Waifu thread
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Waifu thread
>>767967816
Why dream when you could have it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_rR4KMDllM
still here
and
>>767968267
just what i was thinking and its lovely
>>767968418
Its the only one I have sorry if you get sick of it
Back
>>767968362
smol cute
i hate mornings
>>767968502
I doubt ill ever get sick of that view bb
https://youtu.be/XyyL_TICbrU
>>767968761
Youre too sweet
>>767968684
what's wrong with mornings? also hi cute
Hi cutes
>>767968684
i love cutes~
>>767968865
Hope you like it because im not stopping bb
>>767969116
hii~
https://youtu.be/8SR7iouKSUY
>>767969236
How are you?
>>767969116
>
>>767969135
I was hoping you wouldnt
>>767969236
>didn't have a cutie tease you during your school life
>nobody loved you while you were in school
>nobody loves you now
Why live
>>767967713
It was quite nice which is why I decided to bbq and mow my lawn. Of course I watched tv for most of the day. Don't need good weather for that :P
>>767967816
Probabily...
are you a self portrait person or more landscape?
>>767968540
Why don't you like anonposters?
>>767969358
Maids are good too bb
>>767969512
Models! which is closer to a coloring book that stands.
>>767969336
Good other than I have to get readyfir work soon. How about you?
>>767969571
I don't dislike all anon posters.
>>767969508
We love you anon
>>767969512
lol, true true. watch anything in particular?
>>767969589
heh is there anything you dont like?
>>767969653
I know that feel. I'm alright, I'm just playing some vidya.
>>767968795
nice nintendo switch soyboy
>>767969693
What do i have to do for you to like me?
>>767969804
oooo thats lovely too bb! I dont like the weird cat paw hands.
>>767969849
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Be adequately nice and/or entertaining, probably.
>>767969848
nice one got eem
>>767968211
>>767969995
Oh but she looks so cute with those!
this one
>>767970194
*shrug* It just seems weird to be touched by them. Maids though. Maids are good.
>>767969589
Still takes talent and patience to paint models. Only thing I have the patience to paint are pots for plants haha
>>767969747
Worst cooks, PTI, the end of Dark Knight Rises, Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. Nothing special really
>>767968211
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
>>767970102
That game you've were talking about was smash bro's melee right?
You better play with random mechanics like the creators intended.
>>767970382
Maids and bunnies I will keep that in mind
>>767970427
Mostly just patience. Anyone could achieve what i have with time. Show pet plants!
>>767970614
Im easy to please bb andI thought you only had the one! Lucky day indeed.
>>767970752
I did a bit of digging around for you
Hello hello hello hallow all
>>767970879
Such a thoughtful bb!
>>767970903
hallo
>>767970879
thank you what did you find?
>>767970516
Yeah, good guess.
>You better play with random mechanics like the creators intended.
I spend my days practicing Fox multishines and destroying my hands.
>>767971060
Aw such a cute maid!
>>767971097
This guitar
>>767971223
thats a nice guitar
claimed
the artist that draws my waifus manga is going to continue it starting june 30. also he drew a new outfit and i love it
>>767971223
Tomoko has so many cute pics floating about!
>>767971289
Thats good news! Is it still crunchy roll exclusive? It is a cute outfit
QOTT: what is favorite soda?
>>767971273
Oh wow and so it yours
>>767971407
I know ive seen so many great pics! Too bad Yakumo dosent have that many.
>>767971417
Thats easy, Cherry Vanilla Coke
>>767971060
Whats up tomo
>>767971417
Vanilla Coke
>>767971217
>I spend my days practicing Fox multishines and destroying my hands.
umm yeah, kirby A button mario attack ball hammer dash
I don't know anything about this game
Do you make money playing it competitively or is it a hobby?
>>767971097
>>767971417
Dr Pepper
>>767971687
Oops
>>767971417
probably dr pepper
>>767971484
Yeah its a shame she is a real cutie
>>767971521
being unproductive and i have to work at fucking 7
>>767971725
>>767971746
You two should go on a date or something
>>767971407
at the current time it is. but the artist hasn't said anything about putting it to crunchy roll yet. so there is hope there will be a physical version.
>>767971417
Vanilla Coke
Birb
>>767971746
Thanks bb youre so kind
>>767971973
Gay Birb!
>>767971417
None, I only drink crystal pepsi.
>>767971973
>>767971846
because we both like the same soda?
>>767971893
here is hoping for it!
>>767972009
Says the one thats looking for pics just for me!
>>767972159
hehe very funny
>>767972240
Can relate
>>767972295
yes and bec you're cutes
>>767972295
Well I mean it was just uh one heh
>>767972363
Same. I had to post that if I didnt it would never go anywhere in my folders
>>767971579
Basically it's a pretty precise tech and it's hard to do consistently
I'd like to but I'm too nervous to go out and play with actual people.
>>767972394
*shrug* maybe some board game but that sounds chill
>>767972501
You are humble too bb!
>>767971746
Ewwwy ik how that feels i was quite the opposite today very productive despite having the day off...im sure I’ll regret that tomorrow
>>767971893
Ayyy vanilla coke bros
>>767971973
Hey birb is da word
>>767971417
Like my steam profile says "The answer is probably Dr Pepper"
Rem claimed
>>767970752
Okay.. h...here are a couple...
The Tigers Jaw is in an old pot so ignore the crap paint job...
>>767971417
Fresca followed very closely by Strawberry Fanta. Orange and Grape Crush are tied for third
Come at me about it!
>Maggie
>>767972754
Im looking for more pics but there are so many more lewds than cute pics
>>767972774
rip. Have fun selling stuff in garden department
>>767973012
Woah those are some weird looking plants! how many do you have?
>>767973026
Noted and where is her friends hand going?
>>767972935
Cute
>>767972753
Are you pretty gud at it already or are you just practicing now?
You should use it as an excuse to socialize, I don't think the smash bro's community would be too unaccepting of anyone, plus you can make monies.
I miss when videogames could be mastered like this, there was always endless room for improvement, now it's pay to win and no matter how much effort you put in somebody can buy first place.
>>767972774
Ayyyy nice choice
the only bad thing about vanilla coke its either hard to find or its sold out every where
>>767973278
Im not too sure~
>>767973608
wew
>>767973278
I like funky looking plants. People always buy the pretty ones and these ones got left behind. Found them almost falling off the shelf in the back of the display.
About 7. The other 4 consist of 2 ivys, a money bamboo which I've had for about 10 years, and a Pink Quill which my cats love to eat the tips of the leaves off of
>>767973608
A lewd bb
>>767972501
hehe, all good cute. How are you?
>>767972774
Hi Hallow, how are you?
>>767974072
Told ya bb
>>767974152
Im doing great! Had a good stream and now I wanna get some ice cream. How are you doing??
>>767974068
They do look pretty unique. You have kitties too!
>>767974228
still saved it bb and does she cook?
>>767974344
She does alot of stuff actually
>>767973026
Am i the only one that sees her ass wrapped around her and her other hand near her clown hole?
>>767973278
Got texts from a few coworkers that it was bad again today...no 80,000$ bad but still bad considering the coverage
>>767973577
Very true
>>767973608
L-lewd
>>767974072
Cuuuuttttteeeeee
>>767974152
Usual hbu?
>>767974228
Glad you are well, what flavor of ice cream? I was well, then something came up which I had to deal with. Everything will be fine as soon as I finish on what I need to do.
>>767974442
A little something (A huge something) came up just a bit ago. I am about to go deal with it. Glad you are still alright
>>767974417
Like what bb? I dont know much about her besides that they a cute
>>767974442
Well it may die down since the weekend is up. Its the smol version of the pic the big one is somewhere.
gn friends ily all
>>767974442
Yeah Tomo saw that too
>>767974527
No clue actually was gonna see what was available and then pick one out. Ah okay well I hope it isnt too bad and I hope you solve your problem soon
>>767974688
Well she cooks and cleans she is like the youger sister of the main girl of the show, she loves animals. Helps out someone in the show write manga, is in the tea club at school aaaaand takes care of her older sister whenever she needs help.
>>767974344
Yep 2. One is maybe 11 and the other about 5
>>767974742
goodnight cutie <3
>>767974742
sleep tight stringy one
>>767974876
She seems rather caring bb!
>>767975056
I got a kitten recently and she is a little dork that cant meow!
>>767975119
Oh believe me she is bb! She would take care of you too
>>767975119
Can you post a picture of your kitten, please?
>>767975119
Yep I remember. Cute little orange thing. I sent you a link on why it might not be meowing :P
>>767975165
Especially in a maid or bun outfit plz bb!
>>767975501
If i see the little bugger. She was trying to kill a mosquito she saw last night for like an hour.
>>767975590
I read it all but it still says that they do it sometimes. Mine has even been distressed and it was doing a weird nasal thing.
>>767975675
Okay, thank you...
>>767968211
An autistic cat is not a waifu.
>>767974742
night cute
>>767975734
>>767974876
Ah, hopefully you can get some ice cream then. I will be up all night just looking for what I need.
>>767974527
Im sorry to hear it whatever it is i hope you work it out
>>767974688
I can only hope it stops being busy because this is absolute hell
>>767974742
Nighty
>>767974876
Crickey
>>767975734
Hey you
Haruna!
>>767975675
Well who knows, maybe its just a phase or something she might grow out of. If you force it, she might get scared or worse.
>>767975734
Evening cute
>>767975675
Of course whatever will make you smile the most
>>767975958
I shall! Oh wow all night? Seems like alot for one thing
>>767976157
I wish it was so little, but alas it isn't. Just gonna resort to some illegal measures. Might get a crew together tomorrow as well to handle it
>>767975980
Here is to hoping
>>767976150
nah she got stuck behind the tv while exploring and i didnt know. Its just kinda odd is all
>>767976157
Just seeing you be cute will do bb!
>>767975852
saw here on the chair here sleeping
>>767976617
how long was she stuck?
>>767976805
Not terribly long it was just a scared nasal noise could hardly hear it
>>767968418
Hi, Tomochan.
>>767976617
She is very cute. I want to pet her.
>>767976617
>Cat pretends to be asleep with eyes wide open
Yep. This is definitely a chapter in "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you" :)
Well cats do tend to get stuck in places. My younger cat once got stuck in a box because she didn't want to jump out.
>>767976617
I need it....to top things off customers have been extra bitchy lately
>>767977257
Hallo!
>>767977359
She will bite your hand
>>767977530
It just seems silly she doesnt make the noise to help us find her
>>767977726
Yeah it is summer lol
>>767977726
Don't worry I work retail as well, its not just you.
It seems once winter is over people turn into total assholes. Maybe the influx in Vitamin D and fresh air causes bitchyness...
>>767977923
It's your cat?
>>767977923
It wasnt this bad las spring/summer
Also dat pic
>>767977953
Maybe all ik is that i wanna die and im gonna die making 11$/hr
>>767977923
does she bite you when you try to pet her?
Goodnight, will be offline handling things
>>767975854
>>767977923
Really? She looks like an angel when she is sleeping.
OK good no one has claimed my goddess
>>767978033
ya
>>767978394
Yeah tomo is so cute!
>>767978422
Sometimes when you pet too much
>>767978671
She loves to chill
>>767978677
I want to touch the tail especially the tip
>>767978539
Nighty
>>767978677
Best monster girl
>>767979133
:3
>>767978394
You must be young. Don't let them bother you. When people get bitchy, just remember it's not your fault and move on.
I had this lady yelling at me one time because we didn't have something for her daughter. While in mid rant, I just took out my book and started reading which infuriated her more. When she finally stopped, I put the book away and asked her, nonchalantly, why she was yelling at me and that I didn't do it to her. She was so struck back about it she actually apologized for yelling and left. Shes been back a few times since then and has been SUPER nice every time.
>>767978539
Night night!
>>767978677
Nope snekfu is still open. How was your day?
>>767979133
Would she bite or scratch if she just sits on my lap? She looks cuddly. Cuddling is chill, right?
>>767979436
Good replaying metro last light again
>>767979436
Wow that must he nice i got yelled by some old guy yesterday because i refused to give him a veteran discount the guy apparently doesnt on his drivers license and didnt have his veteran i.d so he started yelling at me to type in either his phone number or vet i.d number....we dont do that and thats just one incident yesterday people like that is the reason i drink as much as i do but let it be known im not a push over i stand firm
>>767979133
Sorry I had to run to the store bb
>>767980000
Veteran? Of what war?
>>767979993
A tan Snek
> only 6 off
>>767980000
HOREY SHIET DEM QUADS
>>767980362
Yes store policy is veterans get 10% off if they show their vet id or anything that proves they are in fact a vet this guy was just shouting numbers at me
>>767979299
*pokes the red hair*
>>767979727
She would probably want to wander
>>767980250
Its ok bb i knew you would be back eventually!
>>767979993
Ah spooky games... I don't play those anymore. I get freaked out enough at random noises in my house.
>>767980000
>Dem quads
Gimmie...
Also, do you work at Lowes? I remember working there a while back they were really strict about discounts. Not to mention it didn't stack with their Mylowes discount and was the same percentage off.
At my current job if they say they got a military discount, I just give it to them. What's an extra 10% anyways, it's not my money and if I say no they'll just throw a hissyfit.
>>767980771
I will always come back for you darling
>>767980924
Metro isn't that spooky for me. There are times when I'm trying to sneak around and something just fucking attacks outta nowhere and some jump scares get me
>>767981161
Tbh s.t.a.l.k.e.r was spookier than metro for me
>>767980771
T-thanks? Lol
>>767980924
Close i work at the depot
>>767981258
I agree
>>767981020
Aweeee so sweet bb gib hugs!
>>767981391
Idk
>>767981547
*hugs* of course!
>>767981547
How can I get money without job?
>>767981161
Yea, jump scares annoy me more than anything. It's like people don't know how to scare somebody anymore other than flashes and loud noises that shock more than scare.
>>767981391
Ahhh... How many illegals have you reported for loitering since you started working there?
>>767981886
1. Steal underpants
2. ???
3. PROFIT!
https://youtu.be/diiSKajJwQA
>>767981792
such a good bb! thank you!
>>767981886
Get married to someone that is taltented
>>767981986
Without doing any illegal stuff.
>>767981986
That is true. I hope Metro Exodus does the horror better than the other 2
>>767982049
Taltented?
>>767981547
LOl quirky
>>767981886
Sell drugs or prostitution
>>767981986
None its not as bad as the stereotype lets on
