big of a deal if you had to go to school with niggers.
>>767976817
Don't fuck me.., i'm just 17yo, but well, fuck it.
>>767976175
Being an edgelord? Nah bud, youre not unique
>>767972929
parents should of stepped in long before that happened shit parents all around
>>767976846
I think you're making up a bunch of edgy melodrama to LARP and escape your sad, pitiable life for a little while. I'd like to tie ropes around your little sissy balls and crotch kick you in army boots.
>>767976848
all the time but i can tell she doesn't know what had happened because she is still a child and would've acted weird around me or around other people if she was trying to hide something
>>767976989
MODS
>>767976575
hes 18 you mean
>>767976537
Yes. Find out what/who they like, love, hate and any issues they may have (I call these weaknesses) and exploit the weaknesses, make them fall totally in love with you.Turn them against their families and friends and make you the main entity in their lives. After a short while (if done right) they'll be addicted to your attention, your "love" and then just take it all away and let them know how little they meant to you, how they are just insignificant insects that don't deserve to be around people and don't deserve your or any "love"
>>767977089
If only I were making this up. Maybe I wouldn't feel like a monster.
>>767972217
you deserve the herpes she gave you Scott
>>767975612
only if your wife isn’t your friend, and if shes not then leave her anyway. my wife and i read /b/ together.
>>767976582
He doesn't have a green grave, because it's in the worst part of the cementery. You only know there's a tomb there because they put a little name plate to identify it.
>>767972929
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>>767971805
give details. How old were you when it happened? What lead to it? Who initiated?
>>767976631
Let him rot there. Last thing I want is see him naked ever again.
>>767977071
I guess but I used to live in an inner city neighborhood. People there barely cared about their kids and if they were acting out. Hell some would even just leave their kids at that mall playground while they shopped. Several kids were abducted because of that. I think these days they have security guards there to break up fights between kids and to make sure they don't get abducted because of people barely or not even watching their kids then blaming the mall for it.
>>767975077
Lololol make poopy on me pweeeesey pwese *drools* *blush*
>>767975612
How can you be so selfish as to leave your children for some random ho.
I hope you fall into a meat grinder, you’re actually degenerate
>>767977966
I am no scat man. Shit belongs in the turlet.
>>767975612
>sexually compatible
End yourself m8
>>767977875
I sometimes wonder how things would have went if he hadn't bolted out of there with me like that. Now that I think about it too he said he never told my mom about that because knowing her she'd freak out and probably would have reported both him and me.
>>767975848
nice copypasta faggot
>>767975848
What was it like being made to see each other's spread open pussies and butts?
>>767975612
thats like saying you would leave your kid to have a better kid. think of how you would affect your family.
>tfw you see your wife at a store 10 years later
>she runs toward you and beats you for leaving family
>tfw you now pay alimony and child support
>>767976575
Medfag here
This is extremely worrying and “she” needs to see a gynecologist immediately. I say “she” in quotations because this is the kind of presentation you see in androgen insensitivity syndrome, which basically means “she’s” really a man who developed a female features/body in the womb.
Of course, there are ALOT of other possibilities, ALL of which need to be checked out, because lots of them are pretty serious.
>>767974412
Welp I got that off my chest and I don't feel better. I should have payed for a therapist instead of hoping for advice on how not to be a cunt from /b/.
>>767978386
>hoping for advice on how not to be a cunt from /b/.
the behaviour you're describing is sociopathic at best.
there's not much advice for that. a therapist cant fix that, and can only help you resist and redirect the impulses.
>>767978334
Watching house md doesn't make you a doctor you collosal faggot
>>767972929
I would do the same as a dad, fuck a strangers faggy kid.
>>767978386
only thing /b/ is good for is trolling. you need some advice go to reddit
>>767971805
The stuff I masturbate to has been getting more depraved and fucked up. Like regular porn doesn't do it for me anymore. When that happened I started hacking emails, back when it was easy with security questions. And stealing nudes from phones and laptops of friends and family. That got me off, as well as stealing panties. Then that stopped being enough and so I started exposing friends. Posted their nudes online with full name and sent to families. Did it for like 3 years to a few girls. Now that stopped being enough. So the other night for the first time, I exposed my own sister. Put her on temporarly exposed. All her slutty pictures and nudes I took from her phone a few years ago. It made my dick harder than ever reading what people said about her and knowing they jacked it to her. I'm not at the stage that I'll put her up here or make her downloadable but I'll probably get there one day.
>>767978386
/b/ - that place that reminds the suicidal of their obligations to do a backflip faggot
>>767978295
It's completely and utterly humiliating. Imagine if you had to see your friends' assholes and pussies, then show them yours. At the same time I think all of us got aroused involuntarily.
>>767978794
>When that happened I started hacking emails, back when it was easy with security questions. And stealing nudes from phones and laptops of friends and family.
same, anon. it's a hell of a rush isn't it?
>so I started exposing friends. Posted their nudes online with full name and sent to families
did that once or twice, but I feel shitty enough about it when it happens that I try not to.
>So the other night for the first time, I exposed my own sister
sounds like you're hitting the next level. got a level beyond that or is the sister your end game?
>>767979000
How could you tell?
>>767979083
The hacking emails is great. It's not easy anymore. I used to just do it with like security questions. It was SUPER easy. Then after that Sarah Palin bullshit emails got harder to get into. I LOVE exposing girls. I love when a girl gets her nudes shown to friends and family. I don't think my sister is my end game. I kind of want to commit a rape, that's my end game. There's a specific girl I have in mind to but she moved and changed jobs so might have to just do a random girl.
>>767979221
I saw my friends were a bit wet. There was wetness on the inside of their lips and it left spots on the paper. I think their clits were also hard. Mine was, and I had to show them that.
>>767974412
How do I do this to someone's who's already fucked up ? Is it possible ? Tell me senpai
>>767979524
yep. back in the day when gmail was the only provider with any security, and even they hadn't figured out geolocking yet? it was amazing.
Then it slowly got harder until it wasn't worth it anymore. I'm glad I took advantage of it when I did.
>I love when a girl gets her nudes shown to friends and family
god that gets me going too. I used to try and fuck my girlfriend where her family would walk in on us so they'd know what a slut she is.
rape is a pretty intense endgame, you'll want to plan that.
>>767975997
>Anonymous 05/07/18(Mon)23:35:58 No.767975997▶
Please cont
bump
>>767977752
What are her favorite type of threads ?
I ate many cummed cookies in my teenage years. With my friends we played that game where you cum on cookies, last one to cum ate it.
Wanking off whilst licking my cats pussy as a teen. Also licked my male cats dick after getting him hard.
No regrets but I do wonder what was the point.
Putting a twix in my butt and then in my mouth whilst cumming. I do and I dont miss being young
I am constantly on the verge of hell
>>767981324
What the he'll is with eating "cum" at all. What the duck is wrong with you factor perverts
>>767975573
The world needs more people like you.
I fart in your general direction
>>767974735
he shouldn't have cheated
>>767976264
>He whipped us, beat us, broke bones on purpose, make us act like dogs (to the point of putting collars and leashes on us), used our mouths as ashtrays.
So, typical btard if he was still alive
i let a dude suck me off. i hate myself
I physically abuse my cat.
I slap him, kick him, pin him down, lock him in a closet for hours, etc.
I don't know why I do it. Animal abusers are repulsive to me and I often feel so sick that I become physically ill when I do it.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>767971805
Back in highschool, I hooked up with a girl nigger who I barely knew. I stopped talking to her until about a month later when she texts me saying that she is pregnant. I didnt believe her and told her that even if she was pregnant, I would rather kill myself before raise a child with you. I wasnt aware that she was suicidal at the time, but about 2 months later she ended up taking her life. I blame myself partly for that.
>>767979722
How'd it feel showing them your clit and seeing theirs? How'd it go?
>>767975782
but you literally aren't straight
>>767971805
I had a threesome with my bf and his dad when I was 12. Still see them around town occasionally.
Watch porn daily typically incest porn. I've groped numerous cousins and friends. When I'm home alone at my cousins house i jerk off in her bed with her panties or bra wrapped around my dick. I bring a condom whenever I visit her because I have an unrelenting urge to fuck her every second I see her. Most recently I was groping and grinding at a rave I snuck into at a small christian college... all those innocent girls...
>>767981324
Fabian?
bummpppp
>>767985889
just kill yourself. It only gets worse and the cat doesn't deserve it. It trusts you to take care of it and you're shitty. Kys
sometimes i bump threads
>>767972929
Jesus which mall was this maybe there's something on it
>>767975364
Anyone who gets mindfucked by someone named Vance deserves it
>>767985889
You should lock yourself in the closet and just stay there until you die
I've already told you guys all my good stuff over the years; I'm down to just mundane shit now.
>sick of online dating
>same shit every woman I see
>>767971805
I should save this for next time this thread pops up.
>Raped a young couple who broke into my cabin and had a bag of my shit, forced them to watch each other get raped.
>Blackmailed my cousin to blow me once a week since I was 16, found out she crashed her dad's Porsche, it wasn't stolen
>Beat a guy near death while I served time for drug trafficking, was weed.
>Fuck my autistic sister anally whenever I want.
>My ex best friend and business partner caused my startup business to fail due to his neglect of our top clients, so as revenge I planned and caused his marriage to fail.
>While serving time I snitched on 4 people for reduced time.
Other stuff but it would be incriminating.
I love to take creepshots of my friends, even got some of them changing and naked. It's a big turn on to me see things that I'm not supposed to see.
I've fucked 3 girls this year.
>One of them gave me genital warts
No clue which one. Not going to say shit to any of them about it either. Once I get these burned off it's back to business LMAO
>>767991213
Snitches are legit the lowest of the low.
>>767976370
None of them were healthy. Anyone that can be broken that easily is someone who has major psychological problems
>>767974735
Tell the stories dude
>>767971805
I fap to a family members Facebook pics way too much
I live adjacent to a trailer park mostly inhabited by old people. I've convinced several of the older loneliest ones that I'm a member of park management and that we collect garbage fees on the first. I stop by these trailers and they give me $60 a month for absolutely nothing. It's been almost a year at this point and somehow no one has caught on.
>>767992102
kek
>>767972929
Yeah tell us faggot
>>767974735
You aren't in the wrong there tho
>>767975997
Continue anon
Deus le vult
>>767975573
>LE
>SSS
What do these mean?
>>767985889
you might actually need help anon,call a mental health service
bump
When I was 17 I once fed my 10 yo sister my cum as cough medicine.
Female cousin gave me a bj when I was 10 and she was 9, then she bad me try sticking it in her vag but we heard the door open.
Now she has a kid and I lost contact with her a year ago, we were planning on hanging out but she had a huge drama and deleted all her media and apparently broke her phone
>>767972929
I saw this shit on /r/4chan
>>767971805
I am who I am.
>be me
>studies for many years to become middle school teacher
>did to get close to girls in my fav age range
Am I sick?
>>767975612
>met girl one day ago
>we're sexually compatible
Do you understand how sexual compatability works? It involves having sex. Not staring at a store clerk through a window.
fingered a girl on the dance floor who i did not know most likely because she thought i was someone else, but she was definitely into it
>>767971805
I feel like punching everyone in the throat.
>>767995964
Yes, you are literally sick. Seek help.
Chemical castration works wonders.
>>767972929
nice
found a stash of XTC while digging in the park, my pill addicted mum said that they would kill me, then she took em all
fucked my [now] ex in the Mcdonalds bathroom on the floor, on top of her friends and my jumper.
On two occasions, we were in there for at least an hour each time. people probably knew
>>767996289
you did it at least 2 times? what the hell man
>>767976464
Nice and Savage, How long you been here Anon
>>767996463
In Mc'donalds yeah. Did it in other public places too. Other times when her brothers were in the next room (first time i ate her out, would've been awks if somene walked in lol) and another time in her grandparents house.
good times.
My cousin is a tranny. I fucking hate that shit but I still visit his/her fb ans jerk off to random pictures. I also browse trap threads and spam >she wherever applicable
>>767978566
Get a job faggot
>>767985574
did you look him in the eyes while he did it???
>>767996620
post those pics here
I jerked to bestiality porn
Many years ago I was cucking an Indian couple who had a young daughter that lived next door to me and one time they let me see her naked and one other time the wife let me lick her daughters pussy while she slept.
>>767990026
i wanna know this too
>>767985574
You should
>>767972217
you are terrible and you should feel terrible
>>767971805
I got my stepsister pregnant, and she's lying to her husband it was his kid.
>>767972318
post them?
>>767972217
I fucked my best friend's girlfriend for over a year
married, 2 childrens, but i'm a super hot trap fucked by black guys at least once a week.
>>767972318
Gotta post em
>>767996932
Im not gonna risk it being found out. I would literally rather kill myself
>>767997162
post pic
>>767971805
>I killed 3 young ducks today
>I was walking close to water and scared a mother duck with 3 babies
>They ran out of the tall grass in to the water and all 3 went under
>I googled it, baby ducks are not good swimmers
All my friends think I'm a normal guy with a normal poor guy problems...
>be me
>pedofag
>therapy for years
>didn't fix a fuckin thing
I lie to the faces of my friends everyday, /b/.
tfw all of your dreams are their nightmares
>>767971805
I was a dump kid.
>be me
>be in 2nd grade
>best friend in class will move away in summer break
>he is absent that day
>teacher got a card to let everyone sign it for him to remember us
"anon come here to sign this card for Daniel"
>write Daniel...
I'm not a clever man.
>>767997273
chemical castration
>>767997238
Natural selection.
>>767991784
Not like the other shit he said is Fucked up or anything
>>767997371
Pedosexuality will become real in the future, he just needs to wait it out.
I used to be a really angry person and I could fly off the handle real easy, over the years I've become much calmer. I know it's a good thing that my anger is gone but I want it back, being angry was part of who I was for so long it's like I have Stockholm syndrome. I want to be cynical, jaded and angry again.
>>767997490
I feel that way sometimes too
>>767997371
That only removes the lust... deep down I'd still be fucked up, now and forever.
>>767997595
I'm a pretty skinny guy, but people didn't try to wind me up or anything because they didn't want me to hit them. Even if I'm not particularly strong, no one wants to get hit, so I wasn't bullied or shit like that. It was almost a sense of security.
>>767975848
what the fuck is this i hope its pasta
>>767972217
I'm proud of you
>be me, 16
>I got drunk and did x with my aunt, when she was buzzing i slipped her a second tab and we ended up fucking in her hottub.
>Didn't know att but her husband, recorded it all and sent my Dad copy for xmas that year. He gave me the x to start with.
>Feel ashamed that i didn't fuck her ass while i had the chance.
>>767976175
>vance
oh god
>>767997273
please tell me your friends have young children
>be 14
>in the woods with a 13 yo friend
>had a collection of shoplifted Penthouse magazines stashed out there in a plastic bag
>me and friend had designated spots in order to jack it separately
>one day conversation ensues about cock size
> decide to compare boner sizes
> stand in front of each other and press errect teenage cocks against each other
>immediately feel an electric tingle in my cock as soon as they touch
>feelsgoodman.mp3
>too horned up to think
>reach down and wrap hand around both of our dicks
>jack us both off simultaneously
>freind doesn't protests, starts moaning
>refuse to look in each other's eyes so we don't feel like total faggots
>friends cock erupts and spews gysers of cum all over mine
>continue to jack it with his cum as lube
>cum with the force of a faucet all over him
> immediately feel disgusted
>never speak of it again
> Eventually stop hanging out
To this day I am revolted by it
>>767997860
Yeah they do? And no I haven't done anything. My last years at home were with my young sister, and I figured out that self-control isn't really that hard.
>>767997927
the gayest
>>767972929
An the father of the year award goes to
>>767997465
Odds :
Very likely
>>767997285
>be me
>somebody going away or sick
>people signing card
>here anon, write something nice
>i think I'll just write "get well soon", "enjoy your trip" or "nice knowing you", basic shit like that
>look at other messages left on card
>small paragraphs
>every single signature has a small paragraph of nice things to say
>I say no thanks
>they think i hate the person
>mfw I'm just to autistic to even do something as basic as socialising
>>767976029
How can you tell they have daddy issues?
>>767997747
Dad’s reaction? Also what’s your aunt look like?
I think the holocaust was a lie
>>767976264
Dam. Can I piss on his grave too if you don't mind?
>>767999168
You know there was more than one camp, right?
>>767987099
Not unless the penises are feminine...
>>767998745
Satanic behavior
>2017
>Dad gets new gf
She has 14yr old daughter
Whocares.chad
>Go out Saturday & gets piss drunk
>Arrives home at like 3am sunday morning
>Goes upstairs (where our rooms are)
>Can't sleep
>Uses watch to find phone
>Makes a ton of noise
>Falls asleep some time
>Dreams about Fucking the 14yr old
>Wake up with her in my bed naked
Panic.exe
I woke her up & she said she won't tell anyone
She won't tell me what happened except that I came when she didn't expect it
It haunts me /b/
>be me
I stole nudes of my bestfriends gf.
>>767971999
nice
>>767971805
When I was around 3 years old, my oldest brother got be to play with his dick.
>>767992992
Law enforcement
shoot shovel shutup
I fucked my stepdaughter
>>767972929
fuckin mufasa'd brah
>>767991213
your sister lets you fuck her?
and how did the convo with your cousin go?
>hey you got to blow me lol
>>767997465
this I dont even care anymore knowing that it will be forced on us someday
I enjoy watching young boys and girls get dominated by teens and older men. If their mouth is not getting stretched, I'm not interested. However, if they are getting fucked, it disgusts me.
>>768000150
show
>>767999491
>I came when she didn't expect it
lol what? do you have any memories at all?
>>767971805
I just farted. Yeah i know 7 Hail Marys and a TD Jesus.
>>767975077
Bjorn?
>>767971999
Judging by the trips it has to be true
>>767991213
Nice, you're human garbage.
>>768001311
Dubs of truth confirm your hypothesis
>keep jacking it, can't stop
>still haven't read the Bible (only the first 4 books)
>haven't repented
>don't believe in God (i want to though)
>suicidal
>incest fantasies (don't want to fuck my actual sisters, but i want hot sisters who i would then fuck)
>jacking off to traps and furries also
>very angry and hate most people
>>767972929
I’m at a lack of words for how much I love what you did
My brother raped me when I was 7. had no clue what sex was, only learned about it a few years later and only really learned what a fucked up thing he did a few years after that. I'm 28 now, still, live with him. we act like it didn't happen. I'm just glad he's sterile.
>>767972671
>Tardies are like dogs in heat
Old memes die hard
>>767974082
>don't have them anymore though
How convenient...
Im still in love with my ex not spoken for 8 months but I miss her like mad. I could be a ass at times but I thought I treated her ok. This fucking sucks.
>>767971805
I used my mothers dildo as a teen.
>>767971805
>I Once James Bond burger your sister
I really want to fuck my girlfriend's pregnant friend
one of my girlfriend's friends decided to get knocked up because she is going into her thirties and getting over living the wild life. she is a rich girl from a rich area and has always been a party person but now its not the same that she is getting older
oddly enough she got her coke hookup to knock her up but she is not sure if she will make an effort to be with him since he is a loser living the druggy life
she really wants me to knock up my girlfriend (which I want to do) and I am hoping as the months go by that she will drop her coke guy and get desperate for sex and hopefully lead to a threesome where I knock up my girl.
I know its all fantasy for now but should I tell more?
I have lots of hunches and thoughts on how this can play out
>>767985889
just kill yourself
>>767985889
This Prescription is correct thanks for seeing us KYS in the next 24hrs You POS.
>>768002430
>>768001901
OT: Can someone please explain this manhattan signature shit to me? I've googled it, still dont get it
>>767972929
Reminds of the time in the first grade when I was at my best friends house. We were playing on the stairs and he was at the time standing on the edge and I was right behind him. I don't know why, actually I do, I wanted to see what it would be like if I pushed him down, so I gave him a nice hearty shove and he tumbled down. When he slapped against the linoleum floor at the base of the stairs, he didn't move for a sec but then looked back at me and just smiled.
I thought I killed him for a few seconds.
I have been a serial cheater all my adult life since the moment my first girl cheated on me.
For some reason it's just what I do.
>>768001197
Not of that night.. the dream i had wasn't even in full detail just a re-run of her gripping my dick..
I used to steal shit everywhere, in malls, friends' homes, strangers' pockets. As long as they were in my reach and were small enough, thos things were mine. Now I still like others' possessions, but I try to make it less frequent and in a safer way.
>>768002587
It's a "free watch" scam. They tell you that you will get a nice watch for free and you just pay the transport. Then you actually get a watch but its terible and costs even less than the transport.
>>768003280
Thanks!
>>767976989
enjoy your ban newfag
>>767997083
story?
>>767997927
hah GEEEYY
>>767998745
What the fuck is this shit?
>>767972217
Scum, you have no friends
>>767997273
how do you go to therapy for pedofag. "hey i need help i like kids" wouldnt you get fucked up
>>768001532
Are you M or F?
How old are you both?
>>768002342
Edgy... Top yourself
>>768001426
You gotta chill out and stop overthinking shit my man
>>768003093
Kleptomania is a bitch.
>>768004551
I stole things for the longest time. Late 90's, stole cell phones from cars. Tossed them once the batteries were dead. Stole comics from a 7-11 once. Came back the next day and the clerk confronted me, told me he was going to tell my mother and to never come back. I didn't go back into that 7-11 until I was an adult. He never did tell my mother.
>>767978334
Based medfag troll
But seriously though I'd guess underweight to start with
>>768001267
Louis?
>>768005287
Peter, Paul, and Mary?
>>767972929
What would happen if a small child pushed another small child which lead into his death? I believe nothing?
>>767972217
If that's how you treat your "best" friend, I can only imagine what a piece of shit you are to everyone else.
>>767975077
You mean the loneliness that you carefully and purposely maintain because you're so pitiful it's the only thing you take comfort in?
>>768001532
>only really learned what a fucked up thing he did a few years after that
this makes me angry about rape, it's not a big deal at all until society tells you how horrible it is
>>768002337
m or f?
>>768002936
>looked back at me and just smiled
this was your queue to make him your sex slave for life
>>768005287
The XIV?
Ayyyy
>>767971999
>>767972671
Not that I'm morally above such things, but how could you trust them not to bite your dick? The tards I knew in school fought and bit people all the time.
I like to collect my dandruffs, put them in a line and snort it like coke.
>>768007131
>pic related
>>768007125
>>768007131
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>767985889
What >>767993415 said. Get help Anon, you're not OK in the head.
>>768007164
Sweet mother of Hades!
Keking hard
>>768005856
Dead kids parents could sue push kids parents, that's the real reason he ran. No criminal charges would be filed if that's what you're asking.
>>767978334
Kek anon kun might be dating a 18 yo nigger disguised as a loli
>>767981324
J3sus christ jackie boy
>>768007313
>>768007376
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>767976156
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>767977966
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>767977821
Damn bro, I would have just cremated him and thrown the ashes in the trash. I hope you at least got some money when he died.
>>767991213
I am positive you are a nigger.
>>768007737
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768007531
>>768007580
>>768007679
>>768007763
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768007313
Really? What would they accuse him of?
>>767975848
Seen it before. Stale pasta. Lurk moar fags.
when i was 12 would get raped by my 2 older cousins all the time,happened so any times, i think thats why i like getting spit roasted
>>768007794
negligence
>>767981324
Ah yes, good old soggy biscuits
>takes me back to my days in elementary
>>767972318
Show us fuck face. Reveal nudes
>>768008013
Would they win?
I once sucked my younger step brother's dick under the bedsheets
>>767974735
It's not gonna help you to hear this, quite the opposite, but fuck that kid, you did the right thing.
>>768006396
Dude get some pussy from a consenting adult and maybe then u wouldnt be justifying rape incelfag
>>767989174
This is the right response. Anon is just angry at the cat cause he's a faggot.
>>767974412
Sure you have buddy
>CRRRRAAAAAAAWLIIING IIIIINN MY SKIIIIIINNN
>>767999491
Sounds like she raped you while you were drunk and passed out.
Have a pretty gf and i love her. Fucking is great
But since 6 months i fuck every girl, which i can get with the goal to fuck my gf with their juice on my dick!
I used Casper to catfish a shit ton of girls and got many many wins
>>767991213
Shutup Matthew Nobody likes your status around here.
>>768009035
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>767975937
Dude thinks he's a mf mind controller... The same time crying himself to his pillow every day. Brother I know how easy it is to control people. It is nothing to brag about in fucking 4chan
