Take the test you incels
http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
>>767963577
ok virgin
>>767963834
No u
>>767963577
what does this means?
>>767964432
https://spinsterat17.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/what-does-your-rice-purity-score-really-mean/
>>767964605
wow, Im puregold
Sorry I've failed you /b/
got an 11
>>767965429
Damn that's a lot of cocaine
>>767965429
man i got a 16 and had only a few unchecked. did you check incest and paid for sex?
No incest
> Danced without leaving room for Jesus?
WTF does that even mean?
>>767963577
lol, you're more pure if you've fucked a horse than held hands and kissed
>>767965776
basically slow dancing with bodies pressed against each other
>>767963577
now all of you niggers have malware and viruses
>>767966288
Heck
>>767966288
dude you do you even fap ? thats like 5 points at leats
Welllll....shit. guess I should anhero
Is this question asking if I've ever 69ed?
>>767966725
Yes
>>767966571
Nope, I'm not on Windows.
>Joined the mile high club?
what
>>767966571
I'm not a nigger, I'm white
>>767966822
Had sex while in a plane a mile in the sky
>Your score:
>59
>>767966760
Jupp, I was using firefox and it is impossible to hack.
I'm gay and shocked at how bad my slut phase really was...
Get out of my way, NEETs.
>>767967033
Oh my god, its fonald trump
i would say I'm pretty normal/average. merely checked all the normal sex stuff, some of the alcohol and very little regarding drugs or other crimes
14. Fuckin 14.
hahaha i got a 95 i want to die ahhhahahhaahahahhaahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>767967760
What are you, a nun?
got a 70 lol
I can live with this
80
>>767967010
I'm straight and only did 10 points better
>all these tests posted lately
>usually involving very personal questions
anyone else think this is really sus
>>767963577
>>767966725
If you have to ask.... heretic.
>>767963577
26.
Turns out I'm a deviant
18
>>767968886
>3:14
go to bed bud
>>767963577
Have no idea what this score means
tfw kissless virgin.
The most sexual contact I've had with a girl is one time in middle school a girl sat in my lap (I got embarrassed and had to leave. I think she knew that would happen), and another girl said she liked me but I thought she was joking because she was out of my league and made fun of me all the time.
>mfw both of those things happened 8 years ago
>>767969427
Probably a good idea
>>767969642
Poor sod
>>767969642
lol thats already way more than i did
37. Don't feel like as much of a neckbeard @ least
>>767970323
I'm sorry anon, but goddamn I'm STILL salty about how stupid I was.
Well, I'm pretty happy with my results
Completely honest
>>767967010
Fellow gay here. Too much of beta to have a slut phase, though.
>tries to take test
>admins see me
>kicks me out
>Theres now a sign that says no retards allowed
Well guys I tried anyways
Who wrote this test, some 5th grade girl?
>>767968886
Get the fuck off of 4chan Andrew. Jesus Christ you're such a fag.
>>767969366
The guy who scored 19 is a deviant. You are a garbagedick.
:V TELL ME FELLAS, am i a member of b now? can i stop being a newfag now?
Only reason for low score was because of horny friend who would get me to do stuff with her
>>767973978
i got mine cuz secretly im a freack, so i llok like a dummy but not really
Fucking degenerates
I’m so jealous
Things I haven't done:
>Used methamphetamine, crack cocaine, PCP, horse tranquilizers or heroin?
>Joined the mile high club?
>Had a STI?
>Attended an orgy?
Yep...
>>767963577
Most everything except incest and getting someone pregnant
man i hate all of you
expect you guys my /b/rothers
>>767969642
>>767968425
>>767967760
>>767967518
>>767966500
>>767966288
>>767966135
>>767964432
>>767963577
things i have done all the drug shit
>>767975175
forgot pick angry at myself now aswell
>>767975287
Why ABP instead if ublock origin?
>>767975327
idk i just googled ad block and downloaded the first thing i saw man
>>767975490
ah I see. triggers me a bit as a /g/ user when I see someone using that though
>>767974391
what animal you fuck bro
>>767963577
>>Had sever memory loss due to alcohol?
I don't remember
>>767963577
>93. Had period sex?
That's not what I think it is, is it?
>>767975736
You have to be 18 or older to post here
>>767963577
Well, that was educational.
lmao
have had zero (0) sexual interaction with anyone
>>767975832
I got a 90, what do you want from me? I've heard of pornstars cramming sponges up there so they can film so I guess I shouldn't be that surprised...
>>767966725
kek it took me a second to figure that one out too until I looked at the number.
Weird, I got 44.
>>767963577
So what do these numbers mean? Is a lower number bad?
>>767977171
Oh, that means It's All About the Pentiums.
>>767977171
Never mind I just saw this post >>767964605
>>767976731
Nigger I got a fucking 94 and I know what that means.
In fact, you're probably the only user on the board right now that doesn't know what "period sex" is.
>>767966376
63 here brother
>all these virgins
>>767966571
Guess again nigger, I'm behind 7 proxies.
This is okay with me
>>767967033
Now try taking the test and be honest.
>>767963577
Poor guy with nokia phone, my condolescence
>>767963577
Your score:
8
>>767969446
Read this
https://spinsterat17.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/what-does-your-rice-purity-score-really-mean/
>>767977333
Damn nigger, you got me there bro. Want to jack off to each on kik or what?
>>767971838
Thats what I got. The only thing in that list I've done that I wouldn't want to admit to anyone I know is I smoked crack.
17, yeet
>>767977333
hello wisconsin
>>767973978
>79
>low score
>>767975287
I use both
>>767966694
I scored a 9 if it makes you feel any better
>>767963577
A healthy middle
All the unticked ones are crimes and shit
>>767978906
A 9 makes you slightly less of a degenerate than the guy with a 3.
>>767963577
Well... here ya go
>>767968265
Are you me? I got 23 too
Got a 93, but let me tell you I ain't 'pure', lot of that stuff I'd do if I could.
>>767979514
But having not actually done any of that stuff makes you pure.
>>767963577
who the fuck kisses for 2 hours straight?! Jesus christ, get down to fucking
>>767979779
Thats what I was wondering. I've easily gone maybe 30-45 minutes when I was a teenager, but now after 5 minutes I'm just waiting to stop so she can start sucking my dick.
>>767963577
24
>69.?
Dammit that got me good
26
Is that good or bad?
>>767979985
but now that I think about it, what if that includes foreplay? Like when you leave her tied to the bed so you can shower the shit of your dick and come back for round 2, that adds 15 minutes right there
>>767963577
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
26
A lot of this stuff is total bullshit.
>>767963577
I got 24... I'm no cheat nor whore purchaser.
>>767980277
Well it says consecutively, and it comes before all the sex questions so I'm guessing it just means kissing non stop.
If it includes kissing and eating pussy and ass for two hours straight then I'd have to give that one a check mark then.
What does this mean?
>>767978095
Close some fucking tabs!!!
>>767963577
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com/
>>767980852
That means you should come with a warning label, if you don't already have to talk to your neighbors about it.
>>767978095
are you really watching all those videos at the same time anon?
>>767980701
Same. Got 23
>>767980994
I’m 48 and have had a fun life. I’m no chomo though.
>>767980852
https://spinsterat17.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/what-does-your-rice-purity-score-really-mean/
>>767968120
n i c e
>>767981084
Hey at least you have boundaries.
They may be way the fuck out past the horizon, but they're there.
>>767975287
part of the rest of the plebs. only A's make honor roll buddy
>>767974761
what animal felt your wrath my dude
>>767981297
The only things ive done is masturbate with porn, get drunk alone, smoke, and run from the police
>>767981074
I just open stuff I wanna watch in new tabs and forget to watch them later.
No mile high club. No bestiality. No incest.
kissless virgin here
>>767981515
AMA
>>767963577
I got 21. All with my wife.
>>767967033
you performed besteality and incest. get off Uncle-Ottis-Bob-Cody-Gomer-George-Hoyt-Jimmy James computer and go to bed Forrest-Joe-Bob-Lester-Clyde-Virgil-Darrel-Rufus-Rocky-Garth
>>767963577
Apparently I'm pretty impure.
>>767963577
That feel when highschool was wild and crime is fun
r8 me
>>767981821
>getting above 30
Ayy I got 90
>>767981896
implies im not totally deranged? Yes, I agree.
Apparently I'm a whore.
>>767981461
Just add them to a playlist. you're probably using like 15gb of ram right now with all those tabs.
>>767982086
>hasnt experienced something
>calls those who have deranged
Tell me anon, how did you vote? I'm sure I can guess.
>>767981821
Nah you're score makes you a pretty average person.
>>767982204
not anon, but your response proves youre likely deranged.
also, youd have to be pretty out there to get <30.
i got 32 btw, but not for lack of trying (never been with a girl who actually wants it in the ass)
>>767963577
68, What am I?
>>767982361
>never been with a girl who actually wants it in the ass
Just pay for it?
>>767982361
Committing small crimes as a teen and experimenting with sex, drugs and alcohol doesn't make you deranged. I'm a fairly normal person and I got a 32. I know its over 30 but not by much.
>>767981517
Me too, but don't you fap? That's like 4 right there. I got 92.
>>767963577
1. I'm not an incel. I'm a virgin by choice until I'm sure I've chosen the right partner.
2. I got a 90. but here's a fun fact: I was peer pressured into both my first kiss and the fondling of the same girl's ass, but at a different time. It was a nice ass, but at the same time, I wish I never would have done either because both are bad memories soaked in anxiety.
>>767982815
If I were you I would end it now.
Hint hint.
>>767982361
original anon whom was referenced. I got a 24 and short of orgies, and moral ineptidtude, everything that was done was done for the sake of life and being able to tell my children what is and isn't about the world. unless you can look someone in the eye and say 'yeah, you should'nt take a bumb of meth and here is why...' 32 is living but there is much to do!
>>767982948
Anon, I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what you're talking about.
>>767982815
I was peer pressured into kissing this qt babe in high school but i didn't and i regret it.
>>767982815
you must be the life of the party
>>767983050
I'd figured as much.
>>767982815
Would you mind if I sacrificed you?
>>767982815
>not an incel
>I'm a virgin by choice
Sure there big guy.
>>767983101
I sense your sarcasm, and I can tell you that I'm actually not a bad person to hang around.
Believe it or not, sex isn't the coolest or even most important thing in the world.
You'll learn that one day.
Or you'll die very lonely.
>>767982948
This guy jerks off to gore threads.
I bet you kiss girls too, faggot.
>>767982608
Only alone
>>767963577
incest checked
>>767963577
>>767983297
>sex isn't the coolest or even most important thing
How the hell would you know?
>>767983297
They will most certainly not learn that some day.
>>767983416
Well that was one of the questions.
>>767983297
slow down there Ripley, i think im going to choose not. cause you know: pee-pee+vagina+asshole+felatio=
>pic very related
>>767983416
I got this and "seen a stripper"
>>767983460
-I simulate pretty much everything in my head.
-I've watched porn, and even if they're not faking it, It really doesn't seem that interesting.
-I've loved someone, and the pleasure of my dick to even the most extreme of circumstances cannot fill the gap in my heart.
>>767983467
You're right anon. I guess I'm too optimistic
>>767983827
have you tried anal? i suggest you go out and try anal with a bar skank then come back and say that
Admittedly, if I had to take this test based on just the past 10 years, my score would be a bit higher. Way higher if the past 5.
>>767983827
p.s. no condoms
same rules as golf?
>>767984097
https://spinsterat17.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/what-does-your-rice-purity-score-really-mean/
Idk what my score means
>>767984097
Here? yeah. In church, probably not.
>>767984190
it means you are retarded
Have you had sex?: The Quiz
>>767984246
How so? I’m a married straight male who smoked weed occasionally at Uni. It sounds like you’re just butthurt that you’re a kissless virgin mate.
35, not sure if high or low.
You are going to Hell you faggots
>>767984814
lower the number the more "unpure" you are
>>767983941
That would be a waste of time.
>>767984872
unironically this
I’ve cut way back on the drugs, but there was a time when my behavior was so self-destructive that it bordered on suicide. I don’t see how the people with lower scores than me are alive.
>>767984877
Feels good.
I lel'd at the one that said kissed consecutively for than two hours, wasn't sure if that was a euphemism or if these people think people just sit on a couch kissing non-stop all night.
>>767985044
People can enjoy whores and drugs without being angsty and wanting to die, mein düde.
>>767984872
Liar. Who's never fapped? I'd have 97 if it was for the past year.
>>767963577
Was hoping for 69
>>767984872
>>767985182
As a matter of fact,
>Masturbated?
and
>Had or given “blue balls”?
means it's pretty much impossible to get 100. You'd have either one or the other.
So I got a 10.
Yay! I'm degenerate filth!
>>767985512
you've been to jail and/or been convicted of a crime?
>>767985161
True. I suppose the test doesn’t draw a difference between doing a couple lines on the weekend and fucking a girl you met yesterday 2 hours after you watched her fuck a crack dealer in your backseat because your out of money and coming down after not sleeping for 4 days and you’re not sure what month it is.
>>767985692
Ran from PoPo
Caught by PoPo
Arrested by PoPo
Went to court
Six month probation
Case sealed without a finding
The amount of new fags in this thread is insane
>>767963577
>>767985928
But I never fucked an animal. Although a few ex's may have qualified.
>>767985928
Give me the case no and the state and I'll find that in a sec
>>767986354
It was in 1986.
I was 16.
Do you really think I still have any information about it hanging around after 32 years?
>>767986354
So what did you do?
>>767985512
same score here!
>>767986902
>be me
>be 16
>be drinking with people behind a strip mall.
>guy puts his hands on my gf
>fight ensues
>beat the shit out of Mr. Touchyfeely
>cops arrive shortly therafter
"SHIT! ITS THE FUZZ!"
>leggit
>Get chased by fuzz into dead end alley.
>surrender without incident
>arrestified
>minor in possesion of a partially consumed pint of Southern Comfort and a partially smoked jand rolled cigarette of Class D controlled substance.
