What is your ultimate sexual fantasy /b/?
>>767936665
Ur mom xDD
>>767936810
Here you go.
>>767936665
for sex and infanticide to be considered non-taboo in all situations.
a female maybe a femboy & I having sex in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>>767937062
What is a femboy?
I can't write that down.
>>767937311
Why?
Creampie 2 sisters or mom/daughter together
>>767937410
hot
>>767937161
a male that has the curves of a female... also a feminine personality
>>767936927
sex and what now
>>767937548
oh my.
>>767937480
Yeah. Too bad my gf doesn't have any sisters, and her mom is not hot.
Hand job from a woman I just met. Preferably a thick milf. Location is not an issue.
>>767936665
Cheating mercilessly on my GF with total strangers and sluts. I cheated on an old ex that had sex drive problems a few times and it is the hottest thing I've ever done. Some girls get really into it when you tell them you have a girlfriend. One girl kept asking me questions like "Am I tighter than your GF?" and "Does she let you cum inside of her whenever you want? I will...". Must be a dominance thing.
>won't get to do it ever again, current gf is too sweet and I know she'd find out sooner or later
>also terrified of STDs
>pic related
>>767938135
forgot pic
Having sex
>>767938135
not a dominance thing
women are just sluts in general
>>767936665
BombWatch
>>767936665
10y
>>767936665
to lick my sisters asshole then stick my cock in it
>>767936665
fucking redheaded highschool twins with slim bodies on a balcony in a tropical hotel. Full threesome with them eating each other out and getting to cum inside them.
I want a relic flamer, power-armor, sororita waifu-harem and enough prometheum to douse a few systems and cleanse its heretics with holy fire.
No, really.
Being turned into a tranny sex slave by a master
>>767937662
He wants to be an edgelord but society won't let him.
>>767936665
Carve someone open alive and come inside them, then cum inside them inside them. Then fuck their pussy from the inside out.
>>767936665
Literal genocide of the human race. I want to be the last one alive so I can watch the earth decay without human care. And to watch humanity suffer.
>>767938247
Yeah, but there was always something different about girls after I told them I had a GF. It's like they were seeing how they measured up to my girlfriend. More than one girl asked how big her tits were, how tight/wet she got, if she ever gave BJs, that kind of stuff.
With the exception of one girl who turned me down, telling sluts that I had a long term girlfriend always made for a wild night
>>767936665
Fucking a redhead cute trap
>>767938574
Hot
>>767939031
I'm right here bb
>>767936665
To have a train run on my asshole by a bunch of white cops in full uniform, from highest ranked to lowest.
>>767936665
I have fantasized about fucking my shortstack cousin for years. She sunbathes topless and I am going to squeeze her massive tits in the summer.
>>767939322
Pics or it didnt happen
>>767936665
someone cum on girl's ass, I fuck her in the ass, then let the girl who is 69 with her blow me
Every Girl that i have ever cum in join in a big orgy.
I always wanted to be kept on a farm, to be made to service all the animals, male and female, all the time. I wanted to be kept in the barn, and just bred all day long.
I never found the right farmer to do this though.
>>767939916
So like jerkin off?
>>767939586
Not posting here but you can send any social media
>>767937161
A girl with a female penis
>>767940351
Lame, nope. Lost interest
>>767940684
Your loss bye
Rimming and fucking/assfucking mares all day long.
>>767936665
hold hands with a loli
Actually possible: Just a straight up Harem of women, bonus points if I already know them
Impossible: To have stretchy powers to be like if the shadbase comic was made about Mr Fantastic not Elastic Woman.
>>767938940
>implying the earth wouldn't bet 7.5 billion times better off without human care.
>>767936665
My brother's gf and it almost happened once, fuck me right?
>>767941793
Let's get a greentext on the time it almost happened, bro
>>767936665
To be happily in love, and be loved in return.
The more depraved answer, marrying this woman, and doing all sorts of kinky shit, and getting her to seduce her female students. So we both have wild depraved sex with underage girls.
>be 22
>no job, drop out off school
>aunt invites me to move to Seattle for a fresh start
>she was a manager on a distribution center , she could help me land a job
>aunt at the time divorced froma fail 2 year marriage no kids
>she lived on a small apartment one bath two bethrroms
>aunt in her mid 30's 8/10
>move with her
>first weeks pretty normal and formal
>we began to loose a little over time
>our conversions began to be more wider including sexuality, and sex experinces
>she implied several times after the divorce she stills craves the real experience
>over several weeks later when i started working our schedule was almost the same, however she usually worked 12 hours shifts, but we had the same days off
>some mornings she will be walking around in her underwear, or with a long shirt and no bra
>some days she did yoga in the living room on thight shorts
>at that point i started develop the hots for my aunt
>i fapped daily with her dirty panties
>one weekend we decided to rents some movies and order like 4 pizzas, she was drinking heavily that day
>after e few drinks we stop watching movies and we just sunk in conversation
>before i notice she was showing me how advance her yoga skills were
>she got on the floor and place her knes side her head
>that vulva
>she notice how the tension was building on us
>she took her top off
>exposing her bra
>"sorry anon this shirt is kind off choking me"
>her aureolas were almost visble..
I want to totally dominate a woman I love. Push her legs back to her head, tie her wrists to her ankles, and have her totally exposed to me. Torture her clit and nipples with clamps and suction toys. Have her gag and puke on my cock, finger and eat her until she begs for the orgasms to stop, fill her pussy and asshole with cum.
I had an LDR who would sext this kind of stuff with me and who wanted to meet IRL, but then my stupid ass got arrested for assaulting my asshole stepfather and she didn't want anything to do with me anymore. I miss her.
>>767938823
big hands?
>>767942256
conttttt
I'd love to be able to take the average looking girls from my everyday life and just rail the shit out of them like some fucking ape.
drink, smoke, fuck and get money. Is there any more to life???
>meet girl (at work, at the market, in the street)
>"damn girl you lookin' fine as fuck, let me take you to my place and give you some of this gorilla dick"
>"but anon.... blah blah blah"
>"this ain't a fuckin' question bitch"
fast forward, we're 'bout to fuck
>she's sitting on the edge of the bed
>take her clothes off
>suck on her tits, lick and pinch her nipples
>reach under her tight colorful panties to finger soft wet pussy
heavy breathing, getting hot, moaning ensures
>one kiss for myself to taste her mouth
>push on her chest, she's now laying flat on her back
1st move: missionary
>grab her legs, get my grip
>pull her to the edge
>start thrusting, slow
>get into it, faster, deeper
>one leg up, swagg points
>really giving it to her, sweat dripping, steamy, smells like sex in the air
>"oh fuck anon!"
>"shut up bitch!", proceed to flip it like a spatula
2nd move: on her side
>make way to the center of the bed
>on her stomach/side with on leg lunged forward
>mounted from the back, all systems go
>full throttle, she gettin' dicked down
>my fuzzy balls are rubbing against the inside of her thigh
>bed rocking, floor quaking, pussy aching
>one last thrust as I shove my cock in the deepest part of her pussy
3rd position: froggy style
>position her ass up, face down
>time to saddle up and ride
>grab her hair, mash her face into the sheets
>pure pounding "you like that bitch?"
>"give it to me anon, I'm your little fuck slut!"
bouncin' like a roo
she at up all my goo
and now it's round two
>>767936665
Fucking normies. A whole fucking thread full of edgy middle school teenyboppers. "Oh, I'd like RAPE someone and stuff!!!!" "ZOMG, TIE HER UP AND PEE ON HER!!! SO LEWD!!!!"
Where the hell are the vore, stucky, GTS, crush, Dolcett, snuffcan, TF, MC, and LS fetishists which used to flock around here?
Christ this place is sad.
>>767942256
>she notices my blush cheeks
>she get up and grabs me by the shoulders
>"you know anon, we are both adults, and we have needs, its ok... however what ever happens between two consentnig adults its between them, no one has to know."
>i say like our little secret?
>"yes anon"
>she took her bra, exposing her beautiful breast
>"you like them? o ahead touch them"
>i began caressing her nipples, and grabbing her breast from the bottom up
>i had a raging erection ta that time
>my heart beat was also very loud
>i want to suck those puffy nipples so bad so bad
>i made eye contact and nodded, she look ta me and grab her left breast guiding towards my mouth
>i began to suck on that nipple, played with my tongue
> i was wondering how far we could go, i want it more
>like a dogs in heat, we wanted just to fuck each other and the time and place was just right.
>she reach my crotch and began to undo my pants
>pull down my boxers just to pull out my ragging erction
>i was wet as fuck, dripping precum like a leaky faucet
>she start stroking my shaft while i was sucking on her tits
>>767943145
Someone like you, thinking you can look down at -anyone-, pathetic.
Shit in condom in mouth.
>>767936665
handholding sex with both len and rin
>>767943569
Exactly! We are all perverts here! No one is above ANYONE!
Threesome with my wife and a velociraptor.
>>767943145
Not me anon, I like handjobs from milfs and fat girls. That's not really edgy at all. Unless you count the edging during the handjobs.
>>767943930
Whoa.....im curious to watch this.
>>767943145
Found the /d/ poster.
sucking my pregnant sisters lactating titties dry and I'm the daddy
>>767943377
>her strokes on my cock were gentle, with care, one could say with love.
>i try to kiss her but she turn away pushing me towers her neck.
>she stops stroking my shaft
>pulls down her skin tight yoga pants
>the smell of cunt, the smell of woman in heat
>i take off my shirt and get naked next to her
>she palces her hand on my expose chest pushing me way from the living room towards her bethroom
>grabs my hand
>and and walk together towards her bed, with out breaking eye contact
>she had a quite a hairy vagina, so puffy, so bushy
>"anon its not turning back, im so fucking horny, I need it NOW"
>she lied on her bed with her legs spread
>I got on top of her
>I try to penetrate her right a way
>but she push me back a little
>wait
>grab my cock and began grinding her againts her ass
>up and down my cock head went on my aunt arse with any penetrations
>she seem to enjoy that
>eveytime i try to trust forward she will push me back in a gentle way
>she was clearly in charge of the fucking
...
to spitroast any of my two fuckbuddies.
Be molested by two older women as a child
>>767941977
Hey, at least it's achievable.
>>767945462
I'm sure you mean being happy. I doubt it, it's as likely as my other fantasy, at this point.
Regularly fuck a 6 month+ pregnant woman, taken or not, until she pops at which then i dont see her for a couple of months until she settles jn with the new baby. And she contacts me to fuck again whilst the baby isnt around
>>767945658
The fuck you mean? Getting to a state of happily being in love starts with being satisfied with yourself. Other people see that as confidence or charisma, and girls will get attracted to that if you go out with it enough. What happens beyond that point is up to you.
Your depraved fantasy is also achievable. She has channels of communication, you can easily find out where she lives and living in the southwest is generally cheap if you can land consistent work.
I want to travel back in time and find a cave woman with wide hips and huge tits. She would have to take me back to her cave to meet her mom, who would have to watch and maintain eye contact with her daughter while I fucked said cave woman from behind. Her mom would to ask her daughter when she was about to cum, things like that.
Afterwards we would have a meal together and the cave mother would give me a bj and together, cave daughter and I would make the mother orgasm.
After all this, I have to explain that I actually work for the CIA (that's where the time machine came from) and that I have to return. But right before I do, niggers attack the nearby settlement and we all have to escape into the future even though cave people aren't supposed to do this. At the end the two women have to remain my sex slaves since they can't adapt to modern society and we travel across Europe in secret, looking for relics of the past and fucking.
>>767944377
>i want to be inside so bad
>but i was her toy I did everything she said
>she grab my cock with the index and thumb and gently glided inside her sweet warm pussy
>"easy, ahh, eassy..now "
>i began to trusting my hips into her
>she was enjoying it
>the noises were lauder
>the bed was super squekky
>the sound of balls hitting faster and more freaket got louder
>she began to moan, laouder and in more primal way
>her legs on the air now wrapping my back
>like an organism become one
>I can feel my cock hitting her cervix, im balls deep on this woman
>she looks me on eyes
>and kiss me
>her tongue is inside my mouth
> i feel then tingles on my balls im about to ejaculate
> i pull out my cock
>she immediately shoves it back in her cunt like a mad demon
>"fuck me like a man, drop you load inside me"
>whispers on my ear
>just saying those words an explosion of energy engulfs my whole body
>im trusting deep and back and deep again
>we are both sweaty and moaning louder
>she is dripping wet
>she is moving in unisence with me
>the bed rocks back and forth
> i cant believe im ejaculating inside my aunt
>my balls contract all the way up
>im pumping her with my cum
>im pushing all the way inside her even with the tip of my toes
>im all the way in
>she maoaning like animal
>she looks at me but her eyes are all the way up
> i can feel her pussy contracting, choking, my cock
>im still commin
....
>>767946175
Thanks for the encouragement Anon, but I don't think that applies to me... Also she is a good friend of mine, who is getting married soon. So I know very well that she isn't going to jump on this dick, ever.
>>767946279
Write a fucking novel
>Will buy
>>767946488
You're welcome. I suggest keeping your mind open, despite the circumstances.
My maternal uncle fell out of three marriages, partially because he couldn't get together with the chick he was banging since high school. Granted, she married for money and her current spouse is aggressively against it from manifesting more than it has.
>>767938197
strange kind of boy
>>767946279
i really dont think paleolithic humans were capable of such conversations nor they would understand your language
you most likely would be killed on sight
to absolutely fuck the shit out of my gfs younger sister (im 24, gf 23, her sister is 20)
>>767947245
Tho he would be unbelievably handsome, compared to the rest of the people at the time. So he'd have that going for him.
Something to do with femdom and being dominated, certainly.
>>767947343
Attractiveness is subjective, they'd probably wonder why he's so fucking hairless and pale.
>>767946964
I can hope, but she is super "Trad" Catholic, so her fiance would have to die for me to have a chance. Another small point is, that I know for a fact she is bi, and a massive pervert. She just has fought her urges for the sake of her faith.
>>767947533
Maybe, but regardless don't knock another Anons perversions, and fantasies. No matter how... unusually specific they are.
I am a sexually insatiable German shepherd with human intelligence and minor telepathic and mind control abilities.
I live in a typical sleepy rural town in which live a few dozen hypersexual, overdeveloped (thicc to ssbbw) women. Some are demure and reluctant, some are aggressively slutty but they are always dtf.
To tie my girl up face down ass up with headphones on and a blindfold and tell her I'm going to fuck her hard and make her cum like a slut. Then let another guy sneak into the room and slide his cock in her while she moans and begs for more
>>767936665
more like this?
They accomodate my every desire, particularly enjoying titfucking and anal.
>>767947533
althoo he could make cave paintings "how can cavemen even compare?" all over the caves
first shitposting spammer in the history of men, those in here would be forever jealous
It's summer. I spend the long days and sensual nights wandering around town, moving from woman to woman. They feed and groom me, I fuck them until I get bored, then I move on.
>>767946349
MOAR
Sometimes it's just a quick fuck the backyard when I catch one gardening, sometimes I'll invite myself in and stay for days of idle pleasure.
(Dang it)
There is just enough variety and adventure to keep me content in a never-ending idyll of sexual deviance.
>>767939113
i luv that show life after people, i'm right there with you
Being a teacher at a school.
Everyone wears a uniform.
Girls are super slutty.
I teach 15 year olds.
One day of usual teaching and shit I spot a phone being passed around. I investigate and snatch the phone from between two pupils. The girls are showing each other lewd texts boys have sent them. I ask them whose it is and this brunette sticks her hand km the air and asks for it back. I say she can collect it at the end of the day during detention.
Now this slut is super hot. Developed for a 15 year old. Shortish for her age but thin legs with ample thighs and a apple bottom. Petite nose and wide eyes with full lips.
She hasn't put a god damn password on this phone. Curiosity gets me and I go a looking. I'm so engrossed the class ends and it's dinner break.
I go to the gallery and have a quick look through a billion selfies. Some even in bikinis. I'm hard as a rock. It's dinner and I'm in a locked room with no clear windows. I get my dick out and start beating off. Bikini pics get boring but I'm horny as fuck now.
Go back and look at some more and I hit the Jack pot. There is loads and loads of naked pictures of her, loads in her underwear. Bras, panties, no bra, no panties. Fully nude, touching herself. I get to a video of her ducking herself with a hairbrush and another of her sucking dick. Now I'm furiously on my dick. Grab some tissues and cum a bucket in them.
Now I can't let this wank bank slip though my fingers so I connect her phone to wifi and email them to me. Everything. Then delete the sent messages once I receive them.
She gets her phone at the end of the day and I leave it at that. Spend the next few weeks jerking off to them pictures and videos.
Few weeks pass and I've all but forgotten about the wank bank. When this bitch. Is up to no good and she done shit on a test, so I tell her and someother little shits to stay behind
>>767938940
just broke up huh?
>>767936665
To lick a cute little ten year old's anus.
>>767949180
male or female?
>>767949274
Not poster, but does it matter?
i want to be gangraped by girls in a massive canopy bed in a XVII century château.
ultimately i would like to be a manservant for an entire month in that kind of house, with those girls around, caring them, making good meals and serve as sex toy for their enjoyment whenever they want.
>>767949081
They come to my room and after 30 minutes or so to make sure the school is nice and empty and slowly dismiss them, one by one. Leaving this brunette till last. I make her wait extra long. I wonder out the halls and have a quick look around. It's dead, it's Friday afternoon everyone's gone home. Excellent.
I get my phone ready. I lean against the table in front of her and no sugar on the top I tell her I want her to suck my dick.
What, she says.
"Suck my dick".
"Why would I do that you sick fuck"
"Don't try and piss me off bitch, or I'll be sending all this shit out"
I show her the phone, and I've pre-loaded the video of her going to town on her boyfriend .
"What the fuck"
She gasps.
"Now, I'm bored of jerking off to it, I want the real thing and we both know you know how"
I unzip my fly and pull my cock out I'm already hard as nails.
She's deadly quiet now her face red, with rage and embarrassment I suppose.
I grab her hand and put it on my dick and motion for her to jerk me off. "Jerk me off"
Her thumb tightens around my girth and she pumps on my cock. My heart races. I grab her delicate jaw line and force my thumb between her duck sucking lips. I stand straight next her and pull her down to her knees upfront of me. My hands on the back of her head and I lightly press her down, she takes my cock head in her mouth. Definitely too big for her, but it's so warm,moist and tight I push as much of myself in as I can. I pump myself into her young mouth until she starts doing it under her own power. I look at the die profile of her lips going over my meat. He hand grabs my length and starts jerking me while her mouth takes me in.
I rip her shirt open and pull her bra down. Her little pert tits wobbly with the motions. I feel myself tighten my balls tingle. I've saved a few days so I know they'll be loads. I grab her head so she can't move off and exclaim.
"Argh, I'm going to come in your mouth"
She moans frantically over my dick the noise muffled.
>>767949274
Female. Nice and slim with mid back length blonde hair and a cute face with pouty lips and an adorable button nose. Absolute best would be if she was wearing a little pleated tartan skirt and we were out somewhere public where people could see her upper body, but from about belly button height down was concealed. I'd kneel down behind her, slide her little white cotton panties down till they fell to her ankles, slip my head under her skirt. First I'd inhale deeply through my nose, pressed firmly against her backside, then I'dstart rimming her. She'd blush a deep scarlet every time someone so much as glanced her way. She'd be unable to supress the occasional gasp or moan as she enjoys what my tongue is doing to her naughty rear hole. I'd keep it up for as long as I could without being noticed, preferably thirty miutes to two hours. Then we'd go home for a little more privacy so I could strip her down and enjoy the beauty of her nude form. I'm sure other acts would follow, but the anus licking is my deepest desie.
Want my fit younger sister to cuck me
>>767950260
I hump myself in her mouth and begin squirting thick hot white sperm into her mouth. It trickles out the corners of her lips and down her chin.
I let go and she falls down and rest on her legs. A few more spurts come, one land on her face and the next two over her chest.
Wipe my dick on her broken shirt, put myself away. I begin to leave when I turn and say "same time next week"
I mouth rape her a few times before moving onto her asshole
>>767950346
>Female
This was clearly written by a male tho
>>767937062
You can't procreate with femboy though.
>>767950775
OhhI thought you were asking if I wanted to lick a male or female anus. Terribly sorry, but yes, I am male.
I will rip your cock off with my vagina muscles
>>767950174
yes
>>767936665
To fuck (and be fucked) by a latex girl that wants to become my Mistress.
>>767936665
getting knotted by a dog
>>767951730
Orally knotted for me xD
>>767950346
Not that it matters, but if anyone needs any more help with the imagry I'm picturing her wearing a mid thigh to knee length skirt. The tartan would be primarily green with black and some thin yellow lines. She would be wearing a whi9te blouse and a training bra that's just barely visible underneath. Her socks would be ankle height with frilly tops and her shoes would be well shined black mary jane flats. Ohh and just for fun she'd be wearing a thin gold necklace with a crucifix just for the added fun of angering god.
>>767951815
How would this work
>>767938574
Fucking 40kids. A good quest would have stopped this shite from getting so bad.
>>767936665
Consensual intercourse with a single (consenting) woman of the opposite sex, though she must give consent.
>>767938135
>>767939023
Hot! I wouldn't want it to actually happen, but I get off on the idea of my fiance cheating on me with one after another of my best friends. They laugh at me, and call me a stupid, worthless cunt for not realizing what's going on right under my nose, and my fiance laughs right along with them. He tells them how much better they are than me, and they convince him to stand me up on important dates, claiming car trouble or extra work at the office. And when he walks down the aisle to marry me, his dick is sticky from having just fucked my best friend.
>>767952351
This is getting out of hand you pervert
>>767938574
They will only give it up for Papa Emps
>>767947766
>needing to edit brandi love
Blasphemy!
>>767938135
Top tier m8. I'm looking to find a cuckquean who I can make wear other girls clothes that i fuck around with. Preferably wet panties etc and call her by their names.
>>767936665
Cuddling with 'the one' instead of a pillow
to watch my younger sister get it from a huge cock...
>>767936665
give Hitler modern tech in 1938 in the condition I'd be anonymous to history and get thousands of African bitches(when he decides to fuck with Africa for the natural resources) with the goal of eliminating liberals before it got this bad then I would live in what was north Africa with a mansion of negresses serving my every sexual desire while the world is reshaped. I would contribute tech to my dying day. Also, blacknon, we have fucked up fantasy's as well.
inb4 aids I'll have them screened.
>I want to find someone and spend a month talking to them everyday
>meanwhile, I will also memorize her schedule. What days she has off and what she likes to do, so on
>Then, one day I'll invite her to get some ice cream on a day I know she has off
>We'll get the ice cream and take a walk through the park
>I'll often make hints that I might be into her (walk close to her, give her complements, lightly touch her arm to lead the way)
>If she ever mentions these, I'll pretend she's just saying it as a joke and move on
>Also during this "date", I'll talk to her and listen, having her tell me her hobbies, interests (even though I would already know all of these)
>At the end of the event, I will just say goodbye and leave, not even taking her number
>I will continue asking her out like this and being ambiguously interested. I'll also often do the things she told me she's interested in
>I'll also only give her my phone number if she asks me, as long as it wasn't on the first "date"
>after maybe 6 months of this, I'll invite her someplace very romantic and say I have something I've been wanting to tell her for a while
>When I go there, I'll bring one of my female friends who is very comfortable with me
>when she sees us, I'll kiss the girl I'm with for a few seconds (long enough for no ambiguity)
>"Hey, I just wanted you to meet my girlfriend"
The emotional roller coaster of death
>>767936665
>>767954150
or give Stalin modern tech in 1940 same plan I just get a colder house and red guards. I also treat Stalin to prolong his life so he can see the fall of America with his own eyes.
>>767936665
It's too late to make this one a reality, but I had a dream once that I was ten years old and dirt poor. Like don't get dinner every night poor. One day my parents tell me I'll never go hungry again. Later that day we drive out to a fancy house owned by a woman in her late 20s/early 30s. After a bit it becomes obvious to me that my parents are selling me to this woman.
Couple of days later and I'm settling in to my new life. Home schooled by actual teachers and everything. Not going hungry anymore. One morning a week or two in I come out of my bathroom after my required morning shower to find all of my clothes gone, replaced with female clothes of my size. I freak and run out to find the woman who bought me to ask her wht the hell happened. She tells me she wants a daughter, so I'm hr daughter now. Pretty confused, but then I ask her if she wanted a daughter why didn't she buy a girl. She tells me she wants a daughter with a penis, as if that's the most natural thing in the world. I'm still pretty dazed by all this, so she successfully convinces my confused self to put on girl clothes.
Getting pretty used to girl clothes after a week or so. One evening the woman calls me in to her room to talk. She sits at the end of her bed and tells me to sit on her lap. Uhhsure.tiff She's really friendly with her hands while she talks with me about how I feel being hr daughter and other related shit.
After a few minutes sh tells me to bend over her lap. I'm in the standard spanking position now, wondering what I did wrong. She flips my skirt up onto my back exposing my panties rear. I'm expecting a slap, but all I get is her hand running all over my bum squeezing here and stroking there. After a few minutes she pulls my panties down slightly exposing my anus and balls to the air, but no farther. In a flash her hand is on my naughty parts, caressing my sack and touching my little sphincter. She starts really zeroing in on my sphincter rubbing it really good.
My fantasy is a pretty tame one.
I want to get my ex-roommate and my gf to a hotel room for a night. Would love both girls going to town on my cock. GF and I have joked about asking her. I'm seriously thinking about asking her.
>>767954150
>>767954527
Putting all of you faggots up against a wall and putting a bullet in your head would be the biggest nut I'd bust.
>>767936665
>crusades
>introduce lightsabers
> holy magic
>armor impervious to all weapons of the age
>clear the holy land
>rape and pillage the heretics
>take their sultana
> gang fuck her
>let my horse finish the job
>work tirelessly to erase every trace of them from the land
>retire to Europe start a family die an old man
>>767936665
having a loli dominate and edge me hard.
>>767954808
She pulls her hand away and a couple second later I hear a click followed by another slightly different click. She brings her finger back to my anus, but it's cold now. It feels strange, like she's rubbing some kind of chilly slime into my butthole. A minute later, after she's liberally applied the lube it happens. She's pushed a finger into my ass. Gently at first she starts finger fucking me. Once my youthful rear relaxes she starts going at me with more gusto. Her other hand slides under my skirt from the front and she starts rubbing my immature penis through my panties. It isn't very long before she lowers my panties further and begins masturbating me directly while her other hand is still busy stimulating my backside.
By this point I'm breathing hard and moaning. The hand on my penis is stroking me at a decent rate, but it's nothing compared to the flurry of motion her other hand is making. I let out a loud groan when after she slows down for a moment she slips a second digit past my ten year old ring muscle. The hand on my penis never slowed down and after not very much time at all the hand working my rear catches up and starts outpacing it. I'm grunting now whenever I'm not gasping for air. My little bummy hole is very sore now, but it feels far to good to even consider asking her to stop.
Only a few minutes after the woman added the second finger my body starts quaking with the first orgasm of my life. She doesn't seem to notice as she continues pumping her fingers in and out of my overworked hole and tugging on my little penis. The hand on my penis slows to a stop, but the other hand hasn't slowed even a bit. I've completely lost myself to that orgasm and I'm now just about sompletely limp laying with all of my weight on her lap. I don't even have the energy to moan anymore, so I'm just breathing hard and occasionally letting out a weak gasp
>>767937410
Something like this
I want to be part of a family gangbang. Suck daddy's cock, boy sucks me, fuck mommy's ass and cum inside the daughter of anything like that
>>767947937
>>767948013
>>767947855
>>767947766
where are these from?
>>767956362
Ten minutes later, and after a second orgasm brought on entirely through anal stimulation the woman finally stops finger fucking my ass. She doesn't remove her fingers though. I finally come to again and after making an attempt at speaking the woman starts talking to me. Tells me what I felt was an orgasm and if I'd like to I can have more another time. My anus HURTS now, but god damn did those two orgasms, as she calls them fel good, so I readily agree. For the next several minutes she explains the birds and the bees to me, occasionally emphasizing her words by wiggling the fingers buried in my behind.
After a bit she and I are talking about literally nothing of any importance, but she keeps on talking with me and every now and then wiggling her fingers. After what had to be a half hour or more lying across her lap with her index and middle fingers inside me she finally lets me up and sends me off to bed.
True to her word we did that again. And again and again. After ten days or so of nghtly sessions she introduces me to the joys of a vibrator. Not long after she gives me a butt plug and tells me I can ear it whenever I want when I feel like having something in me. I'm so into it that more often than not, much more, in fact, the butt plug is inside me. Pretty soon one night before out games she unfastens her skirt and between her legs is a sizeable strap on. I see it and I giggle with anticipation before hopping up onher her bed on all fours. From then on she pegs me wel more than half of the time, but still gives it to me with fingers and toys to keep up the variety.
>>767936665
Having a woman force me to eat her asshole.
>>767936665
to be a disembodied spirit capable of possessing others at will. i'd possess a random stranger and strip down and masturbate in public, then jump to another body right after orgasm so i could laugh at my hapless victim desperately trying to explain themselves to their friends/family/boss/students/police.
>>767957532
One day she introduces a new concept to me when after lowering her skirt and I start turning around she tells me to stop. I look at her a little confused and she just walks up to me and pushes down on my slim shoulders. Without another option I fall to my knees and she puts a hand to the back of my head while the other grabs her faux penis. It becomes obvious what she's after so I take her rubber cock into my mouth. Without really knowing what I'm doing I take a bit of it into my mouth and just suck on it for a bit. After a minute of this she starts coaching me on technique, telling me to bob my head so it goes in and out of my mouth. To stroke the length with one hand while I work my mouth on it and to fondle her latex scrotum. She sounds very happy with my progress and that makes me happy so I try even harder to please her, really geting into it.
On her insistance I try to take as much of it as I can into my mouth, but after not a whole lot I gag a bit. She tells me it's OK and that surely I'll get better. I'm determined now so I spend the next several minutes working an ever increasing portion of her strapon into my throat. I must have really gotten into it because I don't even know how much later I feel her lightly slapping my cheek. I pull off of her toy, quite an impressive amount of it emerging first from my throat and then her mouth and I look up at her, finally hearing her fairly loudly calling my name. When I finally acknoledge her she asks me if I'd like her to fuck my ass now or if I'd rather suck it all night. That got my attention and I happily ask her to put it in my butt.
Things go on like this for quite a while before she surprises me again by introducing oral sex to our routine one night. First she fellates me, then she takes off her panties and instructs me on the intricacies of eating pussy. We end the night in a 69 and all is good.
>>767936665
>recent zombie apocalypse
>find loli girls that have turned (or not lol)
>pull out their nails and shut their mouth permanently
>stockpile condoms
>build up my harem
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I wanna bang my gfs sisters.
I would wanna live in a world where when you marry into a family you have sexual access to all single females in it no strings attached. Her fam has a lot of women so it would be the ultimate harem.
>>767936665
A threesome with Barbara Palvin and Cara Delevingne. Both wearing strap-ons, Babs is pegging my ass and Cara's fucking my throat.
>brb, fapping
>>767958985
seeing as Japan has a birth problem they should make it illegal to not have gotten a child by age 25 if youre a woman
>>767941204
This, but only as step one...
>>767936665
>What is your ultimate sexual fantasy /b/?
For my (legal age) daughter to want me so bad that she seduces me and fucks my brains out while letting me video the whole thing for future fap sessions.
>Honestly is my ultimate fantasy. No way I'll post 'em, but she has sent me a few nudes.
>>767958611
The very next night she tells me all about analingus and she licks my butthole to a pleasant orgasm before telling me to do the same to her. I expected it to be pretty gross, but I really got into it, being surprised by just how much I was enjoying the taste of her butthole. I was absolutely going to town on her when she told me to stop before instructing me to lay on my back on her bed. I did as I was told and she got over me before lowering her ass onto my face and telling me to get back to it. I did as she asked and as I did my best to lick her wrinkled brown shitter clean she started giggling as she wiggled her ass too and fro, rubbing it all over my face. I could tell she knew exactly what she was doing because she was very good as rubbing her sphincter back and forth across my nose.
I was catching some pretty strong whiffs of her ass and it was turning me on to an insane degree when out f the blue she took my little boy cock right to the root. I was in absolute heaven as she worked her mouth on my penis. I tried to keep up my work on her rear, but I just couldn't anymore as she brought me right to the brink of orgasm three times before allowing me to cum. As soon as my orgasm was over she hopped up off of me and spun around before planting a kiss directly on my lips. Befoe I realized what she was doing her tongue was in my mouth along with nearly all of the small amount of fluids my young testes could muster. It was odd tasting my own cum, but considering everything else she's had me do to this point I didn't really bat an eye.
Our sex play kept up as we both had pretty insatiable appetites for it. It was mostly the same till something really strange happened. One night she had a guest over. A friend of her from college, she said. He seemed nice enough, but as the night wore on I was hoping he'd leave already so the two of us could enjoy our normal nightly ritual.
I want to be cucked by my younger sister...
>>767959961
Is it being cucked when she's ur sister?
>>767960088
Well really I want nothing more than to eat her out but I think it’d be so hot to watch someone do it before me...
>>767940013
Sauce
>>767938940
How can you watch humanity suffer if humanity is dead?
>>767937161
It's what faggots call faggots.
>>767936665
Giving headpats to a neotenous girl without her rejecting me
>tfw khv
>>767959961
How... um... young?
>Asking for a friend...
I wanna fuck this care bear all night
>>767961058
22...
>>767959858
The woman was giving him the tour of the house and I tagged along as she asked me to. Her tour ended in her bedroom. While in the bedroom their topic of conversation shifted to sex and as she plainly discussed our sexual activities with him I started turning an interestig shade of pink. The two of them were talking almost as if I weren't even there. She was referring to me as her happy little slut and other delightfully crude terms and he was going right along with it saying things like I bet she squeals when you dick her ass raw a whistling when she tol him how much I enjoyed eating her asshole. Since my oral skills were brought up that's where the conversation stayed as the woman told him that even if it's just a strapon I really show some enthusiasm for sucking dick. I bet you'd like to see him on the real thing, wouldn't you, he asked her and she agreed wholehartedly. It was then that the two of them turned towards me and she said to me why don't you show him, honey. I was taken aback as I stammered out y-y-you mean suck his thing? She nodded encouraged me to kneel before him.
Hating to disappoint her I did exactly what the woman said and as I did the man unbuckled his pants and fished out his hard cock. This was the first adult penis I could recal ever seeing and it was daunting. Compared to mine it was absolutely enormous, but that was to be expected. A little scared I turned towards the woman and she nodded reassuringly. Wanting moe than anythihng I turned back to the task at hand and took hold of the rigid member of this man I had only just met a few hours ago. He hissed when I grabbed it and insisted that I "do it, girl". So "it" I did and just slurped the first two and a half inches of his penis into my warm mouth. The feeling was only somewhat familiar as it was much warmer and spongier than the fake penis I was used to servicing orally, but my instinct took over and I just started mindlessly working my mouth over his tool.
>>767961170
Oh...
>Couldn't you have lied and said 6?
Get cucked by younger boys
>>767936665
Me having sex with multiple copies of the same really hot woman at the same time.
>>767961290
He was definitely thicker than the toy I was used to sucking, but my training served me well and in only a few minutes my nose was being tickled by his pubes. He was by no means short, either, so the head of his penis was fully lodged in my throat at this point, but given all my practice the fact that I couldn't beathe was of little concern to me. I simply bobbed my head while my throat worked his length and came up for air every now and then when I had to. I postponed breathing for as long as possible, so between deepthroatings I looked up at the man with the impressive penis and asked him if he liked how I was doing, how my mouth felt and any number of other things I could think of. The woman had told me many weeks (or was it months?) ago that people liked to hear feedback like this as you sucked them off so I was just doing what I was told during my learning process, but the replies in the affirmative that I received upon asking really boosted my ego. I wasn't really expecting that to feel quite so satisfying, but it did so I really went at him with my all, going from tip to root over and over at one point till I heard the man say he was going to cum soon. When he said that the woman told me to back off a bit and to just suck the knob and a bit beyond for him. I obeyed, of course and less than a minute later the man started groaning just before his cock stifened further and he started puming my ten year old mouth full of semen.
I was rather surprised by that and started backing off when I heard the woman call to me "don't you miss a drp of that, girl". Not wanting to dissapoint I pushed myself back down onto the penis as it continued to fill my mouth. After the sixth and final spurt the man sighed and pulled his cock from my lips with a pop. I instinctively losed my mouth so as not to lose a drop, as I was told. Thats when the woman told me to look up at them and show them what I had.
>>767960338
Got a kik
>>767962991
Nah... email?
>>767962569
I opened as wide as I could without the sperm running out and as soon as the air rushed into my mouth the taste hit me. It was nothing like the taste of the woman's pussy and for that matter nothing like the taste of my immature juices. It was very strong and musky, but also sweet. I considered it for bit before finally deciding that it was a pleasant, if strange flavor. I was snapped out of my thoughts by the woman calling me and when I nodded she said one word: swallow. Well, OK I thought as I closed my mouth and worked my throat muscles yet again. The slimy fluid in my mouth, coupled with a good bit of my own saliva flowed down my throat and after a second and third swallow it was finally all gone. The taste wasn't though, it stuck with my as I licked my lips, getting just the slightest bit more jizz which as no doubt deposited when the man removed himself from me. You liked that, idn't you, the woman asked and I just nodded without really thinking about it. And I know you did she said as she nudged her college friend. Hell yeah I did, your little girl can really suck a dick, he assued her. Just wait till you try her ass, she chuckled at him. But that'll have to wait till tomorrow. And for you miss, it's bed time.
And that was my first experience with another man's penis. I would go on to have many more, as I was trained to do just that. The woman was independantly wealthy, so she didn't need me as a prostitute, and in fact I don't think she ever did charge her "friends" of which she had many. I think she just got off on her little daughterboy servicing men. Sometimes she'd join in, but mostly she'd just watch. And that's how my life went from then untill I turned 18 and went off to college. In all those years I think I only went about ten days without some form of sexual contact. And I loved it all. The day my parents sold me was definitely the best day of my life.
>>767963745
So... did anybody enjoy that or did I waste my time putting an odd dream to text?
>>767965194
learn to greentext, my man
>>767937410
Latter sounds hot but would probably be too weird in real life
I just want tons of teen and milf fuckbuddies.
>>767965423
When telling a story I prefer to get wordy as fuck. Greentext isn't really good for that. This is actually the second version of this story I have and I just wrote it now for this thread for the fuck of it. The other is 24K and only about half done.
>>767965585
First sounds better. And it would be best if they were twins. Creampie them both then make them 69.
>>767965826
Well, if you want people to read your stories on /b/, then you should learn to use small concise phrases. You can still get into the details, just don't make big blocks of text or else you will just get tl;dr
>You have to know your audience: edgy sperglords with no attention span
>>767942670
Damn bro
>>767962991
Still there?
>>767936665
eat my gf doo doo to nut
>>767965826
ever heard of tl dr? you are why.
>>767966199
Weaving words is an artform and I refuse to reduce my quality just to get a few more readers. I'd rather have fewer readrs who appreciate what I do more.
(That said, I'm fully aware of what a mess this one is in regards to editing, but as I said I just hammered it out and if I were to keep it for presentation I'd edit it a couple of times first.)
>>767968130
Care to chat via email? (If the subject interests you)
>>767968336
bigmood12@protonmail
>>767936665
To be happy.
To take my wife and daughter to a swingers party and watch them fuck all the guys there.
>>767968532
Incoming
>>767960338
what part of the world are you in? I'd be interested in trying to make this come true
>>767968919
America... you?
>>767936665
Having sex with a woman.
>>767968047
Eh, there are breaks. I tend to reserve tl;dr for people who don't know what the purpose of paragraphs is.
>>767969035
not america, sadly.
>>767938197
Bruh, she looks like a total keeper.
If only mine looked so good.
Wife swap with another couple that wants to have kids for the sole purpose of impregnating each other's wives.
>>767968257
Ok dude. Write whatever the fuck you want. I was just giving you some pointers to getting noticed on /b/
>>767936665
retarded looking girls
>>767969999
Nice quads
Here
be a moderately attractive girl, and live on a farm where i can play with the genitals of a variety of animals, most specifically horses though
>>767969982
Usually if I'm going to post a story like that it goes into a more targeted thread, but I just sort of went with it. It was only supposed to be a 2-3 post long affair, but then I started goiing in depth and before I knew it that's what I had. Longer stories like that tend to get read at a much better rate if the thread they're in is more specific. Asuming it's related, of course. I had a little girl story get pretty good results in a loli thread.
getting my femboy butt knotted.
Except it's *knot* a fantasy it's a reality.
>>767936665
To be kidnapped by a leather clad dominatrix, have her break me both mentally and sexually and then mold me into her personal plaything
>>767936665
One of my sexual fantasies is to wake up one day as a little girl, 10-11 years old and cute as hell. Then I'd go around and tease a few boys and men, especially men, getting them all worked up before letting them know I'm not just a little cock tease and let them fuck me senseless.
>>767936665
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
>>767970633
sadly femdom is dead and thirsty money whores killed it.
and 'paypigs' helped.
Fucking human scum. If you even try to find a femdom now she'll just send you a paypal llink. They just do it for money.
>>767970633
That sounds quite fun, friend. The absolute best would be if you were slim and under 5'5" so when she molds you it's into her little sissy bitch. And she'd be very generous with her little sissy bitch, sharing you with ALL of her friends.
>>767970281
if got more like this.... nude for extra points... keep em coming
>>767970861
plenty of femdoms who dont do it for the money, you just don't hear about them because they don't have to go looking.
The moneygrubbers go out advertising so you see a lot more of them.
>>767970861
IMHO all femdoms realize that going pro is a great way to make money. But I'm too chicken shit to go into the BDSM community, so take my opinion skeptically.
>>767971017
Sadly I'm 6 foot and I have a dad bod/skinny fat.
>>767971428
Where do you even find non-money femdoms. Here in the UK i've never found a femdom that isn't like "Money to talk to me :)"
like cmon I'm just a femboy who wants a mommy dom gf
Living in a Germanic castle along with six younger women. They would be preferably blonde, blue eyes, tall (6'0" or taller), and Scandinavian with accents. I would physically and mentally abuse them while fucking them and just in general. For my pleasure and to humiliate them, I would have young boys cum on their faces and tits whenever it pleased me.
>>767950646
>I mouth rape her a few times before moving onto her asshole
go on...
>>767971523
At least you're skinnyfat. I'm fatfat. I miss being in my teens/early 20s and still able to fit into a VS corset. Back before I was able to afford clothes of my own I use to babysit my brother's kids specifically so I could go through my sdister in law's closet and wear all of her sexy things. She had SO much slutwear. It was glorious.
>>767936665
Asian twins wearing glasses and pantyhose. We share a big fucking joint and then have drunk/stoned sex for hours. I'm a big fan of twins switching places, playing twin pranks etc. My ideal situation would be to meet a qt, start dating and after a month of dating turns out she has a twin and they've been switching places.
Over The course of a week, every female turns into a loli, but keeps their bust. they all slim down to little girl proportions, but landwhales stay a little chubby, thicc girls keep a plump ass, etc. they also have a bust reflective of their former proportions; big ol' titties become oppai lolis, athletic flat women become athletic little girls with DFC, middlegrounders get developing bumps that never get bigger.
all of the above also undergo a slight to radical change in behavior; libido jumps %500, shame and fear almost disappear, and they all get their attraction centres rewired to appreciate intellect over physical might, kindness over aggression, and loyalty over material goods.
that, gentlemen, would be a lolitopia.
innate personality remains, with the exceptions i already listed, as does most orientations. the removal of shame would lead to a bit more experimentation with their loli peers, and the attraction changes would turn most stacies into nerd humpers. the general idea was a world where the alphas are now the betas, and vice versa.
so, lesbians would now be loli lesbians, but far more willing to let others watch, and the feminists would have to backpedal to a more chivalry orientated view, since they would be distinctly and irrefutably at a physical disadvantage.
the tumblrinas can go cry in a corner, rubbing their newly bald and now visible cunts for all i care.
>>767971557
I've just found some by talking to them. I'm not a sub, so it's shop talk more than anything else.
your problems are:
-Dom girls are in short supply compared to sub guys. They never have to go looking.
-The ones who do it for fun rather than profit mostly have one, maybe two subs.
Same as if you go on a dating site looking for a gf you hit gold diggers or camwhores more than real girls. It's not that they're the majority, it's just that they're the ones advertising.
>>767938574
Boner
>>767938574
Amen
>>767971923
>a lolitopia.
I'll pay fifty dollars for one.
Tbh, exploring the galaxy and meeting a very alien looking Xeno, bang, and fall in love and explore the universe together.
Here it is:
Have sex for three or more hours in the missionary with someone who isn't gay, bdsm, std infected, a trap, or less than good looking.
Through wonders of medical technology have my dick work right
Then have sex
Pretty much it
To meet my fursona, become close friends and quickly begin dating him, then for us to fuck each others' brains out until the day we both die in our sleep, on a warm summer night, in each others' arms.
>>767971557
>Go to a munch
>>767936665
To finally get some again....
But nobody wants a dude like me...
>>767957474
Pornbay iirc.
I got enough for a thread. I'll post em or link to a host if anyone cares.
Getting gangbanged by a girl and her gay friends.
Or having a gf dress me up like a pretty slut and molested while she does things to me
Pissing all over a girl (except on her hair) and fucking her. Lots of tit stuff too.
>>767973334
Yes please
>>767973334
Post more
I don't know, I guess I have a bit of a fantasy of running a cannibal cult out of a compound with Vietcong tunnels around the entire system, where sex is not necessarily part of the fantasy, but it is needed to cure my almost constant raging erection.
OK, here are two more fantasies for the thread:
1: To be the plaything of a 10-12 year old dominatrix. And yeah, she'd definitely rock the latex lingerie look and tall heels look at least a few times a week, but it would be just as fun to submit to a plainclothes loli wearing a cute little age appropriate sundress or little short shorts, a tee shirt, sandals, panties and a training bra.
2: To have my very own loli girlfriend who, unbeknownst to me at first, has a twin brother who looks identical to her despite the fact that that's not how twins of opposite sex work. At a time well into our relationship at a time when sex is a regular occurrence my little loli lover and I would be having a wonderful time together starting with a nice little blowjob from her. After I'm all worked up and honry beyond reason I'd tell her I think we should get to it and she'd give me this odd look before telling me to promise not to be mad. I'd tell her of course I won't get mad at you honey before giving her a kiss. She'd back off and unfasten her skirt, letting it fall to the ground. And I'd look down expecting to see what I always see and instead be taken aback by the little lump in my pint sized lover's panties. After a few confused moments the little girl in front of me would tell me she's my girlfriend's twin brother and that she's always telling him about sex with me and how fun it is and that he begged her to let him take her place. After reminding me that I promised I wouldn't get mad I agreed that I did say that and I'd give the girlish little boy in front of me the fucking of his life. After that, just for fun they'd switch places every now and then just because messing with me is fun to them and I'd let whichever one I was with have a good dicking without fail. After this has been going on for a good long while it's their birthday and they asked me if after whatever they did with their families we could go out to a movie or something.
>>767973881
Of course I'd agree and after our outing we'd retire to my place where the three of us would have a night of sexual adventure. Among other things I'd make sure my girlfriend gave her brother an enjoyable BJ before I had the two of them give me a double team BJ. Much fucking would be had as well, of course.
>>767936665
A time machine so i can travel to the past raping at will
>>767974118
What year are you going back to first?
>>767974218
Dunno, any year would do. How about 1840 in Georgia, USA with plenty of black meat, or 1942 in Germany with sex-crazed women or 1775 in France wit pervert aristocrats
I want to watch teens fuck pornstars to lose their virginities
I want to catch my daughter in a gang bang with her male friends
>>767974514
How about travel back to when your older sister who relentlessly teased you growing up, assuming you have one, is a little girl and rape her.
>>767974969
That will be fine as well!
>>767974938
How old is she?
>>767974938
If she's in a gangbang with her male AND female friends it's not as weird if you join in, assuming you don't touch her. Which you definitely wouldn't do.*
*for the first ten minutes anyway.
>>767975208
**ten seconds** FTFY
hypno, been able to make any girl i wished mine for a while. hypno on guys for money or other items if i desire.
>>767947884
Cuck ninja. I like it, fresh
I want young girls or femboy with Dicks/strapons abusing moms
>>767975444
Nice! Do you know much about her sex life?
>>767936665
I don't really have one, I'm very vanilla. I just enjoy all sex with my boyfriend
>>767936665
Anal threesome
>>767938278
Pedo
>>767975599
>then why are you in this thread?
>>767954320
Do this anon. And I'll pay you for the tape.
>>767975585
She went on birth control last year after a convo she had with my wife so I assume she has sex
>>767975707
I have a lot of fetishes but I wouldn't call them fantasies
>>767976143
so you don't fantasize about your fetishes?
>>767976111
You don't talk much with her? You don't want to be the cool dad that she can go to to ask 'what does it mean when a guy says/does?....'. When was the last time you saw her pussy?
>>767975493
Abusing their moms or just moms in general?
>>767976278
Well, I suppose but I'm still quite inexperienced so I don't know what would feel good in real life and some of the fetishes are impossible to carry out anyway
I want to live the lazy life as dog but still have my human brain so I can understand everything and be owned by a woman that likes to engage in acts of bestiality.
>>767965194
Well, it certainly got me hard, although I was mostly envisioning the 'woman' as a trap with similar proportions to myself.
>>767973334
Host would be good, could fap happily for quite some time with those
>>767974767
this is a good fantasy
>>767976632
Yep. Your kinks are divided up into:
>achievable and fun
>achievable but not as fun in person as the fantasy
>impossible/should not be attempted for moral reasons
things can move around between the first few of them, but the closest you can get to RL tentacle rape is a fancy dildo.
just work your way through the low-level stuff with a partner you trust and see at what point it stops being as fun for you.
>>767976335
Not him but real life isn't literotica anon
>>767936665
This picture makes no sense. The hijab is to cover up you shame as a woman and hide from male urges. That's liegit what's it for. Yet you cover up everything else.
OK, how about this... get a big group of elementary school students together and have their teachers (and parents, if need be) assure them that this is a perfectly OK thing and to just be honest and not get embarassed. Then ask each and every one of them what sort of things they do with the stuff beneath their bathing suit area. Get a big dialogue going for as long as possible encouraging the kids to share stories, how it makes them feel etc. getting them to share pointers with eachother for what feels good, what toys and such they use (and giggle at the number of little girls who have a special relationship with their electric toothbrush). Then after about everything has been said encourage a school wide child orgy. Enjoy the show and know that all of your strategically placed video cameras will capture everything. For posterity, of course.
>>767977211
Having open communications about sexual health with your daughter is fantasy either.
>>767976715
So I guess you enjoyed the strap on bits then? Was the introduction of her college friend too much for you or were you cool wih it? Thanks for your feedback, BTW.
>>767976675
This fantasy has come up like 3 times in this thread lol.
women been bred by aliens, like there womb, ass and stomachs are pumped full of eggs
I want to never have sex, wahmen pee out that hole.
>>767977082
Good advice, thanks
>>767977751
you're welcome mommy
>>767977538
You can also have sex with the poop hole if peepee scares you too much.
>>767977394
Have any daughters or buddies who do?
That is one thing, yes, what you implied in the post was a different level of that though, one that exists pretty much in fantasy only. Real life daughters and fathers don't really do that sort of thing, as they generally have no desire to get anywhere that detailed with a father. With a mother, it's possible, but still not common.
"what does it mean when a guy says/does?" conversations are something she will have with her girlfriends or Google, discussions about protection or STDs is something they might discuss with a father.
>>767977869
What about the saliva hole?
>>767978211
or the earwax hole
>>767954640
I know someone who claims that this was their first fap.
