>Be you.
>Taking subway to home.
>Completely random stranger with a suitcase takes the seat next to you, drops the suitcase in front of your legs.
>Stranger whispers in your ear, "Here's the package, make sure it gets in the right hands, èse." and leaves.
>Decides to take it with you.
>When you come home and unlock it, you find it has $50,000 worth of cash and an unprecedented amount of marijuana and cocaine in two bags inside.
What do you do in this situation, /b/?
go on vacation
Shoot my self
I ain't taking that responsibility
why does it say "100$" on 20$ bills
>>767967077
obviously a prop or something. those are like oak leaves in the bags
>>767967077
They put a $20 on top of the ones for each bundle.
>>767967213
Just shitty bud mang
>>767968649
That doesn't look like shitty bud that looks like tree leaves
4357732812 call this nigger
>>767966896
check it for transmitters, gps, etc.
then run around like a coked up asshole throwing money and weed at people and then shooting anyone who doesn't pick it up.
>>767968793
Looks like tea, actually.
>>767966896
Reminded of this LOL
call the authorities and tell them I received a package that doesnt belong to me
Hide the drugs properly and wait a long while, at least a year.
Start using the cash right away as petty cash, but avoid touching any of my normal incomes
Once the wait is over, start looking for some drug re-seller who might be interested in purchasing the stuff. IF it seems risky, I just burn it else I sell.
BUMP OC!
>>767966896
I sure hope no one actually tries to smoke whatever that shit is.
>>767966896
smartest thing to do: take part of the cash and one bag of marijuana, then get the cops involved
fun thing to do:wait for something comes out of it and get involved hoping this will make for perhaps the only exciting thing on your life
Procede to shoot niggers anf build the wall.
>>767966896
Smoke the weed.
Sniff/sell the coke.
Spend the money.
buy drugs, have biggest trip of my life then shoot myself. sounds like a pretty fun day
>>767969560
this, that shit looks like lawn clippings
>>767969952
get murdered when they come looking for their stuff.
>>767970616
i don't think they could do that unless the guy who left it recognizes him but then again he may just got himself killed
>>767966896
basil, play money, airsoft gun, powdered sugar. Nice try faggot.
>>767971080
well, it's most likely to be the case but i want to belive it's not, it would make for a great story
Get rid of the gun, buy myself a nice peice, deposit the rest of the cash, smoke the weed, sell the blow
>>767966896
Smoke gun, snort weed, give cocaine to dog, shoot cash
>>767966896
Funny thing- that's only like 500$. It's all 1s under the twentys
>>767966896
Sorry... I was distracted by the fucking lawn clippings in the Ziplock bags. Lmao.
>>767966896
I would do shit like that. get brief cases cheap at the thrift store, and pretend they were important and hand them off to strangers on the subway, all sneaky like.
then someone called the police on me and I got fined and jailed and words like "terrorist activity" were thrown around, but since I had a clean record, they eventually let me go. so did my job wile I was in there.
