Hey b/ I’m sitting in my hotel room bored what should I do ?
>>767966360
You know the drill faggot.....sharpie in pooper.....dont act like it's your first time here
>>767966606
I don’t have one !
>>767966683
You don't have a pooper??....you really should see a doctor
>>767966801
A sharpie !
>>767966801
Kek
>>767966683
Finger in pooper faggot....improvise
>>767966957
>>767967116
Noice
I’m just horny
Post anus plz.
>>767967359
How about eating him off fingers, thats shit gets me diamonds
>>767967509
Huh ?
>>767967509
**Cum
>>767967571
I’m not there yet ... haha
>>767967485
Nice boi pucci
>>767967596
I’m actually getting soft I thought this would be more fun or people would post
>>767967596
Get there
>>767967708
Got nothing
>>767966360
I wanna suck it . been awhile .
>>767967900
Nice wouldn’t mind
>>767967661
Well what do you wanna see?
>>767968004
Anything ... haha
>>767968004
Dip balls in mayo
>>767967929
mhmm, I'd lick it, suck it, and take it all in.
I wanna feel it get big in my mouth.
Maybe more if you're into it.
>>767968105
Don’t have mayo
>>767968169
I mean never did a dude ... but why not
>>767968169
It’s working
>>767968191
Bitch you sure come up with a lot of excuses....your white.. Every white boy has a jar of mayo. It's like your only condiment.
>>767968365
I’m in a hotel not my house
Call the front desk. If a woman answers ask lots of questions to keep her on the line. Beat off to the sound of her voice. Post results.
>>767968483
This
>>767968483
It’s a dude already saw when I got back
>>767968324
Well, Im sure you'd have fun for a first experience and realize a mouth is a mouth.
then you'd probably want more .
What hotel?
>>767968614
Too bad.
>>767968654
Crowne plaza
>>767966360
what kind of hotel are you in?
what are you doing there and not where you normally live?
if it's got a bar, just go down to it and sip on drinks until last call. ask the bartender if he's got any off-menu drinks he likes to make.
>>767968714
like the state lol
>>767968781
Work trip
>>767968714
City?
>>767968781
>>767968844
do they have computers in their lobby for hotel guests? see if you can bypass their 'pay-wall':
hit left shift until "Sticky Keys" comes up, then click on "go to ease of access center", and in the window that comes up, type any web address in the bar on the top. first to try should be speedtest.net, see what kind of bandwidth you can get.
>>767969125
Ok then ?
>>767968882
>CT
fuck lol, NJ here, were not that far, but far enough.
>>767969214
Shit yeah sorry
>>767969249
>>767969214
Too bad they got rid of Craig’s list or I’d be having more fun
>>767969125
>>767969202
I don't know.. visit sites you won't visit on your own ISP.
I thought posting would be fun but it’s been real lame and anti climatic tic
>>767968882
oh shit im like a 15 min drive from there
>>767969125
>>767969202
download a ransomware and see how much of the hotel it affects. just that terminal, or did their IT people really drop the ball on this one.
>>767969575
Hmm tempting
>>767969590
I’m not an IT guy
>>767966360
Call for some room service and have them walk in on you beating off. Make sure you record it, specifically their reaction.
>>767969575
Haha what you into ... I’m
Not paying anything FYI
>>767969683
Ehh they don’t come in they knock
>>767966360
go downstairs, get a list of people that deliver to there from concierge, and order all sorts of stuff from everybody to a room down the hall that you can see from your peep-hole.
watch/listen for anything entertaining to happen.
Do you think they got cameras in the stairs ?
>>767966360
fill up the safe in your room with ice from the machine in the vending room.
>>767969696
no being found dead with a pen in my ass.
(a nice dinner date might have lured me out)
>>767970298
Haha fuck no not damaging that shit
>>767970305
Fair enough >>767970305
>>767966360
Request a masseuse.
>>767971498
Too late for that
ur dick smol
You near the 405?
I am also bored in a hotel room, sir.
Canada is also hit by the backpage apocolypse
What is everyone using now?
