H-hello! May I take your o-order?!
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H-hello! May I take your o-order?!
>>767943944
I'd like some DDs
Double Cheese on the double you nigger
>>767943944
lemme get uhhhh
>>767943944
O-one hamburger
>>767943944
FUCK YOU
>>767943944
Good ol 2D pussy lips
>>767944213
>>767943944
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM
>>767943944
2 #9s
A #9 large
A #6, with extra dip
A #7
Two #45s, one with cheese
And a large soda
>>767944799
Oh wait, fuck, you beat me to it.
>>767945029
You snooze you loose
>>767943944
So, you know how you got the 6 piece nuggets?
Take two nuggets, and throw them away.
I'm only wanting a... 4 nugget thing, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.
>>767945309
W-we've got a 4 piece k-kid's meal if you're interested!
I'll have some fries please
two burger (your) tits please
>>767945594
No, ma'am, I said take the two nuggets, and throw them away... and give me 4 CHICKEN McNuggets
Also, can I have a junior bacon chee? A JUNIOR bacon chee.
And if you could go, half coke, and half diet Coke, that'd be great.
Can i get a fuckin uuuh
>>767945983
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVlaouEZtpg
>>767943944
Henlo I have a big cock and too chickin fuckets with extra DIP!
>>767944081
*Cough cough*
>>767943944
I'll have one fry
>>767943944
I'll have a fuckin' cupcake o' sum shit
>>767947684
Shh..... don't tell.
>>767947157
Take it, take it and leave.
>>767947942
Can I have another one?
>>767943944
I'll take...
A shit
>>767943944
Do you sell GFs at this fine establishment?
>>767948837
No we sell BFs
>>767948864
Ohhh... Do you sell lube then? Also, on a unrelated note, can i see your tits?
>>767949048
We sell BFs for companionship not for lubing!
and No you may not!
I've been searching for the Maltese Burger for three years, all clues finally lead me to this place in the middle of nowhere.
It was time for me to get it.
"Hi, I'll have some fries"
>>767943944
1 Spank please.
>>767949108
Goddamnit, why even live? Do you sell gewehr 98's?
>>767949496
Sir this a mcdonalds we sell BFs and fries.
>>767944759
>cheese
>>767949819
That's that greatest image I've seen in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVb-TFKYt6M
>>767949632
I guess i will just break a tray and slice my throat with a shard.
>no titties
>sad
>>767950048
Sir please do not do that it might traumatize the BFs. Please take a seat and I'll have an order of fries out for you in a few minutes.
>>767943944
I'll have a Big D's Mega Meal, large with extra milk.
>>767951007
We serve fries. Would you like some?
>>767951084
Yes.
>>767951238
[INSERT CHAT WITH LOLIS SPAM HERE]
>>767951363
[INSERT WATCH SPAM HERE]
>>767951238
Okay here you go sir. Can I get you anything else today? We also offer BF companionship, chocolate milk, and ice cream.
>>767951451
I'll take the chocolate milk, thank you.
>>767945594
Your juicy plump pussy on a plate.
>>767943944
No it's mine, get your own.
>>767951514
Fuk yea, me 2
>>767951451
Excuse me, I still didn't get my six piece nuggets with two thrown away, my junior Western bacon chee, or my have Coke with half diet Coke.
>>767951514
>>767951621
Okay here you are. That'll be $15 each please.
>>767951871
Sir we sell food and companionship here. Not nuggets bacon and fizz pop. If you want a heart attack please look elsewhere.
>>767943944
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>767952055
Alright. Also I got a coupon here that says that I get something for free. It never specifies what, but it seems to be in date and technically viable. What is it for?
>>767943944
A hambaga please
>>767952055
>>767952773
hurry up u old geezer, others have to order too.
>>767952908
>>767945594
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>767943944
I'll have a shit sandwich with a side of shitpost.
>>767953056
Oh no! It's Waffle House 2: Electric Boogaloo
I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER YOU RANCID HARLOT
>>767953056
*disarms with cock*
>>767952773
That means you get to go on a free date with one of the BFs, and they will give you as many hugs as you want. I'll go ahead and bring out the chocolate milk while he gets ready to meet you.
>>767952831
We sell chocolate milk, fries, and BFs!
>>767952834
Thank you sir. Come again!
>>767953196
I am the manager.
>>767953167
I just want to know what the fuck the coupon is for.
>>767953196
Don't talk to the nice lady like that. Here, have some manners, you rude little-.
>>767953256
Oh well, there goes that bullet. Now miss, the coupon, if you would be so dear.
>>767953306
Huh, so one of those girly boy whores? Eh, it's free, Gertrude will understand.
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A cup of your finest tea, please.
>>767953379
I'm sure we can find a BF who is your ideal!
>>767953536
We don't have that. Would you like chocolate milk? a BF? Fries?
AUTISM
>>767953765
I said, a cup of your finest tea, or I will open fire.
>>767953978
*blows up with cock used to disarm gun earlier*
>>767953765
My son's a bitchboy who gets dragged around by a whore. I want a bee-ef that will listen to me rant about my son being a disappointment. Preferably one that I can say "I wish you were my grandson, you seem like you got your life together" to,
>>767946393
>tenor
>pick related
>>767954075
*works 100% because cock is as hard as MegaMan 7 using a dance dance revolution pad*
>>767953978
You better not. That might traumatize the BFs. Please just take this chocolate milk!
>>767954097
Okay I'll bring someone out who is a good listener and not a disappointment!
>>767943944
I'll have a U-Suck-Me-Off with a side of Fondle-Your-Tits. To drink, I'll have your pussy juice.
>>767953939
Fuyukai desu
>>767953978
Nigga, u already have tea
>>767954355
Fine.
>>767954676
Here's your chocolate milk ma'am.
>>767955201
I'll have an ouce cream
>>767955201
>>767943944
yes you may take my order, I order you to stop pretend stuttering in text.
that is all. enjoy your day good sir
>>767955315
I'm sorry, we are all out of cream.
>>767955477
Don't pour it out!
>>767955485
Okay that'll be fifteen dollars s-sir.
>>767955695
You could have avoided this had you provided me with tea.
You chose this future.
>>767955695
Oh, thank anyways...
Here's some amount of money, I dunno you count
>>767955988
GET OUT! New rule: no females allowed!
>>767956002
Thank you for the generous tip!
Who did you have to fuck...to get that number?
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Got any Hetap?
Can someone direct me to the nearest Good Burger?
>>767956417
I don't understand. Would you like some chocolate milk?
>>767956421
We have chocolate milk, if you'd like?
>>767956562
Yes go 20 miles north of here and it should be on your left.
>>767956421
Nigga, I stole sum Hetap from the Good Burger, enjoy.
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>>767956971
No, I want Hetap.
Please cooperate.
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>>767957365
Put that down, son, it'll rot your teeth.
>>767957572
I don't have any of that we have chocolate milk though! Please understand, I'm very sorry sir!
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>>767957805
You're being difficult.
I don't want to repeat myself.
Find some, now.
>>767957886
>>767957982
Is that soup?
>>767958407
Nigga, ur supposed ta be lookin' fo' clothes, what th fuk u doin' at da soup store!
>>767958623
FUCK YOU!
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>>767943944
I'll have two orders of black pepper fries, and four coffees.
>>767959152
Let us know when you're ready to place an order.
>>767959167
We sell food. There's chocolate milk, ice cream, fries, and friendly BFs.
>>767959271
Two fries and four of your BFs, extra steamy.
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Some chocolate milk, please!
>>767959514
Okay here are your two french fries and here are four BFs they are excited to meet you. I'm afraid we cannot steam them. Let me know if you need anything else!
>>767959520
I'll go and whip up some chocolate milk for you hold on one moment!
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>>767959892
Okay! I'll be right over here waiting.
>>767959947
Here is your chocolate milk, thank you for waiting! Can I get you anything else ma'am?
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>>767960138
Um... this chocolate milk has gone sour... could I get another please?
And a burg, while your'e at it!
whos the faggot who started giving out bf you ruined the thread you fucking faggot op left
I've been craving some pussy lately... yeah that's what I'll eat. I'll take a tight pussy please :).
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>>767960629
You called?
>>767960478
I had the kitchen BFs make you two special chocolate milks to make up for this, I am so sorry! We do not have burgers but I could get you some fries?
>>767960506
Their shift ended and my shift began. Can I get you some fries?
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>>767960895
This is acceptable.
Two special chocolate milks and some fries it is, then.
How much do I owe you?
>>767960985
It's on the house! Please do not worry, I'm sorry for the sour milk!
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>>767961175
Don't worry about it, these kinds of things happen!
Thanks for the meal, I'm gonna go sit over there now and enjoy it.
>>767943944
I'd like a ham and cheese Whamlette,
an order of Wham fries--
>>767962794
I can get you fries but not the burger. Coming right up!
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Man these fries are delish!
And I didn't even have to pay for them, this place is kick-ass!
Do you guys sell human meat..?
>>767943944
Will you go out with me ? :3
>>767964235
No, but I'll share Onii-chan.
>>767964309
what is this from?
>>767964364
Pupa.
It's a short, it's pretty forgettable, but I enjoyed it while it was airing.
>>767963879
I am glad you are enjoying it!
>>767964235
No we do not, you cannot eat the BFs.
>>767964424
Never heard of it..
She eating onii-chan?
>>767964514
Yeah, this was like 4 years ago but from what I remember, some witch-thing turned her into a monster that could only eat flesh, and her brother got the ability to regrow his body parts mad fast, so he let her eat him.
He didn't get the ability to nullify the pain though.
Not too much happened, I don't think, but there was a little plot.
>>767964424
Is it like saya no uta?
>>767964728
Never played it, but I think it'd be a really barebones version of it.
It's a total of 36 minutes, so not much can really happen.
I'd say if you liked Saya no Uta, may as well watch it and it might bring you a little enjoyment.
If not, it's only 36 minutes down the drain, so eh.
*Zooms by Customers*
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>>767966386
Jesus!
>>767966446
dont stare it's r00d
>>767943944
I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large...
>>767966693
Fries and chocolate milk coming right up!
>>767943944
Yeah just a banana, thanks!
>>767966551
It's too late.
>>767943944
Lets get this out on a tra......
>>767966965
best keep walking, m'am.
>>767967117
Roger that.
>>767943944
Give me money
>>767967386
We offer:
French fries
Chocolate milk
Ice cream
and BFs
WTF, this isn't what I ordered discussing. I said wheat bread not white,
>>767967478
lol
>>767943944
I'll have an order of mini churros. Thanks.
>>767943944
Oh you sell doubles here? Great!
Ill have...
>>767944799
>>767949366
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>>767952055
>>767954355
>>767954655
>>767955477
>>767955988
>>767967011
...what these guys are having.
Make sure you check em before i get my order.
