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What’d he do wrong?
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>can kill all the avengers
>only kills half of them

Where do i start?
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>>767970492
Obviously didn't pay attention, he only wanted to wipe out half of the living beings in all the universe. He also killed more than half of the avengers.

Stay in school Anon I know math is hard, when you hit 15 you'll understand.
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>>767970492
He was dealing with overpopulation.
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>>767970379
He was the antagonist in a superhero movie. How could he not fail with that kind of decision making?
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>>767970771
>needs a better agent.
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should have killed all avengers (Captain America, Iron Man, Thor) that don't have an upcoming sequel then you wouldn't know for sure if they're actually dead or not. The avengers (Black Panther, Spider Man...) they killed you know are coming back for sequels to their own movies.
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>>767970379
Has the power to do literally anything
Wants to stop suffering due to lack of resources
Kills half of all living creatures instead of doubling resources
Thanos is a fucking tard
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>>767970771
Except he was the protagonist. Infinity War was Thanos' movie.
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Didnt rape the entire cast.
Dont worry. Pic is leaked from avengers 4.
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>>767971201
It's Captain Marvel that's gonna save the day. Didn't any of you see the post credits?
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His plan makes no sense. Earth, and therefore safe to assume many other planets, will repopulate in 4 or 5 decades
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>>767970379
I mean, nothing. Natural right proves he COULD do something so it's fine.
HOWEVER, the question is really in his reasoning and the effectiveness of his plan.
On one hand, every species that winds up running out of resources experiences a natural die off. My girlfriend tried to argue this as being a fault in his reasoning. Technically she isn't wrong, but I think it's more about keeping up a certain level of functional society.
In one situation, if you let everyone just... fail of their own accord, you'll see the fall of an advanced civilization until the groups left are able to stabilize into a series of tribal groups.
In the other, you live under a constant fear of losing your loved ones. If it was all at once, you would have to live with the loss and the fear of it happening again.

I think the way he did it was maybe the best way. It just happened. Most people did not know. One day, people were just gone. They'll eventually get past it and after a few generations it'll be an answer-less question.
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>>767970492
It was not about killing the Avengers. It was about seeing his plan for balance play out. It cost him everything whereas killing the avengers would have cost him nothing.
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>>767970379
Since he isn't brown, obviously mental illness.
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Pic related
It's marvel fans
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Gross assumptions of a pessimist. "Hope for a better tomorrow" is the line of most super hero comics, and I'm sure they're gonna drag us through Thanos learning this next movie
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>>767970379
Bowser's job.
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>>767971601
And yet there's still a "Avengers" in the title, doesn't matter if he is written as a protagonist almost every movie goer will consider him an antagonist because they like The Avengers more than Thanos, their characters have been around in the MCU for longer and people have grown attached to them
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>>767970379
>What’d he do wrong?
Appeared in a douchewaffle faggot teenage comic book movie?
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>>767970975
best marvel arc ever
including the thanos quest which is my all time favorite
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>>767971718
>It's Captain Marvel that's gonna save the day. Didn't any of you see the post credits?
Someone forgot about Adam warlock
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>>767970379
that fact that lady death wasnt a character removes his entire motive and makes the plot really fucking dumb. he was trying to impress a sexy skelebitch who wouldnt talk to him
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>>767970379
Idk who he is but dear god wtf is up with his chin?
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>>767972308
Thankfully terms like protagonist and antagonist don't rely on any sort of vote so that doesn't matter in the least.
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>>767970699
>>767970741
>>767971981

>Literally not just wishing "LOL HALF THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNIVERSE, ALSO THE AVENGERS ARE PART OF THE HALF THAT DIE LOL"

what are you retarded? lmaoooo
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>>767972475
A Captain Marvel movie is set to come out next year or something. Theyre trying really hard to avoid Adam Warlock and have more chick heroes.
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>>767970379
Fucking retards ITT, he kills at random, he killed half of the universe randomly, he himself said he dont discriminate, poor, rich, old, young was gonna die. Not a certain few. Fucking autists on b.
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Who did he killed? Not going to watch it.
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>>767971718
i cant believe they are gonna shit on adam warlock and silver surfer like that
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>>767972534
it's nowhere near what you're looking for but at the end of avengers 1, his follower tells him earthlings are more powerful than they thought and that to challenge them is to court death

he smiles

more of an easter egg than anything but whatever
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>>767970492
he didnt choose who died. he wanted it to be entirely random.
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>>767972743
what part of "he doesn't care whether the avengers live or die at the end because he still accomplished his goal" do you not understand you fucking mongoloid?
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>>767972743
His plan was specifically that half AT RANDOM die off. He has nothing against the Avengers, it isn't personal, he's expecting people to fight for their lives. It is a survival tactic.
In the end, he retired to a place away from everything after.
You're misunderstanding his character and his plan.
Also, it wasn't a wish.
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>>767973025
They are not, Adam is coming and i bet he will be in her movie, why? Because he was in Guardians 2, they cant do a guardians 3 after they died in this.
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>>767973042
yeah i remember that. but i dont get what his motivation is without trying to impress sexy death lady? just muh power? come on that purple dick is throbbing with the thought of that skeleton pussy. fuck now i wanna like up r34 thanos/death shit. it has to exist
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>>767972991
black panther, scarlet witch, winter soldier, spider man, dr strange, fury, that chick from himym
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>>767973301
His motivation is he saw his home planet suffer from overpopulation and he saw the only remedy to be offing half the population at random. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough food/land for everyone and the planet would crumble
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>>767972698
Should I have used the term villain instead? Because while protagonist is determined by story structure and there are plenty of "villain protagonists" you couldn't call him the "good guy" of the story
So I'll reiterate:
He was a villain in a superhero movie. How could he not fail with that kind of decision making?
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>>767973241
Mrs. Marvel is gonna take place in the like 80's. If that was Adam in the pod at the end of Guardians 2, he couldn't be in the past. I think. I really don't know his story.
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>>767973301
never read the comics, but in the movies he's a psychopath that wants to cull the universe in half at random because it was the solution he proposed when his planet became overpopulated but the didn't listen to him and they died out
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>>767970379
murdered half the pop instead of spawning more resources for everyone
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>>767973387
Oh yeah and half of the universe
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>>767973652
that was a given, i assumed he meant specific characters from the avengers
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>>767973241
No
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>>767973556
spawning resources for an entire universe of living things with stones that clearly damage whatever item is using them. Makes sense.
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>>767973241
oh word? i never actually finished guardians 2. maybe i should do that tonight
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>>767973936
please see
>>767973749
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>>767973472
That was him in the pod, what makes you think the entire movie will be just the 80s?
Maybe it's present with 80s flashbacks, or half 80s half present, infinity war showed different scenarios, they can do the same with Captain Marvel movie
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>>767973541
i just wanna see his thick veiny purple meatstick plowing skeleton pussy

>>767973749
NIGGERS
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He made it a communist based random system for selection of death rather than ranking each population by individual contribution from greatest to least and not dropping either a) the lower half because that serves the universe best, or b) the upper half... just to shake things up a bit.
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>>767973387
You forgot

star lord
gamora
groot
mantis
spiderman
loki
heimndall
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>>767970379
He was stupid.
Why wipe out half the universe when you're God, and could solve all the problems with a snap of your fingers?
The only reason he killed all those people was because he wanted to, not because he wanted to save the universe.
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>>767974199
spongebob and betty boop die too
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>>767974129
but he is not looking to judge who is worthy of surviving. He literally just wants to make it so resources aren't scarce for all civilizations. He has no interest in playing god.
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>>767974199
them too

was too focused on the climax and i forgot about the guardians because honestly fuck them
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>>767973444
Villain works, only because it's relative. That being said, i could very very easily call him a "good guy". His motives are to ease suffering and improve quality of life. He's like Ozymandias in Watchmen.
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Should of just given more resources, like or double the amount of habitable planets. also he didnt just half shit, all of the worlds he already half'd got half'd again. now we got like 5 asstardians.
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>>767973429
So he just slowed it down he didn't stop it. Eventually the universe will run out of resources, even if there was no life so he's really wasting his time
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>>767974013
Captain Marvel is a prequel in the 90s. People think that because that's what Marvel has told us. Warlock won't be in it. James Gunn has said Warlock won't be showing up until at least after GotG 3.
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>>767973749
Just saw that, we'll he'll be in guardians 3 then. Thought they were going that route, but also just read that Adam and Captain Marvel are very similar in powers.
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>>767970379
Nothing
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>>767973936
He was in the after credits, they say his name and cuts off to a cocoon
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>>767973301
See now kids this is why you don't just think with your dick
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You guys dumb?
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>>767974408
So the Necromorphs from Dead Space should be considered good guys too? They had almost the same motivation as they specifically target species undergoing resource shortages, absorbing their biomass and preserving it in their own twisted form
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This is just a preamble for what’s to come. Never heard of the Georgia guidestones?? Literally first fucking thing on it says the worlds population mustn’t reach over 500,000,000
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>>767974528
One of the Russo bros confirmed this, just finished reading it.
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>>767973541
That doesn't make him a psychopath.
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>>767973768
>this
beyond that, the stones don't seem to be as powerful as they were in the comics. The power creep had to balance out somewhere, so them not being as effective makes sense. Easier to destroy than create.
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>>767974811
Haven't played it, but they sound like Borg. Good and bad is subjective, i don't see how that's hard to understand. Nazis and Muslim extremists think they're the good guys too. From out point of view they aren't, from they and their families they're heroes. That was literally kind of the point of the entire movie.
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>>767974811
Yeah Necromorphs, morally, are protagonist. They have a fucked up way of going about it but yes.
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>>767975218
I am trying to get my son out of this simplistic thinking. His step dad was in the army and is very "Good guys" "Bad guys" minded. There's some intrinsic Right and Wrong supposedly and his is it.
So far he's pretty good at it, though. Identifying villains and friendlies instead of bad guys and good guys.
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>>767974651
and captain marvel is a strong independent woman who dont need no man
and thats a good thing!
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>>767974965
who are you quoting?
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>>767975729
Yeah! Mrs. Marvel doesn't need no man. That's why she got her powers from her alien boyfriend.
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>>767970379
He's a nig nog.
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>>767970379
Shiieeet.He diddin do nuffin
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>>767975225
Necromorphs sort of transcend bad/good as humanity knows it, sort of like Cthulhu or other cosmic horror antagonists. Good/bad means nothing to them, they simply exist. They look bad from humanity's perspective, but given our insignificance cosmically that perspective doesn't mean much in the grander scale of the universe
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Best villian so far imo. He actually won
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>>767972698
Tbh I liked thanos more
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>>767976255
>>767976183
thanos was the only likeable character in the movie. anyone besides you two: prove me wrong
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>>767976531
Likability is subjective and you're speaking in absolutes. Therefor you are wrong.
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>>767974965
Also, nothing said that the stones create.
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>>767975218
You win

>>767975603
You lose
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>>767971485
It doesn't really matter. Whether he killed half the people, or just doubled the resources. The problem still remains. Life will just keep growing exponentially. After a couple hundred years, the universe would be back up to the same population and he'd need to do it again.

He didn't really solve the problem, he just postponed it.
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>>767970379
He killed Gamora :(
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>>767970379

His plan didn't make sense.

You collect all these magic stones to do God like power.

Kill off half the universe.

So people won't run out of food and resources like his people did on his planet?

The fuck kind of plan is that.

There's enough everything for everyone in a space capable people forever.
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>>767971779
I agree, this was better in the comic; to balance the scales of living people and dead people. Here, you could have doubled resources, or just organize everyone. You've got infinite power and try to do good this way, that's the lazy way, trying to make one thing and expecting everything to be solved...
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>>767977043
Dudes has stones that allow him to go where ever he wants, you think he didn't scout out the universe to see if it was big enough for ALL the civilizations to thrive? You have no clue if there are enough resources for everyone in space, that's the whole point
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>>767977382
Potentially he could fabricate more resources or let people live in the soul stone.
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Nah the stones damage the user whenever they are used to do anything extreme. Living in the soul stone could be a thought. I don't know how that would work or if they're even considered alive.
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If it was really random he could have doomed civilizations to slow extinction because of a lack of genetic diversity in the species, or depending on how bloated an affected civilization is simply slow down the decline instead of stopping it. He didn't think it through all the way did he?
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>>767970379
Send Loki the first time for the teseract and then the black order to retrieve the mind stone both of which he ultimately had to show up in person to collect anyways.
>wtf does he have other people do his bidding for?
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>>767978129
Are you actually retarded
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>>767978369
you realize he only shows up in person once he's already been powered up by the infinity stones?
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>>767978369
>wtf does he have other people do his bidding for?
Wtf do generals give orders for? Also he only starts showing up personally after getting his hands on the power stone which made him far stronger than even the hulk
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>>767970379
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>>767978661
If a civilization had a bad enough resource shortage they would need more than half killed, if the population was already low there might not be enough genetically unique people to stop inbreeding and eventual mutational meltdown. Either way that civilization is sort of fucked unless they have extremely advanced technology to counter those issues, technology that would make a resource shortage moot anyway. His plan would help a very small minority of the possible civilizations in the galaxy and hurt the majority
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>>767976916
So he just snaps his fingers again and halves the population again in a second

Ez
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>>767975809
>this
can also stand for the quote without going through the trouble of copy pasting the whole thing.
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>>767972743

He wanted it to be random, fair and dispassionate. He literally explains this to Gamora, you numpty.
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>>767978994
>>767979493
just sayin, they didn't really do shit
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He didn't kill Tony
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>>767970975
>>767972426
Been wanting to read this. Are there any before this I should read?
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>>767979833
Except that it's been clearly established that using the stones in such a fashion takes something out of him.
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>>767970379
If he could snap and make the niggers disappear he'd be a hero
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Has power to do anything in the universe, wants to kill half so the other half dosent fight over resources, but dosent make anymore resources.

Kills own adopted daughter, but doesnt use the time stone to resurrect her after.

Doesn't use the time stone to save his own world.

This bastard is only in it to kill as many people as he can to satisfy his thirst, and to prove he is right.
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>>767976811
Are you retarded?
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>>767970379
What a liberal...caring about the environment
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>>767979776
so you actually ARE retarded

a planet's population will never be small enough to create a lack of genetic diversity through halving its population. and if it was, then it was already headed for mutational meltdown regardless.
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>>767980218
they only seem like they don't do shit because of how effective the avengers and the guardians were against them

it's like saying the nazis were never a problem in ww2 because the third reich eventually broke apart
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>>767981116
The end of his opinion was sound.
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>>767972743
No but you obviously are, or are you going to such blindly believe your own logic you fucking pleb.

Looks like I'm not the only one who is trying to tell you that you are wrong.
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>>767979849
>he doesnt know

>>767980404
read the thanos quest (2 issues) and then the infinity gaunlet (6 issues). i hope you love it as much as i did.
im actually glad that hollywood didnt ruin like they did for me with the dark tower
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>>767970379

NOTHING.

HE DID WHAT'S BEST FOR THE UNIVERSE. HE MADE THE SACRIFICES THE COWARDLY AVENGERS COULD NOT. HE'S LIKE HITLER, JUST NOT AS CUTE.
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>>767970741


HE COULD HAVE STARTED WITH CHINA AND INDIAN THEN KILL 14-25% OF THE REMAINING WORLD. THAT'S THE ONLY WRONG I CAN FIND.
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>>767981340
except it wasn't because his entire point revolved around thanos trying to solve resource shortage, which he wasn't
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>>767971201


SOUL STONE NIGGGER. THEY AIN'T REALLY DEAD FUCK FACE. HE EVEN VISITED HIS DAUGHTER THERE.
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>>767973025


FOX HAS THE RIGHTS TO THOSE CHARTERS YOU FAT FUCK.
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>>767981116
It would need to be a very early civilization to be sure but who knows how many early civilizations that Thanos would have snuffed out to save ones that were on the decline anyway. Civilizations all end eventually, all life will be destroyed and even the stars will burn out. and there's nothing that halving the life in one tiny galaxy will do to stop it
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>>767981219
That's the definition of not doing shit.
If you set out to do something, but are powerless to refute your opposition then you have essentially done nothing.
As far as your comparison to the Nazis,
That was actual war and not superheros/supervillains
I get the comparison, but their task wasn't to defeat the Avengers, it was to obtain something in spite of them.
Somehow they failed to plan, so they planned to fail.
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>>767970492
>Where do i start?

Pulling your head from your ass and properly analyzing the "villain" of this story,...for starters.
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>>767976962
That's Garona, not Gamora.....
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>>767982974
That's Gonorrhea, not garona....
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someone sounds like they get no pussy...
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>>767983191
That's Bazinga, not Gonorrhea...
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>>767972173
bunch of low IQ soyboys
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>>767970379
I bet you were the nigger clapping during the movie
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>>767984267
Oh yeah?
Well I fucked your mother anon
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>>767982203
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS FAT???
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
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>>767984884
>he cute
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>>767984938


>4CHAN
>FAT
.>PLEASE DIE
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>>767984906
I hope you enjoyed my sloppy seconds. Nigger.
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>>767972308
is this guy fucking retarded
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>>767985078
who are you quoting?
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>>767972743
triggered this lil kid kek
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>>767985132
Jokes on you, I'm yo REAL daddy.
>And even tho that's gross as fuq, I don't put it past you to get down like that.
>honkey
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>>767970379
went second after me fuckin this anon's mother
>>767985132
>I turnt that bitch out
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>>767976916
Not even a couple hundred years, maybe like 2 generations at most
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>>767977382
He got the stones during the course of the movie, when tf did he have time to scout out the entire universe?
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>>767986166
oh wow an actual nigger on /b/
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>>767970379
He let them make the 2nd Thor movie, 2nd gotg movie, 2nd captain America movie, he'll the 2nd half of the first captain America movie, and the dr.strange movie. All shit.

TBH, now that he's killed off half the people, I have zero objection to him having all the stones. Better him than the avenger or nova. Those fuck wits can't keep even vaguely powerful weapons away from mediocre villains.
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>>767987166
Oh wow, a faggot on the internet.
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>>767970492
You don't seem to understand how this went down in the comics.

With the gauntlet, Thanos is basically God. 99% chance that the way they defeat him in the second movie is tricking him into giving up the gauntlet - which it may be hinted at that he lets them win so that he can have Gamorra back.

Once the Avengers get the gauntlet they will bring everyone back from the dead - just like in the comic.

Dr. Strange said, "It was the only way." The implication is that they have to let Thanos win so that he can see it wasn't what he really wanted, which is why he will lose and let them undo all the damage he did.

There's your Infinity War 2.
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>>767987961
lol hes mad for being rightly called a nigger
subhuman monkey go back to africa lol xDD
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>>767988196
nailed it
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Thanos was right
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>>767988203
That's not an insult, that's safety from failure in a battle of wits.
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>>767988491
i called you a nigger
you called me a faggot
>nigger battle of wits champion
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>>767988196
Yea, it really doesn't take a genius to see how they'll write this.
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>>767988481
And impartial. He didn't choose who died. I mean, being human and all, if be iffy about letting him get the stones. Him having done the deed? Alright. Keep em. Safest place for them.
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>>767988545
Nigger - A made up word for an entire race of people you're proud you enslaved as if that doesn't say some God awful shit about the kind of people that created you.
Faggot - A person that has no real use other than to be burned alive for warmth or entertainment.
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I love how Scarlett Witch can destroy infinity stones yet the avengers don't think to just get all the stones to her. Or have her be the one to attack Thanos and the stones in his glove. Stupid fuckin movie.
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Someone lied to me and told me Mark Ruffalo was a good actor :(
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>>767988825
Great film, but not sure the relevance.
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>>767988713
>you enslaved
its amazing ive survived this long. im actually a jewish demon from the 1700s. i owned all the slave ships and made billions off you monkeys (that the chief monkey sold me)
>made up word
all words are made up you mental midget

jk i love you bb
xoxo teehee
im with her
love trumps hate
fuck drumpf and fuck wypipo
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>>767974088
Death is in love with Deadpool, and Thanos hates Deadpool because of it.
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>>767988979
I completely believed his role of getting hired based on his acting career.
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>>767989112
Your mother was an alcoholic and it's your fault.
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>Has power over all reality

>Kills people to fix overpopulation instead of just creating more food, water and space
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>>767989124
Death isn't in love with him, she can't have him so she thinks she can't live without him. Also, check yoself before you wreck yoself fool.
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>>767988642
I would do the same If I had the stones actually I would even kill 4/5 and use the stones for some universal birth control magic
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Also starring in Deadpool 2
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Not killing everyone in his path instead of leaving opponents alive who could potentially affect the outcome of his quest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seJAOWHUeJE
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>>767990188
The idea of even caring what humans do when you're at that power level is ridiculous
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>>767970379
Didn't take a crane to get them out. Easy.
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>>767989272
My mother doesn't drink or do any drugs at all.
But I'm a heroin addict so she is ashamed of me all the same
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>>767990582
I don't think the heroin hurts as much as knowing you suck the man you think is your father's dick.
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He cared too much for a universe that can never appreciate him
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>>767970379
He existed...
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Was Justice League better?
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>>767990927
You are really bad at insults my dude
At least I know my dad. And I haven't seen his dick since I was like 3. Try again. Practice makes perfect.
But remember it's a school night and I'm sure you haven't even finished your homework yet
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>>767991077
You still suck his cock sooo......
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>>767991077
>I haven't seen his dick since I was like 3
got too old for pops huh?
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>>767970379
If Thanos actually got with Death wouldn't he not only not be able to get it up once inside her but never be able to get it up again after touching her?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82OM5tzcrk
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>>767991374
Yeah too old for bath time
I wish I could still gaze upon his glorious meatrod

>>767991321
Again, you are really bad at insults. That was nowhere close to funny, clever, or insulting. But by all means try again.
Also the fact that you are under 18 is so glaringly obvious, it more sad than funny that's for damn sure.
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>>767971485
This
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>>767991713
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>>767991741
He’s a bad guy not a good guy you mong
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7jW8_2Us5c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_LiWFJY_a8
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>>767991816
I am gay. Excellent observation anon.
You're boring, not clever and still a nigger to boot, good night
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>>767992200
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>>767970379
Failed to kill iron man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6V9lSquMl0
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Didn't beat Gamora to death with Lucille like he did to Glenn and Abraham.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C2K889u_90
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>>767992259
Yep, just like I've said repeatedly. Not clever, not funny, not interesting and obviously a child
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>>767992566
yet you still feel the need to respond...
>that in itself is funnier than anything I've posted
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o8Qqfu1pwQ&pbjreload=10
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>>767992617
Night sweetie
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>>767992617
Who are you quoting?
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>>767971201
Spiderman and black p have a sequel
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>>767971718
Marvel's first movie is going to be about her origin. It's going to skip the male cap
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je84VupqD58
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To many replies to see if anyone brought this up but guy could have probably just made unlimited resources couldn't he ?
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>>767992617
Thats not how you greentext, summerfaggot.
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>>767993359
I just saw the movie today and this is what I thought. The movie was pretty good but had WAY too many plot holes in it for how certain powers worked or how people thought.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZitPJMh60A
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>>767993581

>Summerfaggot
>Isn't even Spring yet
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>>767993581
Fuck your mother.
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>>767993656
>being so new you don't know about eternal summer
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>>767993956

>He thinks i just joined this year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLMgIR69G4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYp5IcjvQRA
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>>767970699
>patronised a 15 year old.
>watches a movie made for kids.
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>>767971485
You are missing a very important part of the comics. He isn't stupid. He is a self absorbed monster. He CHOSE death for half because he is in love with death. In the comics he literally made a promise to death to kill 1/2 of life for her having resurrected him from the dead. He isn't dumb, just very self absorbed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onE43h_TUUY
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>>767988979
He’s normally fine, but in this he was surprisingly bad
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>>767971693
moar
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>>767995251
He played his character fine, super beta spooked nerd Banner.
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>>767970379

He killed every planets random half rather then just the nigger half
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>>767988713
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>>767976962
>8/10 solid chuckle
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>>767980474
He killed the King Kong that's gotta count for something
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>>767992617
IT'S CRINGE
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>>767988196
probably this

dr strange did say that out of, like, the 15 million futures he saw of the avengers fighting thanos, there was only 1 way he saw that actually worked
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>>767974865
wouldn't that be some shit if that one day turned out to be the next advanced civilization's rosetta stone?
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>>767972213
Why is Batman using a gun
Why are they killing robin and a ginger?
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>>767970379

He didn't solve the problem, he just delayed it.
He returned Earth's population to what it was 40 years ago.
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>>767970379

I don't get it. Half of all living things?
Did he kill half the plants? Half the fish? Because they were not overpopulating. They were in balance.
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