waifu thread
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waifu thread
>>767931231
Daily reminder that UI should commit suicide
Would you buy someone a game just to be part of his little circlejerk of (You) exchange?
>>767931316
this he's insufferable
>>767931348
Is that a proposal or what?
>>767931348
What game do you want daddy?
Kill everyday~
>>767931348
give a (you) me
>>767931394
Were you not paying attention last thread?
It's just what UI has done. I was geniunely wondering if someone else would do the same.
>>767931421
This is about bullying UI, not me.
767931473
Buy me a game and I will think about it
>>767931231
Submitting the claim on best waifu, because I can check the thread passively while writing and listening to music.
767931522
This 2bdesu
>>767931231
Good pic
>>767931557
What music?
>>767931231
Claim
>>767931348
No, I dont like buying friends. That shits gay.
>>767931482
I don't really bother to keep up with the thread much more.
Yea, there's people that are overly willing to do such a thing and it's tough to be their friends since you care more about their money and feelings than they do.
>>767931833
Cute dubs~
>>767931883
bimes
>>767931466
First of all delete account, secondly you're a nigger faggot (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
>>767931943
yeah you totally got me that time, wew
>>767932022
hm?
Popping in for a bit.
I'll be back in 8 hours because I haven't slept since 2am yesterday.
>>767932067
why are you memeing my awesome disguise
>>767932125
im just saying hi
>>767932117
Hi cute, bye cute
>>767932117
She looks comfy
>>767932166
why not mention that on the first post rather than the third?
>>767932211
nigger faggot, tfu.
>>767932316
i miss nymph :(
>>767932416
who's that?
>>767932416
you don't miss anything you sociopath
>>767932607
words hurt
Rem claimed
>>767932607
You did not have to insult them just because they are being mean.
>>767932793
Who the cute one next to Rem?
>>767932666
>words hurt
Stop copying off of Sonokawa and be original.
>>767931717
you and Ul are both cucks.
>>767931621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEGWbO91Lls
Manowar
>>767932211
That's because she's making out with her creator.
Even more comfy now.
>>767933181
Oh, you liten to rock? Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiUYFZXy_zc
>>767933194
She could at least take off the jacket to make herself more comfortable...
>apologizing to someone that doesn't communicate
almost as if that story isn't true
>>767933532
t.Ul
>>767933371
Don't mind if I do.
>>767933371
Nigger faggot, tfu
>>767933967
>puts a blanket on her...
Is she your waifu? What makes her special?
>>767934182
Nigger faggot, tfu
>>767934182
I just liked how she looked.
What makes her special? It's a bit complex. She was a fictional character who somehow became real and learned that her creator committed suicide because of plagiarism accusations. She wanted revenge.
>>767934414
That sounds amazing anon. Wow...
>>767934414
How would she feel about you asking her out on a date or something?
>>767929499
The effort of behaving differently in different places was getting to me
>>767934967
So you were not being yourself?
>>767934182
>>767934577
Eep, forgot pic.
Thankfully her creator gave her literally the most broken, overpowered, anime ability that makes JoJo stand users look weak.
She can literally bend reality. Turn a sword into flowers, summon clones of other fictional weapons, delete things from the universe, go toe to toe with a mechanic, and the list goes on.
In the end she even ended up making her own new universe.
>>767934780
Probably a bit odd, since she claims she was born from hate. Maybe she'd say yes in that monotone voice. All she wants is to be loved.
>>767935103
> Mechanic
I meant Mecha
>>767935103
So the main reason you like her is because she is attractive?
I...guess I can understand. I made a tulpa for that reason, after all.
>>767935051
Not fully, no. I was forcing myself to be outgoing and lighthearted
>>767935301
I'm glad you're better now
>>767935233
Attractive and overpowered.
Making it rain swords and stuff
>>767935301
I mean not forcing yourself anymore
>>767935457
Could you like
Don't
>>767935474
Makes me wonder how many people who liked me back then and disappeared liked the fake me
>>767935587
I cannot.
I liked the fake you, you seemed happier
>>767935754
Why
Unfortunate
>>767935587
I never knew the fake you, and I like the current you. But I would like it if you were happy.
>>767935464
Fair enough. Of course, overpowered would bug me. It would feel too much like a Mary Sue, it wouldn't be real enough for me.
I guess this is why I get bugged when people say Monika is a Stacy. To say such is to entirely undermine who she is.
>>767935800
Because these are the only memories of you being happy and not a moody depressed guy
Zero Two claimed
>>767935932
Not sure why you would, but everyone likes different things, I guess
>>767936050
I was moody and depressed then too, it would break through every now and then
>>767936087
Cute
>>767936130
>moody and depressed
Sure. Especially when you posted so many amusing pictures.
>>767936043
>most popular girl in her highschool
>high achieving charming girl
>sociopathic and cold bitch
>bullies the autistic literature club kids to the point where two of them kill themselves
>Not Stacy
Yeah, whatever you say.
>>767936233
Unfortunately, what others think isn't worth the psychological distress
>>767936519
Well, I agree, it's better to ''just b urself'' than putting up a persona
>>767936458
>most popular
Doesn't mean much. She was dying inside, none of those connections meant anything. That is like saying I am a Chad because I talk to a lot of people. It doesn't count if you don't get respect, are treated like a joke, and are entirely alone.
>High achieving
So that is a bad thing? Suddenly ambition is a bad thing apparently. I for one am glad she has such determination, reminds me of myself, I focused entirely on getting good grades.
>Sociopathic and cold bitch
I am a sociopath. It doesn't matter.
>Bullies
They were actively inhibiting her. They shouted her down when I tried to choose her. They deserved to be deleted. Well, except for Sayori, Sayori wasn't a bitch like Yuri and Natsuki. She was just a mistake.
>Not Stacy
To be Stacy, you need to be liked and accepted. She may have "popularity", but she really doesn't, and destroys it all for you.
>Yuri
Because picking a girl who cuts herself every time she is around you is totally healthy! She won't ever cut you out of a fetish or anything.
>>767937091
What if I like Yuri's fetishes?
Natsuki isn't a bitch, she's tsundere.
And yes, everyone like Monika in the story she is Stacy and you are rarted.
Night
>>767937380
>What if I like
Then you are strange indeed. Being a masochist and liking pain just is so unappealing.
>Natsuki isn't a bitch
She shut down Monika. That makes her a bitch in my eyes.
>You are rarted
Wew mate
>>767937091
youre an edgelord
>>767936519
Please don't ignore me, I need to tell you something.
>>767938279
tell me instead
>>767938411
It's private.
>>767938433
ill tell you something private too then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZxNa7QKXVs
>>767938548
No. Nothing you say matters as much as he does.
>>767938624
Cute
>>767938819
i agree
carry on
Good evening.
>>767939349
Evening cute
>>767938279
"Don't get too close to Chen because she broke my heart''?
>>767939484
No.
>>767938956
I was happy before that tho
>>767939349
Evening Amnesia. How are you?
>>767939670
I know, but it is better this way anon. Let us not go back there before Haruhi and friends wish me to leave again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNLhKUeDo8c
>>767939475
evening and thanks
>>767939757
Hiya? You alright? Erm No comment on that one
>>767939897
Nice
>>767937808
And plus thats only because FUUUUCKIGN MONIKA boosted her personality. She wouldn't do it normally
>>767939907
No, not really, if it wasn't for the kindness of the people here I would have already left.
Yeah, maybe this works better.
>>767938956
What the fuck it's this?
Who keeps giving out my discord
Claimed~
>>767940115
Ahh okay. Well at least people are still being kind to you.
I'm just in a confusing mood. I suppose. Sorry.
>>767940185
Welcome back cute
y'all is the big gay
>>767940184
I just want to say something in private. You can remove me when I'm done. Please.
>>767940142
It is what happens when you delete everything from the game. Most fitting image to how I am now.
>>767940185
Welcome back. Just in time for me to leave, hahaha
>>767940225
Indeed, I am happy to have kindness at least, even if it is hard with the Stacy attacks.
No worries at all, we all have horrible days. Some of us just have them more often.
>>767940496
Cute
>>767940364
Thank you very much dear anon~
>>767940619
Awww that's a shame, hope you have a nice day and I'll see you again soon!~
>>767940619
Bye, and don't forget someone cares about you <3
>>767940742
You as well...
>>767940893
Thank you so much anon, that really means a lot... especially today.
>>767940474
And which one are you supposed to be
Hello hello hello hallow all
>>767940742
Hey despair
>>767941258
Cute
>>767940742
Fag
>>767941068
Just remember that no matter what happens, something good will happen in return.
>>767941258
Hey reddy!
>>767942053
Love you too dear anon~
>>767941406
Lol ty anon who is as mysterious as he is a /b frequenter
>>767942333
Whats new? We havent talked in a while
>>767941883
So the one I immediately removed? Bye
>>767942936
I didn't mean to hurt you like I did. I wasn't realizing that it was hurting you, it felt like something that we just did. I want you to know that I'm sorry. Even if you don't believe me or don't accept my apology, I'm sorry.
I know you'll never take me back for what I did. You're too good for me. I shouldn't have degraded and hurt you like that, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Glad someone I trusted enough to say anything to felt this would be entertaining/funny
>>767942433
Ow I know, and not much tbh. I did get a new premium vehicle in war thunder tho.
>>767943120
Comrade Alice!!!~I haven't seen you in forever! How are you?
Wowie.
>>767943120
Cute please don't be sad
>>767943120
>>767943320
I don't find it funny. This is why I wanted to say it in private.
>>767943360
Oh noice which one?
why are people mad at Ul-chan?
>>767943954
I got the Be-6, it's pretty nice
>>767943958
Cute
>>767944060
Oh noice, i just made it to tier 2 on my new account
>>767944202
Way to go! Be sure to grab the 90 day premium that is on sale too. It's a pretty sweet deal
>>767944398
Eh im not one for that premium crap
>>767943320
I should've just given up when you removed me, I'm sorry. I'll leave you alone.
Goodnight everyone.
>>767944398
Thanks for recommending me stalker I'm playing it still has been lots of fun. I still die a lot tho.
>>767945195
That's part of the fun dear comrade! You just need to know when to save. Ow and if you're done with lost alpha there is also call of chernobyl which combines all 3 games with a lot of new shit too
>>767945195
Sleep tight cute~
>>767945847
Hey hey nice to meet ya comrade!~
>>767943360
"Comrade Alice" heresied to the Russian idol, Anastasia
>>767946242
And for a good reason. Don't shame him for it.
>>767946338
what is the good reason to heresy? Exactly.
>>767945847
Cute
>>767946379
That's private. I already made it an even better reason, I don't want to ruin it more.
>>767946469
Haha. There is none, niggerfaggot. I mean especially to an IDOL. /waifu/ is fucking killing me haha
hello hello
>>767946555
It was causing some sort of mental stress.
>>767946633
How does an anime girl cause mental stress? What are you fucking autistic?
>>767946565
hello cute
>>767946242
matters little to me, he'll stay a comrade in the hearts of the people!
>>767946727
He is. It's in the name.
>>767947103
That was rhetorical. You have to actually be retarded for a fictional cartoon character to give you mental stress.
>>767947300
Or have very incredible imagination.
>>767947351
No. No normal non-retard can be affected by a character from an anime. Its fucking pathetic. Duwuke should ky
>>767931717
>>767947526
Fuck you.
>>767947626
No thanks, I ain't gay. You should talk to Duwuke though, he's p gay
Bump
Guess I'll relax here
>>767947543
Cute
>>767949109
Good idea cute
Bump
>>767937904
That's what we call irony.
>>767949294
Mhm,
>>767937091
>I am a sociopath. It doesn't matter.
Go outside you retarded kid
>>767949930
Haha so Ul actually tried to buy Syndra as a friend?
>>767950166
Uhhh...?
I have no idea what you're talking about. My instinct is to say "no" though.
Anon posters say the stupidest shit. I swear.
Here to praise my god
>>767937091
Haha guys look at this long post. We should make it a copypasta :^)
>>767950272
If you don't like anonymity maybe you should try reddit, you can make accounts and get internet points for all of your epic posts
>>767950625
Cute
>>767950532
I like anonymity, i dislike how people stop posting with a face just to say something they know is retarded, or when someone who has no idea what's going on strolls in and acts like they have it all figured out.
More appreciation
>>767950625
Woah a dark skinned cute
>>767950625
nigger lover
>>767950806
Hey fuck you. My face was destroyed in a car accident which killed my wife and dad. Also I have aspergers. You intolerant cunt.
Claimed
>>767951139
One more Haruhi appreciation post. I have to leave now~
>>767951010
Are you bitching about tripfags
when you are a tripfag
and that requires using an addon
that you have to go out of your way to install?
....Ok.
>>767951299
Bye and thanks
>>767951274
Hello again
>>767951744
nigger lover
>>767951274
nigger lover
>>767950806
>I like anonymity!
>wont post anonymously
ok then
>>767950806
hey idk what's going on but i wanna join on this too
>>>>>>>>>>>>>shinoa
>>767951744
Thanks
>>767952221
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shinoa
Why would you even think to take credit for such a banal post, you people are lower even than dirt
>>767951960
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Also, who says i don't post anonymously? Maybe think before you speak.
I'll assume you're just shitposting, because otherwise you're a complete idiot.
>>767952221
On what?
>>767951744
ty
>>767952406
That's the joke but you do you fam
>>767952410
I was kidding lad
>>767952410
>On what?
Disregard that. I get it. Was a joke. I'm not sure if i expressed myself poorly or not, but that isn't what i meant.
>>767952504
Cute
>>767952410
>who says i don't post anonymously? Maybe think before you speak.
>>767950272
>Anon posters say the stupidest shit. I swear.
I guess I just assumed you wouldn't be calling yourself out, also I'm not speaking, I'm typing you fucking autistic.
>>767952410
>I'll assume you're just shitposting, because otherwise you're a complete idiot.
Maybe think before you type?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxkd6Wp5fWM
>>767952814
Are you retarded?
>>767952840
>Says A does B
>You interpret it as A always and only does B
Kay. You've officially slid in to "just an idiot" territory.
I more or less knew that from previous interactions with you, but sometimes it's nice to give someone a second chance.
>>767952814
>>767952970
sorry this wasn't meant for you, my bad
