Best summer activities to do with my niece?
She's 12 and loves outdoor.
sex in the woods
>>767970871
Is that prequel to Sex and the City?
>>767969567
Anal
>>767969567
Different park every day, if you're near a city?
Swimming... some sport.. amusement park.. ughh theres more but i cant think rn
>>767969567
Check local museums for kid-friendly day camp type of activities. Great fun. Or a large local park, they'd have kid type activities. Also swim lessons. Or find out on your own local historial sites and visit those and have her cobble together a blog on the sites, it's fucking easy as shit these days to photograph things and publish them on the web. A little coding experience would not hurt. Are there any teen coding workshops where you are? Go there, do that, make contacts, maintain them... pushing the barriers. Planting seeds.
>>767969567
Hey anon, asking here of all places is not the best idea
>>767971469
69 speaks the truth.
>>767971645
>>767972003
Big cottage in middle of mountains with a lake. Hiking and swimming is already planned.
>>767971877
Which sport? :D
>>767972260
I can handle it.
>>767972300
>Which sport? :D
water sports
piss on her
>>767972577
We have... water guns... definitely didn't plan using piss, though.
bumpity
>>767972712
bind her hands and feet with rope
strip her naked
force her to the ground
tell her she has be good and she wants to please her uncle
whip your dick out
piss on her face and tits
call her a whore
it will be a great bonding experience
>>767973325
We could also snuggle under a fuzzy blanket near fireplace and watch Tangled for a great bonding experience. Just saying, y'know.
>>767973677
I would advise against it. She's going to grow up thinking you're a pussy.
>>767974154
But... it's our favorite movie of all time D:
Try oil wrestling
>>767974713
Death by mosquitoes? Or are they not attracted to that shit?
bamp :D
What about visiting a flower conservatory or community gardening? I loved that shit when I was a kid
>>767976017
We gonna be in full blown nature outside of any civilization for 3 months (big cottage in middle of mountains with a lake).
>>767976368
Explain this meme to me, senpai.
>>767969567
Frisbee for sure
>>767976510
She always throws it to the goddamn lake!
>>767976699
superior double sexual dubs checked
>>767972300
I guess one she might particularly be interested in...
>>767977209
:D
>>767977463
Usually kicking my face with her feet, lol.
>>767976699
the next time she does that, rape her.
or deny her sex for a day if she likes it.
>>767977635
maybe you should try something more submissive. you have that vibe. tell her she's allowed to whip, kick, spit on and slap you.
>>767977653
lmao, typical 4chan. Always puts a smile on my face
>>767977653
I usually just don't make her pancakes if she's naughty.
>>767977834
I got punished by all that, except for the whip. Unless you count hitting me with a wet shirt as a whip, lol.
>>767977935
This is the only active board on 4chan! So help me God. I get like three replies per day on /out/.
>>767978102
well it is /b/ from what i've noticed, the one letter board are usually the most active like /b/, /g/ (which I frequent) but the other ones are more niche boards with way less peple
>>767978102
wait what seriously you're already being femdommed by your niece? nice.
get her a whip.
>>767978310
Yeah I just wanted a quick thread with some ideas, luckily too old to be triggered by anons wanting to rape.
>>767978478
It was all in a goofy way, she's poggers.
bampity.
ITT: pedos
>>767978310
/pol/ has a lot of activity, if you can handle the whole christians larping as nazis thing. On the plus side it's very easy to wind them up, like they're total special snowflakes it's hilarious.
>>767978583
That's how it starts, anon. "Goofy" femdom quickly escalates to the real thing...
>>767974336
Mine is Adam samdlr in Adam and atler
>>767979067
No problem with me.
>>767979130
She knows her boundaries. She never does anything harmful just for sake of doing it.
>>767979578
Never heard about them?
>>767979658
>She never does anything harmful just for sake of doing it.
What an exciting life you must lead.
>>767979929
She's like my best friendo, not sure what you're expecting in your little femdom fantasy over there.
>>767971265
>and the City
gtfo mandela
>>767980169
spotted the bare ip poster hiding behind plausible deniability instead of proxies
smh tbh fam
>>767980436
D: Have I bamboozled the name?
>>767980473
I like to keep it real, maybe that's not your thing.
>>767969567
Beach bikini photo-shoot.
>>767981244
You're living on the Edge, aren't you anon.
>>767969567
Outdoors you say? Cave explorer.
>>767981466
Too dangerous. We have lot of mountains at the place, so we will hike.
1) go fishing,
2) campfire and cook hotdogs on a stick and make s'mores
3) make a treasure hunt with markers and boyscout-type trail signs and hints and clues. have some sort of candy jackpot or prize that she wants at the end of the hunt.
4) ghost stories, kids love that shit
5) Hike and picnic, but pretend it's impromptu; let her pick out the sandwich and everything she wants for lunch in a store or deli, you do the same. have a pack and a blanket ready and just go innawoods.
6) build a fort in the woods. If the mosquitoes aren't too bad, do a campout in your fort.
7) if you have a .22, teach her gun safety and how to shoot.
>>767981861
Treasure hunt sounds fantastic! I could prepare something like that. Also like the impromptu thingy, that could be fun. Thank you anon-senpai.
>>767981911
Does it mean girls have two caves to explore?
>>767981367
Just giving OP a realistic option in case he is a pervert but doesn't want to go to prison.